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Metagross, Rocky
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Steel/Psychic
Steel: Steel STAB; Immune to Sandstorm, highly insusceptible to toxic attacks, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, can be magnetized. Superior senses in high-metal environments like construction sites or factories.
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Clear Body:
(Innate) This Pokemon’s body structure makes it immune to status lowering moves used by opponents. (e.g. Intimidate, Growl, Screech etc.)
Light Metal (DW):
(Innate) The Pokemon's body is made of a lightweight but extremely strong alloy. It weighs half as much as other members of the species, but is equally sturdy. The Pokemon executes weak attacks much more effectively, adding +1 priority to all their attacks with 6 or less Base Attack Power (after other ability adjustments). Priority is applied to the summed Base Attack Power of a multi-hit move (e.g. Double Kick has priority at 6 BAP, Skill Link Bullet Seed doesn't at 15 BAP.)

Metagross
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 5
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 61 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 9 (550 kg)
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Magnet Rise
Take Down
Metal Claw
Confusion
Scary Face
Hammer Arm

Zen Headbutt
Iron Defense
Iron Head
Thunderpunch

Meteor Mash
Bullet Punch
Pursuit
Agility
Earthquake
Stealth Rock
Hone Claws
Ice Punch
Protect
Reflect
Rock SMash
Psychic
Total Moves: 22

Gastrodon, Squishy
Nature: Quiet (+1 SpA, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Water / Ground
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings

Abilities:
Sticky Hold: (Innate)This Pokemon’s body is covered in a sticky substance that prevents item theft or swapping.
Storm Drain: (Innate) This Pokemon lures all water attacks to itself, altering their course away from partner Pokemon. It absorbs the water and increases its Special Attack by one (1) stage. A boost gained this way by an opponent's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts.
(DW) Sand Force *Unlocked*: This Pokemon thrives in Sandstorm conditions, using the power of the swirling sand to augment its Rock, Ground, and Steel-typed attacks. Each of this Pokemon's Rock, Ground, and Steel-typed attacks will have the Base Attack Power increased by two (2). Pokemon with this ability are immune to Sandstorm damage

Gastrodon
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 33 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 6/6
MC: 3
DC: 5/5

Mud Slap
Mud Sport
Harden
Water Pulse
Mud Bomb
Hidden Power Grass 7
Rain Dance
Body Slam
Recover
Counter*
Mirror Coat
Yawn
Earth Power
Toxic
Ice Beam
Substitute
Scald
Protect
Double Team
Dig
Stockpile
Dive
Pain Split
Surf
Stone Edge
Sludge Bomb
Total Moves: 25

Cacturne, Rosey, Female
Nature: Naughty (+1 Atk, -1 SpD)
Type: Grass
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Sand Veil: (Innate) This Pokemon is used to reacting in desert conditions and gets a 20% evasion boost during Sandstorms. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Sandstorm damage.
Water Absorb (Hidden): (Innate) This Pokemon absorbs water attacks and instead of taking damage from them, recovering 50% of the damage the water attack would have done. A Pokemon that attacks itself with water to heal only recieves 25% of the damage that attack would do to itself.

Cacturne
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 55
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 17

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Revenge
Poison Sting
Leer
Absorb
Growth
Leech Seed
Sand Attack
Pin Missile
Ingrain
Sucker Punch
Spikes
Destiny Bond
Payback

Disable
Seed Bomb
Nasty Plot
Thunderpunch
Teeter Dance
Synthesis
Counter
Worry Seed

Swords Dance
Energy Ball
Toxic
Focus Punch
Total Moves: 24

Slowking, Female, Ivory
Nature: Relaxed (+1 Def, -15% Spe, -10% Evasion)
Type: Water/Psychic
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Oblivious (Innate): This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
Own Tempo (Innate): This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
(DW) Regenerator *Unlocked*: When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

