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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Hey, what time is it? The giant clock face is blocking my view!...What do you mean it's hammer time? That's not supposed to start for another half-an-hour! You meant clobberin' time? Who do you think I am, The Thing? You meant Adventure Time? I don't have time for this! I've got a match to ref at the Prague Astronomical Clock Tower and...oh, I'm already here. That was easy.
The gears are all in perfect working order here at the world's oldest working clock tower: the Prague Astronomical Clock Tower! It is here that eager competitors Son_of_Shadoo and Alchemator have come to duke it out, Dialga-style! SoS sits in one corner(?), trimming his silhouetted mustache; Alch puts on a light show with his hands in the opposite corner. Finally, the time has come for ...But first, let's see all that this arena can do.
Arena Description
I like rules! They're comfy and easy to follow! Quote:
Son_of_Shadoo's Crew: Drain and Tough Nut
Alchemator's Armada: Vladimir, Monty, and Godwin
(Time) Flow of the Match: Son_of_Shadoo takes the time to select and send out a Pokemon. Alchemator calls a time out to choose his Pokemon and issue actions. SoS eats some thyme while issuing his own actions. I time out on IRC because I'm reffing. Reverse action order. STOP: REFFING TIME Son_of_Shadoo, it's time to get this show on the road! Choose your 'mon!
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant Last edited by Dummy007; Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:18:32 AM. |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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I choose Tough Nut to begin.
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Let's go, Godwin!
![]() "This time business is really rather annoying, but we'll manage anyhow!" Yawn ~ Brick Break ~ Brick Break If he uses Toxic, Encore it (though only once). |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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"About time I got a crack at Alchemator... And it's at this point I realise Ferroseed has no Grass STAB. Great. Well, I can't do with you falling asleep, so Protect against that Yawn, then use Leech Seed before following up with Payback."
Protect >>> Leech Seed >>> Payback
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: Let's Do the Time Warp Again
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Round 1 Begin! Son_of_Shadoo hastily deploys Tough Nut the Ferroseed, and Alchemator responds with Godwin the Psyduck! Both Pokemon look anxious to fight now that the time has come; let's not keep them waiting! Godwin launches the first strike: a powerful...Yawn? I guess it is a good time for a nap- unless your name is Tough Nut! The Ferroseed simply laughs and puts up a Protect to shield his invisible ears from the sleep-inducing power of Psyderp. (I really need to find more ways to include time jokes in this reffing.) Godwin, persistent as always (oh, who am I kidding?), waddles up to Tough Nut and smacks him in the face with a powerful Brick Break! Tough Nut flies backwards, giving his Iron Barbs time to deal some light damage to Godwin. Tough Nut then returns fire (it's funny because he's 4x weak to Fire AHAHAHAHA) with some magic seeds that latch onto Godwin's body. They start glowing red, putting Godwin in some mild pain and boosting Tough Nut's health. Undeterred again, and thereby breaking all Psyduck concentration world records, Godwin uses a second Brick Break to leave another dent in Tough Nut. It seems that Tough Nut was simply biding his time, however, because his next move is to roll up into an even smaller ball and move slowly towards Godwin. Godwin stares at him, intrigued by the sinister-looking energy emanating from his metal hide. But it was only a matter of time before Tough Nut did something, and that time is now: He rears up somehow before flinging himself in Godwin! Satisfied with this payback, Tough Nut sits contentedly, waiting for Leech Seed to do its job. Suddenly, a loud voice yells from the sidelines (there are sidelines?): ![]() The clock begins moving at a steady rate of two seconds per second andit'smovingsofastit'scausingallmywordstoruntoget herwhattheheckisgoingongetmeoutofhere! End Round 1
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Just the Facts
Looks like time will be faster next round! Son_of_Shadoo, hurry up with some actions!
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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*suddenly sees that Dummy thinks I have a moustache*
... That makes me incredibly happy. Let's keep racking up damage. Toxic >>> Payback >>> Payback If Encore is used on an action you are due to use Toxic, use Protect and push actions down.
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Zrack attack!
