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Battle Pike [Bronze Rank] - Glacier Knight
- Thread starter Elevator Music
- Start date
not switching
Bring it beautiful~
Bring it beautiful~
Stratos
Banned deucer.
"beautiful is, indeed, the only fit word to describe Gorebyss. No actually I lied, the other one is deadly."
Hydro Pump ~ Clamp ~ Hydro Pump
IF Mime is not stuck in Clamp a3 and you are not tormented then use Clamp
IF Bide a1 then use sub (15) ~ shell smash ~ hydro pump
IF Light Screen and not taunted then use Mimic that action
HP: 90
EN: 100
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: Burned
Hydro Pump ~ Clamp ~ Hydro Pump
IF Mime is not stuck in Clamp a3 and you are not tormented then use Clamp
IF Bide a1 then use sub (15) ~ shell smash ~ hydro pump
IF Light Screen and not taunted then use Mimic that action
Round 4 Start!
HP: 90
EN: 100
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: Burned
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
You're in for a shock sweet heart! Your pretty fish will be our main course~ Grilled Gorebyss goes great with the Pinot Grigio!
Thunderbolt~Thunderbolt~Fake Out
Thunderbolt~Thunderbolt~Fake Out
Stratos
Banned deucer.
Round 4 Start!
HP: 90
EN: 100
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: Burned
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
thunderballs
crit = 467 = fuck
para = 2234 = n
dmgG = [10+3+3-2.5]*1.5 = 20.25
-2 HP
-7 EN
Hydro Piss
hit = 4958 = y
crit = 7408 = n
dmgM = [12+3] = 15
-7 EN
dmgM = 2
Mime used thunderballs
crit = 2055 = n
para = 2834 = n
dmgG = [10+3-2.5]*1.5 = 15.75
-11 EN
-2 HP
clamp
hit = 371 = y
crit = 1143 = n
dmgM = [4+3] = 7
-4 EN
dmgM = 5
fake out
crit = 3005 = n
dmgG = [4+3-3-4.5] = 1 [scratch]
-4 EN
-2 HP
dmgM = 5
HP: 63
EN: 100
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 38
EN: 100
OTHER: Burned, Clamp (2a)
crit = 467 = fuck
para = 2234 = n
dmgG = [10+3+3-2.5]*1.5 = 20.25
-2 HP
-7 EN
Hydro Piss
hit = 4958 = y
crit = 7408 = n
dmgM = [12+3] = 15
-7 EN
dmgM = 2
Mime used thunderballs
crit = 2055 = n
para = 2834 = n
dmgG = [10+3-2.5]*1.5 = 15.75
-11 EN
-2 HP
clamp
hit = 371 = y
crit = 1143 = n
dmgM = [4+3] = 7
-4 EN
dmgM = 5
fake out
crit = 3005 = n
dmgG = [4+3-3-4.5] = 1 [scratch]
-4 EN
-2 HP
dmgM = 5
Round 4 End!
HP: 63
EN: 100
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 38
EN: 100
OTHER: Burned, Clamp (2a)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
Thunderbolt~Psyshock~Thunderbolt
-if protective/evasive, use Light Screen the first instance and Reflect the second, and push queue down, but not twice in a row
-if clones are up when you are going to attack, use Magical Leaf and push queue back
The first sub takes priority
-if protective/evasive, use Light Screen the first instance and Reflect the second, and push queue down, but not twice in a row
-if clones are up when you are going to attack, use Magical Leaf and push queue back
The first sub takes priority
Stratos
Banned deucer.
Shell Smash ~ Dive ~ Scald
IF tbolt para then use brine a1 and surf a2
IF tbolt para then use brine a1 and surf a2
Round 5 Start!
HP: 63
EN: 89
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 38
EN: 78
OTHER: Burned, Clamp (2a)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
Thunderbolt
crit = 3678 = n
para = 5272 = n
dmgG = 15.75
-2 HP
-7 EN
SHELL FUCKING SMASH
-20 EN
dmgM = 5
Dive
Psyshock
-5 EN
Surface!
crit = 9127 = n
dmgM = [8+3-1.5]+3.5 = 13
-9 EN
dmgM = 5
Scald!
crit = 1271 = n
dmgM = [8+3]+3.5 = 14.5
Mr. Mime was KOed!
