The only thing bigger than Skyla's UC boner is his ego

[Exclaimer]

And Galcier's hipster cred is only trumped by ice type cred

Skyla

Malfoy | Dragonite

Dragonite [M] [Malfoy]
Nature: Rash
Type: Dragon / Flying

[Abilities]

Inner Focus (Passive)
Multiscale (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)
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[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 5
Def: 3
SpA: 5+
SpD: 3-
Spe: 80
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 22​

EC: 9/9
MC: 3
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [43|121]

Agility
Aqua Jet
Aqua Tail
Blizzard
Bulldoze
Draco Meteor
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
Dragon Rush
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Endure
Extreme Speed
Fire Blast
Fire Punch
Flamethrower
Fly
Focus Blast
Giga Impact
Heat Wave
Hurricane
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Iron Head
Iron Tail
Leer
Outrage
Protect
Rest
Roost
Sky Drop
Slam
Sleep Talk
Steel Wing
Stone Edge
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Thunder Punch
Thunder Wave
Twister
Wrap​

Galcier

Abomasnow

Abomasnow [Twiggy "The Beserker"] (Female)
Nature:

Info on Twiggy:

Type: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)

Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.
Ice:Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.

Abilities:
Snow Warning: (Innate) This Pokemon summons a massive hailstorm upon its entry into battle that does not end, expending 10% of its energy to do so. It can re-summon the effect mid-battle for 9% Energy with a command.
Command: (Ability: Snow Warning) Hail causes two (2) damage per action to all non-Ice typed Pokemon. Hail activates the abilities Snow Cloak and Ice Body, as well as increasing Blizzard’s accuracy to 100% and letting it have an additional 30% chance to bypass Protect.
Soundproof (DW): (Innate) Pokemon with this ability emit their own powerful electrostatic or sound-dampening field, making them immune to sound-based moves other than an ally's or their own Heal Bell. (Known sound moves: Bug Buzz, Chatter, Echoed Voice, Grasswhistle, Growl, Heal Bell, Hyper Voice, Metal Sound, Perish Song, Relic Song, Roar, Round, Screech, Sing, Snarl, Snore, Supersonic, Uproar.

Mega Evolution (close)

Abilities: Snow Warning/Soundproof (H) [UNLOCKED]

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 23


Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 52 (-)

Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 17

EC: 6/6
MC: 8
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Ice Punch
Powder Snow
Leer
Razor Leaf
Icy Wind
Grass Whistle
Swagger
Mist
Ice Shard
Blizzard
Wood Hammer
Sheer Cold
Ingrain

Seed Bomb
Stomp
Leech Seed
Role Play
Worry Seed
Mud-slap
Iron Tail
Synthesis
Block
Giga Drain
Hail
Ice Beam
Swords Dance
Protect
Shadow Ball
Earthquake
Substitute
Solarbeam
Energy Ball
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Endure
Rock Tomb
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Safeguard
Double Team
Brick Break
Outrage
Grass Knot
Frost Breath
Giga Impact
Secret Power
Facade
Water Pulse
Hidden Power (Dark)
Light Screen
Safeguard

51 Moves

Megas: Yes
Items: Training + Mega Stones (Can be equipped simultaneously)
DQ: 24
Recoveries: 0
Chills: 0
Substitutions: 3

Glacier Knight Orders and equips
jayelt413 Orders and equips

 

[Glacier Knight]

<<Hola.>>

Twiggy Alcorn the Abomasnow w/ Abomasite and Exp Share
(Mega Evolve)
[Blizzard~Blizzard~Blizzard]
-If Fly, use Protect the first and third instances, and substitute (15HP) the second instance

 

[JJayyFeather]

"Let's get this over with!"
Dragonite @ EXP Share
Flamethrower | Fire Punch | Flamethrower + Flamethrower

 

[Exclaimer]

@ Exp Share
Inner Focus / Multiscale
100 HP | 100 EN
5/3/5/3/80
STATUS: OK

--------------------VS.--------------------

@ Exp Share
Snow Warning / Soundproof
100 HP | 100 EN
4/3/3/3/52 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: OK

Calcs

(All effects must be LESS THAN in order to activate. For HIT, has to be LESS THAN to hit.)

Abomasnow is a mega now.
Snow Warning makes everyone sad. (Hail)
-10 EN

A1

Dragonite uses Flamethrower! (No crit or burn)
CRIT: NO (2800>625)
EFFECT: NO (3165>1000)
(9 + 3) x 2.25 = 27 DMG
-7 EN

Abomasnow uses Blizzard! (No crit or freeze)
CRIT: NO (3232>625)
EFFECT: NO (5067>1000)
(11 + 3) x 2.25 x 0.5 = 15.75 DMG
-7 EN

Dragonite loses 2 HP.

A2

Dragonite uses Fire Punch! (Describe calcs)
CRIT: NO (5818>625)
EFFECT: NO (4061>1000)
(8 + 3) x 2.25 = 24.75 DMG
-6 EN

Abomasnow uses Blizzard! (No crit or freeze)
CRIT: NO (1923>625)
EFFECT: NO (9821>1000)
(11 + 3) x 2.25 x 0.5 = 15.75 DMG
-11 EN

Dragonite loses 2 HP.

A3

Abomasnow uses Blizzard! (No crit or freeze)
CRIT: NO (8302>625)
EFFECT: NO (5950>1000)
(11 + 3) x 2.25 x 0.5 = 15.75 DMG
-15 EN

Dragonite uses the ancient technique: Flaming Gauss Cannon! (Describe calcs) (Not actually ancient.)
CRIT: NO (3943>625)
EFFECT: NO (7818>2000)
(20.25 + 3) x 2.25= 52.3125 DMG
-31.5 EN

Abomasnow faints.

Dragonite loses 2 HP.

Dragonite:-53 HP,-55 EN
Abomasnow:-104 HP,-33 EN

@ Exp Share
Inner Focus / Multiscale
47 HP | 45 EN
5/3/5/3/80
STATUS: Cooldown

--------------------VS.--------------------

@ Exp Share
Snow Warning / Soundproof
HPKO | 67 EN
6/4/5/4/26 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: RIP

Re-reffed because galcier's orders were edited exactly when skyla posted, making it unfair

 

[Exclaimer]

Rewards:

Glacier Knight gets +1 CC; Abomasnow gets +4 MC
jayelt413 gets +1 CC; Dragonite gets +4 MC, +1 KOC

I get 3 UC