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Hidden Power - Hidden Power - Hidden Power
IF Electric move AND outside a combo THEN Dive IF Thunder Wave THEN Protect on the first instance, Dive on the second and Protect on the third
consider this more asking about a ruling than a substitution
if anti-pedant clause applies changing Electric move to Damaging Electric move, then: Thunderbolt + Thunderbolt > Cooldown > Discharge + Discharge
Discharge > Thunderbolt > Discharge
IF [Shellder uses a damaging Ground-type combination] AND [You did not use Protect last action] THEN [Use Protect that action].
IF [Shellder uses Ice Shard in a combination] AND [You did not use Protect last action] THEN [Use Protect that action].
"Goldeen I choose you! Well not choose per se since you are my only pokemon bu--YOU GOT IT, OK?"
Goldeen: Ice Beam - Ice Beam - Ice Beam
IF Giga Drain AND this sub didn't activate on the action prior THEN Evasive Agility and push back IF Mirror Coat THEN uh Peck, I guess?
Absorb > Needle Arm > Absorb
IF [Staryu uses a D/E move without suspension] THEN [Use Counter that action] AND [Push actions back].
[ONCE] IF [Staryu uses Barrier] AND [You are to use Needle Arm that action] THEN [Use Solar Beam that action].
Flare Blitz > Wood Hammer > Double-Edge
IF [Staryu uses Dive without suspension outside of a combination] THEN [Use Counter that action].
[NONCONSECUTIVE] IF [Staryu uses Pain Split] THEN [Use Protect that action].
Pyroak @ Expert Belt OUT, Magnemite @ Rare Candy IN. No counterswitch possible.
Thunderbolt > Thunderbolt > Thunderbolt
IF [Starmie is in the evasive stage of a D/E move when you would act] THEN [Use Magnet Rise the first instance, Thunderbolt + Thunderbolt the second instance].
Bubble Beam - Hydro Pump - Bubble Beam
IF Pyroak is under P/E THEN Rain Dance on the first instance, Cosmic Power on the second and push back actions and substitutions [ONCE] IF Grass-Typed damaging move this round AND Starmie is faster than Pyroak THEN Reflect Type A1 IF Asleep THEN Sleep Talk (Bubble Beam - Surf - Hydro Pump - Water Pulse)
Zap Cannon > Leech Seed > Synthesis
IF [Starmie is a Fire-type when you would act A1] THEN [Ignore Pyroak's second substitution].
IF [Zap Cannon hits A1] THEN [Use Solar Beam A2] AND [Use Wood Hammer + Wood Hammer A3].
bad news: Paralysis only halves speed, so Starmie is faster anyway
good news: I am a nimrod and that sub is illegal, since speed is only checked on the specific action while the action clause is to activate a1. Time-travelling isn't possible, so the sub is impossible.
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Hp: 74
En: 71
4/4/3/3/52
Other:
Item: Expert Belt
Hp: 59
En: 53
4/3/3/3/20
Other:
Item: Root Fossil
Hp: 90
En: 98
2/3/5/3/133
Other:
Item: Water Stone