Lord Jesseus vs Tortferngatr in an entirely original arena

THE TITLE IS A LIE, JUST LIKE GLaDOS' CAKE!

Lord Jesseus said:

1v1 FE Singles
Your choice of arena
No recoveries/chills
1 Day DQ

Training items preferred

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Tortferngatr said:

Accepting.

Switch=lol
Items=training only
Abilities=all
Subs=1
Arena: The ASB arena, covered in unalterable Hail.

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Well, at least its easier for me to ref... Now, lets see what Tort brought to abuse his hail with!

Tortferngatr said:

Froslass

Froslass Frigid (F)
Nature: Timid (A 15% increase in Base Speed [Rounded Up] and a +19% (127^2/870 rounded) flat increase in accuracy on this Pokemon's attacks; -1 Rank in Attack)

Type: Ice/Ghost
Ice: Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.
Ghost: Ghost STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.

Stats: 70/80-/70/80/70/110+

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 127 (+)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
BRT: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5-DW Unlocked!

Abilities:
Ability 1: Snow Cloak: (Innate) This Pokemon is used to snowy blizzard conditions and gains a 20% evasion boost during Hail. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Hail damage.
Ability 2: Cursed Body (DW): (Innate) When this Pokemon is struck by an opponent's attack that makes contact, there is a 30% chance that attack will be disabled. Only one of the opponent's attacks can be disabled at a time due to Cursed Body.

Attacks:
Powder Snow
Leer
Double Team
Bite
Icy Wind
Headbutt
Protect
Blizzard
Astonish
Confuse Ray
Ominous Wind
Destiny Bond

Disable
Weather Ball
Fake tears
Bide

Shadow Ball
Hidden Power (Fire, base 7)
Substitute
Rest
Light Screen
Thunder
Taunt

Pain Split

Total Moves: 24

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Lord Jesseus said:

Omicron the Galvantula

Galvantula [Omicron] (Female)
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Atk)

Type:
Electric: Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain. Superior senses in power plant environments.
Bug: Bug STAB; More mobility in dense brush or forest conditions. Gain an extra guaranteed attack on multi-hit moves.

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 108
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 6/6
MC: 1
DC: 5/5

Abilities:
Compoundeyes: (Innate) This Pokemon’s complex eyes give it a comprehensive view of the field, making its attack 30% (x1.3) more accurate.
Unnerve: (Innate) The Pokemon's presence causes immense tension in the opponent, preventing them from eating a held Berry. Natural Gift may still be used.
Swarm: (DW) (Innate) When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any Bug-typed attack is increased by 2. (eg Silver Wind goes from 6 to 8, Scissor Cross from 8 to 10)

Attacks:
String Shot
Leech Life
Spider Web
Thunder Wave
Screech
Fury Cutter
Electro Web
Bug Bite
Gastro Acid
Bug Buzz
Electro Ball
Sucker Punch
Agility
Discharge
Signal Beam
Slash

Cross Poison
Disable
Faint Attack
Pursuit
Pin Missile
Poison Sting

Protect
Thunderbolt
Energy Ball
Thunder
Toxic
Volt Switch
Hyper Beam
Substitute
Struggle Bug
Thunder Wave
Double Team
Charge beam
Light Screen
Hidden Power (Ground 7)
Rest
X-Scissor

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Oh, Compoundeyes? Well then, guess who just got counter-trolled? BEGIN!

Tort picks item and makes orders
Jesseus picks item and makes orders
We see which of our competitors will be a haxing bitch

I will take an EXP. Share.

Also, Froslass:

15 HP Substitute, Blizzard, Blizzard.

EXP SHARE

Light Screen~Thunderbolt~Thunder Wave

I actually really want to see how this is going to play out...

Pre-Round stats:


Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 100
EN: 100


Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 100
EN: 100

Actions and shit, yo!


Sorry for the lateness, my browser fucked up, I had to leave home...

ANYWAYS, we begin our match here at the wintry ASB Arena... in spring (or fall for you people in the southern hemisphere)... Frigid instantly hides herself in not only the cloak of the snow, but a substitute as well! However, instead of rushing in and destroying the substitute, it appears Omicron seems to want to protect himself, as he puts himself inside a gigantic box of light!

Aided by the hail, Frigid begins to fire off a gigantic blizzard at Omicron, who still seems to take quite a bit of damage, even with the Light Screen absorbing nearly half the blow! Completely unaffected by Snow Cloak at all thanks to Omicron's counter-trolling Compundeyes, he fires off a wicked thunderbolt, which zaps Frigid's tiny doll, destroying it on impact! It looks like the real Frigid might have to take some damage...

Obviously though, Frigid is not going to go down without a fight, and fires yet another blizzard at Omicron, sending him flying back once again, even with the continued support of Light Screen! Now, instead of dealing a massive strike, it appears that Omicron is trying to gain an upper hand by throwing a wave of thunder at Frigid, paralyzing her completely!

