Warstory:
Well, I'd been itching for battles recently, so I decided to PM a member of POJO whom I knew was an interesting player thanks to my other teammates of TSE.
Now before anybody points out, this test team does NOT have the following:
- Stealth Rock
- Statusers
- Aromatherapy / Heal Bell PKMN
- Rapid Spinners
- Phazers
Why? Because I was testing out a theory of mine.
Me vs. Annox
My team:
Gengar
Salamence
Garchomp
Tyranitar
Infernape
Cresselia
His Team:
Foretress
Blissey
Heatran
Garchomp
Weavile
Cresselia
So, let's get it on.
WildAce sent out Gengar (100%)
Annox sent out Foretress (100%)
Aight, a neutralish start for both of us.
I predict a switch, so I switch as well.
WildAce withdrew Gengar
WildAce sent out Tyranitar (100%)
Annox withdrew Foretress and sent out Blissey.
Blissey is buffeted by the Sandstorm and recovers it back with Lefties (100%)
Yep, "Fuck you Blissey" is what I had in mind as I used....
Annox withdrew Blissey and sent out Foretress
Tyranitar used Taunt.
Tyranitar (100%)
Foretress (100%)
Fine, kinda expected. But hey, no more SR / Spikes, right?
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Foretress used Gyro Ball.
Critical Hit!
Tyranitar (0%)
Tyranitar Fainted.
The Sandstorm rages.
K, time to begin the sweep.
I honestly expect a simple Earthquake, so I choose to stay in and DD....SHIT to that....
5-6
WildAce sent out Salamence.
Salamence (100%)
Foretress (100%)
K. Plan B.
I figure he's going to switch, but I don't know to what, so I decide to play it safe and....
Annox withdrew Foretress and sent out Heatran.
Salamence used Substitute
Salamence is buffeted by the Sandstorm.
Salamence (69%)
Heatran (100%)
...use Sub. Thank God I didn't use a Fire attack.
Annox withdrew Heatran and sent out Cresselia.
Salamence used Brick Break
It's not very Effective.
Salamence took Life Orb Damage.
The Sandstrom Rages
Salamence (53%)
Cresselia restored health with Leftovers (91%)
Aight, I got cocky and used Brick Break expecting a Bliss. As it freakin' turns out, he's got 2 Special Walls, one of them being Resistant to Brick Break...Fuck it all!
Salamence used Fire Blast
Cresselia (67%)
Salamence takes Life Orb damage.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Salamence's Substitue Fainted.
The Sandstorm Rages
Salamence (37%)
Cresselia restored health with Leftovers (67%)
K, I didn't want to waste my Primary attack on it yet, especially since I was hiding behind a little Tickle Me Elmo rip off....
Salamence used Draco Meteor
Cresselia (15%)
Salamence takes Life Orb Damage
Cresselia used Ice Beam
Salamence Fainted
The sandstorm rages
Well, might as well go out in a blaze....meteor of glory.
4-6
WildAce sent out Infernape
Infernape (100%)
Cresselia (15%)
Son of a Bitch.
I'm down 2 PKMN already AND he still has all 6.
Well, time to put those prediction skills to use....finally.
Annox withdrew Cresselia for Heatran (100%)
Infernape used Close Combat
Heatran (0%)
Infernape took Life Orb damage.
Heatran Fainted
The sandstorm rages
Yep. It didn't matter if he switched or not, Cressy was too weak to take the hit anyways.
Oh well, a KO is a KO.
4-5
Annox sent out Garchomp
Infernape (84%)
Garchomp (100%)
Well, it's either Sashed, Orbed, or Scarffed.
The only thing my Ape can't handle is Scarf, so time for the test dummy to quack it's way in.
WildAce withdrew Infernape and sent out Cresselia
Garchomp used Stone Edge
Critical Hit!
Cresselia (56%)
Garchomp took Life Orb Damage
The Sandstorm rages
Garchomp (90%)
Cresselia restored health with leftovers (56%)
*Ring Ring*
WildAce: sup?
Lady Luck: I'm leaving you! You treat me like dirt, blah blah etc.....
Basically, Lady Luck left me....but she'll be back.
They always come back to the "Ace"
Anyways, the funny thing is, this is my DEF Cresselia (bold with a lot of DEF EVs).
