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Lovely Kiss - Mega Kick - Body Slam
If Gardevoir uses Magic Coat, replace your respective action with Body Slam and push your actions back
If Gardevoir uses a P/E move, replace your respective action with Chill and push your actions back
If Gardevoir is awake when you would act and Misty Terrain is not up and Safeguard is not up and Gardevoir has not a Substitute up, replace your respective action with Lovely Kiss.
"Not much actually happened this round, which at first struck me as odd, seeing as there's a Mega Gardevoir in play. However, I quickly learned that there are many, many opportunities for hax to rear its head. For example, this round featured two misses, once instance of full paralysis and two uses of Lovely Kiss. Add that all up and it becomes apparent that damage was dealt on only one action this round."
"Really? I've been in faster paced battles against a Spinark."
Echoed Voice > Echoed Voice > Echoed Voice
If Snorlax uses Endure and is not already under the effects of Encore, start chain Encore > Will-o-Wisp > Swift.
If Snorlax is under the effect of a p/e move, Chill on the first instance and Future Sight on the second.
If Snorlax is faster than you and would use Selfdestruct and not in a combo, use Protect.
"This was a pretty quick round. Snorlax started off by slamming a sleeping, paralyzed Ditto with an Iron Head. Due to Ditto's Metal
Powder-boosted defenses, the attack doesn't do too much even though it's super-effective. Then Ditto wakes up. Despite Paralysis, Ditto
manages to use Echoed Voice, dealing enough damage to knock Snorlax out. Afterwards, Ditto's paralysis decays as well."
Snorlax used Iron Head!
Crit:6135 NO
Damage: (8 + 6 - 9)*1.5 = 7.5dmg
Flinch: 6436 NO
-6EN
Well then, I'll send in back Gardevoir - even field and all that^^
Shadow Ball - Hyper Voice - Moonblast
If Gardevoir would use Imprison, replace your respective action with Snatch (Hyper Voice, Imprison, Shadow Ball) and push back
If Gardevoir would use Encore, replace your respective action with Magic Coat and push back
If Gardevoir would use Taunt, replace your respective action with Magic Coat and push back
"Going fast? You need fast? That's my specialty! All right! Let's see what's going on here!"
*Clears throat, takes deep breath*
"Westartoutwithalotofshoutinghere.FirstDittousedEchoedVoiceandIreallydon'thaveanythingelsetosayaboutthat. ThenGardevoirusedShadowBalleventhoughshe'sparalyzed-"
"Cheeky, please, I understand the need for speed, but none of us can understand you."
"Oh. Sorry. Like I was saying, Gardevoir used Shadow Ball, hitting for super effective damage but Ditto's Special Defense is pretty high, so yeah. Then Ditto shouts some more, and now the echoes in here are getting pretty intense. Then Gardevoir takes a turn shouting, using Hyper Voice, which does rather underwhelming damage. Seriously, this Ditto is overpowered. It shouts again (maybe it's telling the world how great it is? Idk) and Gardevoir responds by blasting it with light straight from the moon. Overall, I'd say FMD did pretty well this round."
A1
Ditto used Echoed Voice!
Crit:2930 NO
Damage: 8 + 2 + 3 + 10 - 7.5 = 15.5dmg
-5EN
Gardevoir is paralyzed!
2499 MOVES
Gardevoir used Shadow Ball!
Crit: 3541 NO
Damage: (8 + 10 - 11)*1.5 = 10.5dmg
Effect: 6289 NO
-6EN
A2
Ditto used Echoed Voice!
Crit: 6096 NO
Damage: 12 + 2 + 3 + 10 - 7.5 = 19.5dmg
-8EN
Gardevoir is paralyzed!
4272 MOVES
Gardevoir used Hyper Voice!
Crit:2055 NO
Damage: 9 + 2 + 3 + 10 - 11 = 13dmg
-6EN
A3
Ditto used Echoed Voice!
Crit: 2331 NO
Damage: 16 + 2 + 3 + 10 - 7.5 = 23.5dmg
-11EN
Gardevoir is paralyzed!
6410 MOVES
Gardevoir used Moonblast!
Crit: 1013 NO
Damage: 10 + 3 + 10 - 11 = 12dmg
Effect: 7189 NO
-6EN
"All right, so Ditto's gonna keep on shouting this round, but first, Gardevoir wants to survive, so she uses Endure, so she's gonna make it. Then Ditto uses Echoed Voice, dealing massive damage, except that Gardevoir can't faint. Then Ditto tries again, using Echoed Voice once more, but this proved to be too great an effort, and it fainted from exhaustion! Moving ON!"
Gardevoir is paralyzed!
4980 MOVES
Gardevoir used Endure!
-15EN
Ditto used Echoed Voice!
Crit: 4980 NO
Damage: 20 + 2 + 3 + 10 - 7.5 = 27.5dmg
Gardevoir endured the hit!
-14EN
Ditto used Echoed Voice!
Crit: 4547 NO
Damage: 20 + 2 + 3 + 10 - 7.5 = 27.5dmg
Gardevoir endured the hit!
-14EN
Ditto fainted!
"Well, this was a fast round. Dusknoir uses Shadow Sneak to pick off Gardevoir, and the round is already over! Now it's time for zarator to - wait, it's done already? What?" *Sigh* "Well, that's it, then. Goodbye, all."
*Vanishes into Pokéball*