Matezoide and Alex face off on Planet Char

Oh, because of Shield Dust (FUCK THAT SHIT), Cyclhom is at 0 Speed, not -2.



Hum....this needs more....style!



Smiling, the Simisage walks to his asleep Muk friend and sticks his hands inside him, apparentely looking for something.




HOHOHOHOHO! Miss Sludge, your hands are so....unsludgy



After a few seconds, Johnny manages to pull a massive treasure chest.


brb

Jumping inside it, his team-mates cant help but look at each other, worried.



Do you think he is going to---



Yes.



And then, the Simisage emerges!



THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, GIRLS!



Shaking the maracas, Johnny begins to dance!



LALALALALALA! I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG! WHY DONT YOU SING ALONG?



Somehow, the audience appears to move in rhytim with the music!





LALALALALALA! I SING THE LALALA FOR THE GIIIIIIIIIRLS! FOR! THE! GIRLS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!



The females within a radius of 30 meters begin to wet themselves over Johnny's massive swag!




This is really stupid.





Thats a complete mockery of this fight. Crush him, Daezara!




I AM SEXUALLY AROUSED!




God damn it.



Also, just checked the OP and this is meant to be a 3 Subs battle :v


Hidden Power -> Hyper Beam -> Hidden Power



If Hurricane AND Cyclhom is not Tormented, use Torment that action and push-back.
If Thunder-Wave AND you are not behind a substitute, use Substitute (15) that action and push-back
If Electroweb AND you are not behind a Substitute, use Substitute (15) that action and push-back.
 
Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Primeape
100
100
Status:


Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO

Active:

Cyclohm
57
55
Status:



Simisage
100
100
Status:
Leaf Stone

Action 1
Simisage's Hidden Power
Crit Check (625): 4767 (NO)
Damage: (7 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 15
EN Check: 5

Cyclohm's Double Team
EN Check: 16

Action 2
Simisage's Hyper Beam
Target Check (2000): 9999 (Unreal Hit)
EN Check: 10

Cyclohm's Ice Beam
Crit Check (625): 3183 (NO)
Effect Chance (1000): 2238 (NO)
Damage: (10 + 7.5 + 2 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 22.5
EN Check: 7

Action 3
Simisage's Hidden Power
Target Check (2500): 9539 (Unreal Hit)
EN ChecK: 5

Cyclohm chills



Cyclohm
57 - 15 = 42
55 - (16 + 7) + 12 = 44
Status:



Simisage
100 - 19.5 = 77.5
100 - (5 + 10 + 5) = 80
Status:
Leaf Stone


Banette ducked back into its pokeball as the round began, like the coward it truly is. In its place, a strangely dressed simisage popped out. It unleashed it's hidden secrets for good damage on Cyclohm. Interestingly, this cause Cyclohm to duplicate itself. I saw a movie about this once. You must use Head and Shoulders to kill it. Simisage proceeded to miss with a Hyper Beam only to be nailed with Cyclohm's Ice Beam. Then, as Cyclohm chilled out (must be all that Ice going around), Simisage ghosted one of the duplicates.


Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Primeape
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO

Active:

Cyclohm
42
44
Status: 2 Clones



Simisage
77
80
Status:
Leaf Stone

Raining for 1 round


Orders:
You order
I ref
 
I wish i didnt have so much shit to do @.@

Hurricane - Ice Beam - Hurricane
IF Dig, Magnet Rise the First time, Chill the 2nd,and Slack Off the 3rd
IF Dig, and your taunted, and its not suspended, Hurricane+Hurricane that action
IF simisage is underground when you would attack, and your taunted, and it is suspended, bulldoze the first action, and chill the 2nd.


Also dont forget the expert Belt on my cyclohm, simisage should have another 3 damage on it.
 
Alright, theres only one set of orders where i cant possibly get raped in the ass.




Role Play (Get that Shield Dust!) -> Magical Leaf -> Hyper Beam


If Magical Leaf has a chance to miss for some dumb reason, use Rock-Slide A2.




Posted this with my phone, so no silly flavor :C
 
Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Primeape
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO

Active:

Cyclohm
42
44
Status: 2 Clones



Simisage
77
80
Status:
Leaf Stone

Action 1
Simisage's Role Play on Cyclohm's Shield Dust
EN Check: 7

Cyclohm's Hurricane
Crit Check (625): 4 (4 is death)
Damage: (12 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 30
EN Check: 8

Action 2
Simisage's Magical Leaf
Crit Check (625): 2549 (NO)
Damage: (6 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 0.67 = 9.38
EN Check: 4 - 1 = 3

Cyclohm's Ice Beam
Crit Check (625): 7663 (NO)
Damage: (10 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 22.5
EN Check: 7

Action 3
Simisage's Hyper Beam
Crit Check (625): 991 (NO)
Damage: (15 + 7.5 - 4.5) = 18
EN Check: 10

Cyclohm's Hurricane
Crit Check (625):
Damage: (12 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 25.5
EN Check: 8



Cyclohm
42 - (9.38 + 18) = 14.62
44 - (8 + 7 + 8) = 21
Status: 1 KOC



Simisage
77 - (30 + 22.5 + 25.5) = -1
80 - (7 + 3 + 10) = 60
Status: KO
Leaf Stone


Another exciting round in this amazing battle. Simisage copied Cyclohm's abilities early on, and paid dearly for it. Cyclohm called forth the powers of the wind and sky, unleashing focused fury with Hurricanes Rita and Isaac and a devastating ice beam. Simisage didn't simply bend over and take it. In its dying breaths it unleashed a whirlwind of leaves and a decent hyper beam.


Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Primeape
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO

Active:

Cyclohm
15
21
Status: 1 KOC



Simisage
-1
60
Status: 1 KOC
Leaf Stone

Orders:
You order
I ref
 
Ugh.

At least, as far as bad luck went, thats the best scenario that could happen.


Primeape@ Rare Candy.

Earthquake*3



If Endure, use Encore that action and change the following actions to Rock-Slide -> Vaccum Wave
If sucessful Protective/Evasive action, use Bulk Up that action and Rock-Slide the next.





Kick his ass, Steve!
 
Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status: 1 KOC
Leaf Stone

Active:

Cyclohm
15
21
Status: 1 KOC



Primeape
100
100
Status:
Rare Candy

Action 1
Cyclohm's Endure
EN Check: 15

Primeape's Encore
EN Check: 10

Action 2
Primeape's Rock Slide
Crit Check (625): 123 (CRIT)
Effect Chance (3000): 786 (FLINCH)
Damage: (8 + 3 + 8.5 - 6) = 13.5
EN Check: 6

Cyclohm Flinched

Action 3
Primeape's Vacuum Wave
Crit Check (625): 5 (CRIT)
Damage: (4 + 3 + 5 + 1.5 - 4.5) = 9
EN Check: 4 - 1 = 3

Cyclohm idles



Cyclohm
15 - (13.5 + 9) = 1
21 - 15 = 6
Status: 1 KOC



Primeape
100
100 - (10 + 6 + 3) = 81
Status:
Rare Candy


Cyclohm, realizing the end is nigh, chose to Endure this round and do nothing of importance. Miraculously, it worked. Primeape encored that action, then followed it up with an amazing Rock Slide that nearly killed Cyclohm and a very quick Vacuum Wave.


Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status: 1 KOC
Leaf Stone

Active:

Cyclohm
1
6
Status: 1 KOC



Primeape
100
81
Status:
Rare Candy

Orders:
You order
I ref
 
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I'm terrible at ASB and shouldn't be allowed to be battle





Mud-Slap*3
 


You will die.



Shadow Claw -> Shadow Ball -> Shadow Claw



If Taunt AND Gallade is not taunted, use Magic Coat that action
If Will-O-Wisp AND Gallade is not taunted, use Magic Coat that action
If Double-Team clones are up, use Icy Wind that action.
 
Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status: 1 KOC
Leaf Stone

Active:

Cyclohm
1
6
Status: 1 KOC



Primeape
100
81
Status:
Rare Candy

Action 1
Primeape's Mud-Slap
Crit Check (625): 4274 (NO)
Damage: (4 + 1.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 1
EN Check: 3 + 1 = 4



Cyclohm
1 - 1 = 0
6
Status: 1 KOC
KO



Primeape
100
81 - 4 = 77
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy


Primeape wuss slapped Cyclohm, killing it. That certainly was not worth the effort. A gentle breeze could have killed Cyclohm.


Bench:

Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:


Gallade
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status: 1 KOC
Leaf Stone

Active:

Cyclohm
0
6
Status: 1 KOC
KO



Primeape
100
77
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy

Orders:
You order
I ref
 
In the interest of expediency and ease of reffing, Benched pokemon will only be listed at the start of the round.
Bench:

Cyclohm
0
6
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Primeape
100
77
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status: 1 KOC
Leaf Stone

Active:

Gallade
100
100
Status: Expert Belt



Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt

Action 1
Gallade's Night Slash
Crit Check (1250): 672 (CRIT)
Damage: (7 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 19.5
EN Check: 5
Cursed Body (3000): 9586 (NO)

Banette's Shadow Claw
Crit Check (1250): 3953 (NO)
Damage: (7 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 20.25
EN Check: 5 - 1 = 4

Action 2
Gallade's Shadow Ball
Crit Check (625): 9696 (NO)
Effect Chance (2000): 8976 (NO)
Damage: (8 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 12
EN Check: 6
Cursed Body (3000): 2948 (Disabled)

Banette's Shadow Ball
Crit Check (625): 9482 (NO)
Effect Chance (2000): 9399 (NO)
Damage: (8 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 19.5
EN ChecK: 6 - 1 = 5

Action 3
Gallade's Night Slash
Crit Check (1250): 884 (CRIT)
Damage: (7 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 19.5
EN ChecK: 5

Banette's Shadow Claw
Crit Check (1250): 1750 (NO)
Damage: (7 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 20.25
EN Check: 5 - 1 = 4



Gallade
100 - (20.25 + 19.5 + 20.25) = 40
100 - (5 + 6 + 5) = 84
Status: Expert Belt



Banette
59 - (22.5 + 15 + 22.5) = 8
72 - (4 + 5 + 4) = 59
Status: Expert Belt



An amazing continuation to this borefest. A Gallade appeared and wrecked the Agent of Itsumo, only sustaining moderate damage from a claw and ball routine. Unfortunately, it's own ball was disabled. Not like that will matter, though. It is a maxed gallade. Let's get a Gardevoir out here and we can start our own adult web site! Also, I lied. Banette survived with a small amount of health left and Gallade lost more than half its HP.


