Exclaimer and Toon in "Time to Play Rough!"

[Iron Caliber]

GOOOOOOOOD EVENING, ASB F--wait, really? We're on air this late at night? But this is an LC battle! What? What do you mean there's no more time slots? No one in their right mind is going to be tuning in at one-o'clock in the morn--*bzzt*

...

Okay, we're back! Time for some...unexpected...late night programming.

Open Challenge
3v3 LC Training Match Doubles
2 Day DQ
All Abilities
Training Items
3 Substitutions
Switch=KO
Mega Evolutions: 0
ASB Arena

It's been quite a while since we've seen doubles done outside of tournaments, and of the LC variety, no less. Oh well, there's no helping it. Let's go ahead and introduce the Pokemon who will be battling tonight (though they must be incredibly tired).

On Exclaimer's side:

July (Chimchar)

Chimchar [♀] [July]
Types: Fire
Abilities: Blaze / Iron Fist (✘)
Nature: Naive (+Speed, +Accuracy, -Special Defense)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 2
SpD: 1 (-)
Spe: 71 (+17% Accuracy)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5
Attacks:
Counter
Dig
Ember
Encore
Fake Out
Fire Blast
Flame Wheel
Focus Punch
Fury Swipes
Grass Knot
Leer
Nasty Plot
Protect
Scratch
Substitute
Taunt
Thunder Punch
Torment

Sabre (Snugglow)

Sabre aspires to become a legendary battler along the likes of King Arthur, Alexander, and fictonal characters such as Hercules. Elizabeth is inspired by his initiative and eagerness, but has her doubts about whether he can realize that dream.

♪♪♪

Snugglow [♂] [Sabre]
Types: Electric/Poison
Abilities: Storm Drain / Vital Spirit / Telepathy (✘)
Nature: Modest (+ Special Attack, - Attack)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 3
Spe: 70
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 16
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5
Attacks:
Acid
Clear Smog
Dazzling Gleam
Encore
Haze
Poison Sting
Protect
Signal Beam
Shock Wave
Sludge Bomb
Substitute
Supersonic
Thunderbolt
Thunder Shock
Thunder Wave
Water Pulse
Wide Guard

Zenith (Venonat)

Zenith is the only of Elizabeth's Pokemon that doesn't have a mental link with Elizabeth. As such, her trainer struggles to understand the emotions of the bug Pokemon, and Zenith feels very alienated. However, Aftae and Mestie are both trying to help her achieve that link.

♪♪♪

Venonat [♀] [Zenith]
Types: Bug/Poison
Abilities: Compound Eyes / Tinted Lens / Run Away (✘)
Nature: Modest (+ Special Attack, - Attack
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 2
SpA: 3 (+)
SpD: 2
Spe: 45
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 1/6
MC: 4
AC: 1/5
Attacks:
Agility
Confusion
Disable
Foresight
Giga Drain
Leech Life
Poison Powder
Psybeam
Signal Beam
Skill Swap
Sludge Bomb
Solar Beam
Stun Spore
Substitute
Supersonic
Tackle
Toxic
Toxic Spikes
Venoshock

And on Toon's side:

Dimentio | Mime Jr.

Mime Jr. [♂] Dimentio
Nature: Bold (+1 Def, -1 Atk)
Type:

Abilities: Soundproof/Filter/Technician (‽)
Stats:
HP: 80
Atk: 0 (-)
Def: 3 (+)
SpA: 3
SpD: 3
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Attacks

Double Slap
Fake Out
Wake-Up Slap

Confusion
Future Sight
Infeastation
Psybeam
Shadow Ball
Thunderbolt

Barrier
Copycat
Encore
Hypnosis
Light Screen
Meditate
Mimic
Protect
Reflect
Tickle
Torment
Trick

XX|XX Moves

Chun-Li the Meditite

Meditite [♀] Chun-Li
Nature: Jolly
Type: Fighting / Psychic
Nature: Jolly (+15% Speed, +11% Accuracy, -1 SpA)
Abilities: Pure Power/Telepathy (H)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2 [4 Huge Power]
Def: 2
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 2
Spe: 69 [+11% Accuracy] (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12 [14 Huge Power]
EC: 1/6
MC: 3
AC: 3/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Bide
Meditate
Confusion
Detect
Endure
Feint
Force Palm
Hidden Power (Ground)
Calm Mind
Mind Reader
Swagger