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E: Oh right I get what you mean now. Perhaps it would have been better to post something less confusing, given the arena. ![]() "Fear not: we're fine." Dig ~ Disable (Payback) ~ Brick Break Last edited by Alchemator; Jan 7th, 2012 at 1:18:56 PM. |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 2,222
It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: U Can't Touch This
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Round 2 Begin! Godwintakesadvantageoftheincreasedspeedtoburrowhis wayunderground.ToughNutmissestheobviousdisappearan ceofGodwinandfiresoffaToxic,whichmissesbyapproxima telysixfeetunder.Godwinthenresurfaces,gladtobedoin gsomedamage,althoughLeechSeedandIronBarbspreventhi mfromfullyrejoicinginhisvictory. GodwindecidestokeephisstreakgoingbyDisablingToughN ut'sPayback;unfortunately,theincreasedrateoftimefl owallowsToughNuttododgethementalassault...atleast, itwouldhaveifToughNutdidn'thavea-Speednature.Godwin'sattackhitshome,andToughNutends upsimplydoingnothingwithhisintendedPayback.LeechSe edhelpedalittle,atleast. Godwin(wow,Ijuststartedallthreeactionswith'Godwin' O.o),inanattempttokeephisluckgoing,whipsoutabricka ndsetsitgentlyonToughNut.WhileToughNutlooksup,conf used,Godwindropshisfist(orsomethingsimilar)ontothe birck,shatteringitandleavingToughNutwithapproximat elyhalfhishealth.ToughNutreallycan'tdoanythingprod uctivewithPaybackDisabled,sohesimplyStrugglesinste ad.Lame. Unfortunatelyforyouguys,timewillremainfastforthene xtround.Sorry.:P End Round 2
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Just the Facts
It's Alchemator's turn to order; let's see what happens now! (Also, yeah, that was really bad phrasing for this arena. My apologies for the confusion. :P)
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant Last edited by Dummy007; Jan 13th, 2012 at 5:15:34 AM. |
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Zrack attack!
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Sorry I'm terrible.
![]() "This still appears to be going sorta badly!" Screech ~ Brick Break ~ Brick Break |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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"I couldn't agree more. There would appear to be very little we can do in this situation. I'll be having none of your Screeching shenanigans however."
Protect >>> Leech Seed >>> Iron Head
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: Scarborough Fair
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Round 3 Begin! Godwinstartsoffbypromptlyemittingsomesortofscreech that-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHTHISISEVENWORSEINHIGHSPEEDOHGOSHMAKE ITSTOPLUCKYTOUGHNUTSPAMMINGPROTECTEVERYWHERESOHEDO ESN'THAVETOHEARTHISITHINKMYARMJUST FELLOFFSOMEONEGETDUCTTAPEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ...thankgoodnessthat'sover.GodwinopensAction2witha BrickBreakthatdidsomeprettyheavydamage,eventhoughS creechfailed.ToughNutAttemptstorenewhisLeechSeedth atjustranout,buttheincreasedtimeflowallowedGodwint odotheMatrixbullet-dodgeandavoidtheseeds(whichisfunny,becausethathapp enedinslowtimeinthemovie.Weird.) Thethirdactionturnsoutobeacompletewasteofenergyfor bothparties,asGodwin'sBrickBreakandToughNut'sIronH eadbothmiss.Remarkable. Theclockabruptly beginstoslow down,making myreffing muchmore coherent. Itlooks like thenext round will be conducted in regular time. That means you guys can actually read my reffing! :D End Round 3
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Just the Facts
This round marks a heavy shift in the battle toward Alchemator, leaving the match in a virtual tie! SoS, what will you do?
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Why does every arena I pick backfire on me T_T
Leech Seed >>> Payback >>> Iron Head If Encore on Leech Seed, Protect once and push actions down.
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Zrack attack!
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![]() "Are we winning yet?" Dig ~ Brick Break ~ Brick Break |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: The Best of Times
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Round 4 Begin! This round was pretty generic: Leech Seed missed and every other action was an attacking move. However, there is a surprise waiting at the end of the "Just the Facts" section that I think Son_of_Shadoo will enjoy greatly...Sorry Alch D: End Round 4
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Godwin
Just the Facts
Alchemator, you're up...although it really doesn't matter.
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant |
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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Water Pulse to a death which will almost certainly be yours. I will then send out Vladimir. |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Yay, the arena has become my friend again! :D
Iron Head to the death! Hopefully Drain can handle Vladimir...
