(Completed) Professor Lamb vs. The Royal Guard! Can the lamb defeat the lion!?

[The Wanderer]

Greetings, all. Let's get this started...

Originally Posted by Fat Professor Lamb

Issuing a Beginner Battle challenge.
3v3 Singles
3 Days
2 Recover/Rest type moves and 5 chills
Standard ASB Arena

Originally Posted by Fat The Royal Guard

^ Yo! Bring it!

All abilities
Switch=KO
items=counter producing ones only

And since substitutions and abilities aren't mentioned, I'm setting them both to one. Anyway, here's the teams...

Professor Lamb

Larvitar

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Larvitar [Larvitar] (*) (Male)
Nature: Jolly (+15% Speed, +8% Accuracy, -1 SpA)

Type: Rock/Ground
Rock: Rock STAB; Reduce damage from all special attacks by two (2) Base Attack Power during Sandstorm. Able to use Sand Tomb without losing focus.
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

Abilities:
Guts: (Innate) This Pokemon is tenacious and will work ever harder when under a status condition, raising the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by two (2). Pokemon with Guts ignore the attack drop from burn.
Sand Veil (DW): (Innate, Locked) This Pokemon is used to reacting in desert conditions and gets a 20% evasion boost during Sandstorms. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Sandstorm damage.

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 48 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Moves

Level Up

Bite (*)
Leer (*)
Sandstorm (*)
Screech (*)
Chip Away (*)
Rock Slide (*)
Scary Face (*)
Thrash (*)

Egg Moves

Dragon Dance (*)
Outrage (*)
Iron Head (*)

TMs

Protect (*)
Double Team (*)
Substitute (*)

Total Moves: 13

Beldum

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Beldum [Beldum] (*) (Male)
Nature: Adamant (+1 Atk, -1 SpA)

Type: Steel/Psychic
Steel: Steel STAB; Immune to Sandstorm, highly insusceptible to toxic attacks, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, can be magnetized. Superior senses in high-metal environments like construction sites or factories.
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Clear Body: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body structure makes it immune to status lowering moves used by opponents. (e.g. Intimidate, Growl, Screech etc.)
Light Metal (DW): (Innate, Locked) The Pokemon's body is made of a lightweight but extremely strong alloy. It weighs half as much as other members of the species, but is equally sturdy. The Pokemon executes weak attacks much more effectively, adding +1 priority to all their attacks with 6 or less Base Attack Power (after other ability adjustments). Priority is applied to the summed Base Attack Power of a multi-hit move (e.g. Double Kick has priority at 6 BAP, Skill Link Bullet Seed doesn't at 15 BAP.)

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 30
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4 (95.2 kg)
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Moves

Level Up

Take Down (*)

Tutor

Iron Defense (*)
Iron Head (*)
Zen Headbutt (*)

Total Moves: 4

Frillish

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Frillish [Frillish] (Female]
Nature: Bold (+1 Def, -1 Atk)

Type: Water/Ghost
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Ghost: Ghost STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.

Abilities:
Water Absorb: (Innate) This Pokemon absorbs water attacks and instead of taking damage from them, recovering 50% of the damage the water attack would have done. A Pokemon that attacks itself with water to heal only recieves 25% of the damage that attack would do to itself.
Cursed Body: (Innate) When this Pokemon is struck by an opponent's attack that makes contact, there is a 30% chance that attack will be disabled. Only one of the opponent's attacks can be disabled at a time due to Cursed Body.
Damp (DW): (Innate, Locked) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.

Stats:

Frillish
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 40
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Moves

Level Up
Bubble (*)
Water Sport (*)
Absorb (*)
Night Shade (*)
BubbleBeam (*)
Recover (*)
Water Pulse (*)

Egg Moves
Confuse Ray (*)
Pain Split (*)
Recover (*)

TMs
Protect (*)
Shadow Ball (*)
Double Team (*)

Total Moves: 13

vs. The Royal Guard

Vexen the Snover

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<Snover> [Vexen] (Male)
Nature:Rash
Type:
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.
Ice:Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.

Abilities:
Snow Warning:(Innate)This Pokemon summons a massive hailstorm upon its entry into battle that does not end, expending 10% of its energy to do so. It can re-summon the effect mid-battle for 9% Energy with a command.
Command: (Ability: Snow Warning)
Hail causes two (2) damage per action to all non-Ice typed Pokemon. Hail activates the abilities Snow Cloak and Ice Body, as well as increasing Blizzard’s accuracy to 100% and letting it have an additional 30% chance to bypass Protect.