Egg
Fake Out
Bullet Punch
Psycho Cut
Thunder Punch
Guard Swap

TM/HM
Poison Jab
Protect
Rock Slide
Return
Low Sweep

Rainman | Dratini

Dratini [♂] Rainman
Nature: Rash (+1 SpA, -1 SpD)
Type:

Abilities: Shed Skin/Marvel Scale (‽)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 3
Def: 2
SpA: 3 (+)
SpD: 1 (-)
Spe: 50
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Attacks

Aqua Jet
Dragon Rush
Extreme Speed
Iron Tail
Slam
Wrap

Dragon Rage
Flamethrower
Ice Beam
Thunderbolt
Twister

Agility
Dragon Dance
Leer
Protect
Thunder Wave
Toxic

XX|XX Moves

Here's how this match will begin:
Exclaimer sends out their Pokemon and designates their items.
Toon sends out their Pokemon, designates their items, and orders.
Exclaimer orders.
Reffing begins!

 

[Exclaimer]

@ Exp Share

< Wait. Cameras? YES! ON TV, HEELLLLL YEEAAAHH!! >

@ Exp Share

< please don't. >

 

[Toon]

#Lucky
Dratini Flamethrower (Venomat) -> Flamethrower (Venomat) -> Flamethrower (Venomat)
IF Venomat under the effects of p/e THEN Thunderbolt (Chimchar) first instance, Aqua Jet (Chimchar) second instance, Thunderbolt (Chimchar) Third instance
IF you're under the effects of torment when you are to act AND you have used flamethrower in the previous action THEN Twister first instance, flamethrower (Venomat) second instance

#Amulet
MimeJr Psybeam (Venomat) -> Confusion (Venomat) -> Psybeam (Venomat)
IF chimchar use chill A1 THEN Trick (Chimchar) and push back
IF Chimchar use dig when you are to target it THEN Light Screen first instance, Reflect Second instance
IF Venomat under the effects of P/E THEN future sight (Venomat) first instance, future sight (Chimchar) second instance, Thunderbolt (Chimchar) Third instance

 

[Exclaimer]

Chill -- Encore (Mime Jr) -- Fire Blast (Mime Jr)

Toxic (Mime Jr) -- Venoshock (Mime Jr) -- Venoshock (Mime Jr)

 

[Iron Caliber]

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Zenith [Venonat] (F)
@ Exp. Share \ Exp. Share
Type: Fire \ Bug / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Compound Eyes/Tinted Lens
Stats: 2/2/2/1/71 \ 1/2/3/2/45
HP: 90 \ 90
EN: 100 \ 100
Status: N/A \ N/A
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AAO)
vs.
(AAO) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Dimentio [Mime. Jr] (M)
@ Lucky Egg \ Amulet Coin
Type: Dragon / Psychic / Fairy
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Soundproof/Filter
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ 0/3/3/3/60
HP: 90 \ 80
EN: 100 \ 100
Status: N/A \ N/A
Boosts: None \ None​

=====ROUND 1=====

Courtyard Colosseum

Are you KIDDING ME? Not only do we have the "middle of the night" time slot, but we're fighting HERE? This has to be some kind of mistake.

[ ✌ ✌☹⚐ ☟☜☼☜ ☼☜☞☞☠☝ ❄⚐✌✡]

And YOU'RE my reffing partner. Great. You know no one can understand you, right?

[☟⚐ ☼☜ ✌ ☹✡ ❄☼✡☠☝ ✡ ☜❄]

Well, no matter what kind of insufferable, awful planning got us here, someone has to ref this battle. The show must go on, as they always say. Doubles are a bit harder to determine matchup-wise, because sometimes, typing just doesn't matter when your opponents gang up on you and KO you in one round. I'm not sure if that will happen here, but it's always a possibility.

July starts off this intense battle with--chilling? That's weird. Dimentio follows up with Trick, switching his item with July's. This must have been some sort of pre-meditated exchange. How cute, baby Pokemon being so nice to each other. It almost makes me forget we're fighting outside a creepy castle. Rainman isn't fond of all of these nice exchanges, though; he starts to lay on damage with Flamethrower, singing Zenith pretty well. Zenith responds by lobbing a ball of Toxic fluids at Dimentio, who really doesn't appreciate it.