Active:

Gallade
40
84
Status: Shadow Ball disabled 5a
Expert Belt



Banette
8
59
Status: Expert Belt

Orders:
You order
I ref​
 
Shadow Sneak X3
IF Damaging Priority combo, Protect that action and push down
IF Protective/evasive move, Wish that action and push down
IF Endure, change actions to Encore - Wish - Chill, STARTING on the action Endure is used
 
Despite the severe injures, Chuck stands up and moves his neck to the right slight, giving a twisted smile immediately after.




Magineficent.....This is what i have been looking for....



Shadow Sneak Combo*3
 
Bench:

Cyclohm
0
6
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Primeape
100
77
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status:
Leaf Stone

Active:

Gallade
40
84
Status: Expert Belt



Banette
59
72
Status: Expert Belt

Action 1
Gallade's Protect
EN Check: 7 + 23.25/2.5 - 1 = 15.3

Banette's Shadow Sneak mk. II
Crit Check (625): 5419 (NO)
Damage: (4 * 2.25 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 23.25
EN Check: (4 + 4 + 4) * 1.75 - 1 = 20

Action 2
Gallade's Shadow Sneak
Crit Check (625): 4037 (NO)
Damage: (4 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 10.5
EN Check: 4



Gallade
40
84 - (15.3 + 4) = 59.7
Status: 1 KOC
Shadow Ball disabled 3a
Expert Belt



Banette
8 - 10.5 = -2.5
59 - 20 = 39
Status: KO
Expert Belt


Banette quickly charged at Gallade, only for Gallade to protect itself. Then Gallade did the same. Unfortunately, Banette forgot the part about protecting itself.


Active:

Gallade
40
60
Status: 1 KOC
Shadow Ball disabled 3a
Expert Belt



Banette
-3
39
Status: KO
Expert Belt

Orders:
You order
I ref
 
Gallade should have 60 Energy, and Simisage does not have a KOC.



!!!....


The Banette retreats from the arena!




Hehehe.....



Touching the shadows, the Banette seemingly fuses with them, fully disapearing within seconds while the Expert Belt stays behind.

Despite wanting to follow him, Steve knew this battle was way too important....and felt an immense fear inside his heart.






Alright, you are Alex's signature mon, non? Lets do this!



Aerial Ace*3


If Endure, change actions to Encore -> Aerial Ace -> Aerial Ace, starting on the action Endure is used
If Reflect AND Gallade is not Taunted AND you are not taunted AND Gallade does not have Double-Team clones up, use Taunt that action
If damaging Psychic type combo AND you are not taunted, use Protect that action.



This is a lot of potential for disaster.
 
Bench:

Cyclohm
0
6
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Togekiss
84
-7
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Hydreigon
22
75
Status: Expert Belt


Infernape
100
100
Status:


Blastoise
100
100
Status:



Donphan
100
100
Status:


Muk
104
81
Status:


Spinda
23
-2
Status: 1 KOC
KO


Simisage
-1
60
Status:
Leaf Stone


Banette
-3
39
Status: KO
Expert Belt

Active

Gallade
40
60
Status: 1 KOC
Shadow Ball disabled 3a
Expert Belt



Primeape
100
77
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy
]

Action 1
Primeape's Aerial Ace
Crit Check (625): 2652 (NO)
Damage: (6 + 8.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 15
EN Check: 4

Gallade's Disable on Aerial Ace
EN Check: 7

Action 2
Primeape idles

Gallade's Zen Headbutt
Crit Check (625): 323 (CRIT)
Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 30.75
EN Check: 6 - 1 = 5

Action 3
Primeape's Struggle
Crit Check (625): 1188 (NO)
Damage: (5 + 8.5 - 4.5) + 2 * 6 = 21
Recoil: 21 * 0.4 = 8.4
EN Check: 5

Gallade's Pain Split
Damage: 25
Heal: 25
EN Check: 6 + (56.85 - 4) / 3 = 24.95



Gallade
40 - (15 + 21) + 25 = 29
60 - (7 + 5 + 24.95) = 23.05
Status: 1 KOC
Expert Belt



Primeape
100 - (30.75 + 8.4 + 25) = 35.85
77 - (4 + 5) = 68
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy
Aerial Ace disabled 4a




Active:

Gallade
29
23
Status: 1 KOC
Shadow Ball disabled 3a
Expert Belt



Primeape
36
68
Status: 1 KOC
Rare Candy
Aerial Ace disabled 4a

Orders:
You order
I ref
 

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