Slowking
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Power Gem
Hidden Power Electric 7
Curse
Yawn
Tackle
Growl
Water Gun
Confusion
Disable
Headbutt
Rain Dance
Slack Off
Psychic
Heal Pulse
Psych Up
Nasty Plot
Trump Card

Sleep Talk
Belly Drum
Zen Headbutt
Endure
Bide
Counter
Magic Coat

Rest
Rain Dance
Toxic
Scald
Zap Cannon
Ice Beam
Flamethrower
Trick Room
Dive
Light Screen
Psyshock
Protect
Dig
Double Team
Reflect
Fissure
Focus Blast
Total Moves: 41

Gavroche (Reuniclus) {♀}Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Psyquic

• Psyquic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference.

Abilities:

• Magic Guard: (Innate)

• Overcoat: (Innate)

• Regenerator: (Innate)

Stats:

HP: 110
Atk: 4 (+)
Def: 3
SpA: 5
SpD: 3
Spe: 26 (-)
SC: 2
WC: 2
BST: 20


EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5


Attacks: 52

Acid Armor
Calm Mind
Charm
Confuse Ray
Dizzy Punch
Double Team
Drain Punch
Endeavor
Energy Ball
Fire Punch
Flash Cannon
Fling
Focus Blast
Frustration
Future Sight
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Gravity
Gyro Ball
Heal Block
Hidden Power Fire (7)
Hyper Beam
Ice Punch
Imprison
Light Screen
Magic Coat
Pain Split
Protect
Psychic
Psyshock
Psywave
Rain Dance
Recover
Reflect
Return
Rock Slide
Rollout
Shadow Ball
Signal Beam
Skill Swap
Snatch
Substitute
Superpower
Swagger
Thunder
ThunderPunch
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
Wonder Room
Zen Headbutt

Éponine (Togekiss) {♀}Nature: Timid (+15% Speed, +10% Accuracy, -1 Atk)
Type: Normal / Flying

• Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

• Flying: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks outside extremely odd circumstances even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.

Abilities:

• Hustle: (Can be Enabled)

• Serene Grace: (Innate)

• Super Luck: (Innate)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 5
SpD: 4
Spe: 96 (+)
SC: 3
WC: 3
BST: 20


EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5


Attacks: 48

After You
Air Slash
AncientPower
Aura Sphere
Baton Pass
Bestow
Charm
Counter
Defog
Double Team
Encore
Endure
ExtremeSpeed
Flamethrower
Fly
Follow Me
Grass Knot
Growl
Heal Bell
Heat Wave
Hidden Power Ice (7)
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Icy Wind
Light Screen
Magic Coat
Magical Leaf
Metronome
Morning Sun
Nasty Plot
Protect
Psych Up
Psychic
Psycho Shift
Reflect
Round
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Signal Beam
Sky Attack
Solarbeam
Sunny Day
Sweet Kiss
Tailwind
Thunder Wave
Tri Attack
Wish
Yawn

Gardevoir (Katherine) {♀}
Nature: Bold (+1 Def, -1 Atk)
Type: Psychic

• Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference.

Abilities:

• Synchronize: (Innate)

• Trace: (Can be Activated)

• Telepathy: (Innate)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: 2 (-)
Def: 4 (+)
SpA: 5
SpD: 4
Spe: 80
SC: 3
WC: 3
BST: 21


EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5


Attacks: 47

Ally Switch
Calm Mind
Captivate
Charm
Confuse Ray
Confusion
Destiny Bond
Disable
Double Team
Dream Eater
Encore
Endure
Energy Ball
Focus Blast
Grass Knot
Growl
Heal Bell
Heal Pulse
Healing Wish
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Fire [6]
Hypnosis
Icy Wind
Imprison
Light Screen
Lucky Chant
Magic Coat
Magical Leaf
Pain Split
Protect
Psychic
Rain Dance
Reflect
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Signal Beam
Skill Swap
Snatch
Stored Power
Sunny Day
Taunt
Teleport
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Torment
Will-O-Wisp
Wish

Kurt (Slowbro) {♂}Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Psychic / Water

• Psyquic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference.

• Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:

• Oblivious: (Innate)

• Own Tempo: (Innate)

• Regenerator: (Innate)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: 4 (+)
Def: 4
SpA: 4
SpD: 3
Spe: 26 (30/1.15)
SC: 3
WC: 4
BST: 19


EC: 6/6
MC: 3
DC: 5/5


Attacks: 60

Aerial Ace
After You
Aqua Tail
Bide
Blizzard
Block
Body Slam
Brick Break
Brine
Confusion
Counter
Curse
Dig
Disable
Dive
Drain Punch
DynamicPunch
Earthquake
Endure
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Grass Knot
Gravity
Growl
Headbutt
Heal Pulse
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Light Screen
Magic Coat
Mega Kick
Mud Sport
Protect
Psyquic
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Safeguard
Scald
Shadow Ball
Signal Beam
Skill Swap
Slack Off
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Sunny Day
Surf
Tackle
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
Water Gun
Yawn
Zen Headbutt

Pre-Round:
Speed order:
Togekiss
Gastrodon
Slowking-Slowbro

Dice:
Crit Rolls: d16
Speed Ties: d2
Other: d100

Action One:
Speed Tie: [1=Slowking, 2=Slowbro]=2=Slowbro

Togekiss used Double Team
4 Clones were made
[-15 Energy T]

Gastrodon used Ice Beam on Togekiss
To Hit real: [20>= Yes]=17=YES
To Crit: [1=Yes]=12
To Freeze: [10>= Yes]=93=No
Damage: [10]*1.5=15
[15 Damage T] [-7 Energy G]

Slowbro used Icy Wind
Roll order: Gastrodon, Slowking
To Hit: [5>= Miss]=14,14=Hit
To Crit: [1=Yes]=7=No
Damage (G): [6*.75+1.5]=6
Damage (SK): [6*.75]*.67=3.015
[6 Damage G] [3.015 Damage SK] [-5 Energy SB]
-1 Speed G, SK

Slowking used Zap Cannon on Slowbro
To Hit: [40>= Miss]=91=Hit
To Crit: [1=Yes]=6=No
Damage: [12+1.5]*1.5=20.25
[20.25 Damage SB] [-9 Energy SK]
Slowbro was 25% paralyzed

Action Two:
Togekiss used Hyper Voice
Roll order: Gastrodon, Slowking
To Crit: [1=Yes]=10,1=Slowking
Damage (G): [9*.75+3+3]=12.75
Damage (SK): [9*.75+3+3+1.5]=14.25
[12.75 Damage G] [14.25 Damage SK] [-6 Energy T]

Gastrodon used Stone Edge on Togekiss
To Hit: [20>= Miss]=35=Hit
To Crit: [2>= Yes]=13=No
Damage: [10]*1.5=15
[15 Damage T] [-7 Energy G]

Slowking used Light Screen
Special attacks were guarded against for 6 actions
[-7 Energy SK]

To Paralyze: [25>= Yes]=22=Yes
Slowbro was fully paralyzed
-5% Paralysis

Action Three:
Togekiss used Encore on Slowbro
Slowbro was locked into Light Screen for 2 Actions
[-9 Energy T]

Gastrodon used Ice Beam on Togekiss
To Crit: [1=Yes]=14=No
To Freeze: [10>= Yes]=24=No
[15 Damage T] [-7 Energy G]

Slowking used Light Screen
But it had no effect
[-7 Energy SK]

Slowbro used Zen Headbutt on Gastrodon
To Be Paralyzed: [20>= Yes]=78=No
To Crit: [1=Yes]=11=No
Damage: [8+3+1.5]=12.5
[12.5 Damage G] [-9 Energy SB]

Totals:
Gastrodon: 31 Damage, -21 Energy
Slowking: 17 Damage, -23 Energy
Togekiss: 45 Damage, -30 Energy
Slowbro: 20 Damage, -10 Energy