The feisty Chimchar, continuing her friendly engagement, gives Dimentio an Encore, which forces him to Trick again, switching those items back to their original owners. They sure are having a good time over there...Rainman clearly must be jealous, so he shoots another Flamethrower at Zenith, which results in a painful burn. Zenith coalesces her poisons into a fierce Venoshock, which rattles Dimentio for great damage!

Looks like July's done playing around and wants to turn up the heat! A huge Fire Blast hits Dimentio spot on! Poor little guy, being betrayed like that. He's still forced to Trick again, too, remembering the good times with a tear in his eye, when he wasn't poisoned and covered in fire, and July was smiling and having fun. Now, she's nothing but pain and broken promises. Rainman doesn't care about all that drama, though. He doesn't really care about anything besides hitting Zenith with more Flamethrowers. To his credit, it's working pretty well. What's also working well is Zenith's Venoshock. Dimentio is just...not having a good day...

Sheesh, I really feel bad for him...can we, like...prepare a nice bed for him when this is all over? And maybe some therapy?

Boring Math

speed order: chimchar -> mime jr. -> dratini -> venonat

action 1

chimchar chilled out! +0 EN

mime jr. used trick! -6 EN
chimchar obtained 1 amulet coin!
mime jr. obtained 1 exp. share!

dratini used flamethrower! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 2318 NO
it's super effective!
((9 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to venonat
effect check =<1000, 4466 NO

venonat used toxic! -6 EN
accuracy check N/A
mime jr. was badly poisoned!

mime jr. was hurt by poison! -1 HP

action 2

chimchar used encore! -10 EN
mime jr. received an encore!

mime jr. used trick! -6 EN
chimchar received 1 exp. share!
mime jr. receieved 1 amulet coin!

dratini used flamethrower! -11 EN
crit check =<625, 4859 NO
it's super effective!
((9 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to venonat
effect check =<1000, 840 YES
venonat was burned!

venonat used venoshock! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 6760 NO
it's super effective!
((13 + 3 + 4.5 - 2 - 4.5) * 1.5) = 21 damage to mime jr.

mime jr. was hurt by poison! -1 HP
venonat was hurt by its burn! -2 HP

action 3

chimchar used fire blast! -7 EN
accuracy check N/A
crit check =<625, 653 NO
((11 + 3 + 3 - 4.5) * 1) = 12.5 damage to mime jr.
effect check =<1000, 4008 NO

mime jr. used trick! -6 EN
chimchar received 1 amulet coin!
mime jr. received 1 exp. share!

dratini used flamethrower! -15 EN
crit check =<625, 3881 NO
it's super effective!
((9 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to venonat

venonat used venoshock! -11 EN
crit check =<625, 1123 NO
it's super effective!
((13 + 3 + 4.5 - 2 - 4.5) * 1.5) = 21 damage to mime jr.

mime jr. was hurt by poison! -1 HP
venonat was hurt by its burn! -2 HP

chimchar: -0 HP, -17 EN
mime jr: -58 HP, -18 EN
dratini: -0 HP, -33 EN
venonat: -51 HP, -24 EN

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Zenith [Venonat] (F)
@ Exp. Share \ Exp. Share
Type: Fire \ Bug / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Compound Eyes/Tinted Lens
Stats: 2/2/2/1/71 \ 1/2/3/2/45
HP: 90 \ 39
EN: 73 \ 76
Status: N/A \ Burned
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AAO)
vs.
(AAO) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Dimentio [Mime. Jr] (M)
@ Lucky Egg \ Amulet Coin
Type: Dragon / Psychic / Fairy
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Soundproof/Filter
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ 0/3/3/3/60
HP: 90 \ 22
EN: 67 \ 82
Status: N/A \ Toxic Poison [2 DPA]
Boosts: None \ None​

Exclaimer orders first next round, then Toon gets to follow up.​

 

[Exclaimer]

< Well... I at least thought I was having fun... >

Fake Out (Mime Jr.) -- Fury Swipes (Dratini) -- Fury Swipes (Dratini)

If Mime Jr. uses P/E, Fury Swipes (Dratini) and push back actions and substitutions.
If Mime Jr. uses Fake Out in a combination A1, use Fire Blast (Mime Jr.) and use Fake Out (Dratini) a2.

