For the love of god will someone please make a bidoof set for me please
252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Rufflet Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 582-685 (170.6 - 200.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Reckless Staravia Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 430-507 (126 - 148.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
+4 252+ Atk Life Orb Bidoof Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 554-653 (162.4 - 191.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Although Bidoof can do a lot of damage, it's held back by two things:
1) It's really slow, with 62 base Speed vs. 120 and 160 base Speed, respectively. Quick Attack doesn't do enough damage, either, so Bidoof could be forced to run a more defensive EV spread, hindering its offensive presence too.
2) It has poor bulk of 118/80/80, compared to Rufflet's 140/100/100 bulk. See defensive EV problem above.
...if you insist, though, it can run this:
Bidoof @ Life Orb
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
- Swords Dance
- Quick Attack
- Crunch / Aqua Tail
Crunch is to hit Honedge while Aqua Tail is to hit Rock types.
+4 252+ Atk Life Orb Bidoof Crunch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Honedge: 250-296 (65.1 - 77%) -- guaranteed 2HKO