OMXIV's Pokemon Black Randomizer Nuzlocke (Because randomizer runs are a new fad. :)

#1
OMXIV's BLACK RANDOMIZER NUZLOCKE!
Alright, these are a fad apparently, so wynaut make an LP? Basically, if anyone has ever used the randomizer before, I have EVERYTHING randomized, save for a few things like allowing Wonder Guard as a random ability, giving trainers Pokemon based on their "class" (Swimmer, Ace Trainer, etc. But they will still have random Pokemon.) The starters my rivals pick will be their starters for the whole game as well. Also, legendaries are fair game, and I do have a log saved, but I will ONLY use it to check Pokemon I own. Without further ado, my starter choices were



And the winner is:


So Giratina (to be named Deinosaur) has Dizzy Punch and Mega Drain. Decent, although I get screwed over by Ghost types with Sap Sipper (if there are any) unless I catch something else. It is a pure Fire type with the ability Tinted Lens (LUCKY!) So Bianca picked Bulbasaur, and it died to two Dizzy Punches.So Cheren got Vanilluxe, which apparently knows Weather Ball and Withdraw. Giratina hits Level 7 after the battle, and learns Growth as a result.




So I go to Bianca's house, who is apparently getting scarred because she saw her father jack off to Pokemon porn scolded by her father about him not allowing her to go on a journey. So she defies him, usual teenage girl stuff, and then we get to Professor poopswirl head Juniper's Lab, where she gives the five thousandth fucking lecture about the Pokedex in the history of the games talks to us about the Pokedex, and I nickname my Giratina Deinosaur.

So my mom gives me, Cheren, and Bianca a Town Map each, (where she got them i have no clue) and then are taught FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FIVE THOUSANDTH TIME HOW TO THROW A BALL AT A POKEMON the art of catching a Pokemon. So now I can see my first potiental catch of the game, and it is


I crit it with Mega Drain, but it manages to hang on, and I got scared shitless when it used Rock Wrecker, but luckily it only did six damage.

NIDORINO GET! So I catch it, and decide to name it after Inanimate Blob, just because.




I make it to Accumula Town, so I think leaving it before the N battle will be a good idea. Also Multitype :/. Comment on anything you think I could improve on, as well as requesting a Pokemon be named after you. HAVE A NICE DAY :D!!!
 
#10
Alright, new update.

Ohai Ghetsis, out of the asylum I see giving a speech about how you want to liberate Pokemon, I see.


Hey, ???, you look a lot less pixellated than you did in GSC. Also, you seem to have a made a drastic wardrobe change and started using LSD and weed have deeply changed your opinion of Pokemon.

Oh, your name is N. No wonder you look so different. You know, I know a hot chick into the same stuff as you called O. Maybe you could, y'know


Yeah, apparently the whacko went to Hoenn. Who knew.


Treecko used Leer. Exactly why did I randomize this if that shit is going to happen?


FUCK, I was just about to get her number too. Now she's gonna think I'm a wimpy momma's boy. *Sigh*


Woman, what is this B button of which you speak. Why the FUCK would I need to hold down a button to run anyways?!


Lucky, ain't I?



FUCK YEAH SEAKING DIALGA



No more sassing me on how I run my LP now, Shiruba, understood?! Jk, Here's your Pokemon, and he's Silver-colored (well partially anyways) too :).


Magnet Pull ftw??? Also, dat moveset.


So basically, I plow through all the nooblords trainers on Route 2, only to encounter Bianca again. Dialga learned Vine Whip Gardenia's favorite move in rule 34's in the process.


Ok the legendaries are really getting annoying right now. This is just some random Lass's Pokemon. Nidorino learned Barrier and After You, too, in case anyone is interested.

LIQUID OOZE GOTHITELLE HURTING GIRATINA ARGH! Giratina learned Belly Drum. Really *sigh*.