Soundproof:Innate(DW-LOCKED)
Pokemon with this ability emit their own powerful electrostatic or sound-dampening field, making them immune to sound-based moves other than an ally's or their own Heal Bell. (Known sound moves: Bug Buzz, Chatter, Echoed Voice, Grasswhistle, Growl, Heal Bell, Hyper Voice, Metal Sound, Perish Song, Relic Song, Roar, Round, Screech, Sing, Snarl, Snore, Supersonic, Uproar.)


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4(+)
SpD: Rank 1(-)
Spe: 40
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 14


EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:(14)
Powder Snow
Leer
Razor Leaf
Icy Wind
GrassWhistle
Swagger
Mist
Ice Shard

Avalanche
Leech Seed
Stomp

Blizzard
Frost Breath
Protect

Axel the Embrich

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<Embrich> [Axel] (Male)
Nature: Brave
Type: Fire/Grass
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas.
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming “powder” attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Leaf Guard: (Innate) In bright sunlight the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.
Battle Armor: (Innate) This Pokemon’s thick armor prevents it from taking critical hits.
Chlorophyll (DW): (Innate) During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.



Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 43(-) (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:(15)
Bullet Seed
Sweet Scent
Absorb
Growth
Ember
Leech Seed
Flame Wheel
Giga Drain
Fire Spin

Counter
GrassWhistle
Blaze Kick

Will-o-Wisp
Fire Blast
Sunny Day

Marluxia the Chikorita

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<Chikorita> [Marluxia] (Male)
Nature: Modest
Type:
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Overgrow:(Innate)When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solarbeam from 12 to 14)

Leaf Guard:(Innate)In bright sunlight, the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 45
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 2/9
MC: 2
DC: 1/5

Attacks:(14)
Razor Leaf
Poison Powder
Tackle
Reflect
Natural Gift
Magical Leaf
Growl
Synthesis

Leaf Storm
GrassWhistle
Leech Seed

Energy Ball
Protect
Sunny Day

Order:
-Lamb sends out a pokemon
-Royal sends out a pokemon and gives orders
-Lamb gives orders
-I ref

[Professor Lamb]

Alright guys. This is our first time battling in this strange place, and I don't want our first battle to result in a loss. I don't want any of our battles to result in losses. Looking at our opponent's team, it seems like we might have some trouble, but we'll overcome anything to win! Go! Larvitar!

[The Royal Guard]

Alright lets show them the true power of nature, Marluxia show them how it's done.

Let us begin.

Marluxia start out the match with some status effects and buffs

Grasswhistle-Poison Powder-Reflect
(IF Grasswhistle misses push actions down until it hits)

[Professor Lamb]

Okay, looks like our opponent wants to get the advantage early in the battle by using some status moves. Well, we won't let him do that! Larvitar, use Protect to guard yourself from the oncoming status moves! Then, use Double Team to make one clone so it's harder for Marluxia to hit you! After that, use Dragon Dance to boost your Attack and Speed stats! Let's go!

Protect~Double Team (one clone)~Dragon Dance

[The Wanderer]

PRE-ROUND:

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 90
EN: 100
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: None

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 90
EN: 100
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: None

ROUND 1: Hold on! We haven't quite set up the show yet!

Goooooooood evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight's LC match pits newcomer Professor Lamb against veteran The Royal Guard, the former opening with a nameless Larvitar, and the latter with Marluxia the Chikorita! ASB Arena looks packed today, and I can say with utmost confidence that this match will be a bloodbath of epic proportions!

...Or will it be a bloodbath at all? It appears that the professor's Larvitar has opted to take up a defensive stance, Protecting against any harm that might come to him! Unluckily for Marluxia, this ends up completely negating the sleep-inducing melody of his Grasswhistle!

Larvitar continues to set up his defenses, bolting all over the place and filling Marluxia's eyes with that Double-vision! Undeterred, the Chikorita hums once more, but this time dispels the illusory team of Larvitars, as the second wave of Grasswhistle puts him to sleep!