-5 EN
HP: 47
EN: 55
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: none
Bounce ~ Dive ~ Bounce
IF damaging electric-type move is used in combo then use protect
IF Double Team clones are up and rotom-w is not using Thunder Wave then use Surf
IF Substitute is ordered and Rotom-W isn't confused then use Confuse Ray
crit = 3678 = n
para = 5272 = n
dmgG = 15.75
-2 HP
-7 EN
SHELL FUCKING SMASH
-20 EN
dmgM = 5
Dive
Psyshock
-5 EN
Surface!
crit = 9127 = n
dmgM = [8+3-1.5]+3.5 = 13
-9 EN
dmgM = 5
Scald!
crit = 1271 = n
dmgM = [8+3]+3.5 = 14.5
Mr. Mime was KOed!
-5 EN
Round 5 End!
HP: 47
EN: 55
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: none
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
Bounce ~ Dive ~ Bounce
IF damaging electric-type move is used in combo then use protect
IF Double Team clones are up and rotom-w is not using Thunder Wave then use Surf
IF Substitute is ordered and Rotom-W isn't confused then use Confuse Ray
Ok you can die now.
Sucker Punch x3
Sucker Punch x3
Stratos
Banned deucer.
np: Monty Python — I'm Not Dead Yet!
HP: 47
EN: 55
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: none
Sucker Punch
crit = 1251 = n
dmgG = [8-4.5]+1.75 = 5.25
-6 EN
Bounce
hit = 4685 = y
crit = 4444 = n
para = 938 = y
dmgR = [8-1.5]*2/3+3.5 = 7.83
-9.66 EN
Sucker punch
para = 2336 = n
crit = 8525 = n
dmgG = 5.25
-10 EN
Dive
oops i forgot that this doesn't do damage
-9 EN
Sucker Punch
para = 6988 = n
crit = 9607 = n
dmgG = 5.25
-14 EN
Bounce
hit = 5200 = n
crit = 9878 = n
dmgR = 7.83
-9.66 EN
HP: 27
EN: 27
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 62
EN: 70
OTHER: Paralyzed (15%)
Round 6 Start!
HP: 47
EN: 55
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 78
EN: 100
OTHER: none
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
Sucker Punch
crit = 1251 = n
dmgG = [8-4.5]+1.75 = 5.25
-6 EN
Bounce
hit = 4685 = y
crit = 4444 = n
para = 938 = y
dmgR = [8-1.5]*2/3+3.5 = 7.83
-9.66 EN
Sucker punch
para = 2336 = n
crit = 8525 = n
dmgG = 5.25
-10 EN
Dive
oops i forgot that this doesn't do damage
-9 EN
Sucker Punch
para = 6988 = n
crit = 9607 = n
dmgG = 5.25
-14 EN
Bounce
hit = 5200 = n
crit = 9878 = n
dmgR = 7.83
-9.66 EN
Round 6 End!
HP: 27
EN: 27
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 62
EN: 70
OTHER: Paralyzed (15%)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
"Consectetuer Rotom sumus Juvenal tempus! Hostem hosti tu ipse est. vos potestis tractare?"
fulmen x3
-si gorebyss utitur dampnosam tergiversandum movemur, uti VITULAMEN punch illa actio
-si gorebyss utitur defensiva aut tergiversandum movemur, uti lux screen prima instantia, et frigus submittuntur
-gemina si theam clones surrexeritis, utere remittimus illa actio
Stratos
Banned deucer.
Endure ~ hyper beam ~ hidden power (grass)
Round 7 Start!
