DARKAMBER HAS RETURNED (also, Metal Bagon vs SimonSays 2v2 Doubles)

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Originally Posted by Fat SimonSays
Training Match, 2v2 Doubles
2 Day DQ
2 Recoveries/ 5 Chills
Arena: Unown Soup (or something else more exciting)
Bring what you want, I'mma be using NFE.
Accpeting Simon

Switch= INSERT FUNNY PHRASE HERE
Items= INSERT ANOTEHR FUNNY JOKE THAT MEANS NO
Abilites= None (that's right, no funny joke here)
Field Type = Neutral
Complexity = Moderate
Format = Multiples!!!
No Restrictions

The battlers are on a solid platform in the middle of a giant bowl filled with delicious broth. No move restrictions at all, because you can safely go seismetoad on the platform and there is plenty of broth to swampert your enemies with. In the soup, there is one of each letter unown floating in around aimlessly. They are all close enough to pick up, and a battler may use one action each round (they can't just use three unowns) to use any move that begins with that letter. Once an unown is used, it cannot be used again.


Bagon - Metal Salamence (M)
Nature: Quiet(Sp.Attack increased by 1; Speed reduced by 15%)

Type: Dragon
Dragon: More in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Hyper Beam and Giga Impact without losing focus.

Abilities:
Rock Head: (Innate) This Pokemon’s hard body prevents it from taking recoil damage from moves such as Double-Edge, Flare Blitz, and Head Smash.
Sheer Force (DW) (Locked): (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect.


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 43 (-) (50 / 1.15 = 43)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13

10% decrese in evasion

EC: 3/9
MC: 1
DC: 2/5

Attacks (14):
Rage
Bite
Leer
Headbutt
Focus Energy
Ember
Crunch
Protect
Zen Headbutt


Dragon Claw
Brick Break
Flamethrower


Hydro Pump
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse




Combusken - KFC (F)
Nature: Quirky (Neutral Nature)

Type: Fire/Fighting
Fire STAB: immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas..
Fighting STAB: ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.
Abilities:
Blaze: (Innate) When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33%, the base damage of any fire attack is increased by two (2). (eg Flamethrower goes from 10 to 12, Fire Blast from 12 to 14)
Speed Boost (DW) (locked): (Innate) Pokemon with this ability increase their speed as the battle progresses, boosting it one (1) stage at the end of each round at the cost of 2% of their energy. This overrides the normal drop in stats that ocurs at the end of each round (stats other than Speed are still affected).


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 55
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14


EC: 4/9
MC: 0
DC: 4/5


Attacks (18):
Scratch
Growl
Focus Energy
Ember
Double-Kick
Peck
Sand-Attack
Fire Spin


Double Team
Return
Flame Charge
Subsitute
Swords Dance
Brick Break


Agility
Flame Burst
Rock Slide


Counter



Horsea(*) Charles the Water King Dragon (M)
Nature: Quiet, +1 Special Attack /1.15 speed
Type: Water
Water STAB: Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast is slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its speed in the rain.
Sniper: (Innate) This Pokemon has deadly accuracy and strikes sensitive points, increasing its critical hit bonus from +3 to +5 on single attacks, +2 to +3 on two-hit attacks, and +1 to +2 on multi-hit attacks.
Damp (DW Locked): (Innate) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 52 (-) (60/1.15=52.17=52)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks (13):
Bubble
SmokeScreen
Leer
Water Gun
Focus Energy
BubbleBeam
Agility


Ice Beam
Surf
Waterfall


Outrage
Disable
Signal Beam




Combee (Duchess) [F]
Nature: Quiet; [Adds One (1) Rank to Special Attack; Divides Base Speed by 1.15 and gives a flat 10 point decrease in evasion, effectively adding 10 accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 95) to opponent's attacks directed at this Pokemon.]
Type: Bug/ Flying
Bug: Bug STAB; more mobility in dense brush or forest conditions. Gains an extra guaranteed attack on multi-hit moves.
Flying: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks except under the effects of Smack Down and Gravity, even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Will always hit foes with Dig (except other Flying types) and Dive. Cannot be hit by Dive unless the attacking Pokemon has a size class greater than four (4). Immune to Spikes and Toxic Spikes. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.


