QuentinQuonce
formerly green_typhlosion
Update 26
I sell all my remaining Ultra Balls and load up on Soda Pops and Lemonade at the Celadon Dept Store. I've already got a bunch of Revives and Max Revives as well as a few Hyper Potions and Full Restores I've picked up on the road, so I'm feeling good.
Let's do this.
I enter the first room and take on Lorelai again. She leads with Dewgong while I lead with Seadra. Knowing that this lardy blob often Rests more than anything else, I fish for flinches with Headbutt, trying to soften it up to the point where I can Dragon Rage it to death. Eventually, after it heals itself three times, I bring it to ~5% and the stupid creature uses Take Down, finishing itself off for me.
I stick with Seadra as Lorelai brings out Cloyster. Thanks to Cloyster's titanic Defence, Waterfall is the best option against it, but it retaliates by confusing me with Supersonic. Seadra hits itself repeatedly and Cloyster smacks it with Spike Cannon for an eventual KO.
I send in Rapidash hoping to put it to sleep, but I miss and Cloyster uses Clamp, incapacitating me. The attack leaves me with just a sliver of HP before releasing me, but rather than heal I decide to gamble on another Hypnosis. It works, and I strike it twice with Double Kick, knocking it out.
Next comes Slowbro. I switch to Parasect and poison it quickly as it hits with Psychic. Slowbro starts using Amnesia, but I set up Light Screen and begin using Flash over and over, intending to stall it to death. My strategy pays off - not one of its hits land, and it slowly succumbs to poison damage as I chip away with utterly ineffective Psybeams.
Lorelai sends out Jynx next. I switch Rapidash back in and heal it as Jynx uses Doubleslap. Even as a critical hit, it's not doing much. Rapidash uses Thrash and 2HKOs.
Okay, Lapras time. It's going to take more than one of my squad to bring this guy down. I start with Wigglytuff, who gets in a couple of Thunderpunches before Lapras obliterates it with Blizzard. Wukong is faster, so I use Amnesia as it fires off a Hydro Pump - and misses. I Amnesia again, narrowly tank another Hydro Pump, and strike back with Confusion next turn for the KO.
One down...
After healing, I advance to the next room and challenge Bruno. He leads with a simple Onix so I go for Aerodactyl, whose Earthquake crits and takes it down in one hit.
I switch to Wukong for his Hitmonchan. If I can get powered up with Amnesia, I can probably sweep the whole team. Bruno naively uses an X Defend and then Double Team, but I boost all the way to the max and Confusion OHKOs when it finally makes contact. His Hitmonlee goes down in similar fashion, then his Onix, and then his Machamp. Yup. Thought so.
I decide not to make things quite so easy for the next fight. I lead with Aerodactyl again as I face off against Agatha; her first Gengar survives a Flamethrower and goes for Mega Drain, but it doesn't steal enough health to prevent a second hit finishing it off. Next she sends out Golbat, which confuses me with Supersonic. I hit myself twice, giving it an opening to poison me with Toxic, but finally recover and strike back with Headbutt.
Deciding that Aerodactyl has enough fuel left in the tank to take on one more team member, I stick with it as she selects Haunter. It rather foolishly goes for Hypnosis - status don't stack, silly! - and is 2HKO'd by Flamethrower. I switch to Parasect as Arbok comes out. Hoping for a nice and simple kill, I'm dismayed when it does a massive chunk of damage with Acid then opts for Wrap the next turn, preventing me from moving. Parasect faints. Ah well, good try. I send out Rapidash and use Thrash, avoiding being paralysed by Glare.
Gengar last of all. I send Aerodactyl back out, intending to soften it up, but unexpectedly Earthquake OHKOs!
Well, this has all gone simple enough so far... let's see if Lance can put up a better fight.
I sell all my remaining Ultra Balls and load up on Soda Pops and Lemonade at the Celadon Dept Store. I've already got a bunch of Revives and Max Revives as well as a few Hyper Potions and Full Restores I've picked up on the road, so I'm feeling good.
I enter the first room and take on Lorelai again. She leads with Dewgong while I lead with Seadra. Knowing that this lardy blob often Rests more than anything else, I fish for flinches with Headbutt, trying to soften it up to the point where I can Dragon Rage it to death. Eventually, after it heals itself three times, I bring it to ~5% and the stupid creature uses Take Down, finishing itself off for me.
I stick with Seadra as Lorelai brings out Cloyster. Thanks to Cloyster's titanic Defence, Waterfall is the best option against it, but it retaliates by confusing me with Supersonic. Seadra hits itself repeatedly and Cloyster smacks it with Spike Cannon for an eventual KO.
I send in Rapidash hoping to put it to sleep, but I miss and Cloyster uses Clamp, incapacitating me. The attack leaves me with just a sliver of HP before releasing me, but rather than heal I decide to gamble on another Hypnosis. It works, and I strike it twice with Double Kick, knocking it out.
Next comes Slowbro. I switch to Parasect and poison it quickly as it hits with Psychic. Slowbro starts using Amnesia, but I set up Light Screen and begin using Flash over and over, intending to stall it to death. My strategy pays off - not one of its hits land, and it slowly succumbs to poison damage as I chip away with utterly ineffective Psybeams.
Lorelai sends out Jynx next. I switch Rapidash back in and heal it as Jynx uses Doubleslap. Even as a critical hit, it's not doing much. Rapidash uses Thrash and 2HKOs.
Okay, Lapras time. It's going to take more than one of my squad to bring this guy down. I start with Wigglytuff, who gets in a couple of Thunderpunches before Lapras obliterates it with Blizzard. Wukong is faster, so I use Amnesia as it fires off a Hydro Pump - and misses. I Amnesia again, narrowly tank another Hydro Pump, and strike back with Confusion next turn for the KO.
One down...
After healing, I advance to the next room and challenge Bruno. He leads with a simple Onix so I go for Aerodactyl, whose Earthquake crits and takes it down in one hit.
I switch to Wukong for his Hitmonchan. If I can get powered up with Amnesia, I can probably sweep the whole team. Bruno naively uses an X Defend and then Double Team, but I boost all the way to the max and Confusion OHKOs when it finally makes contact. His Hitmonlee goes down in similar fashion, then his Onix, and then his Machamp. Yup. Thought so.
I decide not to make things quite so easy for the next fight. I lead with Aerodactyl again as I face off against Agatha; her first Gengar survives a Flamethrower and goes for Mega Drain, but it doesn't steal enough health to prevent a second hit finishing it off. Next she sends out Golbat, which confuses me with Supersonic. I hit myself twice, giving it an opening to poison me with Toxic, but finally recover and strike back with Headbutt.
Deciding that Aerodactyl has enough fuel left in the tank to take on one more team member, I stick with it as she selects Haunter. It rather foolishly goes for Hypnosis - status don't stack, silly! - and is 2HKO'd by Flamethrower. I switch to Parasect as Arbok comes out. Hoping for a nice and simple kill, I'm dismayed when it does a massive chunk of damage with Acid then opts for Wrap the next turn, preventing me from moving. Parasect faints. Ah well, good try. I send out Rapidash and use Thrash, avoiding being paralysed by Glare.
Gengar last of all. I send Aerodactyl back out, intending to soften it up, but unexpectedly Earthquake OHKOs!
Well, this has all gone simple enough so far... let's see if Lance can put up a better fight.