So, I made a new team on Shoddy and decided to test it on the ladder after giving it a few successful runs on unrated battles. Expecting another mediocre and boring battle, I was rather shocked to have an unexpected ending to the match...
My team(in order of appearance):
KageryuEX's team(in order of appearance):
The battle logs are in bold.
Kageryu's and my comments are in italics.
My commentary on the battle is bolded and in red.
The current score is bolded and in green.
Here's how it went:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Stormfang sent out Staraptor (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
KageryuEX sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Staraptor's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Staraptor's attack!
So, yeah, another boring Gyara lead, I thought. I decided to U-Turn straight to Jolt and be done with it.
Staraptor used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Stormfang switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Kind of expected, I was sure he would DD.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Jolteon lost 75% of its health.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 90% of its health.
KageryuEX's Gyarados fainted.
Eh, Waterfall didn't faint Jolt? Sweet.
6-5.
KageryuEX switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Shit, I hate this thing. Time to get Bronzong in and set up some SR.
Stormfang switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Electivire used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Bronzong lost 30% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Bleh, unneeded hax.
Electivire used Cross Chop.
Bronzong lost 35% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Electivire used Cross Chop.
Bronzong lost 38% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Electivire lost 70% of its health.
KageryuEX's Electivire fainted.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
lol, Electivire dies so easily?
6-4 in my favour.
KageryuEX switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Forretress used Rapid Spin.
Forretress blew away the spikes!
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 2% of its health.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Grr, dumb Forry comes in to Spin my SR away, and Hypnosis misses. Greeeeeat.
Forretress used Explosion.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 20% of its health.
Stormfang's Bronzong fainted.
KageryuEX's Forretress fainted.
That was random. I guess he wanted the field to be cleared for good, as it turned out later...
5-3.
Stormfang switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
KageryuEX switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Hm, I bet he's going to try to rape my Jolt.
Stormfang switched in Staraptor (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
Staraptor's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Staraptor...
Take that, you big blob of lard.
Staraptor used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 73% of its health.
Staraptor's defence was lowered.
Staraptor's special defence was lowered.
Snorlax used Selfdestruct.
Staraptor lost 100% of its health.
Stormfang's Staraptor fainted.
KageryuEX's Snorlax fainted.
Wtf, another random blow-up.
4-2.
Stormfang switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
KageryuEX switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
Houndoom lost 63% of its health.
Houndoom used Flamethrower.
Jolteon lost 25% of its health.
Stormfang's Jolteon fainted.
Here's where I make a really fucking dumb sacrifice.
3-2.
Stormfang switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Houndoom lost 37% of its health.
KageryuEX's Houndoom fainted.
FUCK, I should have done this instead of sacrificing Jolty.
3-1.
KageryuEX switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Azelf used Nasty Plot.
Azelf's special attack was sharply raised.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Good game, this is in the bag.
Dragonite used Fire Punch.
Azelf lost 57% of its health.
Azelf used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 97% of its health.
Dragonite used Fire Punch.
Azelf lost 43% of its health.
Stormfang's Azelf fainted.
WTF!! NUUUU!! Never mind, I have 2 more pokes to deal with this Draggy, I thought...
2-1.
Stormfang switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Dragonite used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Relicanth lost 100% of its health.
Stormfang's Relicanth fainted.
Goddamnit, bloody crit #!#!@# Relicanth usually survives non-STAB Earthquakes like a true man. Too bad I didn't pass speed to Relicanth and sweep his team earlier. I still have Duggy to Sucker Punch it, so meh.
1-1.
Stormfang switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Stormfang: shit..
HOLY BALLS! I FORGOT I DON'T HAVE SUCKER PUNCH ON DUGGY OMG
Dragonite used Outrage.
Dragonite went on a rampage!
Dugtrio lost 100% of its health.
Stormfang's Dugtrio fainted.
KageryuEX wins!
KageryuEX: no sucker punch?
Stormfang: gg
KageryuEX: gg
Stormfang: nope lol
Stormfang: bloody close..
KageryuEX: 2%!
KageryuEX: xD
Stormfang: should i warstory this?
KageryuEX: sure!
OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT LOL. I made so many dumb fucking mistakes, I could've sent Azelf out to OHKO Houndoom, and sent out Jolt later to HP Ice it to bloody hell and back...If the Earthquake on Relicanth didn't hax, maybe I coulda Head Smashed it to oblivion too. But these were all my mistakes, and I knew Kageryu deserved the win. And about not having Sucker Punch on Duggy...Lol, I fixed it immediately after the match.
Props:
Jolteon, for being an awesome killer. It needs more love, I tell you.
Kageryu, for turning the tables on me once I made a dumb mistake.
Bronzong, for completely owning Electivire.
Slops:
Me, for making so many dumb mistakes at the end.
Relicanth, for doing nothing(it usually sweeps teams)
All right, that's the end of my Warstory. I hope you enjoyed reading it, and although I have not gotten it approved by a mod because I don't know how to do it, I hope it's readable.
