"I'm gonna quit Smogon if I don't get what I want yada yada yada..." That's ultra dramatic, dear.
I got bored and decided to rank these Playoffs bound players. I'm famous for my honesty, so please don't be offended by anything I say. I only genuinely hate one person on Smogon and that's Masterclass because he's a piece of frozen turd who thinks he the shit when he's just shit, as in brown poop straight outta someone's butt hole kind of shit.
#1. aim
Sometimes when I watch this guy, I'm amazed at how ballsy he plays. Did you see how big his Talonflame was in that one match? He's also skillful at stealing teams and using them to their full potential.
#2. Psychotic
Probably the dark horse of the group. His teams are gimmicky and silly, but that's the main reason why he's formidable. His unpredictably will net him a few surprising wins. He's begging me for UU teams too, so clearly this guy knows what's he's doing.
3. Afro Smash
Even though he lost to me every time we played. He was a pretty tough opponent every time. People tend to steal his RMTs, so I guess he knows what's up when it comes to unknown tiers.
4. Calloflochie
Really don't know much about his plays. Getting the top overall seed isn't a fluke though. Expect him to advance to the next round at the very least.
5. gr8astard
To be frank, you were pretty lucky to get past me round 2 of the RU Open. It was my fault for using someone else's shitty team in the deciding match. Like aim, he makes risky plays and doesn't go for the safest option, which makes him somewhat annoying to play against.
6. chimpact
Sorry don't know you.
7. Lowgock
I know he's German.
8. Lol fodder.