So needless to say, I was surprised.
However, my horror turned into Joy as I saw Garhomp no longer had 100% health; Life Orb it is.
Garchomp used Outrage
Cresselia (15%)
Garchomp took Life Orb Damage
Cresselia used Reflect
The sandstorm rages
Garchomp (80%)
Cresselia (15%)
I don't really care about Ms. Afflack at this point. I honestly expected a switch, hence why I didn't use Ice beam.
In any case, a little team support couldn't hurt.
Garchomp used Outrage
Garchomp took Life Orb Damage
Cresselia (0%)
Cresselia Fainted
The Sandstorm rages
Fine, my only wall just got pwned!
R.I.P you floating purple duck....
3-5
Sigh, still a RED Score...
WildAce sent out Infernape
Garchomp (70%)
Infernape (84%)
I still have an ace up my sleeve...a WildAce!
Infernape used Hidden Power
It's Super Effective
Garchomp (0%)
Garchomp Fainted
Infernape took Life Orb Damage
The Sandstorm rages
Yeah, suck that Chompy!
No Sand Veil Hax for you (lady luck bumps into me at the grocery store.....):naughty:
My one and only HP: Ice Infernape!
3-4 *cries*
Annox sent out Weavile
Weavile (100%)
Infernape (68%)
Shit on a stick.
If this thing is packin' Aerial Ace, it could potentially KO me. However, just then I remember my saving grace: Quacky's Reflect
Weavile used Brick Break
REFLECT Shattered
Infernape (18%)
Infernape used Flamethrower
Weavile (1%)
Weavile hung on with Focus Sash
Infernape took LIfe Orb Damage
The sandstorm rages
Weavile is buffeted by the sandstorm.
Weavile fainted
Fine, it took out my reflect and still managed to do 50% damage with that stupid Brick Break.
But it matters not, Sandstream > Focus Sash.
3-3
Annox sent out Foretress
Infernape (2%)
Foretress (100%)
K, I basically KNEW he was going to switch, but it was a 50:50 shot, so I took my chances and went for it....
Annox withdrew Foretress and sent out Blissey
Infernape used Flamethrower
Blissey (80%)
Infernape took Life Orb Damage (0%)
Inferape fainted
The Sandstorm rages
Blissey restored health via Leftovers.
My monkey was doomed due to Life Orb / Sandstream anyways.
Oh well, he took out 2 PKMN and put one into KO range for my Ghost.
2-3
WildAce sent out Gengar
Gengar (100%)
Blissey (80%)
Yeah, most Gengars are Special, but I don't like using common sets too much.
Gengar used Explosion
Blissey (0%)
Blissey Fainted
Gengar Fainted
The Sandstorm Rages
Fine, the only move ya'll saw was Explosion.
But take my word for it, he's majorly different than most any Gengar...
1-2
Annox sent out Foretress
WildAce sent out Garchomp
Foretress (100%)
Garchomp (100%)
Greaaaaaaaat. My ScarfChomp (curses for not using Chain Chomp....) vs. his Beast of a Physical Wall....
Garchomp used Fire Blast
Foretress (0%)
Foretress fainted
The Sandstorm rages
Thank God it didn't miss....
Well, now I'm locked into a Fire Blast from a Chomp while he as a Cresselia fully capable of surviving a hit from it....
[Enter several excessive curse words here....]
1-1
Annox sent out Cresselia
Garchomp (100%)
Cresselia (15%)
Aight, bring it on you quacking bitch.
Garchomp used Fire Blast
It MISSED
Cresselia used Ice Beam
Garchomp (25%)
The Sandstorm rages
Garchomp (25%)
Cresselia restored health with Leftovers (15%)
Damn you Lady Luck.
You and your sexy ways.....
Garchomp used Fire Blast
Cresselia (3%)
Cresselia was Burned
Cresselia used Ice Beam
It MISSED
The sandstorm rages
Cresselia is buffeted by the sandstorm (0%)
Cresselia Fainted
Yeah, I knew she'd come back.
Like I said, no woman can resist the "Ace".
Hax FTW!
WildAce wins 1-0.
Props:
Infernape for Hidden Power
Garchomp: SandVeil
Hax
Slops:
Salamence's moveset....
Hax
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Aight, hope you enjoyed reading.
