Simonsays Waterwarrior. Reffing is overrated.

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Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.
Here is your flavor: Every round, I will post a line of a joke.

2v2 Babysitter
1 Day DQ (please only accept this if you can post actions once or twice a day. This can't take longer than a week. This applies to the ref as well)
5 chills/2 recovers per mon
2 subs
ASB Arena
All Abilties
Doubles
Switch = KO
Items = Training


SimonSays said:

Slaking (Creon) [M]
Nature: Lonely [Adds One (1) Rank to Attack; Subtracts One (1) Rank from Defense]
Type: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.


Abilities:
Truant: (Trait) This Pokemon is naturally lazy, and becomes Sluggish after every normal action. This effect takes place after completing any normal (e.g. non-Sluggish) action. If this Pokemon uses a move that would inflict Sluggish, it instead becomes Exhausted for the next action. When Exhausted, its Confusion stage will not be checked and it will not hit itself in confusion during the second action. It recovers 3% energy when Exhausted. If this Pokemon uses a Combination, it becomes Sluggish or Exhausted on the action following the cooldown of the combination. Truant can be altered or shifted by Skill Swap, Role Play, Gastro Acid, or Mummy, but is not changed by Entrainment, Simple Beam, or Worry Seed.


Stats:
HP: 125
Atk: Rank 7 (+)
Def: Rank 3 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 100
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 25


EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: N/A


Attacks:
Uproar
Scratch
Yawn
Encore
Slack Off
Faint Attack
Amnesia
Endure
Flail
Focus Punch
Reversal
Counter
Covet
Chip Away
Punishment

Crush Claw
Night Slash
Hammer Arm
Body Slam
Pursuit

Return
Double Team
Rock Slide
Earthquake
Facade
Toxic
Giga Impact
Protect
Taunt

Ice Punch
ThunderPunch
Sucker Punch

Moves: 32



Cleffa (Emira) [F]
Nature: Quiet [Adds One (1) Rank to Special Attack; Divides Base Speed by 1.15 and gives a flat 10 point decrease in evasion, effectively adding 10 accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 95) to opponent's attacks directed at this Pokemon.]
Type: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Cute Charm: (Innate) This Pokemon’s natural cuteness causes Pokemon of the opposite gender in the same egg group to be attracted to it 30% of the time after striking with a contact move.
Magic Guard: (Innate) This Pokemon is infused with a powerful psycho-electric energy that makes it immune to damage from Spikes, Stealth Rock, Hail, Sandstorm, Leech Seed, Poisoning, and Burn. It can still attack itself in confusion, but will not take any damage from it. Additionally, the energy protects the Pokemon from its own reckless recoil attacks. Toxic still increases in damage each round, although if Magic Guard is in effect the Pokemon will not suffer any damage. Life Orb recoil is not negated.
Friend Guard (DW): (Innate) The Pokemon's body emits an aura of joy that reduces the Base Attack Power of all opponents' attacks in multiple battles by two (2).


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 13 (15/1.15, rounded down)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 10
-10 Eva.


EC: 3/9
MC: 3
DC: 2/5


Attacks:
Pound
Charm
Encore
Sing
Sweet Kiss
Copycat
Magical Leaf

Metronome
Mimic
Wish

Fire Blast
SolarBeam
Psychic
Reflect

Moves: 14
waterwarrior said:
I can't c/p (iphone again), but if you can rip Slowpoke (evolving that one) and Swinub from my profile, that would be awesome :)

Also, its 1 in the morning here, so I'm not going to be able to order until morning. Sorry about both these things.

Slowpoke (Derpy Hooves) Female
Nature: Sassy (+SpD, -Spe, -10% evasion)
Type: Water/Psychic
Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Oblivious: (Innate) This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
Own Tempo: (Innate) This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
Regenerator (DW ability- UNLOCKED): (Innate) When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

Stats:
Slowpoke
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3 (+)
Spe: 13 (15/1.15) (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 5/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks: (27 total)
Physical:
Brick Break
Headbutt
Tackle
Zen Headbutt

Special:
Confusion
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Focus Blast
Future Sight
Psychic
Psyshock
Scald
Surf
Water Gun