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Godwin the Psyduck
Round 5 Begin! (D: !gnillort rof yaY .dnuor txen niaga gniffer sdrawkcab a rehpiced ot evah lliw syug uoy snaem taht ,oslA)...dehtacsnu COK a gnitteg t'nsi rimidalV ekil skooL .dnuor txen eht rof redro deeps desrever stceles niaga GNR eht ,hclA rof yldaS .tanoneV eht rimidalV sesaeler dna niwdoG swardhtiw eh sa GNR eht tuo sessuc rotamehclA .detniaf ,dnuorg eht ot sespalloc niwdoG dna ,sdeeccus kcatta ehT .tuo mih kconk ot ecnahc eht sah niwdoG erofeb daeH norI evitceffe tahwemos a hcnual ot redro deeps desrever eht sesu tuN hguoT End Round 5
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Godwin the Psyduck
Just the Facts
SoS, it's your turn to order; choose wisely!
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Oh sweet, we're still in Reverse Time Flow? Well, let's set things up for Drain then.
Leech Seed >>> Iron Head >>> Iron Head
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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![]() "Piece of shit arena." Leech Life ~ Leech Life ~ Leech Life Last edited by Alchemator; Jan 19th, 2012 at 4:22:41 PM. |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: definitely not Friday
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Vladimir
!nigeB 6 dnuoR (.hclA rof ton tuB) !nuf eb dluohs taht os ,wolF emiT yzarC si dnuor txen eht ,edis sulp eht nO .spleh ti naht erom dalV struh taht efiL hceeL a htiw deesorreF roop eht ffo sehsinif yltfiws rimidalV ;tey doog yna mih od t'nseod ti tub ,deeS hceeL detseuqer sih ffo steg tuN hguoT End Round 6
Son_of_Shadoo's Tough Nut
Alchemator's Vladimir
Just the Facts
SoS sends out Drain by default; Alch, try not to get haxed too badly.
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant |
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my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i come back i'm gonna flip
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![]() "La la la fml." Substitute (15 HP) ~ Giga Drain ~ Sludge Bomb |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Shellos flexin his big man nuts!
Scald >>> Protect >>> Scald If Venonat doesn't have a Substitute A2, use Mirror Coat.
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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It's Hammer Time!
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Background Music: Crazy Train (not exactly time-related, but still relevant)
Rules: 2v2 NFE Singles 2 Day DQ 1 Sub 2 Recovers, 5 chills All abilities. Switch = KO No items (Training are fine if you have them, but I don't!)
Son_of_Shadoo's Drain
Alchemator's Vladimir
dRuno 7 e!iBng si fiber gefinfr recdews mieT sith, keam earlyl l'lI eerh os pu. eh no eht pumj naDir anc mih freboe, 1 shi pu tbetuuStis estg tes nhitigt raVildim iwht aSdlc onAtic. cotinA yrneeg egnerve ensve, ish, sa sweats rim'laVsdi wherveo ropo chAl 2 steg het sloehSl hist, arinsD' iGga ttoPecr feebro no ganmein aDirn. htob sgte nigaa mBbo ihntgti hiwt clAh no guSled, nipogsino niAtco etronuf 3 meos DNA dogo. het ucintgt PH nad ceLhe ot bs'Su 2 rmof aDrni ndse alhhet gingerian yb urdon rVil'smiad a tleitl deSe. lwli tI kiel dunor emit hte xetn arlomn koslo ahev. athT ot varlfo retwi I names cultalay aveh...:/ nEd undoR 7
Son_of_Shadoo's Drain
Alchemator's Vladimir
Just the Facts
Son_of_Shadoo, the battle is drawing to a close; can you choose the right actions for victory? EDIT: By the way, the reffing has the letters in each word scrambled, then has the words placed randomly within each sentence. Punctuation is still accurate, except for apostrophes.
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ASB Team ...and as soon as I get back, my computer dies. I will have really limited computer access for an undefined period of time, so please bear with me. <18:06> *** SoS is now known as AwesomeSoS <21:49> Dummy007: TL, read the channel title <21:49 TalkingLion: im a talking lion not a reading lion i cant |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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GODDAMN IT, BSHAX I SAY.
... Also, I forgot I have HP Fire *sigh* Hidden Power Fire >>> Scald >>> Hidden Power Fire If Giga Drain is used, and he doesn't have a Substitute, use Mirror Coat instead.
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