Well, I'd been itching for battles recently, so I decided to PM a member of POJO whom I knew was an interesting player thanks to my other teammates of TSE.
Now before anybody points out, this test team does NOT have the following:
- Stealth Rock
- Statusers
- Aromatherapy / Heal Bell PKMN
- Rapid Spinners
- Phazers
Why? Because I was testing out a theory of mine.
Me vs. Annox
My team:
Gengar
Salamence
Garchomp
Tyranitar
Infernape
Cresselia
His Team:
Foretress
Blissey
Heatran
Garchomp
Weavile
Cresselia
So, let's get it on.
WildAce sent out Gengar (100%)
Annox sent out Foretress (100%)
Aight, a neutralish start for both of us.
I predict a switch, so I switch as well.
WildAce withdrew Gengar
WildAce sent out Tyranitar (100%)
Annox withdrew Foretress and sent out Blissey.
Blissey is buffeted by the Sandstorm and recovers it back with Lefties (100%)
Yep, "Fuck you Blissey" is what I had in mind as I used....
Annox withdrew Blissey and sent out Foretress
Tyranitar used Taunt.
Tyranitar (100%)
Foretress (100%)
Fine, kinda expected. But hey, no more SR / Spikes, right?
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Foretress used Gyro Ball.
Critical Hit!
Tyranitar (0%)
Tyranitar Fainted.
The Sandstorm rages.
K, time to begin the sweep.
I honestly expect a simple Earthquake, so I choose to stay in and DD....SHIT to that....
5-6
WildAce sent out Salamence.
Salamence (100%)
Foretress (100%)
K. Plan B.
I figure he's going to switch, but I don't know to what, so I decide to play it safe and....
Annox withdrew Foretress and sent out Heatran.
Salamence used Substitute
Salamence is buffeted by the Sandstorm.
Salamence (69%)
Heatran (100%)
...use Sub. Thank God I didn't use a Fire attack.
Annox withdrew Heatran and sent out Cresselia.
Salamence used Brick Break
It's not very Effective.
Salamence took Life Orb Damage.
The Sandstrom Rages
Salamence (53%)
Cresselia restored health with Leftovers (91%)
Aight, I got cocky and used Brick Break expecting a Bliss. As it freakin' turns out, he's got 2 Special Walls, one of them being Resistant to Brick Break...Fuck it all!
Salamence used Fire Blast
Cresselia (67%)
Salamence takes Life Orb damage.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
Salamence's Substitue Fainted.
The Sandstorm Rages
Salamence (37%)
Cresselia restored health with Leftovers (67%)
K, I didn't want to waste my Primary attack on it yet, especially since I was hiding behind a little Tickle Me Elmo rip off....
Salamence used Draco Meteor
Cresselia (15%)
Salamence takes Life Orb Damage
Cresselia used Ice Beam
Salamence Fainted
The sandstorm rages
Well, might as well go out in a blaze....meteor of glory.
4-6
WildAce sent out Infernape
Infernape (100%)
Cresselia (15%)
Son of a Bitch.
I'm down 2 PKMN already AND he still has all 6.
Well, time to put those prediction skills to use....finally.
Annox withdrew Cresselia for Heatran (100%)
Infernape used Close Combat
Heatran (0%)
Infernape took Life Orb damage.
Heatran Fainted
The sandstorm rages
Yep. It didn't matter if he switched or not, Cressy was too weak to take the hit anyways.
Oh well, a KO is a KO.
4-5
Annox sent out Garchomp
Infernape (84%)
Garchomp (100%)
Well, it's either Sashed, Orbed, or Scarffed.
The only thing my Ape can't handle is Scarf, so time for the test dummy to quack it's way in.
WildAce withdrew Infernape and sent out Cresselia
Garchomp used Stone Edge
Critical Hit!
Cresselia (56%)
Garchomp took Life Orb Damage
The Sandstorm rages
Garchomp (90%)
Cresselia restored health with leftovers (56%)
*Ring Ring*
WildAce: sup?
Lady Luck: I'm leaving you! You treat me like dirt, blah blah etc.....
Basically, Lady Luck left me....but she'll be back.
They always come back to the "Ace"
Anyways, the funny thing is, this is my DEF Cresselia (bold with a lot of DEF EVs).
