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Completed Simonsays Waterwarrior. Reffing is overrated.

Discussion in 'ASB' started by Orcinus Duo, Jul 9, 2012.

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  1. Orcinus Duo

    Orcinus Duo

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    Here is your flavor: Every round, I will post a line of a joke.

    2v2 Babysitter
    1 Day DQ (please only accept this if you can post actions once or twice a day. This can't take longer than a week. This applies to the ref as well)
    5 chills/2 recovers per mon
    2 subs
    ASB Arena
    All Abilties
    Doubles
    Switch = KO
    Items = Training


    Simonsays Orders

    A pony, an eagle and an owl walk into a bar
  2. SimonSays

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    Shouldn't we wait until waterwarrior picks which Pokemon he's evolving Slowpoke into?
  3. waterwarrior

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    Yeah, sorry this took so long.

    Derpy Hooves the Slowbro (open)

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    Slowpoke (Derpy Hooves) Female
    Nature: Sassy (+SpD, -Spe, -10% evasion)
    Type: Water/Psychic
    Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
    Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

    Abilities:
    Oblivious: (Innate) This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
    Own Tempo: (Innate) This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
    Regenerator (DW ability- UNLOCKED): (Innate) When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

    Stats:
    HP: 100
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 4
    SpA: Rank 4
    SpD: Rank 4 (+)
    Spe: 26 (30/1.15) (-)
    Size Class: 3
    Weight Class: 4
    Base Rank Total: 19

    EC: 6/6
    MC: 0
    DC: 5/5

    Attacks: (27 total)
    Physical:
    Brick Break
    Headbutt
    Tackle
    Zen Headbutt

    Special:
    Confusion
    Fire Blast
    Flamethrower
    Focus Blast
    Future Sight
    Psychic
    Psyshock
    Scald
    Surf
    Water Gun

    Status:
    Curse
    Disable
    Growl
    Heal Pulse
    Light Screen
    Me First
    Protect
    Rest
    Safeguard
    Slack Off
    Thunder Wave
    Trick Room
    Yawn


    Now, let's get this show on the road!
  4. SimonSays

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    [​IMG]\
    "I do believe we've been here before. Now, let us fuck!

    Wait, wrong thing. Fighting, fighting..."


    [​IMG][​IMG]
    EXP. Share | Amulet Coin

    Creon: Taunt (Derpy) ~ Night Slash (Derpy) ~ Crush Claw (Derpy)
    IF Derpy uses Protect A1, use Hammer Arm (Mr. Freeze) instead.

    Emira: Reflect ~ Fire Blast (Mr. Freeze) ~ SolarBeam (Mr. Freeze)
    IF Mr. Freeze uses Dig A3, redirect to Derpy.
  5. waterwarrior

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    [​IMG]
    "Wait, we're not here to fuck? Then why the hell did I bring this jar of lube... Also, note to self: buy Magic Coat."

    Derpy, take this Exp. Share! Mr. Freeze, take this Lucky Egg!

    "And now, gang up on that Slaking and hope for some hax! We may be taking a bit of a beating here, but you guys can easily pull through this!"

    Derpy: Scald -> Brick Break -> Scald (all Creon)
    If Creon is burned A3, change that action to Psychic (Creon)

    Mr. Freeze: Icicle Crash -> Blizzard -> Icicle Crash (all Creon where applicable)
    If either of them are frozen by Blizzard, DANCE.
  6. Orcinus Duo

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    Yeah this completely slipped under my radar and now I gotta go soon. But since waterwarrior is pressed on time I guess I’ll do a speed ref?

    Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 125 | EN: 100 | Spe: 100
    Ranks: 7/3/3/3
    Size: 4| Weight: 5
    Abilities: Traunt
    Other:
    Taunt Slowpoke-Night Slash Slowpoke-Crush Claw Slowpoke
    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva,
    Reflect-Fire Blast Swinub-Solarbeam Swinub

    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 100 | EN: 80 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other:
    Scald-Brick Break-Scald Slaking
    Swinub (M) @
    HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 58
    Ranks: 2/2/1/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
    Other: +12%acc
    Icicle Crash-Blizzard-Icicle Crash Slaking

    raw calcs (open)
    Slaking uses Taunt Slowpoke -10 en
    Swinub uses Icicle Crash -5 en
    To crit 18/100 no
    9+3-1.5=10.5 Slaking
    Slowpoke uses Scald -5 en
    To crit 39/100 no
    To burn 9/100 yes
    8+3+1.5=12.5
    Cleffa uses Reflect -7 en

