King Serperior vs. Pippy! Overpowered monkeys!

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I challenge............someone who wants to accept!!

3v3 singles all NFE.
2 day DQ
All abilities
Recovery? None
5 chills
1 sub
Arena: The DBZ plieminaries room!!!

Arena description:
The arena is 500x500 feet. It turns out that because this is the 1000 martial arts tourney, over 3000 participants have entered!! This means that our battle may have some consequences if our moves miss O_O

Anyway, as we are in an enclosed room, there will be NO weather, water source, digging, or any grass source!! If Seismic moves are used (EQ, Earth Power, Magnitude), then the mon that used it gets a KO warning from the judge for disturbing the other participants. If a mon gets 3 at any point, that mon is considered to be fainted and no KOC is given to the foe. This also applies to damaging moves that miss (Hydro Pump fo example). Fighting moves use no energy in this place.

If a non-damaging move misses, fighters who can sense Ki will retaliate. Here they are: Piccolo, Yamcha, Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta. They will use the following moves on the mon that missed the non-damaging attack:

Piccolo - Special Beam Cannon (treated as a Hyper Beam from Porygon-Z)
Yamcha - Wolf Fang Fist (treated as a Brick break from a Machop)
Goku - Kamehameha (treated as a Hydro Pump in the rain from a Ludicolo)
Trunks - a Sword attack (Treated as a Leaf Blade from a Sceptile)
Vegeta - Big Bang Attack (treated as an Aura Sphere from a Lucario)

These attacks will hit regardless of evasion or immunities. Also, these attacks will be treated as though a neutral nature is of the mon that is attacking.


Who here will brave the arena? Who wants to be the Champion of the World?
I do! :D Give me a bit to get my team together though.

Switch=OK
All Abilities
No Items
And the teams are...

King Serperior:
Nidoran♂ [Tyrant] (male)
Nature: Mild (+1 SpA, -1 Def)
Type:
Poison: Poison STAB; immunity to Poison/Toxic, see and breath through smog/smokescreens/haze uninhibited. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus. Superior senses in urban settings.

Poison Point: (Can be disabled) This Pokemon’s spikes/quills/thorns are coated in poison, and there is a 30% chance of poisoning any foe that uses a contact attack on this Pokemon. When disabled, all of this Pokemon's attacks that inflict regular poison will inflict Toxic poison (with the same chance of effect).
Rivalry: (Innate)This Pokemon has a primal response to competition and mating, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the same gender in the same Egg Group, and decreasing the power of all its attacks by two (2) when it faces an opponent of the opposite gender in the same Egg Group (Monster/Ground are used for Nidorina/Nidoqueen).
Hustle(DW -Locked): (can be enabled)This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.



Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 1 (-def)
SpA: Rank 3 (+ SpA)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 50
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12

EC: 3/9
MC: 6
DC: 3/5
KOC: 3

Attacks:
Leer(*)
Peck(*)
Focus Energy(*)
Tackle(*)
Horn Attack(*)
Double Kick(*)
Poison Sting(*)
Focus Energy(*)
Fury Attack(*)
Helping Hand(*)

Sucker Punch(*)
Head Smash(*)
Confusion(*)

Sludge Bomb(*)
Thunderbolt(*)
Ice Beam(*)

Move Number: 16

Embirch [Firestorm] (Male)
Nature: Rash (+1 SpA, -1 SpD)
Type:
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas.
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming “powder” attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Leaf Guard: (Innate) In bright sunlight the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.
Battle Armor: (Innate) This Pokemon’s thick armor prevents it from taking critical hits.
Chlorophyll (DW - Locked): (Innate) During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+SpA)
SpD: Rank 1 (-SpD)
Spe: 50
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 3/9
MC: 8
DC: 4/5
KOC: 3

Attacks:
Bullet Seed(*)
Sweet Scent(*)
Absorb(*)
Growth(*)
Ember(*)
Leech Seed(*)
Flame Wheel(*)
Giga Drain(*)
Fire Spin(*)

Seed Bomb(*)
Earth Power(*)
Dragonbreath(*)

Flamethrower(*)
Energy Ball(*)
Overheat(*)