If Mime Jr. is KO'ed when Chimchar would act, use Fury Swipes (Dratini).

< not having fun at all >

Venoshock (Mime Jr.) -- Toxic (Dratini) -- Venoshock (Dratini)

If Mime Jr. uses P/E, Toxic (Dratini) and push back actions, replacing all future instances of Toxic with Venoshock (Dratini).
If Mime Jr. uses Fake Out in a combination targeting Venonat, push back actions.

 

[Toon]

It worked once, It'll work again

MimeJr Dodge -> Fake Out (Venonat) -> Future Sight (Venonat)

Dratini Thunder Wave (Chimchar) -> Flamethrower (Venonat) -> Flamethrower (Venonat)
IF Mimejr takes damage from Venoshock A1 THEN Protect a2

 

[Iron Caliber]

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Zenith [Venonat] (F)
@ Exp. Share \ Exp. Share
Type: Fire \ Bug / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Compound Eyes/Tinted Lens
Stats: 2/2/2/1/71 \ 1/2/3/2/45
HP: 90 \ 39
EN: 73 \ 76
Status: N/A \ Burned
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AAO)
vs.
(AAO) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Dimentio [Mime. Jr] (M)
@ Lucky Egg \ Amulet Coin
Type: Dragon / Psychic / Fairy
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Soundproof/Filter
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ 0/3/3/3/60
HP: 90 \ 22
EN: 67 \ 82
Status: N/A \ Toxic Poison [2 DPA]
Boosts: None \ None​

=====ROUND 2=====

Courtyard Colosseum

Brutal status conditions, painful altercation, nefarious betrayal...this isn't the happy-go-lucky LC battle I thought it was going to be. Maybe the spooky courtyard IS a good area for this fight...

[❄☟☜ ✞⚐☠☜ ⚐☞ ✌❄❄☹☜ ⚐☼☼❄ ☜✞☜☠ ❄☟☜ ✡⚐☠☝]

I have no idea what you said, but I probably agree with you.

[✡ ⚐ ☠☞☠❄☜]

With the heart-breaking treachery of last round still fresh in our minds, we move on to what will most likely be two Pokemon going down. Let's see what sparks fly this round!

Dimentio has been broken, his heart shattered, his spirits down. He doesn't even want to attack anymore, he can only Dodge his inevitable fate. And despite this, his efforts weren't enough. July comes in fast with a Fake Out, disrupting his concentration, and making him deeply remember the dark extent of this betrayal. The terror on his face, the sadistic glee on hers...it's painful to watch. But, hey! Rainman hits July with a Thunder Wave, paralyzing her and...making that face permanent...sheesh...Even Zenith gets in on the action, and despite Dimentio's truest efforts, this Venoshock hits dead center, and Dimentio goes down.

Now that the soap opera is over, Rainman goes back to what he does best: using Flamethrower on Zenith. It hurts, but the little bug is still hanging in there. Speaking of that, Zenith lobs a Toxic at Rainman this time, badly poisoning the poor Dratini. Payback is payback, I guess. July comes through her paralysis and claws at Rainman with Fury Swipes, hitting a lot of times. There's no end to her anger, huh?

Guess what? Rainman used Flamethrower again. This time, though, it hits critically, and Zenith couldn't take it this time, so she's down as well! This leaves July and Rainman to face off alone, and what better way to re-affirm this than with another Fury Swipes, which hits for average damage.

With both Dimentio and Zenith down, both trainers need replacements. July has a crippling Speed loss from paralysis, while Rainman is poisoned, so there's really no clear indicator of who's coming out on top of this matchup. On with the show!