Status:
Curse
Disable
Growl
Heal Pulse
Light Screen
Me First
Protect
Rest
Safeguard
Slack Off
Thunder Wave
Trick Room
Yawn

Swinub (Mr. Freeze) Male
Nature: Jolly (-SpA, +Spe, +12% Acc)
Type: Ice/Ground
Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.
Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 6 per action Energy Cost to 5 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

Abilities:
Oblivious: (Innate) This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
Snow Cloak: (Innate) This Pokemon is used to snowy blizzard conditions and gains a 20% evasion boost during Hail. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Hail damage
Thick Fat (DW ability- LOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire- and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance (2x weak becomes neutral, neutral becomes resistance, etc.)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 58
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks: (14 total)
Physical:
Dig
Double-Edge
Earthquake
Icicle Crash
Tackle

Special:
Blizzard
Icy Wind
Mud-Slap
Mud Bomb
Powder Snow

Status:
Endure
Mud Sport
Odor Sleuth
Stealth Rock
Simonsays Orders

A pony, an eagle and an owl walk into a bar
 
Yeah, sorry this took so long.


Slowpoke (Derpy Hooves) Female
Nature: Sassy (+SpD, -Spe, -10% evasion)
Type: Water/Psychic
Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Oblivious: (Innate) This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
Own Tempo: (Innate) This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
Regenerator (DW ability- UNLOCKED): (Innate) When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 4 (+)
Spe: 26 (30/1.15) (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks: (27 total)
Physical:
Brick Break
Headbutt
Tackle
Zen Headbutt

Special:
Confusion
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Focus Blast
Future Sight
Psychic
Psyshock
Scald
Surf
Water Gun

Status:
Curse
Disable
Growl
Heal Pulse
Light Screen
Me First
Protect
Rest
Safeguard
Slack Off
Thunder Wave
Trick Room
Yawn


Now, let's get this show on the road!
 
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"I do believe we've been here before. Now, let us fuck!

Wait, wrong thing. Fighting, fighting..."



EXP. Share | Amulet Coin

Creon: Taunt (Derpy) ~ Night Slash (Derpy) ~ Crush Claw (Derpy)
IF Derpy uses Protect A1, use Hammer Arm (Mr. Freeze) instead.

Emira: Reflect ~ Fire Blast (Mr. Freeze) ~ SolarBeam (Mr. Freeze)
IF Mr. Freeze uses Dig A3, redirect to Derpy.
 

"Wait, we're not here to fuck? Then why the hell did I bring this jar of lube... Also, note to self: buy Magic Coat."

Derpy, take this Exp. Share! Mr. Freeze, take this Lucky Egg!

"And now, gang up on that Slaking and hope for some hax! We may be taking a bit of a beating here, but you guys can easily pull through this!"

Derpy: Scald -> Brick Break -> Scald (all Creon)
If Creon is burned A3, change that action to Psychic (Creon)

Mr. Freeze: Icicle Crash -> Blizzard -> Icicle Crash (all Creon where applicable)
If either of them are frozen by Blizzard, DANCE.
 

Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.
Yeah this completely slipped under my radar and now I gotta go soon. But since waterwarrior is pressed on time I guess I’ll do a speed ref?

Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 125 | EN: 100 | Spe: 100
Ranks: 7/3/3/3
Size: 4| Weight: 5
Abilities: Traunt
Other:
Taunt Slowpoke-Night Slash Slowpoke-Crush Claw Slowpoke
Cleffa (F) @
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva,
Reflect-Fire Blast Swinub-Solarbeam Swinub

Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 100 | EN: 80 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other:
Scald-Brick Break-Scald Slaking
Swinub (M) @
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 58
Ranks: 2/2/1/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
Other: +12%acc
Icicle Crash-Blizzard-Icicle Crash Slaking

Slaking uses Taunt Slowpoke -10 en
Swinub uses Icicle Crash -5 en
To crit 18/100 no
9+3-1.5=10.5 Slaking
Slowpoke uses Scald -5 en
To crit 39/100 no
To burn 9/100 yes
8+3+1.5=12.5
Cleffa uses Reflect -7 en