Abilities:
Honey Gather: (Innate) This Pokemon emits a scent of sweet honey that lowers all foes' Evasion by one (1) Stage.
Hustle (DW): (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 60 (70/1.15, rounded down)
Eva: -10%
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13


EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5


Attacks:
Sweet Scent
Gust
Bug Bite

Air Cutter
Mud Slap
Ominous Wind


Taillow (Tsar) [M]
Nature: Adamant; [Adds One (1) Rank to Attack; Subtracts One (1) Rank from Special Attack]
Type: Normal/ Flying
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Flying: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks except under the effects of Smack Down and Gravity, even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Will always hit foes with Dig (except other Flying types) and Dive. Cannot be hit by Dive unless the attacking Pokemon has a size class greater than four (4). Immune to Spikes and Toxic Spikes. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.


Abilities:
Guts: (Innate) This Pokemon is tenacious and will work ever harder when under a status condition, raising the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by two (2). Pokemon with Guts ignore the attack drop from burn.
Scrappy (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s Normal and Fighting attacks carry a special signature that can damage Ghosts, even if they have phased out.


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 85
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13


EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5


Attacks:
Peck
Growl
Focus Energy
Quick Attack
Wing Attack
Double Team

Brave Bird
Sky Attack
Steel Wing

Toxic
Facade
Fly

Moves: 12


so simon sends poke
mb sends poke and orders
simon orders

...iirc.

GO

CRUSH AND MAIM
 

"Way to take away the attention from the actual battle Darkamber."

Go Metal Salamence the Bagon and KFC the combusken!

Metal Salamence: Dragon Pulse ~ Dragon Dance ~ Dragon Pulse all @ Tailow If Applicable
SUB: If Tailow uses fly on A1 or 2 then replace that action with a Dragon Pulse + Dragon Pulse combo but if used on A 3 redirect your action to Combee.
KFC: Rock Slide ~ Swords Dance ~ Rock Slide
SUB: if Tailow flies on A 1 or 3 then replace that action with a Flame Charge @ Combee
 

"Take advantage on what can be perceived as a typo! And Duchess? This isn't looking good for you. But we have a plethora of moves available to make up for what you call a movepool."

Tsar: Toxic (Bagon) ~ Fly Up ~ Hit (Combusken)

Duchess: Sweet Scent ~ Unown H: Hurricane (Combusken) ~ Air Cutter
 
THIS WILL BE COMPLETE BY DQ

i HAD IT AND MY COMPUTER DIED.

Okay.

This time, I will update this post.

Step by step by step.

Team SimonSays


Taillow (Tsar) (M)
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 85
Ranks: 3/2/1/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: None
Other: None
Actions: Toxic (Bagon) ~ Fly Up ~ Fly Attack (Combusken)


Combee (Duchess) (F)
HP: 80 | EN: 100 | Spe: 60 (-)
Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Honey Gather
Other: None
Actions: Sweet Scent ~ Unown: Hurricane (Combusken) ~ Air Cutter

Team Metal Bagon


Bagon (Metal Salamence) (M)
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 43 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 3
Abilities: Rock Head
Other: None
Actions: Dragon Pulse ~ Dragon Pulse + Dragon Pulse


Combusken (KFC) (M)
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 55
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 14
Size: 2 | Weight: 2
Abilities: None
Other: None
Actions: Rock Slide ~ Swords Dance ~ Rock Slide

Unown: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Round 1: Comme D'habitude, Je Ne Suis Pas En Retard...Probably.

Tsar the Taillow, now known as TtT because I'm cool like that (rechristen him TstS when he grows up) sprays Metal Salamence with a deadly Toxic gas. If the Bagon really was metal, this probably wouldn't be an issue, but alas, Metal Salamence is now badly poisoned! Duchess follows up with a Sweet Scent, lowering the evasion of her opponents! As if her ability wasn't enough. Now I have to go calculate that, you stupid bug. KFC, although lulled into complacency somewhat by the alluring scent of the inner juices of bees mixed with their food and vomited up to feed their slimy, wriggling young to transform them into murderous, mindless instruments of evil, still manages to take advantage of the two's shared weakness and strike with a deadly Rock Slide! That has got to hurt. Metal Bagon follows up with some very bad breath, bathing TtT in draconic energy with a powerful Dragon Pulse.

TtT, wounded and not eager to face more of the massive punishment being given from the dragon and chicken combo, GTFOs into the sky with a Fly attack, leaving poor Duchess to fend for herself. She's doing okay, though, taking advantage of the Unown floating around and KFC's stupefaction (holy crap that's a real word i totally made it up on the spot) to blow him away with a crushing Hurricane! That has got to STING. The buffeting winds confuzzle the poor Combusken even further, confusing him! The hax gods favor the under-honeycombs, it seems, and Combusken obliges them by punching himself in the face. That seems to do the trick though, snapping him out of his confusion! Let's give three cheers to percussive maintenance. Metal Salamence launches a massive Dragon Pulse+Dragon Pulse combination at TtT, but, of course, she's already high in the air. Poor Metal Salamence, don't worry, you'll fly soon!