Boring Math

speed order: chimchar -> mime jr. -> dratini -> venonat

action 1

mime jr. used dodge! -5 EN
40 + (60-71) = 29 accuracy debuff to chimchar
40 + (60-45) = 55 accuracy debuff to venonat

chimchar used fake out! -4 EN
accuracy check =<8800, 8474 YES
crit check =<625, 3460 NO
((4 + 3 - 4.5) * 1) = 2.5 damage to mime jr.

dratini used thunder wave! -7 EN
chimchar was paralyzed! [25%]

NEW SPEED ORDER: mime jr. -> dratini -> venonat -> chimchar

venonat used venoshock! -15 EN
accuracy check =<4500, 185 YES
crit check =<625, 8050 NO
it's super effective!
((13 + 3 + 4.5 - 2 - 4.5) * 1.5) = 21 damage to mime jr.
mime jr. fainted!

venonat was hurt by its burn! -2 HP

action 2

dratini used flamethrower! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 9565 NO
it's super effective!
((9 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to venonat

venonat used toxic! -6 EN
accuracy check N/A
dratini was badly poisoned! [1 DPA]

full para =<2500, 3366 NO
chimchar used fury swipes! -4 EN
accuracy check =<9700, 7115 YES
hit 2=<2500, 3=<5000, 4=<7500, 5=<10000
8862, 5 times!
crit checks =<625, 1314 9495 2191 1045 4841 NO [5]
((10 + 3 - 3) * 1) = 10 damage to dratini

dratini was hurt by poison! -1 HP
venonat was hurt by its burn! -2 HP

action 3

dratini used flamethrower! -11 EN
crit check =<625, 63 YES
it's super effective!
((9 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5) = 20.25 damage to venonat
venonat fainted!

full para =<2500, 8369 NO
chimchar used fury swipes! -8 EN
accuracy check =<9700, 304 YES
hit 2=<2500, 3=<5000, 4=<7500, 5=<10000
6702, 4 times!
crit checks =<625, 2343 4688 904 7301 NO [4]
((8 + 3 - 3) * 1) = 8 damage to dratini

dratini was hurt by poison! -1 HP

post-round

shed skin check =<3333, 6130 NO

chimchar: -0 HP, -16 EN
mime jr: -23 HP, -5 EN
dratini: -20 HP, -25 EN
venonat: -40 HP, -21 EN

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Zenith [Venonat] (F)
@ Exp. Share \ Exp. Share
Type: Fire \ Bug / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Compound Eyes/Tinted Lens
Stats: 2/2/2/1/[17] \ 1/2/3/2/45
HP: 90 \ Victim
EN: 57 \ Of
Status: Paralyzed [20%] \ Fiery
Boosts: +17% Acc \ Retribution

Exclaimer (AXO)
vs.
(AXO) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Dimentio [Mime. Jr] (M)
@ Lucky Egg \ Amulet Coin
Type: Dragon / Psychic / Fairy
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Soundproof/Filter
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ 0/3/3/3/60
HP: 70 \ Victim
EN: 42 \ Of
Status: Toxic Poison [2 DPA] \ Heartless
Boosts: None \ Betrayal
​

Toon gives an item to Meditite, gets psychiatric help for Dimentio, and orders
Exclaimer gives an item to Snugglow, reinforces July's behavior, and orders​

 

[Iron Caliber]

EDIT: NEVER MIND, THE CORGI'S WORD IS LAW.

13:28 dogfish44 "takes damage" isn't quite doable - you'd have to specify the relevant HP. Probably worth making a sub clause for?
13:28 dogfish44 As in, in the 'suggest a sub clause' thread
13:28 Caliber wait
13:29 Caliber so it's not legal?
13:29 dogfish44 but then you have a sableye who can potentially make the sub "IF you take damage THEN Metal Burst [Stall]".
13:29 Caliber i have to undo the math i just un-did?
13:29 dogfish44 Right now I'd say it's not legal.
13:29 dogfish44 ... sorry :<
13:29 Caliber slams head into wall

 

[Toon]

Not to self, change meditite to hasty

#Share
Meditite Rock Slide -> Psycho Cut (Snugglow) -> Rock Slide
IF Encore THEN Dodge and push back, non consecutive
IF Counter AND you are to use rock slide THEN Psycho cut (Snugglow) instead, push back
IF Wide Guard THEN Psycho Cut (Snugglow) and push back

Dratini Dragon Rush (Snugglow) -> Flamethrower (Snugglow) -> Dragon Rush (Snugglow)
IF Focus Punch AND Chimchar is not behind a subtitute THEN Aqua Jet (Chimchar) and push back

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Exclaimer]

< The Meditite... not so much... >

Dig (Dratini) -- Fire Blast (Meditite) -- Dig (Dratini)

If Dratini is KO'ed, then redirect to Meditite.