This looks bad for the professor's rocky little pokemon, sleeping like...well, a rock. Royal takes advantage of the helpless Larvitar by having Marluxia fan a cloud of poisonous powder with his leaf...but it seems nature has other plans, and the cloud ends up missing Larvitar altogether!

It looks like the show hasn't quite started yet for these two trainers. What will happen next? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK! (...or day.)

calculations

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Order: Larvitar, Chikorita

Action 1
Larvitar used Protect!
Larvitar protected itself!
Marluxia used Grasswhistle!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant due to protect = miss)
Larvitar protected itself!
Numbers: -7 energy Larvitar, -4 energy Chikorita

Action 2
Larvitar used Double Team!
Larvitar created one clone!
Marluxia used Grasswhistle!
-(Hit chance (hit <= 5500): 1884 = hit)
-(Hitting actual target chance (hit <= 5000): 4510 = hit target, erases clones)
Larvitar fell asleep!
-(sleep chance (light sleep = 1-3333; deep sleep = 3334-6666; intense sleep = 6667-10000): 8337 = intense sleep (2 actions))
Larvitar's clone vanished!
Numbers: -4 energy Larvitar, -8 energy Chikorita

Action 3
Larvitar is fast asleep. (-1 action sleep)
Marluxia used Poisonpowder!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 7785 = miss)
Marluxia missed!
Numbers: -7 energy Chikorita

END ROUND 1

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 90
EN: 89
Status ailments: Sleep (1A)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: None

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 90
EN: 81
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: None

Post order:
Lamb orders
Royal orders
I ref

[Professor Lamb]

Ah...well this isn't good. Well Larvitar...Larvitar? Oh right, you're sleeping. Well, hopefully you get my instructions in a dream or something, because we really have to try to turn this situation around! Even though you're sleeping, try to create a protective field around you by using Protect! Then get on the offensive and blow Marluxia away with a powerful Outrage! After that, keep hitting it hard with another Outrage!

Protect~Outrage~Outrage

[The Royal Guard]

Well that was a big ball of fail round. Marluxia lets get some DOTS going! Leech Seed him to start draing some health, and then Poison Powder so you can really put the screws to Lavitar, finish off the round with Energy Ball

Leech Seed-Poison Powder-Energy Ball

[The Wanderer]

Edited the stats of the first round a little - I forgot that STAB results in one less energy spent, so Chikorita should have 81 energy left, not 79.

PRE-ROUND

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 90
EN: 89
Status ailments: Sleep (1A)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: None

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 90
EN: 81
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: None

Round 2: Pain wears a necklace

Scooter's Catch-A-Ride is where the cars live! Get you one!

Well, not much happened since our commercial break - the professor's Larvitar is still sleeping! Again, Marluxia tries to take advantage of the situation, this time creeping up to the little critter and planting Leech Seeds all over him...Larvitar's gonna be in for a rude awakening.

And sure enough, Larvitar takes waking up poorly - he's so pissed he goes into an Outrage that trashes half the arena - Those Imperial angry marines in the audience are proud, I'll bet...no wait, they're just rioting. Anyway, Marluxia takes the ravaging like a boss and counters by wafting another cloud of Poisonpowder...and this time, it works!

Larvitar's fury redoubles as he trashes Marluxia with another round of Outrage...and the Chikorita simply takes it, backs away a little, and then thoroughly bitchslaps his nemesis with Energy Ball - oh, that's GOTTA hurt...and does! So bad, in fact, that it breaks Larvitar's outrage, leaving the poor critter confused!

It's looking really bad for the Professor and Larvitar...What will happen next? FIND OUT AFTER THESE MESSAGES!

calculations

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Order: Larvitar, Chikorita

Action 1
Larvitar is fast asleep. (-1 action)
Marluxia used Leech Seed!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 7481 = Hit)
Larvitar was seeded! (90*.033 = 2.97 = 3 DPA for 6 actions)
Larvitar's life was drained! (3 damage)
Numbers: -3 HP Larvitar, -9 energy Chikorita