Folks, its anyone's game right now! Who will end up taking the glory?!

Post-Round stats:


Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 85
EN: 70
Paralyzed (25%)

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 71
EN: 80
Light Screen (3a)

Your orders, Jesseus!

Pretty sure I should have like 2 more HP but meh...

Thunderbolt¬Electro Web¬Electro Ball
If Bide is used successfully Action 1, replace Action 3 with Protect

Light Screen-Icy Wind-Blizzard

I'm not feeling creative enough today for an opening bit. Sorry.

Pre-Round stats:

Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 85
EN: 70
Paralyzed (25%)

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 71
EN: 80
Light Screen (3a)

SO MUCH FUCKING HAX I DON'T EVEN


I TOLD YOU PEOPLE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH THERE WOULD BE HAX!! And no, I didn't fuck with the RNG. This is actually what I got.

As the now faster Omicron fires off another Thunderbolt, severely wounding Frigid yet again, Frigid moves to create a barrier to protect her, but as it first began to appear... Frigid stopped moving! She was fully paralyzed!

Omicron, still behind his protective screen, gathers up a bit of web and fires it at Frigid, actually dealing quite a bit of damage! This web also seems to slow her down a bit... and to make things worse for Frigid, she gets fully paralyze AGAIN!

Now with a gigantic advantage, Omicron creates a giant ball of electricity and flings it at the slow-as-molasses Frigid, dealing absolutely massive damage, sending Frigid flying with a critical hit! This time, however, Frigid is able to fight back, and sends out a gigantic Blizzard, which freezes Omicron on the spot! Looks like someone is getting revenge for those lost actions!

Post-Round stats:

Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 33
EN: 59
Paralyzed (10%)
-1 Speed

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 54
EN: 61
Frozen (2a)

EEEEXCELLENT.

Substitute (25), Pain Split, Chill

this is bs :(
nothing~nothing~thunderbolt

Sorry Tort, but you're going to have to re-order. This is no recoveries or chills match, so neither Pain Split nor chill can be used.

ffff

Weather Ball-Blizzard-Hidden Power

THANK FUCK
Though I'm still pretty screwed here
For the sake of compelteness I'll repost actions:
Thunderbolt x3

GOD FUCK DAMN FUCK. I was certain I reffed this one...

Pre-Round stats:

Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 33
EN: 59
Paralyzed (10%)
-1 Speed

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 54
EN: 61
Frozen (2a)

Well, you did get two free turns last time LJ...


As we enter our match, you can almost hear Omicron saying "I'm cold... so. very. cold." However, Frigid, being a cold-hearted bitch like always, decides to fling a ball of energy, which quickly adapts into a ball of ice from the weather, at Omicron, dealing quite a bit of damage!

In the second action... nothing happened. Omicron's still frozen, and Frigid gets fully paralyzed. Again. Random.org is winning this match right now.

Finally breaking free of his icy cage, Omicron fires off another Thunderbolt at Frigid, almost knocking her into KO range! In response, Frigid fires off a fiery burst of power from inside, also putting Omicron into the red!

With Hail up, and now free from paralysis... This match is pretty much over. Sorry LJ.

Post-Round stats:

Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 17
EN: 48

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 21
EN: 55

Thunderbolt x3
If Disable, change that action to Volt Switch
If Damaging Ice Move, Sucker Punch+Sucker Punch Combo

Note to self: Buy Torment.

Shadow Ball+Shadow Ball, Destiny Bond, Destiny Bond

Well, here we are... Will Thunderbolt get a crit? Will it paralyze Frigid, then have her get fully paralyzed? Or will there be no hax at all?! I DUNNO!!

Pre-Round stats:

Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 17
EN: 48

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: 21
EN: 55

random.org, what will you decide?!


As Frigid charges up her final assault, Omicron flings a final Thunderbolt at Frigid! As the power of random.org is infused withing Omicron's attack, it is clear who will win... as Omicron's Thunderbolt did not score or a critical hit OR paralyze Frigid! Now fully charged, Frigid unleashes a gigantic ball of shadows that sends Omicron flying into the wall of the arena! He can't get up! He's fainted!

Post-Round stats:

Frigid @ Exp. Share
HP: 1
EN: 17

Omicron @ Exp. Share
HP: -2
EN: KO

And now, the only balanced thing in this match: rewards!

Lord Jesseus gets 2 CC and a loss!
Omicron gets 4 MC (+1 from EXP. Share)

Tortferngatr gets 2 CC and a win!
Frigid gets 4 MC (+1 from EXP. Share) and 1 KOC!

I get 3 UC!

As a final note: random.org is a total dick sometimes, you know?

Yeah there was basically no way he wasn't going to finish me off with some combo.

Not that it would've mattered, but for some reason I though Galvantula had the 17 HP and Froslass the 21. Oh well....

GG Tort.

Well

Kinda

Pretty fucking haxy... :p