@ Lucky Egg

< Woah... that dragon is REALLY cute! >

Dazzling Gleam -- Dazzling Gleam -- Dazzling Gleam

 

[Iron Caliber]

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Sabre [Snugglow] (M)
@ Exp. Share \ Lucky Egg
Type: Fire \ Electric / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Storm Drain/Vital Spirit
Stats: 2/2/2/1/[17] \ 1/3/4/3/70
HP: 90 \ 90
EN: 57 \ 100
Status: Paralyzed [20%] \ N/A
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AXA)
vs.
(AXA) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Chun-Li [Meditite] (F)
@ Lucky Egg \ Exp. Share
Type: Dragon / Fighting / Psychic
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Pure Power
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ [4]/2/1/2/69
HP: 70 \ 90
EN: 42 \ 100
Status: Toxic Poison [2 DPA] \ N/A
Boosts: None \ +11% Acc​

=====ROUND 3=====

Courtyard Colosseum

Well, here we are, with two fresh new Pokemon thrown into the battle! Meditite sure is liking her chances against that Snugglow! Doomsday, what do you think?

[✡☟❄✡☜ ⚐☜⚐☠ ✌☼☜ ☜☼⚐☼ ✌☠ ☹☹ ☠☟☜☼❄ ❄☟☜ ☜✌☼❄☟ ☟☜☠ ❄☟☜ ☟✌☠ ❄☟☜☼ ✌☠ ☜]

...Well said!

Both sides send out their final Pokemon: Elizabeth has her trusty Snugglow, Sabre, and Toon has his favorite [4]6HP, Chun-Li! What? What do you mean no one's going to get that? Who cares, I'm rolling with it.

Sabre really digs how Rainman looks, and he shows his undying love and appreciating by blinding the Dratini (and his partner) with a Dazzling Gleam. You may want to hold out on blowing this much energy at once if you want to get anywhere, Sabre--what? Of course I can say that, do you know what time it is? Anyway, it hurts both of Toon's Pokemon pretty badly, since they're both weak to it. Chun-Li responds with a spread move of her own--Rock Slide--which tumbles down and causes July to flinch! I'm not sure if Rainman is affectionate or not with that Dragon Rush, but it hit critically, and hurt regardless.

Sabre once again dazzles the audience (and tries to win Rainman's heart) with his gleam. Instead, it just causes eye spots and burning. Chun-Li focuses her psychic energy into a...

KIKOKEN!
Err, Psycho Cut. Yeah, that. Sabre isn't too fond of the damage he's taking, that's for sure. Rainman sneaks in a Flamethrower to do some mediocre damage to Sabre, and July sneaks in a Fire Blast to sear Chun-Li.

That Snugglow sure loves showing off his Dazzling Gleam. This is the third time, and Rainman is probably going to faint before he can return Sabre's love. Chun-Li is hurting, too, so she slams the ground and causes another Rock Slide, and once again, July flinches from the impact. How unfortunate! Perhaps this is karma for her awful betrayal against Dimentio? Rainman gets one more Dragon Rush off before the round ends, putting some solid damage on.

With both of Toon's Pokemon low and more spread move spam at Exclaimer's disposal, the situation becomes rather dire. How can Toon respond to all of this damage?

Boring Math

speed order: snugglow -> meditite -> dratini -> chimchar

action 1

snugglow used dazzling gleam! -6 EN
meditite crit check =<625, 7398 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 13.5 damage to meditite

dratini crit check =<625, 2262 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to dratini

meditite used rock slide! -6 EN
snugglow crit check =<625, 8142 NO
((6 + 6 - 4.5) * 1) = 7.5 damage to snugglow

chimchar crit check =<625, 3042 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 13.5 damage to chimchar
effect check =<3000, 85 YES

dratini used dragon rush! -6 EN
accuracy check =<7500, 799 YES
crit check =<625, 338 YES
critical hit!
((10 + 3 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) = 16 damage to snugglow

chimchar flinched!