So needless to say, I was surprised.
However, my horror turned into Joy as I saw Garhomp no longer had 100% health; Life Orb it is.
Garchomp used Outrage
Cresselia (15%)
Garchomp took Life Orb Damage
Cresselia used Reflect
The sandstorm rages
Garchomp (80%)
Cresselia (15%)
I don't really care about Ms. Afflack at this point. I honestly expected a switch, hence why I didn't use Ice beam.
In any case, a little team support couldn't hurt.
Garchomp used Outrage
Garchomp took Life Orb Damage
Cresselia (0%)
Cresselia Fainted
The Sandstorm rages
Fine, my only wall just got pwned!
R.I.P you floating purple duck....
3-5
Sigh, still a RED Score...
WildAce sent out Infernape
Garchomp (70%)
Infernape (84%)
I still have an ace up my sleeve...a WildAce!
Infernape used Hidden Power
It's Super Effective
Garchomp (0%)
Garchomp Fainted
Infernape took Life Orb Damage
The Sandstorm rages
Yeah, suck that Chompy!
No Sand Veil Hax for you (lady luck bumps into me at the grocery store.....):naughty:
My one and only HP: Ice Infernape!
3-4 *cries*
Annox sent out Weavile
Weavile (100%)
Infernape (68%)
Shit on a stick.
If this thing is packin' Aerial Ace, it could potentially KO me. However, just then I remember my saving grace: Quacky's Reflect
Weavile used Brick Break
REFLECT Shattered
Infernape (18%)
Infernape used Flamethrower
Weavile (1%)
Weavile hung on with Focus Sash
Infernape took LIfe Orb Damage
The sandstorm rages
Weavile is buffeted by the sandstorm.
Weavile fainted
Fine, it took out my reflect and still managed to do 50% damage with that stupid Brick Break.
But it matters not, Sandstream > Focus Sash.
3-3
Annox sent out Foretress
Infernape (2%)
Foretress (100%)
K, I basically KNEW he was going to switch, but it was a 50:50 shot, so I took my chances and went for it....
Annox withdrew Foretress and sent out Blissey
Infernape used Flamethrower
Blissey (80%)
Infernape took Life Orb Damage (0%)
Inferape fainted
The Sandstorm rages
Blissey restored health via Leftovers.
My monkey was doomed due to Life Orb / Sandstream anyways.
Oh well, he took out 2 PKMN and put one into KO range for my Ghost.
2-3
WildAce sent out Gengar
Gengar (100%)
Blissey (80%)
Yeah, most Gengars are Special, but I don't like using common sets too much.
Gengar used Explosion
Blissey (0%)
Blissey Fainted
Gengar Fainted
The Sandstorm Rages
Fine, the only move ya'll saw was Explosion.
But take my word for it, he's majorly different than most any Gengar...
1-2
Annox sent out Foretress
WildAce sent out Garchomp
Foretress (100%)
Garchomp (100%)
Greaaaaaaaat. My ScarfChomp (curses for not using Chain Chomp....) vs. his Beast of a Physical Wall....
Garchomp used Fire Blast
Foretress (0%)
Foretress fainted
The Sandstorm rages
Thank God it didn't miss....
Well, now I'm locked into a Fire Blast from a Chomp while he as a Cresselia fully capable of surviving a hit from it....
[Enter several excessive curse words here....]
1-1
Annox sent out Cresselia
Garchomp (100%)
Cresselia (15%)
Aight, bring it on you quacking bitch.
Garchomp used Fire Blast
It MISSED
Cresselia used Ice Beam
Garchomp (25%)
The Sandstorm rages
Garchomp (25%)
Cresselia restored health with Leftovers (15%)
Damn you Lady Luck.
You and your sexy ways.....
Garchomp used Fire Blast
Cresselia (3%)
Cresselia was Burned
Cresselia used Ice Beam
It MISSED
The sandstorm rages
Cresselia is buffeted by the sandstorm (0%)
Cresselia Fainted
Yeah, I knew she'd come back.
Like I said, no woman can resist the "Ace".
Hax FTW!
WildAce wins 1-0.
Props:
Infernape for Hidden Power
Garchomp: SandVeil
Hax
Slops:
Salamence's moveset....
Hax
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Aight, hope you enjoyed reading.