Move Number: 15

Riolu [Goku] (Male)
Nature: Naughty (+1 Atk, -1 SpD)
Type:
Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Steadfast: (Innate)If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Inner Focus: (Innate)When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Prankster(DW - Locked): (Innate)The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4 (+Atk)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-SpD)
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 2/6
MC: 4
DC: 2/5
KOC: 2

Attacks:
Quick Attack(*)
Foresight(*)
Endure(*)
Counter(*)
Force Palm(*)
Feint(*)
Reversal(*)
Screech(*)

Crunch(*)
Bullet Punch(*)
Detect(*)

Rock Slide(*)
Shadow Claw(*)
Earthquake(*)

Move Number: 14


VS.

Pippy:

(Onix) Rocky (M)
Nature: Careful (+1 SpD -1 SpA)

Type:
Rock: Rock STAB; Take 2 less damage from all special attacks during Sandstorm. Able to use Sand Tomb without losing focus.
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 6
SpA: Rank 1 (-1)
SpD: Rank 3 (+1)
Spe: 70
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 17


EC:3/6
MC:2
DC:2/5

Abilities:
Rock Head: (Innate) This Pokemon’s hard body prevents it from taking recoil damage from moves such as Double-Edge, Flare Blitz, and Head Smash.
Sturdy: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is solidly constructed, reducing the Base Attack Power from an opponents incoming attacks by one. The effect is amplified on OHKO Moves, which are reduced by ten Base Attack Power.
Weak Armor (DW): (Can Be Enabled) The Pokemon can loosen its worn defensive armor so that it will break off when an opponent uses a contact attack, reducing the Pokemon's Defense and increasing their Speed by one stage for each hit.


Attacks:
Bind
Harden
Mud Sport
Tackle
Screech
Rock Throw
Rage
Rock Tomb
Smack Down
Sandstorm
Stealth Rock
Flail
Rock Climb
Roar
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Dig


(Dratini) Anthony (M)
Nature: Adament (+1 Atk -1 SpA

Type:
Dragon: Dragon STAB; more in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 50
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13


EC:0/9
MC:0
DC:0/5

Abilities:
Shed Skin: (Innate)*This Pokemon regularly sheds its skin and any impurities contained in its body. If afflicted with a status condition, this Pokemon has a 33% chance of removing all status conditions at the end of a round.
Marvel Scale: (Innate)*This Pokemon’s coat shimmers when afflicted with a status condition, reducing the Base Attack Power of incoming physical attacks by two (2).


Attacks:
Wrap*
Leer
Thunder Wave
Twister
Dragon Rage
Slam
Agility
Extremespeed
Dragon Dance
Dragon Rush
Protect
Dragon Tail
Waterfall


(Riolu) Cynthia (F)
Nature:*Rash (+1 SpA, -1 SpD)

Type:
Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+1)
SpD: Rank 1 (-1)
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13


EC:0/6
MC:0
DC:0/5

Abilities:
Steadfast: (Innate)*If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Inner Focus: (Innate)*When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Prankster: (DW) (Innate)*The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.


Attacks:
Quick Attack
Foresight
Endure
Counter
Force Palm
Feint
Reversal
Screech
Vacuum Wave*
Crunch
Circle Throw
Focus Blast
Earthquake
Swords Dance


Order
King sends out his first pokeyman
Pippy sends out his + orders
King orders
I That one announcer guy from the tournament in Dragonball refs
 
Alright Anthony, let's do this!

Lets keep it simple. Dragon Rush~Waterfall~Dragon Rush If he tries to use DragonBreath, use Protect instead on that action and move all actions up.
 
King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 90
EN: 100
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Anthony
HP: 90
EN: 100
Spe: 50
Abilities: Shed Skin
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)​


Round 1: You can expect this fight to last about a hundred episodes

♫Son Goku and King Piccolo


Hey there, everybody, and welcome to this year's World Martial Arts Tournament! I'm that announcer guy you probably remember from Dragonball, and also the ref of this particular match - a single fight in the preliminaries between two...how do you pronounce that? Pokeyman? Two pokeyman trainers - A king named Serperior and some kid named...I think the dossier says Pippy, but its awfully smudged up!