Alright Bianca got a Shinx. Hopefully it's not extremely OP. OHKO'd by Deinosaur (Giratina) Shiruba (Dialga) roflstomps Bulbasaur. Successful roflstomp of Bianca is successful.

Alright, time to show this nooblord Cheren who the real Champion is. Vanilluxe is still weak as shit, gets destroyed by Deinosaur. Apparently, Cheren has obtained a Krookodile. GOGOGO SHIRUBA!!! Fusion Bolt Krookodile :/. GOGOGO Inanimate Blob (Nidorino).AAAAAND roflstomp complete.

I'll pick up the pace with updates eventually, but for now I just want to take it slow.

 
#11
WHOOP nice job with the new update! much better this time, really like it!
(dat gardenia joke doe')

and

this is me:
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#12
Alright, I didn't update yesterday, so this is gonna be a longer one.


Ah, the marijuana farm Dreamyard.


NOOB, YOU BROKE SLEEP CLAUSE :X.

SHIRUBA LEARNED CRABHAMMER! :)


Eh, Dreamyard was too easy.


Giratina is a pure Fire type.



Sure, I'll take the Ralts. Eh, let's name you Stellar.


Good so far.


Lazy fuck. I am not grinding that to a Kirlia :|.


I'd rather have the filet mignon, rare please.

Weakling. Too easy.


Oh, really? Well my "sausage" hasn't gotten any love in a while, so how about starting there.


ARGH

I NEVER GOT MY BLOWJOB! Eh, fuck this.


HOLY SHIT THREE OF THEM! :O


Really Cilan, I randomized and you come at me with this.

HOLY SHIT IMPOSTER GROTLE! He had a Grotle and a Minun. Pretty easy.


Are you sure that's right? Eh, whatever.


Hi stranger.


Is it a blowjob? PLEEEEAAAAASE let it be a blowjob.


I like where this is going.

Oh, just the Cut HM. LAAAAME, that's TWICE today i should've gotten a blowjob but didn't.

Are you sure Munna just doesnt fart marijuana or LSD or something?

Alright, Deinosuar's learning Cut.


So this is the little fucker we're after, huh? Cute actually.


STOP KICKING IT MEANIES ;-;. DIE BITCHES!!!

I. BLOB LEARNED ROCK TOMB.

Well that was easy.

OMG WHY YOU STILL KICK MEANIES ;-; </3.


HOLY GHETCEPTION BATMAN!


AWW, MUSHARNA IS SO CUTE :).


The stuff comes in a Pokeball? Weird.

 
#14
you could say that that chick gave you the
cold shoulder
ba-dum-tisss

BUT LOL THE BEST PART IS I GOT FROZEN AND I LIVE IN CANADA though right now it's actually really warm... and i sweat when i walk outside for too long...

also, i learned crabhammer.
crab... hammer...
is this game trying to say that i am too crabby
dear lord i am so sorry
 
#19
New Update.

Alright, time to get out of here and get to Nacrene.


So what does it do exactly?


Bitch, don't you understand no? *Sigh*

Why do you expect me to care about Game Sync exactly? Fennel: Blah blah blah blah blah blah Entralink blah blah blah.

Uh, thanks I guess Amanita.


Lol


A preschooler having a Lillipup. What are the odds of that?


Ah, to be young again.


Where exactly? There are no beds :/.


Cool, I'll be able to see the first Pokemon.


ARGH. Fine, Bring it on.

Vanilluxe used Avalanche. THE IRONY.

Too easy.


First thing I saw. Not counting repeats though.


Alright, let's hope this is good.


SMEARGLE GET!





Alright, let's go get 'em.



URSARING GET!




Mekkah's way too frail. :/

NOOOOOOOOO Solace died :((((((((((((.


You will be missed Solace.

 
#20
my ability became mummy...


ARE YOU SAYING I WAS IMPREGNATED BY A NIDORAN >:I

nice update so far. ursaring died though that really sucks i love ursaring :c

but yeah smeargle is kinda useless without sketch
which sucks but is understandable