Action 2
Larvitar woke up!
Larvitar used Outrage!
-(Hit chance: irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 904 = no)
-(Damage: ((12 + 0 + 0 + 3 + 0 + 0 - 3 - 0 - 0) * 1 + (0 * 1.75)) = 12 * 1 = 12 damage)
Larvitar is locked in Outrage! (2 actions)
Maluxia used Poisonpowder!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 4081 = Hit)
Larvitar was poisoned! (2 DPA)
Larvitar was hurt by poison! (2 damage)
Larvitar's life was drained! (3 damage to Larvitar, Chikorita heals 3 HP)
Numbers: -5 HP Larvitar, -9 HP Chikorita, -8 Energy Larvitar, -7 Energy Chikorita

Action 3
Larvitar used Outrage!
-(Hit chance: irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 8956 = No)
-(Damage: (12 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 12 damage)
Larvitar is locked in Outrage! (1 action)
Maluxia used Energy Ball!
-(Hit chance: irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 8067 = no)
-(Effect chance (yes <= 1000): 4619 = no)
-(Damage: ( (8 + 3 + 3 - 2) * 2.25 = 27 damage!)
The blow knocks Larvitar out of Outrage, confusing him!
-(Confusion chance (1-3333 = slight; 3334-6666 = severe; 6667-10000 = intense): 1976 = Slight Confusion (2 actions)
Larvitar was hurt by poison! (2 damage)
Larvitar's life was drained! (3 damage to Larvitar, Chikorita heals 3 HP)
Numbers: -32(!) HP Larvitar, -9 HP Chikorita, -8 Energy Larvitar, - 5 Energy Chikorita

END ROUND 2

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 50
EN: 73
Status ailments: Confusion (2 actions), Leech Seed (3 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: None

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 72
EN: 60
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: None

Order
Royal Orders
Lamb Orders
I ref
Glory to the Emprah

[The Royal Guard]

Couple of things.

1) Nice Borderlands refrence

2) funny thing my online name for xbox live IS Lionheart.

now onto the roflstomping.

lets do some DPA now

Energy Ball-Sunny Day-Energy Ball

[Professor Lamb]

Oh dear...well this isn't going very well at all. Hmm...okay, Larvitar, use Protect to shield yourself from Marluxia's attack! Then, show Marluxia how mad you are by Screeching at it! Then really show how mad you are by using Outrage!

Protect~Screech~Outrage

[The Wanderer]

Did a quick little retcon on the last round since I forgot about Energy Ball's effect, but it didn't work, so nothing changes.

PRE-ROUND

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 50
EN: 73
Status ailments: Confusion (2 actions), Leech Seed (3 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: None

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 72
EN: 60
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: None

Round 3: Pain also has a leaf on his head

Kellogg's Khorne Flakes. Part of this complete breakfast. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! LET THE UNIVERSE DR-R-R-ROWN IN IT!!!

Well, looks like the angry marines didn't take that commercial well; now they're taking bolters to the audience, yelling something about heresy. As the security guards struggle and/or get killed/maimed/grievously injured in an attempt to drag them out of the arena, the Professor's Larvitar, despite being woozy from that energy ball, has taken up a defensive stance again, Protecting against any harm that might come to him once again...it pays off, as it deflects another Energy Ball from his nemesis. It doesn't stop the poison and leech seeds, though.

An endless setup seems to be the name of this game, ladies and gentlemen - while Marluxia clears up the sky with Sunny Day, Larvitar breaks through his confusion and lets out a deafening Screech...which unfortunately does not faze the Chikorita at all!

Sick of doing absolutely nothing, Larvitar rushes at Marluxia and wrecks him with another bout of Outrage! Royal's warrior just scoffs at the little rock-biter and chucks another Energy Ball...and while it wasn't quite lethal, once again it broke Larvitar's concentration, and once again he is disoriented! On the plus side, the life-draining plants covering Larvitar have begun to wither and fall off.

It's looking really, REALLY bad for Professor Lamb. Will Larvitar be able to surmount this mighty foe? Find out after these messages!