dratini was hurt by poison! -2 HP

action 2

snugglow used dazzling gleam! -10 EN
meditite crit check =<625, 1198 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 13.5 damage to meditite

dratini crit check =<625, 7245 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to dratini

meditite used psycho cut! -4 EN
crit check =<1250, 6104 NO
it's super effective!
((7 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) = 17.25 damage to snugglow

dratini used flamethrower! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 9099 NO
((9 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) = 9 damage to snugglow
effect check =<1000, 2437 NO

full para =<2000, 7442 NO
chimchar used fire blast! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 9645 NO
((11 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1) = 14 damage to meditite
effect check =<1000, 1496 NO

dratini was hurt by poison! -2 HP

action 3

snugglow used dazzling gleam! -14 EN
meditite crit check =<625, 2623 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 13.5 damage to meditite

dratini crit check =<625, 7886 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5) = 15.75 damage to dratini

meditite used rock slide! -6 EN
snugglow crit check =<625, 4361 NO
((6 + 6 - 4.5) * 1) = 7.5 damage to snugglow

chimchar crit check =<625, 8561 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 13.5 damage to chimchar
effect check =<3000, 832 YES

dratini used dragon rush! -7 EN
accuracy check =<7500, 3882 YES
crit check =<625, 4787 NO
((10 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) = 13 damage to snugglow

chimchar flinched!

dratini was hurt by poison! -2 HP

post-round

shed skin check =<3333, 5820 NO

snugglow: -70 HP, -30 EN
meditite: -41 HP, -16 EN
dratini: -53 HP, -21 EN
chimchar: -27 HP, -7 EN

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Sabre [Snugglow] (M)
@ Exp. Share \ Lucky Egg
Type: Fire \ Electric / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Storm Drain/Vital Spirit
Stats: 2/2/2/1/[17] \ 1/3/4/3/70
HP: 63 \ 20
EN: 50 \ 70
Status: Paralyzed [15%] \ N/A
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AXA)
vs.
(AXA) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Chun-Li [Meditite] (F)
@ Lucky Egg \ Exp. Share
Type: Dragon / Fighting / Psychic
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Pure Power
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ [4]/2/1/2/69
HP: 17 \ 37
EN: 21 \ 84
Status: Toxic Poison [3 DPA] \ N/A
Boosts: None \ +11% Acc
​

Exclaimer orders first next round, then Toon gets to follow up.​

 

[Exclaimer]

< Totally forgot I had this debilitating paralysis... >

Fire Blast (Meditite) -- Fire Blast (Meditite) -- Fire Blast (Meditite)

If Meditite is KO'ed, use Fury Swipes (Dratini).
If Meditite is under the effects of P/E, use Fury Swipes (Dratini).
If Dratini uses Extreme Speed and is under the effects of P/E, then Encore (Meditite) and push back actions.

< Aw, are you almost done already? Actually, I am too, we should totally take a nap together. >

Dazzling Gleam -- Dazzling Gleam -- Dazzling Gleam

If Dratini uses Extreme Speed in a combo directed at Snugglow, then Protect and push back actions. [once]
If Meditite uses Fake Out directed at Snugglow, and Snugglow has not used Protect the previous action, then Protect and push back actions. [once]

 

[Toon]

Meditite Feint (snugglow) -> Rock Slide -> Rock Slide

Dratini Extremespeed+Dragon Rush (snugglow) -> CD -> Toxic (Chimchar)

 

[Iron Caliber]

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Sabre [Snugglow] (M)
@ Exp. Share \ Lucky Egg
Type: Fire \ Electric / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Storm Drain/Vital Spirit
Stats: 2/2/2/1/[17] \ 1/3/4/3/70
HP: 63 \ 20
EN: 50 \ 70
Status: Paralyzed [15%] \ N/A
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AXA)
vs.
(AXA) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Chun-Li [Meditite] (F)
@ Lucky Egg \ Exp. Share
Type: Dragon / Fighting / Psychic
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Pure Power
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ [4]/2/1/2/69
HP: 17 \ 37
EN: 21 \ 84
Status: Toxic Poison [3 DPA] \ N/A
Boosts: None \ +11% Acc​

=====ROUND 4=====

Courtyard Colosseum

Things aren't looking so good for Toon! He's going to need a miracle if he wants to get out of this...

[✡☟❄✡☜ ⚐☜⚐☠ ✌☠☠⚐❄ ☹⚐☜ ❄☟ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡]

Uhh...are you okay?

[☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡ ☟☜☼☜✡]

I'm just going to...step away from Doomsday for a while...