HP: 27
EN: 27
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 62
EN: 70
OTHER: Paralyzed (15%)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
Endure
-15 EN
Tbolt
selfpara = 6527 = n
para = 8577 = n
dmgG = 19.75
-7 EN
Hyper Beam
hit = 6165 = y
crit = 8598 = n
dmgR = [15+1.5]+3.5 = 19
-10 EN
Tbolt
selfpara = 1948 = n
para = 5408 = n
Endured the hit
-11 EN
HP grass
crit = 5358 = n
dmgR = [7+1.5]*1.5+3.5 = 16.25
-5 EN
Tbolt
selfpara = 3360 = n
para = 7068 = n
endured the hit
-15 EN
HP: 1
EN: 1
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 27
EN: 37
OTHER: Paralyzed (10%)
"You'll learn to regret hitting on me!"
Hyper Beam ~ HP Grass ~ Hyper Beam
IF Protective/Evasive, Chill and pushback
-15 EN
Tbolt
selfpara = 6527 = n
para = 8577 = n
dmgG = 19.75
-7 EN
Hyper Beam
hit = 6165 = y
crit = 8598 = n
dmgR = [15+1.5]+3.5 = 19
-10 EN
Tbolt
selfpara = 1948 = n
para = 5408 = n
Endured the hit
-11 EN
HP grass
crit = 5358 = n
dmgR = [7+1.5]*1.5+3.5 = 16.25
-5 EN
Tbolt
selfpara = 3360 = n
para = 7068 = n
endured the hit
-15 EN
Round 7 End!
HP: 1
EN: 1
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 27
EN: 37
OTHER: Paralyzed (10%)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
"You'll learn to regret hitting on me!"
Hyper Beam ~ HP Grass ~ Hyper Beam
IF Protective/Evasive, Chill and pushback
I have no regrets hot stuff~ my only quip is that I might want to stay focused; I lost this battle because I got lost in your eyes <3
Shadow Sneak~Chill~Chill
Shadow Sneak~Chill~Chill
Stratos
Banned deucer.
Round 8 Start!
HP: 1
EN: 1
OTHER: +2 Atk, SpA, Spe, -1 Def, SpD
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 27
EN: 37
OTHER: Paralyzed (10%)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
roll para: 6967 = n
-4 EN
HP: 0
EN: 0
OTHER: dead
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 27
EN: 33
OTHER: Paralyzed (5%)
-4 EN
Round 8 End!
HP: 0
EN: 0
OTHER: dead
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 27
EN: 33
OTHER: Paralyzed (5%)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
"Why, why, Mr. Glacier, why, why why. Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know!? Is it freedom? Perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Glacier, vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And each one as artificial as the Pike itself although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love.
"You must see it, Mr. Glacier, you must know it by now, you can't win, it's pointless to keep trying! So why Mr. Glacier WHY DO YOU PERSIST?"
also i wrote that without any references
"Why, why, Mr. Glacier, why, why why. Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know!? Is it freedom? Perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Glacier, vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And each one as artificial as the Pike itself although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love.
"You must see it, Mr. Glacier, you must know it by now, you can't win, it's pointless to keep trying! So why Mr. Glacier WHY DO YOU PERSIST?"
also i wrote that without any references
... Why do I persist?
Why does the eagle, the proud lord of the skies, that swoops majestically over his land aplenty, catch the most tender of trout from the lake of consciousness, and pierce its glistening scales? As the caramel sunset drenches the land of its milk and honey, it pauses to nibble on truth, that of the aquatic seer. The eagle, being of light and all-living, is one. One with the trees, which stand proud and raise their branches high, high as the pastel skies that stretch over the dewwy grass. The bark, the molded barrier that sheilds the mysterious gift of life, stands on guard, always and ever so careful, wary of the Eagle, of the gods that soar amongst their sturdy abodes.
Why does the child cry at morn? When the moon wanes and waxes, slowly sifting the sands of time and waters of clarity, we feel but adrift, cast away to an isle of foreboding pleasure, dipping our toes into the dreamland that surpasses our inferior minds. The child is but a God; the dreams are its own child, the youth passing its gifts to the world, sending millions of adolescent beams into the cerebrums of our generation, and we see a new era with the cleansing of our polluted sight. And yet as the day climbs the rocky mountain into the crystal blue sky, bringing up the warm beams of a new future, a hope that will be instilled in the hearts of the forlorned and needy, those scorned by our soceity's grip, and the child shall wail in misery!
