do u even start?_?It's nothing personal; it's just Pokemon. So don't be offended by my unbiased midseason rankings.
After some painstaking analysis, here's the results.
Starting with the best team down to the worst team...
1. The Fabulous Sharks (up from #2). Hands down and dicks up, the Sharks are the best team going into midseason. Even with a copious amount of bad luck against us in Week Four, we worked together as a unit and made perhaps the greatest comeback in the history of SPL. When you have the heart of a Garchomp, it doesn't matter if you're down 0-5 in a best of twelve series, you'll emerge from the bitch wars as victors.
2. The Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga... Ruiners (up from #3). This is a bona fide good team. With merely five superb players on their roster (the rest are scrubs), they still have enough weapons to beat down their opponents. If that alone doesn't define a good team, then I don't know what does. The only loss they had was against a better team in the Sharks--a team they'll lose against again in the Finals of this year's SPL.
3. The Gay Wolfpack (up from #5). Bel Ami porno.
4. The Disabled Frogs (remains at #4). Lady Bug, sogeking, TM40, LonelyNess, reyscarface, etc. This team is composed of clowns and mentally handicapped individuals. Yet they're winning games, and remain one of the top four teams this season. I feel sorry for the remaining six teams, being rated worse than the Frogs is utterly depressing.
5. The Overachieving Classiest (up from #7). Impressive. Keep up the good work. You guys might end up as the #4 seed and then get eliminated by the Sharks come Playoffs time.
6. The Underachieving Tigers (down from #2). Y'all make me sad. Please tell one of your best players last season, DestinyUnknown, to wake the fuck up. Y'all would have easily been higher up on this list with just one more win.
7. The Erractic Cryonicles (up from #8). Too inconsistent. One week you're playing like a top tier team, the next you're splashing like Magikarps. Up a spot though, so that's still an improvement.
8. The Babyish BIGS (up from #9). Big in name but small in plays. Strikingly underwhelming to do anything this year.
9. The Complaisant Raiders (down from #6). Someone please slap the shit out of Lavos Spawn when he says, "GG [insert team here]. See you guys again in the Playoffs." Reality check: the Raiders simply don't have what it takes to make any significant noise this year. You'll surely see the people you have played against again... in next year's SPL.
10. The Mad Scooters (remains at #10).
time to carry the scooters to a trophy. lgi scoots!
Hey shut the heck up. Theyre doing their best and having fun doing what they love. How dare you put them down like that
oopsies my sincerest apologies Nails I hear scooters and me can't contain me laughtes. perhaps u can make that sad team relevant again <3
20kg in 3 months isn't too hard without juicing especially for someone who is only 50kg to start with...and soge, somalia wants 20kg in 3 months ?_? Is he juicing y/n
watch this clip and you will understand. may the buckets of fried chicken be ever in your favorHey shut the heck up. Theyre doing their best and having fun doing what they love. How dare you put them down like that
I just don't know if you are putting in yourself lean muscles. If you want to get 50kg of fat and water in 3 months I think you can get it easyly20kg in 3 months isn't too hard without juicing especially for someone who is only 50kg to start with...
I'm 85kg and just put on 4kg in this last week alone. Just eat and lift bro
Key ilyHey shut the heck up. Theyre doing their best and having fun doing what they love. How dare you put them down like that
I have put on lean muscle at close to that rate before and have had clients that have done it as well.I just don't know if you are putting in yourself lean muscles. If you want to get 50kg of fat and water in 3 months I think you can get it easyly
Why don't you just stop posting for a while...I know you're trying to be funny. Take out Laurel's prediction and what your said is accurate. Opps I did it again. I'm so sorry. Old habits take awhile to break completely.
I think if you continue to get 4kg of lean muscle every week (keeping your bf at 10%) you will be in three months near of 133kg, then take some time to get a 4~6% and become the new Mister Olympia Champion! The only-no-juicing-champion in a years. And meh, let's stop talking about bb in a pokemon forum.I have put on lean muscle at close to that rate before and have had clients that have done it as well.
I've been under 10% bodyfat my whole life and everyone I've trained has seen their bodyfat % go down as well.
But anyway Somalia is 50 freaking kg. Idt he cares if his gains are lean.
Anyway, actually related to SPL:
Whitequeen projects Classiest could go to the playoffs! Combine that with Laurel's ranking in the smogcast plus the team actually having a good record and that means we're a lock right?
If Whitequeen and Laurel believe, then it will happen.
Only Whitequeen needs to believe for it to happen.
I would but that would make my fans very unhappy. I can't stomach doing that to them.Why don't you just stop posting for a while...