"LEGIT STALL": "#1" "2100 Elo" "91% GXE" by SupaGmoney and Quacc

[quacc]

Pokepaste: https://pokepast.es/6607a5c3051be65c

Introduction
You guys ain't ready for the GREATEST STALL TEAM OF ALL TIME feat. Yung Crowbar the GOAT. 9 months in the making you can call SupaGmoney pregnant cause he fucking delivers:

Proof of Peak
Nah screw you how could you doubt Yung Crowbar for putting in the goddamn numbers? Shame on you, be better lil bro

The Team

@ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Pressure
Tera Type: Dark
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Defog
- Bulk Up
- Iron Defense
- Power Trip

Yung Crowbar himself, he slam dunks on everyone so hard you can call him LeBron. MF really holds that casual 200+ bp move and nukes everyone into oblivion. Yung Crowbar always gets 1 crowbillion (a lot of s) sweeps. Defog to blow away the haters (1ldk). Nothing much to say about the boss here.


@ Choice Scarf
Ability: Good as Gold
Tera Type: Fighting
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Trick
- Iron Head
- Low Kick
- Thunder Punch

Broken ass mon, he boutta break your ankles with these kicks. getting sent to the hospital with this one. Yung Crowbar usually puts in all the numbers, but just in case, we gotta use the most broken ass mon in the tier to ensure our victory. By sharing this incredible RMT, I hope this compels you to vote 5 on in the upcoming survey and get his broken ass outta the tier.


@ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Regenerator
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Chilly Reception
- Future Sight
- Slack Off
- Amnesia

is the perfect glue mon. If you have a bunch of broken ass mons like and Yung Crowbar , it is only principle to use the most consistent glue mon, . Beats all them special attackers up, murders who is a tier 1 opp of Yung Crowbar (sent him to the hospital for thunderbolting him).


@ Leftovers
Ability: Purifying Salt
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Iron Defense
- Curse
- Explosion
- Salt Cure

is one broken brick of salt. Mf gonna spam the shit outta salt cure and eat all your HP. Once 's finished, finna blow his load all over your s and s. These explosions finna slap with curse boostin' em up. is a true hitter and the realest hired hitman.


@ Salac Berry
Ability: Poison Point
Tera Type: Steel
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Curse
- Ancient Power
- Heavy Slam
- Gunk Shot

Yung Crowbar's love interest, is going to give you a secret surprise. With this set, boosts her attack, defense, AND speed, immensely outclassing victory dance . Ancient power is an easy omniboost for to start putting in numbers like Yung Crowbar .


@ Choice Band
Ability: Merciless
Tera Type: Poison
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Liquidation
- Ice Spinner
- Facade

gonna slap the tier so hard with these attacks. Although is third wheeling this time around, gets to benefit from 's chances to poison to start critting everyone and dealing insane damage. Put some respect on because these liquidations boutta drop your defense and blow you up. Want to shoot a fairy in the chest? Tera poison gunk shot will murder every single one of those s. Truly one of the real ones.

Threats
None lmfao it's the best team in the world.

Replays
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2091462657-7d3gw8pid6nwd5ch3t3r6kq607w726fpw - Yung Crowbar puts down 's whole family (must watch) (insane skill cap) (shots fired) (cops called) (insane rizz) (parental advisory)

Conclusion
I am honored to have enlightened you guys with the best team of all time.
Join the Stall Empire! There's a reason your ass is a hardstuck 1600: https://discord.gg/Et74z8DZCj
Also, screw you minisprite haters, here's some more to brainwash your soul:

 

[ShieldPhoenix]

Try to get reqs next suspect with this

 

[luna107]

As the certified giver of good takes, I can confirm this team is a good take

 

[knexhawk]

Real.

 

[wooloo supremacy]

1dlk rolling in his grave rn wtf
9/10 rmt, corv isn’t actually named yung crowbar

 

[cala_aa]

This is awesome! I'd like to suggest one small change to the Toxapex set I've found through rigorous testing:


Bellibolt @ Choice Specs
Ability: Electromorphosis
Tera Type: Dark
EVs: 80 HP / 200 SpA / 228 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Parabolic Charge
- Thunderbolt
- Soak
- Sucker Punch

Here is a replay of this set in action:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2064142769-jamjxuryo62yhse8uf8zcn5q5pysd9qpw

 

[lou dort]

we’re making it out of 1100 elo with this one

 

[QuimArtolas12]

Peak asf, works in ubers too

 

[swellow is stronk]

the fact that this team only got 2100 and 91 gxe astounds me this team can clearly get 10000000000000 elo and 246 gxe

 

[cyberacc]

This is a good built team because I like it
good job and Gratz on the beak (bird peak)

 

[dumass408]

9/10 but needs more crowbars

 

[knexhawk]

:corvik ight:

:corviknigh :corviknight orviknight: t: :c orviknight:

 

[weirdo faye]

damn bro did ur dog or cat use ur keyboard and type this essay! insane writing skills but u should beat them up so they dont do this again
or did u get hacked idk ill help report this case to the smogon authorities/police rn need to help u get ur acc back

 

[FayaWizard]

Birds, go!

 

[EeveeWillEatYou]

Another big stall W, this time with the greatest team known to man. Normally I would say congrats on peak, but tbh for a team this strong by you only reaching 2100 is a bit of a letdown

 

[Heatranator]

I love this team. Yung Crowbar is amazing.
Now to spam the minisprites.
I will not be outdonein the minisprite spam

 

[j0nathan]

Find the imposter:

 

[wvsp]

QUACC MY GOAT, sick team bro

 

[wvsp]

but fr who tf let you cook

 

[Anchor9]

Wait, I’m confused. Doesn’t this stall team get worn down way too easily? It almost looks like Bulky Offense disguised as stall or something. I don’t understand Physical Gholdengo.

Or is there a joke that’s flying over my head…….?

 

[Highv0ltag3]

Skarmory been real silent after this one.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

this RMT was posted 3 days early, what are we doing here

 

[AM]

 

[DaRotomMachine]

Corviknight haters (not pointing out someone) reading this right now
edit: forgot the minisprites

 

[FlamingoPokeman]

Struggling to see how Eviolite wasn't considered for the role but who am I.