The king guy sends out an Embirch named Firestorm, and Pappy sends out a snake called Anthony. What this has to do with martial arts, I have no idea, but I'm getting paid by the episode just like Goku and the others, so let's get on with the fight! Looks like one of these packeymons is just as fast as the other, so the round starts off with a speed tie, one Firestorm breaks and begins glowing, causing the Power of the Earth to erupt under Tony!

...Wait, can he do that?

Well, our judges have declared that move against the rules for disturbing the other preliminary fights, and although Poppy's snake doesn't win by default (at least not yet), Firestorm gets a warning from the judges! In any case, Tony gets angry and rushes Firestorm with dragonlike force - a Dragon Rush, if you will!

Pocky gets the initiative this time and orders his parkeymoon to use a waterfall attack, but the snake looks a little confused - maybe Tony needs water to actually use it? In any case, he lunges at Firestorm and begins to...Struggle? King Serperior's own pickymag just laughs at this development and shoots his opponent in the face with a Flamethrower! Damn, that's gotta hurt!

The King once again gets first strike, and...HEY! I told you Earth Power was against the rules! Stop it! If you harass the other competitors again, you're disqualified, got it?! Sorry about that, there appears to have been a bit of foul play there. Anyway, Parker's snake gets his move, attempting another Dragon Rush...but misses, and the excess energy crashes into another ring! That may have been an accident, but I'm gonna have to give Potter a warning himself. Wow, for my first picklethreep battle, this fight sure is dirty!

---

Will our competitors clean up their act? Will one of these prinnychomps - erm, pokemon get disqualified? Will Gohan discover Krillin's secret stash of Bulma porn? Will anyone even care about all this?!

...Probably not within the next round, given this show's track record. Find out next time on another pointless and redundant episode of Dragonball Z!

Order: Speed Tie

Action 1
-Speed tiebreaker (1-5000, Embirch; 5001-10000, Dratini): 3787 = Embirch
Firestorm used Earth Power! (FOUL! +1)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless explicitly stated otherwise): 9704 = no
-Damage: 9 + 6 - 3 = 12 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 9018 = no
Anthony used Dragon Rush!
-Hit chance (hit <= 7500): 6253 = hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant due to Battle armor = no
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 16 damage
-Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no
Numbers:
-Embirch: -16 HP, -7 EN
-Dratini: -12 HP, -6 EN

Action 2
-Speed tiebreaker (same as above): 6154 = Dratini
Anthony can't use Waterfall without a water source!
Anthony used Struggle!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = no
-Damage: 5 + 6 - 3 = 8 damage
-Recoil: 8 * .4 = 3.2 damage
Firestorm used Flamethrower!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9558 = no
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 3) * .67 = 10.72 damage
-Burn chance (Burn <= 1000): 9845 = no
Numbers:
-Embirch: -8 HP, -6 EN
-Dratini: -13.92 HP, -5 EN

Action 3
-Speed tiebreaker (same as action 1): 3367 = Embirch
Firestorm used Earth Power! (FOUL! +1)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5974 = no
-Damage: 9 + 6 - 3 = 12 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 9107 = no
Anthony used Dragon Rush!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 7689 = Miss (FOUL! +1)
Numbers:
-Embirch: -7 EN
-Dratini: -12 HP, -6 EN

Final numbers
:
-Embirch: -24 HP, -20 EN
-Dratini: -38 (37.92) HP, -17 EN



King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 66
EN: 80
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Anthony
HP: 52
EN: 83
Spe: 50
Abilities: Shed Skin
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (1/3)​


King, you're up!
 
King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 66
EN: 80
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Anthony
HP: 52
EN: 83
Spe: 50
Abilities: Shed Skin
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (1/3)​


Round 2: King Serperior and Pippy trade a few blows and then stare each other down for about twenty minutes



Welcome back, ladies and gents! The fight between these two poddingmarps is still raging - Firestorm starts off by blowing some Dragon-like breath, but some greenish sphere appears around Anthony, I'm not sure what it is exactly, but it completely Protected him from the attack!