    Slaking uses Night Slash Slowpoke -5 en
    To crit 33/100 no
    (3.5+3.5-2)*1.5=7.5
    Swinub uses Blizzard -7 en
    To hit 54, 61
    To crit 30, 96
    To freeze 92, 53
    Slaking: 9+3-3=9
    Cleffa: 9+3-1.5=10.5
    Slowpoke uses Brick Break -6 en
    (8)*1.5=12
    Cleffa uses Fire Blast -8 en
    To hit 26/100
    To crit 29/100
    To burn 19/100
    (12+1.5)*1.5=20.25

    Slaking uses Crush Claw -5 en
    To crit 99/100 no
    To drop 98/100 no
    8+3+3.5-2=12.5
    Swinub uses Icicle Crash -5 en
    To crit 11/100 no
    9+3-1.5=10.5 Slaking
    Slowpoke uses Psychic Slaking -7 en
    To crit 62/100 no
    To drop 91/100 no
    11+3+1.5=15.5
    Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
    To crit 41/100 no
    (12+1.5)*1.5=20.25


    Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 49 | EN: 80 | Spe: 100
    Ranks: 7/3/3/3
    Size: 4| Weight: 5
    Abilities: Traunt
    Other: Burned
    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 79 | EN: 77 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva

    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 80 | EN: 62 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other: Taunted 3a
    Swinub (M) @
    HP: 49 | EN: 83 | Spe: 58
    Ranks: 2/2/1/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
    Other: +12%acc

    They sit down at the bar; pony sits on one end, owl in the middle and eagle on the other
  7. waterwarrior

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    1. God damn did that go better than expected.
    2.I think you applied Reflect to Night Slash, as I got (4+2+(5-4)1.5)(1.5) = 11.25 DMG, so Derpy should actually be at 76 HP.
    3. You accidentally wrote that Derpy is at 62 EN instead of 82.

    Derpy: Psychic -> Psyshock -> Psychic (all Creon)
    If Emira uses Reflect, use Brick Break Creon the next action and push actions back.
    If Creon successfully uses Protect, Psyshock Emira and push back UNLESS Reflect is up, in which case Brick Break Emira

    Mr. Freeze: Blizzard -> Icicle Crash (Emira) -> Icicle Crash (Emira)
  8. SimonSays

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    "Fukken burn hax."

    Creon: Toxic (Derpy) ~ Slack Off ~ Slash (Mr. Freeze)
    IF Mr. Freeze Faints, change A3 to Night Slash (Derpy)

    Emira: Fire Blast (Mr. Freeze) ~ SolarBeam (Mr. Freeze) ~ Fire Blast (Mr. Freeze)
    IF Mr. Freeze Faints, change remaining actions to SolarBeam (Derpy)
  9. Orcinus Duo

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    Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 49 | EN: 80 | Spe: 100
    Ranks: 7/3/3/3
    Size: 4| Weight: 5
    Abilities: Traunt
    Other: Burned
    Toxic Slowbro, Slack off, Slash Swinub
    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 79 | EN: 77 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva
    Fire Blast Swinub-Solarbeam Swinub-Fire Blas Swinub

    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 76 | EN: 82 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other: Taunted 3a
    Psychic Slaking-Psyshock Slaking-Psychic Slaking
    Swinub (M) @
    HP: 49 | EN: 83 | Spe: 58
    Ranks: 2/2/1/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
    Other: +12%acc
    Glizzard-Icicle Crash Cleffa-Icicle Crash Cleffa

    WHOOPS
    raw calcs (open)
    Slaking uses Toxic Slowbro -7 en
    Swinub uses Blizzard -7 en
    To hit 28, 65
    To crit 40, 5
    To freeze 35, 69
    Slaking: 9+3-3=9
    Cleffa: 9+3-1.5+3=13.5
    Slowbro uses Psychic -7 en
    To crit 66/100 no
    To drop 10/100 yes
    11+3+1.5=15.5 Slaking
    Cleffa uses Fire Blast -8 en
    To hit 26/100
    To crit 29/100
    To burn 19/100
    (12+1.5)*1.5=20.25 Swinub

    Slaking uses Slack Off -13en
    Slaking +20 hp
    Swinub uses Icicle Crash -5 en
    To crit 34/100 no
    To flinch 92/100 no
    9+3=12 Cleffa
    Slowbro uses Psyshock -5 en
    7+3+1.5=11.5 Slaking
    Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
    To crit 14/100 no
    (12+1.5)*1.5=20.25

    Slaking uses Slash – 4en
    Swinub fainted!
    Slowbro uses Psychic -7 en
    To crit 42/100 no
    To drop 54/100 yes
    11+3+1.5+1.75=17.25 Slaking
    Cleffa uses Solarbeam -12 en
    To crit 48/100 no
    (12-1.5)*1.5+1.75=17.5 Slowbro

    Slowbro -3 hp toxic
    Slaking -6 hp burn


    Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 10 | EN: 56 | Spe: 100
    Ranks: 7/3/3/3
    Size: 4| Weight: 5
    Abilities: Traunt
    Other: Burned
    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 53 | EN: 49 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva

    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 55 | EN: 63 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other: Taunted 3a
    Swinub (M) @
    HP: KOd | EN: KOd | Spe: 58
    Ranks: 2/2/1/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
    Other: +12%acc
  10. SimonSays

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    Come again? My Cleffa fainted My Slaking?
  11. Orcinus Duo

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    what are you talking about man

    BTW FLAVOR

    The pony whispers to the owl, "Hey, tell eagle over there that he's a douchebag"
  12. SimonSays

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    "Better. Now, let's show him what it take to bring us down."