Slaking uses Night Slash Slowpoke -5 en
To crit 33/100 no
(3.5+3.5-2)*1.5=7.5
Swinub uses Blizzard -7 en
To hit 54, 61
To crit 30, 96
To freeze 92, 53
Slaking: 9+3-3=9
Cleffa: 9+3-1.5=10.5
Slowpoke uses Brick Break -6 en
(8)*1.5=12
Cleffa uses Fire Blast -8 en
To hit 26/100
To crit 29/100
To burn 19/100
(12+1.5)*1.5=20.25

Slaking uses Crush Claw -5 en
To crit 99/100 no
To drop 98/100 no
8+3+3.5-2=12.5
Swinub uses Icicle Crash -5 en
To crit 11/100 no
9+3-1.5=10.5 Slaking
Slowpoke uses Psychic Slaking -7 en
To crit 62/100 no
To drop 91/100 no
11+3+1.5=15.5
Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
To crit 41/100 no
(12+1.5)*1.5=20.25


Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 49 | EN: 80 | Spe: 100
Ranks: 7/3/3/3
Size: 4| Weight: 5
Abilities: Traunt
Other: Burned
Cleffa (F) @
HP: 79 | EN: 77 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva

Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 80 | EN: 62 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other: Taunted 3a
Swinub (M) @
HP: 49 | EN: 83 | Spe: 58
Ranks: 2/2/1/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
Other: +12%acc

They sit down at the bar; pony sits on one end, owl in the middle and eagle on the other
 
1. God damn did that go better than expected.
2.I think you applied Reflect to Night Slash, as I got (4+2+(5-4)1.5)(1.5) = 11.25 DMG, so Derpy should actually be at 76 HP.
3. You accidentally wrote that Derpy is at 62 EN instead of 82.

Derpy: Psychic -> Psyshock -> Psychic (all Creon)
If Emira uses Reflect, use Brick Break Creon the next action and push actions back.
If Creon successfully uses Protect, Psyshock Emira and push back UNLESS Reflect is up, in which case Brick Break Emira

Mr. Freeze: Blizzard -> Icicle Crash (Emira) -> Icicle Crash (Emira)
 

"Fukken burn hax."

Creon: Toxic (Derpy) ~ Slack Off ~ Slash (Mr. Freeze)
IF Mr. Freeze Faints, change A3 to Night Slash (Derpy)

Emira: Fire Blast (Mr. Freeze) ~ SolarBeam (Mr. Freeze) ~ Fire Blast (Mr. Freeze)
IF Mr. Freeze Faints, change remaining actions to SolarBeam (Derpy)
 

Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.
Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 49 | EN: 80 | Spe: 100
Ranks: 7/3/3/3
Size: 4| Weight: 5
Abilities: Traunt
Other: Burned
Toxic Slowbro, Slack off, Slash Swinub
Cleffa (F) @
HP: 79 | EN: 77 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva
Fire Blast Swinub-Solarbeam Swinub-Fire Blas Swinub

Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 76 | EN: 82 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other: Taunted 3a
Psychic Slaking-Psyshock Slaking-Psychic Slaking
Swinub (M) @
HP: 49 | EN: 83 | Spe: 58
Ranks: 2/2/1/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
Other: +12%acc
Glizzard-Icicle Crash Cleffa-Icicle Crash Cleffa

WHOOPS
Slaking uses Toxic Slowbro -7 en
Swinub uses Blizzard -7 en
To hit 28, 65
To crit 40, 5
To freeze 35, 69
Slaking: 9+3-3=9
Cleffa: 9+3-1.5+3=13.5
Slowbro uses Psychic -7 en
To crit 66/100 no
To drop 10/100 yes
11+3+1.5=15.5 Slaking
Cleffa uses Fire Blast -8 en
To hit 26/100
To crit 29/100
To burn 19/100
(12+1.5)*1.5=20.25 Swinub

Slaking uses Slack Off -13en
Slaking +20 hp
Swinub uses Icicle Crash -5 en
To crit 34/100 no
To flinch 92/100 no
9+3=12 Cleffa
Slowbro uses Psyshock -5 en
7+3+1.5=11.5 Slaking
Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
To crit 14/100 no
(12+1.5)*1.5=20.25

Slaking uses Slash – 4en
Swinub fainted!
Slowbro uses Psychic -7 en
To crit 42/100 no
To drop 54/100 yes
11+3+1.5+1.75=17.25 Slaking
Cleffa uses Solarbeam -12 en
To crit 48/100 no
(12-1.5)*1.5+1.75=17.5 Slowbro