And yet.... why is it black? That which darkens our mood, shapes our character and hands us the weapons of destruction and pain, only to see our own bodies grow haggard and crippled by our self hate and greed? Why is it white? that powder snow on the eve of christmas, in our youth which we revered so, for the magic was as strong as the yak that pulls the cart, and the sugar plums dancing gaily in our heads were diluted us from the reality of the non-existence?
Santa cannot be real.
And so ends the feast of our hormonal ignorance. That which we cannot see, cannot surely be prevailing in our hearts? But the question is why, why do we fight amongst the living to only see in vain that our dead out number the spirits within our soldiers?
It is because from the dawn of man we are but one. One man that lives seperate lives, he that cooks for himself, and he that whispers his own sweet nothing. The caresses he gives are but his own, for his own, to his own. And thus we conclude the world is but an endless and never ending cycle of masturbation, praying that the climax will stiffen our outlook on the dreary surreality that aborbs our pitiful erection.
Our nipples are hard, and they pucker with joy.
But then, why? Why must I fight the battle when I can grab the war by the horns, unzip my levi jeans, and force the belligerent allusion of man's agression and promptly fuck it in its arse? Why does the Blood flow down the neck, freed from its fleshy prison by the kindness of a sharpened metal blade, when it could stand by its brethren, that which it has lived its whole life with, and shun the brazen corners of steel? WHY, WHY CAN ONE NOT SEE THE PAIN IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, AND THEY TRUMP THE COWERING PITIES WE MERELY SHIRK OFF THE CLIFFS OF OUR UNNATURAL INSTINCTS OF TRAIL AND ERROR?
It's elementary my dear Watson:
I fight....
Because I choose to.
Thunderbolt~Thunderbolt~Thunderbolt
Stratos
Banned deucer.
"Won't even put up a good fight? Embarrassing"
Headbutt * 3
HP: 27
EN: 33
OTHER: Paralyzed (5%)
Headbutt * 3
Round 9 Start!
[img]http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/main-sprites/black-white/206.png[/img]
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
HP: 63
EN: 59
OTHER: none
VS
HP: 27
EN: 33
OTHER: Paralyzed (5%)
Arena Notes: SR (glacier)
Dumbsparce used Butthead!
crit = 9380 = n
flinch = 1410 = y
dmgR = [7+3] = 10
-5 EN
Dumbsparce used Butthead!
crit = 3619 = n
para = 9135 = n
dmgR = 10
-9 EN
Rotom used blunderbolt!
para = 1262 = n
crit = 3667 = n
para = 9929 = n
dmgD = [10+3+3] = 16
-6 EN
Dumbsparce used Butthead!
Rotom Fainted!
"Pah! You could stand there for twenty minutes droning on about hope or perseverance or whatever, but actions speak louder than words, and yours are screaming LOSER.
...........................................................................................................................wanna fuck?"
Rewards:
ME: 12 UC
Glacier: 5 CC, 6 KOC for assorted Pokemon
Machamp: 2 KOC
Rotom: 2 KOC
crit = 9380 = n
flinch = 1410 = y
dmgR = [7+3] = 10
-5 EN
Dumbsparce used Butthead!
crit = 3619 = n
para = 9135 = n
dmgR = 10
-9 EN
Rotom used blunderbolt!
para = 1262 = n
crit = 3667 = n
para = 9929 = n
dmgD = [10+3+3] = 16
-6 EN
Dumbsparce used Butthead!
Rotom Fainted!
"Pah! You could stand there for twenty minutes droning on about hope or perseverance or whatever, but actions speak louder than words, and yours are screaming LOSER.
...........................................................................................................................wanna fuck?"
Rewards:
ME: 12 UC
Glacier: 5 CC, 6 KOC for assorted Pokemon
Machamp: 2 KOC
Rotom: 2 KOC