Swooping down like a feathered furious fighter-plane (i can't help it), TtT slams into KFC with a deadly Fly attack, colliding bird-on-bird and dealing some massive damage. Fly is so cheap. While the enemy is distracted by the sky falling on them, Duchess blasts another part of it at them, shaping it into blades with some form of magic and her stupid-looking wings in an Air Cutter! Reeling from the blow, KFC still returns fire with another massive Rock Slide. Lucky both of his opponents are hampered by an avalanche for now, because Metal Salamence isn't doing much, just sitting around catching his breath and dying of poison.


Taillow (Tsar) (M)
HP: 65 | EN: 79 | Spe: 85
Ranks: 3/2/1/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: None
Other: None


Combee (Duchess) (F)
HP: 46 | EN: 86 | Spe: 60 (-)
Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Honey Gather
Other: None

Team Metal Bagon


Bagon (Metal Salamence) (M)
HP: 77 | EN: 63 | Spe: 43 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 3
Abilities: Rock Head
Other: -1 Evasion, Toxic (2)


Combusken (KFC) (M)
HP: 26 | EN: 85 | Spe: 55
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 14
Size: 2 | Weight: 2
Abilities: None
Other: -1 Evasion

Unown: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Taillow Toxic v Bagon = (7 Energy)
Combee Sweet Scent = (4 Energy)
Combusken Rock Slide v Combee = (6 + 1.5) * 2.25 = (17 Damage, 6 Energy)
Combusken Rock Slide v Taillow = (6 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (11 Damage)
Bagon Dragon Pulse v Taillow = (8 + 3 + 1.5 = (13 Damage, 5 Energy)
Toxic v Bagon (1 Damage)

Taillow Evasive Fly (14 Energy)
Combee Hurricane v Combusken = (12 + 3 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (25 Damage, 7 Energy)
Combusken derp v Combusken = 4 + 1.5 = (6 Damage, 3 Energy)
Bagon Dragon Pulse + Dragon Pulse = Miss, (32 Energy)
Toxic v Bagon (1 Damage)

Taillow Fly v Combusken = (8 + 3 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (19 Damage)
Combee Air Cutter v Combusken = (5 + 3 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (14 Damage, 3 Energy)
Combee Air Cutter v Bagon = 5 + 3 + 1.5 = (10 Damage)
Combusken Rock Slide v Combee = (6 + 1.5) * 2.25 = (17 Damage, 6 Energy)
Combusken Rock Slide v Taillow = (6 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (11 Damage)
Toxic v Bagon (1 Damage)

Taillow: -35 HP, -21 Energy
Combee: -34 HP, -14 Energy
Bagon: -13 HP, -37 Energy
Combusken: -64 HP, -15 Energy


Good fucking god that's over.

SimonSays go.
 
58 minutes and counting. dun dun dun.

Awesome! My team name gets size 7 font, caps and underlined! Now just make SS's size one, white and everything in lower caps that would be great. :)
 

"Ohh, you silly disrespectful flightless helmeted iron-dragon. We're about to break your chicken."

Tsar: Brave Bird (Combusken) ~ Sky Attack (Bagon) ~ Brave Bird (Bagon)

Duchess: Air Cutter (Until Combusken Faints) ~ Sweet Scent ~ Unown Z: Zap Cannon (Bagon)
IF Unown Z is unavailable, use Unown B: Bug Buzz
 
I'm on my iPod now so no flavor for my actions.

Bagon: Unown D: Discharge ~ Flamethrower x2 @ Combee
SUB: If Combee is KOed then replace A2 and A3 with Dragon Pulse @ tailow
Comusken: Unown P: Protect ~ Rock Slide x2

PS: lol at SS's comments and thanks darkamber for not even giving him a title in the post-round XD
 
No joke, my computer crashed and everything was destroyed.

Again.

Well, here goes.

