skipped many stuff, just captioning random events and characters through out seasons.
Everybody's chatting and focus on some characters blah blah blah.
Everyone: FUUUUUUU-
Front pit crashing, Jack gets all heroic.
Lemme scare them with my voice and let them speculate I'm a dinosaur or some shit lol, and while at it lemme take Jack's dead dad's form to mess up with him XD.
Everyone's here for a reason, and yeah I'm a fat old guy who everyone thinks is crazy, and they're probably right.
Yeah sure John, and I'll be the man of science who fails at everything.
What's going on mates?
I'm the funny chubby dude, you know I'm epic dude.
I'm the black guy, don't worry I'll be infamous for lines later on.
I have a dog, I'll be more interesting when I'm an illusion.
Oh hey, I'm the traumatized hottie who'll end up the island's slut, oh I also happen to be a fugitive.
Shhh I'm one of the others, but don't tell anyone lol.
Hi, I'm a random french woman who's good at traps, and believes the island has some kind of viral outbreak.
and others
Locke finds a hatch and screams like a little boy on why no one would reply even though the island told him so.
We'll have to take Michael's boy, but we promise we're not pedophiles, we're just lonely and cannot conceive.
WAAAALT! told you I'll be here for infamous lines.
lol we're tail survivors let's kidnap one of the other survivors, because we're paranoid of the others.
Locke and Jack enter the hatch aka The Swan and find this dude
I'm not the leader of the others, beat me up all you want XD.
Bloody hell, I was about to shoot ya, but now watch this video with me, because apparently I've been pushing buttons to save the world, and you have to take over since I'm bored as bloody fuck.
So and then they don't push and have to explode that swan, Desmond apparently having the power to survive it lol.
lol watching fail plane splitting, and oh who said we're uncivil lmao.
they find the others and other stations and the cabin blah blah blah
Jack: I'm going to get everyone saved, because I need to succeed at SOMETHING.
Locke: The island needs us.
*random flash-forward*: Jack: We have to go back Kate, because I'm a junkie and I'm bored of my pathetic life, and for some reason I think the island will change that, and oh lol I have a beard.
more flashforwards, more cabin blah blah (smokey: trollface.jpg)
chillin'
many stuff happen, boat...etc and then smokey appears as locke after he turns the wheel and gets killed by ben. Smokey: trollface.jpg
Jacob: lol yeah I'm the immortal dude who has people following him, oh and I do tests and shit and bring people to prove stuff.
MIB: you suck they'll obviously kill and corrupt; our mother said so!
flashsideways that's actually not an alternate reality, but more of desperate between life and after life thing that the characters made to move on.
MiB in season 6: more trollface until they found out he's not Locke.
Jacob: lol I'm dying, so someone has to take over, it's obviously jack as people have speculated, but lmao hurley will take over after him.
transition church thing, but wait why is this church multi-religious...
hurley: you're an awesome number 2
ben: and you're an awesome number 1, wait shouldn't it be reversed since you're the fat one and doesn't this sound like bathroom codes? lol
Jack: I'm dying lol, and no lost wasn't the dog's dream, or was it, I don't know many stuff weren't answered... *LOST*