...wait, doesn't that give a disqualifying mark on the Embirch? It didn't disrupt any of the other fights...Judges?

...

...well, after some deliberation, the judges have ruled that since Firestorm's attack was flat-out blocked rather than potentially hurting any of the other competitors, King Serperior's primpingnut is spared the red card!

Of course, if Rippy was a little upset by that, I imagine he's going to be even moreso, as while Firestorm is covering his snake in Leech Seeds, Anthony makes another Dragon Rush at him...and misses AGAIN, this time so hard he throws himself out of the ring! Looks like the snake is dis-wait, he's using his tail like a helicopter?! Well what do you know? Riddle dodged a ring-out!

*CRASH!* *Wilhelm scream*

...and also smacked another competitor by accident. Yup, we're gonna have to give him one last warning for that.

So with Rocky's snake coptering back into the ring, the King's own coddlegorp gets the initiative once again, again breathing some of that Dragonbreath on Tony for some mild damage. Again, the snake tries another risky Dragon Rush - and hits!

Looks like the round ends with the King at an advantage - but one false step from either party could lead to a red card. Can both sides keep it clean enough to draw a conclusion? Can I remember for the life of me that one guy's name - or what these things are called? Stay tuned!

Order: Speed Tie

Action 1 (Priority: Dratini)
Anthony used Protect!
Anthony is protecting himself!
Firestorm used Dragonbreath!
Anthony protected himself!
-Damage (for energy cost): ((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) / 2.5 = 5.4 EN
-Energy cost: 7 + 5.4 = 12.4 EN
Numbers:
-Embirch: -5 EN
-Dratini: -12.4 EN

Action 2
-Speed tiebreaker (1-5000, Embirch; 5001-10000, Dratini): 1122 = Embirch
Firestorm used Leech Seed!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 6687 = Hit
Anthony was seeded! (6 actions)
Anthony used Dragon Rush!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 8774 = Miss (FOUL! +1)
Anthony's life was sapped! (-2 HP Dratini, +2 HP Embirch, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers:
-Embirch: +2 HP, -9 EN
-Dratini: -2 HP, -6 EN

Action 3
-Speed tiebreaker (same as above): 2873 = Embirch
Firestorm used Dragonbreath!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2680 = no
-Damage: (6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
-Paralysis chance (Paralyzed <= 3000): 3342 = no
Anthony used Dragon Rush!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 1813 = hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = no
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 16 damage
-Flinch chance: Irrelevant = no
Anthony's life was sapped! (-2 HP Dratini, +2 HP Embirch, -1 action Leech Seed)
Numbers:
-Embirch: -14 HP, -5 EN
-Dratini: -15.5 HP, -10 EN

Final Numbers:
-Embirch: -12 HP, -19 EN
-Dratini: -18 (17.5) HP, -28 (28.4) EN


King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 52
EN: 61
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Anthony
HP: 34
EN: 55
Spe: 50
Abilities: Shed Skin
Status ailments: Leech Seed (4 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)​


Pippy, you're up!

 
GAH!!! STUPID RNG!!!

Fine, let's show this lizard and the RNG who's boss. Let's take him out with an Extemespeed Dragon Rush combo!!! Pray that hits. Afterwards, you'll probably need to rest, so just Cooldown. Finish with another Extremespeed.
 
King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 52
EN: 61
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Anthony
HP: 34
EN: 55
Spe: 50
Abilities: Shed Skin
Status ailments: Leech Seed (4 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)​


Round 3: King Serperior and Pippy scream at each other for most of the episode



CHLAMYDIA?! SHE HAD CHLAMYDIA?! I swear, when I find that tramp, I'm going to...wait, what do you mean, we're rolling?

...

Welcome back, ladies and gents! This mondegreen battle appears to have taken a decisive turn - Wonky's...d...Dratiny? appears to be taking another risky maneuver by combining his Dragon Rush with a high-speed strike - a Raging Rush that smacks right into Firestorm's chest - so hard that he's sent flying, and almost out of the ring, at that! The blow seems to have done a number to the Embirch, as he's struggling to get up and unable to perform that attack he had planned!