(Hint: Probably not)

calculations

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Order: Larvitar, Chikorita

Action 1
Larvitar is confused! (-1 action confusion)
-(Attack chance (Hit self <= 5000): 7346 = Don't hit self)
Larvitar used Protect!
Larvitar protected itself!
Marluxia used Energy Ball!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant due to protect = Miss)
-(Damage (for protect's energy cost): ((8 + 3 + 3 - 2) * 2.25) / 2.5 = 27 / 2.5 = 10.8 = 11 energy added to protect's cost)
Larvitar protected itself!
Larvitar is hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Larvitar's life was drained! (-3 HP Larvitar, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers: -5 HP Larvitar, +3 HP Chikorita, -18 energy Larvitar, -9 energy Chikorita

Action 2
Larvitar is confused! (-1 action confusion)
-(Attack chance (Hit self <= 5000): 5739 = Don't hit self)
Larvitar used screech!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 9902 = miss)
Larvitar's attack missed!
Marluxia used Sunny day!
The sun is blinding! (4 rounds of sunlight)
Larvitar is hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Larvitar's life was drained! (-3 HP Larvitar, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers: -5 HP Larvitar, +3 HP Chikorita, -6 energy Larvitar, -10 energy Chikorita

Action 3
Larvitar snapped out of confusion!
Larvitar used Outrage!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 6625 = no)
-(Damage: (12 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 12)
Larvitar is locked in Outrage!
Marluxia used Energy Ball!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 8890 = no)
-(Effect chance (yes <= 1000): 9275 = no)
-(Damage: ((8 + 3 + 3 - 2) * 2.25) = 12 * 2.25 = 27 damage!)
The blow knocks Larvitar out of Outrage, confusing him!
-(Confusion chance (1-3333, slight; 3334-6666, severe; 6667-1000, intense): 271 = slight confusion (2 actions))
Larvitar is hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Larvitar's life was drained! (-3 HP Larvitar, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Larvitar's leech seed withered!
The sunlight is strong. (-1 round sun)
Numbers: -32(!) HP Larvitar, -9 HP Chikorita, -8 energy Larvitar, -5 energy Chikorita)

END ROUND 3

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 8
EN: 41
Status ailments: Confusion (2 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: Harsh sun (3 rounds)

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 69
EN: 36
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: Harsh sun (3 rounds)

Order:
Lamb
Royal
Me

[Professor Lamb]

Eh...well you did a good job while you lasted Larvitar. Just keep using Outrage so you can get some more damage on Marluxia before you go down.

Outrage~Outrage~Outrage

[The Royal Guard]

Energy Ball-Synthesis-Energy Ball

Show respect for the fallen with a quick mercy kill. hopefully you get better luck with your next fighter.

[The Wanderer]

PRE-ROUND

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: 8
EN: 41
Status ailments: Confusion (2 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: Harsh sun (3 rounds)

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 69
EN: 36
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: Harsh sun (3 rounds)

Round 4: The Execution of Larvitar

Drink BONK! It's the greatest thing since the Red Sox!

(WARNING: BONK! is not for everyone. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, upset stomach, nasal congestion, sterility, cancer, death, undeath, re-death, digital piracy, communism, or turning into a velociraptor. Ask your doctor if BONK! is right for you.)

K.O.!

If the hint from last round didn't give it away, Larvitar has fallen. Although it let out a swan song in the form of Outrage, the battered little guy just couldn't take the raw power of Marluxia's Energy Ball.

It's 1-0, with Royal in the lead. Who will the Professor send out to avenge Larvitar?

calculations

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Larvitar is confused!
-(Attack chance (Hit self <= 5000): 7716 = don't hit self)
Larvitar used Outrage!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 6737 = no)
-(Damage: 12 + 3 - 3 = 12 damage)
Larvitar is locked in Outrage!
Marluxia used Energy Ball!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance: Does it really matter at this point? = No)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 2) * 2.25 = 12 * 2.25 = 27 damage!)
Larvitar fainted!
The sunlight is strong. (-1 round sun)
Numbers: -8 HP Larvitar, -12 HP Chikorita, -8 energy Larvitar, -9 energy Chikorita

END ROUND 4

Professor Lamb:

Larvitar
HP: KO
EN: 33
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 48
Other: Harsh sun (2 rounds)

The Royal Guard:


Marluxia
HP: 57
EN: 27
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Speed: 45
Other: Harsh sun (2 rounds)

Order
Lamb sends out pokemon
Royal orders
Lamb orders
I ref

[Professor Lamb]

Good job Larvitar. You did well. Now, go Beldum!

[The Royal Guard]

Synthesis-Chill-Leech Seed

Set up for the next opponent. also why does Beldum only have 4 moves. That doesn't seem right.

[The Wanderer]

Actually, the rules say genderless pokemon with no TM or egg moves can start with three tutor moves, if applicable, so this is about right.