Here we are in another exciting round of this doubles match! Here, July the Chimchar and Sabre the Snugglow face off against Rainman the Dratini and Chun-Li the Meditite! Toon's side looks pretty beat up, but they're still pressing on. Sabre still can't take his eyes off Rainman...

As he senses an Extreme Speed coming, Sabre Protects himself, but the barrier is quickly broken by Chun-Li's Feint, opening Sabre up for Rainman's blazingly fast Extreme Speed + Dragon Rush combo...which misses by a hair! Is this true love? Can Rainman simply not allow himself to cause Sabre to faint? The sorrow in the Dratini's eyes is telling to the entire audience, but they soon close as he is KO'd by his own exhaustion. Meanwhile, July hits Chun-Li with a Fire Blast. Nothing really special there.

In one last show of affection (and possibly revenge), Sabre dazzles Chun-Li with another Gleam. Now that the Meditite is alone, the attack is at full power, and it hurts! Chun-Li creates another Rock Slide, hoping to get the flinch on July once again, but July is able to act through paralysis and flinch to deliver another Fire Blast, sealing the deal for poor Chun-Li.

Boring Math

speed order: snugglow -> meditite -> dratini -> chimchar

action 1

snugglow used protect! -7 EN
snugglow protected itself!

meditite used feint! -4 EN
snugglow's protect was nullified!
crit check =<625, 9888 NO
((4 + 6 - 4.5) * 1) = 5.5 damage to snugglow

dratini used secret technique "i dunno" -23 EN
accuracy check =<8750, 8762 NO
the attack missed!
dratini fainted! (ENKO)

full para =<1500, 7516 NO
chimchar used fire blast! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 8216 NO
((11 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1) = 14 damage to meditite
effect check =<1000, 8269 NO

action 2

snugglow used dazzling gleam! -6 EN
meditite crit check =<625, 5496 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 14.25 damage to meditite

meditite used rock slide! -6 EN
snugglow crit check =<625, 1348 NO
((8 + 6 - 4.5) * 1) = 7.5 damage to snugglow

chimchar crit check =<625, 3367 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) = 13.5 damage to chimchar
effect check =<3000, 6404 NO

full para=<1500, 3967 NO
chimchar used fire blast! -11 EN
crit check =<625, 7350 NO
((11 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1) = 14 damage to meditite
meditite fainted!

snugglow: -13 HP, -13 EN
meditite: -42 HP, -10 EN
dratini: -0 HP, -23 EN
chimchar: -14 HP, -18 EN

\

July [Chimchar] (F) \ Sabre [Snugglow] (M)
@ Exp. Share \ Lucky Egg
Type: Fire \ Electric / Poison
Abilities: Blaze \ Storm Drain/Vital Spirit
Stats: 2/2/2/1/[17] \ 1/3/4/3/70
HP: 49 \ 7
EN: 32 \ 57
Status: Paralyzed [10%] \ N/A
Boosts: +17% Acc \ None

Exclaimer (AXA)
vs.
(XXX) Toon​

\

Rainman [Dratini] (M) \ Chun-Li [Meditite] (F)
@ Lucky Egg \ Exp. Share
Type: Dragon / Fighting / Psychic
Abilities: Shed Skin \ Pure Power
Stats: 3/2/3/1/50 \ [4]/2/1/2/69
HP: Victim \ Victim
EN: Of \ Of
Status: Ruthless \ Fire
Boosts: Affection \ Blast​

Congratulations, Exclaimer !

Rewards(here we go):
Exclaimer - 3 CC
July, who somehow managed to stay above 50% HP this entire time - 1 EC/3 MC/1 AC/1 KOC
Zenith, who did a lot more work than she probably will get credit for - 1 EC/3 MC/1 AC/1 KOC
Sabre, who unashamedly spammed one move - 1 EC/2 MC/1 AC/1 LEC/1 KOC
Toon - 3 CC
Rainman, who will probably never acknowledge Sabre's love for him - 1 EC/2 MC/1 LEC/1 KOC
Dimentio, a poor, broken soul with massive trust issues that will take years of therapy to fix - 1 EC/3 MC/1 AC
Chun-Li, who probably could have used more corner pressure but opted for the neutral game instead - 1 EC/3 MC/1 AC
Iron Caliber - 10 UC​