Tony's having the same problem - he's so exhausted he needs a quick break. Of course that leaves an opening the King's own zebralump takes advantage of by...Struggling like some kind of idiot.

Battered and weary, but able to move again, Mabby's fizzlebeef rears his tail and deftly whips Firestorm with Extreme speed, but the Embirch grabs a hold of his opponent and breathes the full force of his Dragonbreath directly into his face! Either Firestorm's breath is revolting, or it hits harder than it looks, because his attack managed to send Tony flying - and tumbling to the floor below! We have a ring out, folks! This first clash goes to King Serperior!

...Oh God, I'm gonna get fired for that outburst, aren't I?

Order: Speed Tie

Action 1 (Priority: Dratini)
Anthony used Raging Rush!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8750): 8306 = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = No
-Damage: 14 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 20 damage!
-Flinch chance (Flinch <= 2000): 329 = flinch
-Energy cost: (14 + 6) * 1.5 = 30 EN
Anthony's life was sapped! (-2 HP Dratini, +2 HP Embirch, -1 action Leech Seed)
Firestorm flinched and couldn't move!
Numbers:
-Embirch: -18 HP
-Dratini: -2 HP, -30 EN

Action 2
-Speed tiebreaker (1-5000, Embirch; 5001-10000, Dratini): 5032 = Dratini
Anthony must cool down!
Anthony's life was sapped! (-2 HP Dratini, +2 HP Embirch, -1 action Leech Seed)
Firestorm used Struggle!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 16 = crit
-Damage: 5 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 8 damage
-Recoil: 8 * .4 = 3.2 damage
Numbers:
-Embirch: -3.2 HP, -5 EN
-Dratini: -10 HP

Action 3 (Priority: Dratini)
Anthony used Extremespeed!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = no
-Damage: 8 + 6 - 3 = 11 damage
Anthony's life was sapped! (-2 HP Dratini, +2 HP Embirch, -1 action Leech Seed)
Firestorm used Dragonbreath!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 465 = Damn, Pippy's REALLY unlucky tonight!
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 22.5 damage!
Anthony fainted!
Numbers:
-Embirch: -9 HP, -5 EN
-Dratini: -22 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Embirch: -30 (30.2) HP, -10 EN
-Dratini: -34 HP, -36 EN

King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 22
EN: 51
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Anthony
HP: KO
EN: 19
Spe: 50
Abilities: Shed Skin
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)​


Order
Pippy sends out his next pokemon
King Serperior orders
Pippy orders
moar reffage
 
Let's not give him any health and lead with a Dodge. If we're lucky that will cause him to hit the croud and get a red flag. If he's still in, go on the offensive with a Focus Blast and another Focus Blast.

I want that thing dead!
 
King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: 22
EN: 51
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Cynthia
HP: 90
EN: 100
Spe: 60
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)​


Round 4: Master Roshi, Bulma and the other useless characters reminisce about when they were still useful...you know, now that I think about it, what happened to Launch?



Well folks, it looks like Kronky has sent out his next migglebarn for the battle - a jackal thing called Cynthia!

...She's a jackal, right?

Anyway, getting the first move, apparently Quacky wants to give the King a red card, and orders Cynthia to Dodge that oncoming red beam that Firestorm is aiming at her! Doesn't do her much good, as the leafy crinklesheep's attack hits true, Draining Cynthia's health with Giga...giga...okay, I got nothing.

Since dodging proved to be a feeble effort, the jackal decides to go on the offensive, Focusing her energies into a single point and Blasting Firestorm with them, knocking him off his feet and pretty much negating any recovery Giga Drain may have given him! As the Embirch struggles to get up, he points his hand-cannon-thing at Cynthia and lets loose a Flamethrower, singing a little bit of that blue fur of hers! As Firestorm scrambles to get up, Yamper's own nickabeeb Focuses her energy and Blasts the Embirch once again, the sheer force of it throwing him out of the ring and onto the floor below! Wumple has claimed revenge for Tony, but the King still has two other pompincircumstances left - what's he going to use next? Find out next time!