My team(in order of appearance):
KageryuEX's team(in order of appearance):
The battle logs are in bold.
Kageryu's and my comments are in italics.
My commentary on the battle is bolded and in red.
The current score is bolded and in green.
Here's how it went:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Stormfang sent out Staraptor (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
KageryuEX sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Staraptor's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Staraptor's attack!
So, yeah, another boring Gyara lead, I thought. I decided to U-Turn straight to Jolt and be done with it.
Staraptor used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Stormfang switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Kind of expected, I was sure he would DD.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
Jolteon lost 75% of its health.
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 90% of its health.
KageryuEX's Gyarados fainted.
Eh, Waterfall didn't faint Jolt? Sweet.
6-5.
KageryuEX switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Shit, I hate this thing. Time to get Bronzong in and set up some SR.
Stormfang switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Electivire used Ice Punch.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Bronzong lost 30% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Bleh, unneeded hax.
Electivire used Cross Chop.
Bronzong lost 35% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Electivire used Cross Chop.
Bronzong lost 38% of its health.
Electivire lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Electivire lost 70% of its health.
KageryuEX's Electivire fainted.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
lol, Electivire dies so easily?
6-4 in my favour.
KageryuEX switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Pointed stones dug into Forretress.
Forretress lost 12% of its health.
Forretress used Rapid Spin.
Forretress blew away the spikes!
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 2% of its health.
Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Grr, dumb Forry comes in to Spin my SR away, and Hypnosis misses. Greeeeeat.
Forretress used Explosion.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 20% of its health.
Stormfang's Bronzong fainted.
KageryuEX's Forretress fainted.
That was random. I guess he wanted the field to be cleared for good, as it turned out later...
5-3.
Stormfang switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
KageryuEX switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Hm, I bet he's going to try to rape my Jolt.
Stormfang switched in Staraptor (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).
Staraptor's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Staraptor...
Take that, you big blob of lard.
Staraptor used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 73% of its health.
Staraptor's defence was lowered.
Staraptor's special defence was lowered.
Snorlax used Selfdestruct.
Staraptor lost 100% of its health.
Stormfang's Staraptor fainted.
KageryuEX's Snorlax fainted.
Wtf, another random blow-up.
4-2.
Stormfang switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
KageryuEX switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Jolteon used Thunderbolt.
Houndoom lost 63% of its health.
Houndoom used Flamethrower.
Jolteon lost 25% of its health.
Stormfang's Jolteon fainted.
Here's where I make a really fucking dumb sacrifice.
3-2.
Stormfang switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Houndoom lost 37% of its health.
KageryuEX's Houndoom fainted.
FUCK, I should have done this instead of sacrificing Jolty.
3-1.
KageryuEX switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Azelf used Nasty Plot.
Azelf's special attack was sharply raised.
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite's attack was raised.
Dragonite's speed was raised.
Good game, this is in the bag.
Dragonite used Fire Punch.
Azelf lost 57% of its health.
Azelf used Psychic.
Dragonite lost 97% of its health.
Dragonite used Fire Punch.
Azelf lost 43% of its health.
Stormfang's Azelf fainted.
WTF!! NUUUU!! Never mind, I have 2 more pokes to deal with this Draggy, I thought...
2-1.
Stormfang switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Dragonite used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Relicanth lost 100% of its health.
Stormfang's Relicanth fainted.
Goddamnit, bloody crit #!#!@# Relicanth usually survives non-STAB Earthquakes like a true man. Too bad I didn't pass speed to Relicanth and sweep his team earlier. I still have Duggy to Sucker Punch it, so meh.
1-1.
Stormfang switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Stormfang: shit..
HOLY BALLS! I FORGOT I DON'T HAVE SUCKER PUNCH ON DUGGY OMG
Dragonite used Outrage.
Dragonite went on a rampage!
Dugtrio lost 100% of its health.
Stormfang's Dugtrio fainted.
KageryuEX wins!
KageryuEX: no sucker punch?
Stormfang: gg
KageryuEX: gg
Stormfang: nope lol
Stormfang: bloody close..
KageryuEX: 2%!
KageryuEX: xD
Stormfang: should i warstory this?
KageryuEX: sure!
OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT LOL. I made so many dumb fucking mistakes, I could've sent Azelf out to OHKO Houndoom, and sent out Jolt later to HP Ice it to bloody hell and back...If the Earthquake on Relicanth didn't hax, maybe I coulda Head Smashed it to oblivion too. But these were all my mistakes, and I knew Kageryu deserved the win. And about not having Sucker Punch on Duggy...Lol, I fixed it immediately after the match.
Props:
Jolteon, for being an awesome killer. It needs more love, I tell you.
Kageryu, for turning the tables on me once I made a dumb mistake.
Bronzong, for completely owning Electivire.
Slops:
Me, for making so many dumb mistakes at the end.
Relicanth, for doing nothing(it usually sweeps teams)
All right, that's the end of my Warstory. I hope you enjoyed reading it, and although I have not gotten it approved by a mod because I don't know how to do it, I hope it's readable.