[Professor Lamb]

Fire away those Iron Heads!

Iron Head~Iron Head~Iron Head

[The Wanderer]

PRE-ROUND

Professor Lamb:


Beldum
HP: 90
EN: 100
Speed: 30
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Harsh sun (2 rounds)

The Royal Guard:



Marluxia
HP: 69
EN: 36
Speed: 45
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Harsh sun (2 rounds)

Round 5: Just like Wesley Willis!

And remember, children: If your parents don't buy you a Dupey, they're only pretending to love you!

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! The professor has just started the round by sending out a Beldum, greeting Marluxia by bashing him with Iron Head...unfortunately, he's not fast enough to stop the Chikorita from using Synthesis to negate the damage, and then some!

Healing left Marluxia weary, however - and thus decides to sacrifice some HP to another one of Beldum's Iron Heads in order to Chill! Perhaps Royal's trying to set up on the Professor again?

That looks to be the case, as his Chikorita lets loose another round of Leech Seeds to drain Beldum's life! The little dumbbell is undeterred, however, and smacks Marluxia with yet another Iron Head, bashing him so hard he flies across the arena! Oh, that's GOTTA HURT!

The round is over and Royal still has a comfortable lead. Can the Professor turn this around?

calculations

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Order: Chikorita, Beldum

Action 1
Marluxia used Synthesis!
Marluxia recovered 30 HP!
-(Energy cost: (90/10) + 5 - 1 = 13)
Beldum used Iron Head!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (crit <= 625): 8465 = no)
-(Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 11 damage)
Numbers: +19 HP Chikorita, -5 energy Beldum, -13 energy Chikorita

Action 2
Marluxia used Chill!
Marluxia recovered 12 energy!
Beldum used Iron Head!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (crit <= 625): 2802 = no)
-(Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 11 damage)
Numbers: -11 HP Chikorita, -9 energy Beldum, +12 energy Chikorita

Action 3
Marluxia used Leech Seed!
-(Hit chance (hit <= 9000): 7513 = hit)
Beldum was seeded! (6 actions)
Beldum used Iron Head!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (crit <= 625): 579 = YES)
-(Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 14)
A critical hit!
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
The sunlight is strong. (-1 round sun)
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, -11 HP Chikorita, -13 energy Beldum, -9 energy Chikorita

END ROUND 5

Professor Lamb:


Beldum
HP: 87
EN: 73
Speed: 30
Status ailments: Leech Seed (5 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Harsh sun (1 round)

The Royal Guard:



Marluxia
HP: 66
EN: 26
Speed: 45
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Harsh sun (1 round)

Order
Lamb orders
Royal orders
I ref

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Smogon University! Nil sine Pokemon!

[Professor Lamb]

Beldum, just keep on hitting Marluxia as hard as you can with Iron Head!

Iron Head~Iron Head~Iron Head

[The Royal Guard]

Sorry, thought i wasn't up >.<

Anyway, lets get rid of some of that damage.

Grasswhistle-Energy Ball-Energy Ball

Grasswhistle till it hits-Energy Ball rest of the actions

[The Wanderer]

PRE-ROUND

Professor Lamb:


Beldum
HP: 87
EN: 73
Speed: 30
Status ailments: Leech Seed (5 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Harsh sun (1 round)

The Royal Guard:



Marluxia
HP: 66
EN: 26
Speed: 45
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Harsh sun (1 round)

Round 6: Headbanging to a grasswhistle

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! It looks like Royal is trying to incapacitate his nemesis yet again, having Marluxia hum on his Grasswhistle...and missed! The Professor's Beldum takes advantage of this by smacking the Chikorita around with yet another Iron Head! Slowly but surely, Marluxia is getting whittled down...but throwing Iron Head after Iron Head is really taking a toll on Beldum...

This battle has undoubtedly become a stallwar, as our warriors follow with more of the same - Marluxia's Grasswhistle misses, Beldum bashes him with Iron Head again.

Will anything change in this next move? It doesn't look like it, as Royal's Chikorita uses Grasswhistle yet again...but this time, it works! Perhaps this might have been fortunate for Beldum, as a quick spell just prevented it from squandering its increasingly sparse energy!