Order: Riolu, Embirch

Action 1 (Priority: Riolu)
Cynthia used Dodge!
-Dodge rate: 1 + ((60 - 50) / 5) = 1 + 2 = -3 accuracy to enemy attacks
Firestorm used Giga Drain!
-Hit Chance (Hit <= 9700): 300 = Well that didn't do a damn bit of good...
-Crit chance: 5268 = No
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 1.5 = 15.5 damage
-Recovery: 15.5 / 2 = 7.75 HP
Numbers:
-Embirch: +7.75 HP, -11 EN
-Riolu: -15.5 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Cynthia used Focus Blast!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7000): 3395 = hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = no
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 4639 = no
Firestorm used Flamethrower!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7326 = no
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 1.5 = 17.5 damage
-Burn chance (Burned <= 1000): 4823 = no
Numbers:
-Embirch: -16.5 HP, -6 EN
-Riolu: -17.5 HP

Action 3
Cynthia used Focus Blast!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7000): 2223 = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = no
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 16.5 damage
Firestorm fainted!
Numbers:
Embirch: -13.25 HP

Final numbers:
Embirch: -30 (29.75) HP, -17 EN
Riolu: -33 HP, -5 EN


King Serperior:

Firestorm
HP: KO
EN: 34
Spe: 50
Abilities: Leaf Guard, Battle Armor
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Cynthia
HP: 57
EN: 95
Spe: 60
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)​


Order
King Serperior sends out his next pokeyman
Pippy orders
King orders
Moar reffage
 
Nice work Cynthia! Let's try and take this thing out too. Lead with a Swords Dance to boost your attack. Then use Earthquake to do some massive damage. Finish by Crunching him.

Btw, just a nitpick. How does Cynthia have 95 energy?
 
Pippy: Dodge costs 5 energy. And thanks to the rules of this stage, your focus blasts don't cost anything.

King Serperior:

Tyrant
HP: 90
EN: 100
Spe: 50
Abilities: Poison Point (ON), Rivalry
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)

VS.


Pippy:

Cynthia
HP: 57
EN: 95
Spe: 60
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)​


Round 5: King Serperior and Pippy go someplace really desolate where nobody would ever think of going so the city doesn't get destroyed, except they don't as the destructiveness of this battle is pretty low-level. And while we're at it, let's change the music to...




We're back, folks! Last time, as you'll recall, Cynthia the jackal took out King Serperior's Embirch. Well, the king's sent out his second calvinball, a spiked...purple bunny...thing named Tyrant.

(Seriously? A bunny? What good is a bunny going to do here?)

Cynthia starts the round off by spinning around, Dancing elegantly as if she had a pair of Swords! Tyrant spits out a ball of - oh wow, that critter's nastier than he looks - a ball purple filth at her...a Sludge Bomb, if you will. However, although it hits, it looks like Zarbon's moddlechump deflects some of the damage, thanks to her spinning!

Regardless, Cynthia is covered in sludge now, and...ughk...smells really...urgh...REALLY bad.

The jackal's not pleased about this either, making her opponent pay in the form of...punching the floor?

Waaaaaa! *CRASH! BOOM! BASHBASHBASHBASH!*

HEY! I SAID NO EARTHQUAKES! YOU KNOW THE RULES, DAMMIT, SO FOLLOW THEM!


Er, sorry about that, looks like a bit of foul play was at hand again. Anyway, Tyrant's horn starts to glow a bright blue, before letting out a Beam of Ice that's giving me goosebumps even at this distance! Edmond's jackal tries to counter, but it looks like all that sludge on her got frozen, to the point where the little Tomatobink can't even move! Taking advantage of his opponent's makeshift shackles, the King's rabbit spits out another Sludge Bomb, this time poisoning her!

Man, this is looking REALLY bad...and really smelly...for Cynthia. Can Tarble turn this around?!

