I can see this battle coming down to which social groups each player belongs to:
Heist . . vs Eo Ut Mortus
HEIST:
WEST SIDE: 3/10 (a very unconvincing social group. Everyone knows The sun sets in the west, and <&Lady_bug> ha ha <&bryan> lol laughing at me you little shit the sun will set on your time soon enough)
the original scooby gang: 9/10 (a fake scooby gang would be great enough as is, but to be a member of the original? Fantastic)
Straight up beast: 8/10 (definitely a great group. Being a straight up beast member surely increases the chance to win)
nuggets: 10/10 (If u were a nugget in 2011 likely hood is u'll still be a nugget in 2012. Have a lovely night and enjoy waking up as a hungover nugget. Bye)
OVERALL SCORE:
EO MORTUS:
[sky] Clan: 9/10 (One of the few legitimately great clans, perhaps even rivalling 6A9)
the original scooby gang: 9/10 (score could be lowered if it turns out that eo is the dog)
The Iconic Team Rater Group (official): 7/10 (the presence of tito in this group dramatically decreases its worth, though the fact that it is officially supported by Iconic bolsters the score to a solid seven)
Petition for Eo Ut Mortus to Stop Using Stall in Little Cup Overused Battles: 0/10 (scrub group for scrub battlers)
People who have rocked out to "don't stop believin'": 6/10 (I don't know this song so it is only fair that I give a score of 50%; however I increased it by 1 since it is owned by Johann)
People who have had access to at least one of FinnRagetti's spreadsheets: 7/10 (this is a fairly exclusive group, although membership of both Yeti and macle decreases the score to 7)
Official Eo Ut Mortus Fan Club: 7/10 (narcissism at its finest. Would have given a higher score if it weren't for
this unfortunate defeat)
Moderators: 2/10 (boring, outdated group, and Eo is not even a moderator)
kacaw: 10/10 (dodrio rules
)
Fuk BW: -1/10 (terrible group image and also encourages undeserved hate of the Grand user BlueWind)
Bass Guitars: 10/10 (this group is just perfect. What an amazing instrument)
OVERALL SCORE:
With a higher mean and median, I declare my official prediction to win the tournament to be:
Heist. Congratulations.
Eo Mortus: I recommend re-evaluating your membership of some of the social groups outlined. It would also be helpful if you joined a social group for your clan, JA (I believe you are the vice president).
