ROUND 1
Team Frostbite (2) vs. Team Kebabe's 5 Best Alts (4)
Malefic vs.
Haruno
Krauersaut vs.
Blue Jay
DontStealMyPenguin vs. Fireburn
Madara Uchicha vs.
Kebabe
Piexplode vs. Anikrahman1995
? vs.
Anikrahman1995 (Did not PM me Gen 5 player)
In a valley far below the last vestiges of civilization...dwells the Kebabiers, a fierce clan of five who will stop at naught to defend their territory. Trekking the world is Team Frostbite, coming from the lands that freeze even the warmest of souls. Looking for a place to stay....
Kebabe: Yo real talk nigga, whachu doin' up in mah home bitch?
Piexplode: *_*
Team Reach Inside (2) vs. Team FireRed Omega (4)
iHop vs. Hack He Must
King Dedederp vs.
Steelskitty (activity)
Taaj vs.
Ogasian
Mr. 378 vs.
Polop
Seevea vs. Orch
Mr. 378 vs.
Hack He Must
Inside their volcano fair, a band of five ruffians sit their playing Pokemon on their 3DS's while the world around them crumbles. A ragged group of volcanologists stumble upon a mysterious house-volcano and investigate. ?_? what is going on @_@
Polop: Holy Arceus water these people doing here?_?
Taaj: What's poppin'
Team [idm]Donkey (3) vs. Team The Gods (2)
Donkey vs. Anachronism (coinflip)
Dice vs.
Ubersmaster (coinflip)
Edgar vs. Uchicha Itachi
Blim vs. LNY TNZ
Problems vs.
Ascension
A squad of five ex-marines sit around a fire making ass jokes. One spots several people decked out in bling barreling toward them. Ready for some action, the ex-marines pull some guns out their asses and lick their lips in anticipation of destroying these assholes.
Dice: You motherfucking noobs are going to lick my ass
Ubersmaster: ...
Team FIRM (4) vs. Team plat smurfs (2)
Royalty vs. Leon
Sweep vs. CarbonTheSecond
Imma Fly vs. Puregenius
Melee Mewtwo vs.
El Poeta
Faint vs. Chisposo
? vs.
El Poeta (Did not PM me Gen 5 player)
"Stand firm in the face of danger, stand firm even when the shadow of death threatens to overtake you, stand firm when the woman of your life is giving you a BJ, stand firm even when your boss fires you for telling him to shut up." - The FIRM firm, inc.
Sweep: I'm black.
Puregenius: E=mc^2
Team Gold Hands (1) vs. Team Fatal Blow (5)
ZoroarkForever vs. liimujx
moonbase vs.
PHP18
Kingmidas vs.
Megaman Zero 4
Dr Ciel vs.
Jimmyftw
blitzlefan vs.
I'm Hydra
ZoroarkForever vs.
liimujx
A band of five genetically altered misfits, one can spray lightning, one can turn people to gold, one administers death, one is based when the full moon comes, and one is a master of illusions. They prey on the poor helpless people...except they might have picked a fight with the wrong people.
Dr Ciel: I administer death, I destroy and I don't heal. BITCH!
Jimmyftw: Who has truly beaten Jimmyftw? [Jimmftw was banned by Arcticblast (you have got to be the stupidest person I've ever met in my 3 year tenure as Showdown moderator)]
Team NoChance (4) vs. Team milky tighty whighties (1)
Shed Skin vs. xtranus (coinflip)
Future Boy Conan vs. Laurel
Arsenal(Red9) vs. jas0n (activity)
Tesung vs. xtracross
Killabunny vs.
chicoarod1994 (coinflip)
Among the valley
dell, lies a land of swell, of bees buzzing and cows lowing...and a bunch of idiots who do nothing but play Pokemon and bum around. NO LIFE NO TITS BITCH!
Arsenal(Red9): We bring an arsenal.
Laurel: I'm mature.
There is a deadline of exactly one week.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL TEAMS PLEASE NO JOHNING IF YOU JOHN I WILL GET...
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