Team Metal Bagon


Taillow (Tsar) (M)
HP: 65 | EN: 79 | Spe: 85
Ranks: 3/2/1/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: None
Other: None
Actions: Brave Bird (Combusken) ~ Sky Attack (Bagon) ~ Brave Bird (Bagon)


Combee (Duchess) (F)
HP: 46 | EN: 86 | Spe: 60 (-)
Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Honey Gather
Other: None
Actions: Air Cutter ~ Air Cutter / Sweet Scent ~ Air Cutter / Unown: Zap Cannon

Team Metal Bagon


Bagon (Metal Salamence) (M)
HP: 77 | EN: 63 | Spe: 43 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 3
Abilities: Rock Head
Other: -1 Evasion, Toxic (2)
Actions: Unown: Discharge ~ Flamethrower (Combee) ~ Dragon Pulse (Taillow) / Flamethrower (Combee)


Combusken (KFC) (M)
HP: 26 | EN: 85 | Spe: 55
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 14
Size: 2 | Weight: 2
Abilities: None
Other: -1 Evasion
Actions: Unown: Protect ~ Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide

Unown: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Round 2: Scrap Metal Bagon

Throwing up an Unown: Protect, KFC narrowly avoids a premature spanking from a dual Brave Bird and Air Cutter assault. Metal Salamence is buffeted with the splash damage, but he isn't out of the fight, summoning the power of an ancient pokemon to fire off a deadly Unown: Discharge, blasting his opponents with a radiating wave of electricity.

TtT, deciding to turn to someone easier to pick on, starts glowing with energy in preparation for a powerful assault. Duchess Air Cutters again, but Metal Bagon's had enough of her, firing off another deadly Rock Slide and Flamethrower at the poor thing.

And it lives through it with one HP.

OH FUCK.

Anyway, TtT slams into Metal Salamence with a powerful Sky Attack, dealing stupidly OP amounts of damage. That move is bs.

He follows up with a Brave Bird, too. I would hate to be on the receiving end of that thing. Duchess. KOs KFC (ONE FUCKING HP) with a final Air Cutter before being KO'd herself from a second Flamethrower from Metal Salamence.

Wow.


Taillow (Tsar) (M)
HP: 43 | EN: 56 | Spe: 85
Ranks: 3/2/1/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: None
Other: None


Combee (Duchess) (F)
HP: 0 | EN: 0 | Spe: 60 (-)
Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Honey Gather
Other: None

Team Metal Bagon


Bagon (Metal Salamence) (M)
HP: 6 | EN: 39 | Spe: 43 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 3
Abilities: Rock Head
Other: -1 Evasion, Toxic (3)


Combusken (KFC) (M)
HP: 0 | EN: 0 | Spe: 55
Ranks: 3/2/3/2 | Total: 14
Size: 2 | Weight: 2
Abilities: None
Other: -1 Evasion

Unown: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Combusken Protect (16 Energy)
Taillow Brave Bird v Combusken (7 Energy)
Combee Air Cutter v Combusken (3 Energy)
Combee Air Cutter v Bagon = 5 + 3 + 1.5 = (10 Damage)
Bagon Discharge v Taillow = (6 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (11 Damage, 6 Energy)
Bagon Discharge v Combee = (6 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (11 Damage)
Toxic v Bagon (2 Damage)

Combee Air Cutter v Combusken = (5 + 3 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (14 Damage, 7 Energy)
Combee Air Cutter v Bagon = 5 + 3 + 1.5 = (10 Damage)
Combusken Rock Slide v Combee = (6 + 1.5) * 2.25 = (17 Damage, 6 Energy)
Combusken Rock Slide v Taillow = (6 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (11 Damage)
Bagon Flamethrower v Combee = (10 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (17 Damage, 7 Energy)
Taillow Sky Attack v Bagon = 14 + 3 + 1.5 = (19 Damage, 9 Energy)
Toxic v Bagon (2 Damage)

Taillow Brave Bird v Bagon = 10 + 1 + 3 + 1.5 = (16 Damage, 7 Energy, 5 Recoil)
Combee Air Cutter v Combusken = (5 + 3 + 1.5) * 1.5 = (12 Damage, 11 Energy)
Combee Air Cutter v Bagon = 5 + 3 + 1.5 = (10 Damage)
Bagon Flamethrower v Combee (1 Damage, 11 Energy)
Toxic v Bagon (2 Damage)

Taillow: -22 HP, -23 Energy
Combee: -46 HP, is dead
Combusken: -26 HP, is dead
-Bagon: -71 HP, -24 Energy


mb go
 

"Even if you don't pick me off turn ne, I've lost. May as well try though."

Unown R: Recover ~ Dragon Claw ~ Dragon Pulse
SUB: If Unown R is used by Tailow A1 THEN use Unown S: Synthesis instead.
 
Round 3: This Doesn't Deserve Format

Bagon couldn't recover and subsequently died.

Trainers get 2 TC.
Pokemon get 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC.
Combee, Bagon, and Taillow get 1 KOC.
I get 4 RC.

GG.
 
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