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Y'all might as well find a sub-ref as I don't really have time to do this right now. Aside from my tournament match, I'm not really going to be active in ASB for awhile.
Concerned citizens, fear not. It is finals week for me, so as you can imagine I'm quite busy. However, next week darts Summer vacation, so I'll red far quicker, if you'll bear with me till then :3
Hey look, a Sumo arena in the middle of the wild! and people are battling there! Well, trying to as it seems that no one is reffing. Such a shame.
*Pokemon gets out of pokeball*
WHA--Hey Hector I didn't call you!
Hector: Snorlaaaaax!! (translation: the gods of sumo did! You must ref this match!)
...I don't wanna. What happens if I say no?
Hector: Snorlax! (translation: then I may be forced to Body Slam your face)
...oh
ALLRIGHT GUYS LET'S START ROUND #IDON'TREALLYCARE!! Our resident Marijuana Lizard is facing three-eyed Magneton. It appears that the Magneton already suffered quite a bit from this battle, but it wants to fight!
And it starts making Metal Sounds to lower Gary's defense. But the Pyroak was busy admiring a local lily and didn't really noticed. The move failed!. Actually, the move was only useful in bringing Gary back to the battle, so he left the lily alone I went all Brick Break on UFO, destroy all the non-existant screens around.
On the second turn UFO tries a more offensive approach and, facing a near blank offensive movepool, is forced to summon a massive Thunder to damage Gary and hopefully renew his paralysis. Despite the resistance, the first task was completed and the second...not so much. But Gary doesn't want to tank any more chances, as 15% paralysis is already hax enough for it to withstand, so it decides to summon the Power of the Earth and KO Magneton.
Looks like this will be a highly entertaining match!
see! fatso. I am reffing this match. Happy now?
Hector: Snorlaaax: (translation: the sumo gods are pleased)
Magneton: Metal Sound: Miss for 5 energy
Hit: 86 (miss)
Pyroak: Brick Break: 8 + 1.5 = 9.5*1.5 = 14.25 damage for 6 energy
Paralysis:58/100 (no)
Crit: 10/16 (no)