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"...and if I leave before the end of the round, I can make it over in time to catch Sans' act..."
"What?"
"Oh, I'm making my plans for later."
"...Let's just get to the point."
ACTION ONE VOLKRAKEN COOLS DOWN!
CRADILY COOLS DOWN!
BRONZONG CHILLS! (+12 EN)
CRADILY TOOK THE FUTURE SIGHT ATTACK!
12 + 3 + 10 - 6 = 19 DMG
CRADILY LOST 19 HP!
BRONZONG TOOK 1 HP DMG FROM ITS BURN!
ACTION SUMMARY CRADILY: -19 HP
BRONZONG: -1 HP, +12 EN
ACTION TWO VOLKRAKEN USED WHIRLPOOL! (-4 EN) CRIT ROLL (<=625): 7311 4 + 3 + 1 + 9 - 9 = 8 DMG BRONZONG LOST 8 HP! BRONZONG BECAME TRAPPED IN THE VORTEX! (4A)
CRADILY USED SMACK DOWN ON BRONZONG! (-3 EN) CRIT ROLL (<=625): 7651 (NO) (5 + 3 + 6 - 9) * 0.67 = 3.35 DMG BRONZONG LOST 3.35 HP! BRONZONG WAS GROUNDED! (6A)
BRONZONG USED HEAVY SLAM ON CRADILY! (-9.33 EN) CRIT ROLL (<=625): 3653 (NO) (12 + 1 + 3 - 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 - 4 = 15.5 DMG CRADILY LOST 15.5 HP!
BRONZONG TOOK 2 HP DMG FROM WHIRLPOOL!
BRONZONG TOOK 1 HP DMG FROM THE BURN!
ACTION SUMMARY: VOLKRAKEN: -4 EN CRADILY: -20 HP, -3 EN BRONZONG: -14.35 HP, -9.33 EN
ACTION THREE VOLKRAKEN USED SURF! (-6 EN) CRIT ROLL (<=625): 9035 (NO) 6.75 + 3 + 1 + 9 - 9 = 10.75 DMG BRONZONG LOST 10.75 HP! CRADILY'S SPECIAL ATTACK ROSE TO +4!
CRADILY USED EARTH POWER! (-7 EN) CRIT ROLL (<=625): 1105 (NO) DEBUFF ROLL (<=1000): 3601 (NO) (9 + 6 - 9) * 1.5 + 8 = 17 DMG BRONZONG LOST 17 HP!
BRONZONG USED IRON HEAD ON CRADILY! (-5 EN) CRIT ROLL (<=625): 8265 (NO) (8 + 3 + 1 - 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 - 4 = 9.5 DMG CRADILY LOST 9.5 HP!
BRONZONG TOOK 2 HP DMG FROM WHIRLPOOL!
BRONZONG TOOK 1 HP DMG FROM THE BURN!
ROUND SUMMARY: VOLKRAKEN: -10 EN CRADILY: -44 HP, -10 EN, +2 SPA BRONZONG: -46 HP, -2 EN
"This round kicked off with... absolutely nothing happening."
"Um, what?"
"Seriously. Volkraken and Cradily were too tired to move, and Bronzong just relaxed to recover some energy."
"Hmmm... a turn where nothing happened..."
"Well, I haven't finished with it yet--"
"You know what this reminds me of? A certain someone's special attack?"
"I'm sorry, this Undertale reference feels a little bit forced >.<"
"Fine. I'm determined to catch his show later, though."
"Whatever. On with our show... suddenly, a portal - apparently, through the space-time continuum - opened up and a psychic blast hit Cradily for solid damage. On the next round, Volkraken fired a vortex of water at Bronzong trapping it within the whirlpool for a while. Then Cradily--"
"And THEN she KO'd Bronzong with some really cool attack, right?"
"Um, no. Actually, Cradily smacked Bronzong with a rock that, while it didn't do much damage, dropped Bronzong to the deck. Bronzong retaliated by throwing his weight into Cradily for heavy damage. In the final stanza--"
"Volkraken KO'd Bronzong easily."
"Actually, no."
*starts sweating* "Cradily finished it off with a brutal attack."
"That didn't happen."
*sweating bullets* "Together, the pair dealt so much damage Bronzong was KO'd by the burn and Whirlpool damage."
"Not that either."
"Y-you don't mean...?"
"Yeah. Bronzong survived the round. Volkraken swept the deck with ocean water again, dealing decent damage to Bronzong and it was once again greedily absorbed by Cradily. Cradily then blasted Bronzong with the energy of the earth, dealing heavy damage, but stopping well short of KO'ing him."
"Well looks like this battle's going to last about one more action so I'm heading off see ya." *tries to jump off boat*
*grabs him in midair* "Nope, you're sticking around for flavor."
*sighs* "Maybe I can catch Snowdrake's act..."
End of Round Gale Wing Srock
Volkraken
HP: 110
EN: 42
1/3/6/4/110 (+14% Accuracy)
Status: OK
ACTION ONE VOLKRAKEN USED SURF! (-10 EN)
CRIT ROLL ON BRONZONG (<=625): 345 (YES)
(6.75 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 9 - 9) = 13.75 DMG
CRADILY'S SPECIAL ATTACK ROSE TO +6!
BRONZONG LOST 13.75 HP!
BRONZONG FAINTED!
"...well?"
"Well, what?"
"Are you gonna ref it, or what?"
"I just did."
"What?!? And it only took that long?!"
"Yep. Here's what happened: Volkraken swept some water over the deck again, and it hit Bronzong's weak spot, and it fainted. The end."
"Wow. So, uh, that's it for this battle?"
"Yup. We've reached the conclusion of my sordid Reffing 101 battle. Here's the final post-round."
Cradily
HP: 28
EN: 22 4/4/4/4/37 (-10% Evasion)
Status: +6 SpA, +1 Def, Ready to destroy more enemies *evil laugh*
Exclaimer
Bronzong
HP: RIP
EN: 14
4/6/3/6/28 (-10% Evasion)
Status: Got his bell rung
"Now I'm sure there's a massive plate of crow awaiting us somewhere. Hit us with what you got."
"Wow. Um, that's kinda mean. Both to us and Exclaimer >.> Anyway, now for the priz--"
*Over the P.A.* "Attention, this is your captain speaking. Due to certain moves being used on this boat, it will be sinking shortly. If all passengers could move in an orderly fashion toward the lifeboats, we will evacuate the boat and get to shore safely."
"I'm guessing THIS is why you said Dogfish had better have a good insurance policy?"
"You got that right. Anyway, you all heard the man, let's get over to the lifeboats before the thing goes down!"
"Thank you for remaining calm, and thank you for riding the HMS Tesla. Dogfish is gonna kill you guys ._."
"Thanks, Captain. Earth, what do we do? It wasn't our fault >.>;"
"Prizes when we get to the shore! We'll just tell him that and hopefully he'll understand"