    Creon: Flail ~ Yawn ~ Slack Off
    IF Derpy uses Evasive/Protect action A1, use Slack Off A1 and Flail A3.

    Emira: Metronome ~ SolarBeam ~ Magical Leaf

    For Metronome (open)

    1. Judgement
    2. Thunder
    3. Shadow Ball
    4. Night Daze
    5. Venoshock
    6. Thunder
    7. Bug Buzz
    8. Petal Dance
    9. Aeroblast
    10. Light Screen
  13. waterwarrior

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    -holds up Mr. Freeze a la dead Jason Todd-
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo....

    Get 'em, Derpy!

    Surf -> Slack Off -> Psyshock
  14. Orcinus Duo

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    My god I’m terrible with end of round statuses

    Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 10 | EN: 56 | Spe: 100
    Ranks: 7/3/3/3
    Size: 4| Weight: 5
    Abilities: Traunt
    Other: Burned
    Flail-yawn-slack off
    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 53 | EN: 49 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva
    Metronome-Solarbeam-Magical Leaf

    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 55 | EN: 63 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other: BPSN 2dpa
    Surf-Slack Off-Psyshock
    raw calcs (open)
    Slaking uses Flail -9 en
    To crit 53/100 no
    (15+3+3.5-3)=18.5
    Slowbro uses Surf -7 en
    To crit 9, 44
    Slaking: 7.5+3+1.5
    Slaking is KOd!
    Cleffa: 7.5+3+3=13.5
    Cleffa uses Metronome
    7/10 bug Buzz -14 en
    To crit 59/100 no
    To drop 23/100 no
    (9-1.5)*1.5=11.25

    Slowbro uses Slack Off -12 en
    +20 hp
    Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
    To crit 95/100 no
    (12-1.5)*1.5=15.75 Slowbro

    Slowbro uses Psyshock -5 en
    To crit 48/100 no
    (8+3+3)=14
    Cleffa uses Magical Leaf -5 en
    To crit 70/100 no
    (6-1.5)*1.5=6.75 my god that’s pitiful.
    Slowbro -6 hp poison

    Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: KO | EN: KO | Spe: 100
    Ranks: 7/3/3/3
    Size: 4| Weight: 5
    Abilities: Traunt
    Other: Burned
    Flail-yawn-slack off
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    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 25 | EN: 22 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva

    [​IMG]
    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 17 | EN: 39 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other: BPSN 3dpa
  15. waterwarrior

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    Where's the line of the joke? Also, of course Focus Blast just misses the KO -.-

    Surf -> Brick Break -> Focus Blast
    If Solarbeam A1, change actions to Rest -> Rest -> Rest
  16. Orcinus Duo

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    Owl says, "well why don't you go over there and tell him yourself?"
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    "I did the math. The math says I win. Good game, old foe."

    Solarbeam ~ Solarbeam ~ Chill
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    Cleffa (F) @
    HP: 25 | EN: 22 | Spe: 13
    Ranks: 1/2/3/2
    Size: 1| Weight: 1
    Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
    Other: -10 eva

    [​IMG]
    Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
    HP: 17 | EN: 39 | Spe: 26
    Ranks: 3/4/4/4
    Size: 3| Weight: 4
    Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
    Other: BPSN 3dpa

    Slowbro uses Rest -15 en
    Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
    To crit 95/100 no
    (12-1.5)*1.5=15.75 Slowbro
    +12 hp Slowbro

    Slowbro is resting
    Cleffa uses Solarbeam -12 en
    To crit 95/100 no
    (12-1.5)*1.5=15.75 Slowbro
    Slowbro is KO’d!

    REWARDS:
    Waterwarrior: 1 CC
    Slowbro: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 KOC
    Swinub: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC, 1 EC/DC

    Simonsays: 2 CC
    Slaking: 4 MC, 1 KOC
    Cleffa: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC, 1 KOC

    I get 4 UC

    The pony says: I'm a little hoarse
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    I... I lost... to a Cleffa...
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    Let us never speak of this again.
  20. SimonSays

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    And a mother-fucking Slaking, you can't forget that. Good game, and until we fuck again. =]
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