Slowbro -3 hp toxic
Slaking -6 hp burn


Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 10 | EN: 56 | Spe: 100
Ranks: 7/3/3/3
Size: 4| Weight: 5
Abilities: Traunt
Other: Burned
Cleffa (F) @
HP: 53 | EN: 49 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva

Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 55 | EN: 63 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other: Taunted 3a
Swinub (M) @
HP: KOd | EN: KOd | Spe: 58
Ranks: 2/2/1/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Oblivious, Snow Cloak
Other: +12%acc
 

Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.
what are you talking about man

BTW FLAVOR

The pony whispers to the owl, "Hey, tell eagle over there that he's a douchebag"
 

"Better. Now, let's show him what it take to bring us down."

Creon: Flail ~ Yawn ~ Slack Off
IF Derpy uses Evasive/Protect action A1, use Slack Off A1 and Flail A3.

Emira: Metronome ~ SolarBeam ~ Magical Leaf

1. Judgement
2. Thunder
3. Shadow Ball
4. Night Daze
5. Venoshock
6. Thunder
7. Bug Buzz
8. Petal Dance
9. Aeroblast
10. Light Screen
 

Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.
My god I’m terrible with end of round statuses

Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 10 | EN: 56 | Spe: 100
Ranks: 7/3/3/3
Size: 4| Weight: 5
Abilities: Traunt
Other: Burned
Flail-yawn-slack off
Cleffa (F) @
HP: 53 | EN: 49 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva
Metronome-Solarbeam-Magical Leaf

Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 55 | EN: 63 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other: BPSN 2dpa
Surf-Slack Off-Psyshock
Slaking uses Flail -9 en
To crit 53/100 no
(15+3+3.5-3)=18.5
Slowbro uses Surf -7 en
To crit 9, 44
Slaking: 7.5+3+1.5
Slaking is KOd!
Cleffa: 7.5+3+3=13.5
Cleffa uses Metronome
7/10 bug Buzz -14 en
To crit 59/100 no
To drop 23/100 no
(9-1.5)*1.5=11.25

Slowbro uses Slack Off -12 en
+20 hp
Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
To crit 95/100 no
(12-1.5)*1.5=15.75 Slowbro

Slowbro uses Psyshock -5 en
To crit 48/100 no
(8+3+3)=14
Cleffa uses Magical Leaf -5 en
To crit 70/100 no
(6-1.5)*1.5=6.75 my god that’s pitiful.
Slowbro -6 hp poison

Slaking (M) @ Exp Share
HP: KO | EN: KO | Spe: 100
Ranks: 7/3/3/3
Size: 4| Weight: 5
Abilities: Traunt
Other: Burned
Flail-yawn-slack off

Cleffa (F) @
HP: 25 | EN: 22 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva


Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 17 | EN: 39 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other: BPSN 3dpa
 
Where's the line of the joke? Also, of course Focus Blast just misses the KO -.-

Surf -> Brick Break -> Focus Blast
If Solarbeam A1, change actions to Rest -> Rest -> Rest
 

Orcinus Duo

Banned deucer.

Cleffa (F) @
HP: 25 | EN: 22 | Spe: 13
Ranks: 1/2/3/2
Size: 1| Weight: 1
Abilities: Cute Charm, Magic Guard
Other: -10 eva


Slowbro (M) @ Exp Share
HP: 17 | EN: 39 | Spe: 26
Ranks: 3/4/4/4
Size: 3| Weight: 4
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo, Regenerator
Other: BPSN 3dpa

Slowbro uses Rest -15 en
Cleffa uses Solarbeam -8 en
To crit 95/100 no
(12-1.5)*1.5=15.75 Slowbro
+12 hp Slowbro

Slowbro is resting
Cleffa uses Solarbeam -12 en
To crit 95/100 no
(12-1.5)*1.5=15.75 Slowbro
Slowbro is KO’d!

REWARDS:
Waterwarrior: 1 CC
Slowbro: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 KOC
Swinub: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC, 1 EC/DC

Simonsays: 2 CC
Slaking: 4 MC, 1 KOC
Cleffa: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC, 1 KOC

I get 4 UC

The pony says: I'm a little hoarse
 
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