Marluxia's fortitude has proven impressive, but at this point he's so tired he can barely stand anymore. Beldum's doing better in this aspect - but not by much; that hail of headbutts cost it dearly. Will this war of attrition end within the next round? Find out after a word from our sponsors!

calculations

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Order: Chikorita, Beldum

Action 1
Marluxia used Grasswhistle!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 5500): 6927 = Miss)
Marluxia's attack missed!
Beldum used Iron Head!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 4121 = no)
-(Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 11 damage)
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, - 8 HP Chikorita, -17 energy Beldum, -4 energy Chikorita

Action 2
Marluxia used Grasswhistle!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 5500): 9237 = Miss)
Marluxia's attack missed!
Beldum used Iron Head!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
-(Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 6509 = no)
-(Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 11 damage)
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, -8 HP Chikorita, -21 energy Beldum, -8 energy Chikorita

Action 3
Marluxia used Grasswhistle!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 5500): 3023 = Hit)
Beldum fell asleep!
-(Sleep chance (0-3333, light; 3334-6666, deep; 6667-10000, intense): 3056 = light sleep, 1 action)
Beldum is fast asleep. (-1 action sleep)
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
The sunlight faded.
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -12 energy Chikorita

END ROUND 6

Professor Lamb:


Beldum
HP: 78
EN: 35
Speed: 30
Status ailments: Sleep (will awaken on A1), Leech Seed (2 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

The Royal Guard:



Marluxia
HP: 53
EN: 2
Speed: 45
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

Order
Royal
Lamb
Ref
FUCKING CREEPERS!

[The Royal Guard]

Way too much EN damage

Chill-Chill-Leech Seed

[Professor Lamb]

Alright Beldum, you have to Chill for a bit. Then, go and use Take Down on Marluxia! After that, use Iron Head again!

Chill~Take Down~Iron Head

[The Wanderer]

PRE-ROUND

Professor Lamb:


Beldum
HP: 78
EN: 35
Speed: 30
Status ailments: Sleep (will awaken on A1), Leech Seed (2 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

The Royal Guard:



Marluxia
HP: 53
EN: 2
Speed: 45
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: 4 chills remaining

Round 7: A Game of Fortitude

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What do you mean, the angry marines are rampaging through the arena?! Ugh, first they cause trouble in the stands, now this. I swear, when this is over I'm giving that commissar a bolter to the...wait, is this thing on?

...Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! It Looks like neither trainer is done with this stallwar yet - Marluxia Chills to keep going, while the Professor's Beldum awakens to take a Chill himself! As the Chikorita follows up with another Chill, Beldum launches itself, planning to make Marluxia's face less pretty with Take Down...but misses!

Having gained his second wind, Marluxia decides to renew the dying vines covering Beldum with another volley of Leech Seeds, while the little dumbbell smacks the Chikorita with another Iron Head...could this be the start of another hurricane of headbutts?

It looks like this stallwar will go on for at least another round. What will happen next? Find out next time!

(Please don't kill me, Mr. Fuklaw!)

calculations

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Order: Chikorita, Beldum

Action 1
Marluxia used Chill!
Marluxia recovered 12 energy!
Beldum woke up!
Beldum used Chill!
Beldum recovered 12 energy!
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, +12 Energy Beldum, +12 Energy Chikorita

Action 2
Marluxia used Chill!
Marluxia recoered 12 energy!
Beldum used Take Down!
-(Energy cost: 6 + (4/2.5) = 6 + 1.6 = 7.6 = 8
-(Hit chance (hit <= 8500): 8775 = miss)
Beldum's attack missed!
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Beldum's Leech Seeds withered away!
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -8 Energy Beldum, +12 Energy Chikorita

Action 3
Marluxia used Leech Seed!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 7198 = hit)
Beldum was seeded! (6 actions)
Beldum used Iron Head!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = hit)
-(Crit chance (crit <= 625): 9052 = no)
-(Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no)
-(Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1 = 11 damage)
Beldum's life was drained! (-3 HP Beldum, +3 HP Chikorita, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers: -3 HP Beldum, -8 HP Chikorita, -5 Energy Beldum, -9 Energy Chikorita

END ROUND 7

Professor Lamb:


Beldum
HP: 69
EN: 34
Speed: 30
Status ailments: Leech Seed (5 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

The Royal Guard:



Marluxia
HP: 51
EN: 17
Speed: 45
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: 2 chills remaining

Order
Lamb orders
Royal orders
I re-HERESY! *BLAM*