Order: Riolu, Nidoran

Action 1
Cynthia used Swords Dance!
Cynthia's attack sharply rose! (+2 Atk, will decay on A1 next round)
Tyrant used Sludge Bomb!
Cynthia's spinning deflected some of the attack! (-2 BAP to Sludge Bomb)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 759 = no
-Damage: 9 - 2 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 13 damage
-Poison chance (Poisoned <= 3000): 9803 = no
Numbers:
-Nidoran: -6 EN
-Riolu: -13 HP, -7 EN

Action 2
Cynthia used Earthquake! (FOUL! +1)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7455 = no
-Damage: ((10 + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.5) + 3.5 = 23 damage!
Tyrant used Ice Beam!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5152 = no
-Damage: 10 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 13 damage
-Freeze chance (Frozen <= 1000): 72 = frozen
Cynthia was frozen solid!
-Freezing chance (1-5000, light; 5001-10000, deep): 1285 = light freeze (one action)
Numbers:
-Nidoran: -23(!) HP, -7 EN
-Riolu: -13 HP, -7 EN

Action 3
Cynthia is frozen solid! (-1 action freeze)
Tyrant used Sludge Bomb!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9020 = no
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 15 damage
-Poison chance (Poisoned <= 3000): 1893 = poisoned
Cynthia was poisoned!
Cynthia is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Riolu)
Numbers:
-Nidoran: -6 EN
-Riolu: -17 HP

Final Numbers:
-Nidoran: -23 HP, -19 EN
-Riolu: -43 HP, 14 EN


King Serperior:

Tyrant
HP: 67
EN: 81
Spe: 50
Abilities: Poison Point (ON), Rivalry
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Cynthia
HP: 14
EN: 81
Spe: 60
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: +1 atk (will decay on A2)
Other: FOUL! counter (1/3)​


King, you're up!
 
STUPID RNG!!!

Oh well, at least KS is doing exactly what I wanted him to do. Let's take down that rabbit with a SUPER EARTHQUAKE!!!(EQ+EQ) I don't care if you bring the house down, just kill that bunny! You'll need to Cooldown after that. If for some reason you're still standing, use Crunch.
 
King Serperior:

Tyrant
HP: 67
EN: 81
Spe: 50
Abilities: Poison Point (ON), Rivalry
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Cynthia
HP: 14
EN: 81
Spe: 60
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: +1 atk (will decay on A2)
Other: FOUL! counter (1/3)​


Round 6: On second thought, maybe going somewhere desolate would have been a good idea




And we're back! Pippin's tingleplomp Cynthia's just broken free of all that nasty sludge, and...wait, what's she doing?

*WHAM!* *CRASH!*

N...no way! The ceiling is falling! EVERYBODY OUT! HURRY!

*SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!1*

Th...the grounds...they're gone...that Super Earthquake took out the tournament grounds!!! Ghaaaaaa! My job! I've lost my job! The fuck am I gonna do now, huh?! WHAT AM I GONNA DOOOOO?!?!

---

...Erm, while the announcer guy is out railing against his newfound unemployment, I'll take over for the rest of the round. It looks like while Tyrant somehow managed to survive her attack, Cynthia herself was knocked out in the ensuing carnage. And even if she wasn't, she definitely deserved a red card for that one.

Order: Riolu, Nidoran

Action 1
Cynthia used Super Earthquake! (FOUL! +1)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2573 = no
-Damage: (((10 * 2.25) + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.5) = 40 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy Cost: 18 * 2 = 36 EN
Cynthia is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Riolu)
Tyrant used Toxic Napalm!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Good as dead = no
-Damage: (9 * 2.25) + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5) = 26.25 damage!
Energy cost: (10 + 14) * 2 = 48 EN
Cynthia fainted!
Numbers:
-Nidoran: -40(Holy shit!) HP, -48 EN
-Riolu: -14 HP, -36 EN

King Serperior:

Tyrant
HP: 27
EN: 37
Spe: 50
Abilities: Poison Point (ON), Rivalry
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: FOUL! counter (0/3)

VS.

Pippy:

Cynthia
HP: KO
EN: 45
Spe: 60
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: +1 atk (will decay on A2)
Other: FOUL! counter (2/3)​


Order
Pippy sends out his last pokemon + orders
King orders
I ref
 
Nice work Cynthia! Take a good rest while Rocky cleans up.

Before I post actions, I have a question. Do we still get red flags if we use EQ since... the building's gone?
 
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