The ultimate battle for control of the world

[nightblitz42]

You know, Luxio, you might have a better chance of courting this Dragonair if you didn't look so angry all the time. How about smiling a bit?

Sucineus glares even more furiously. The target of her enmity: a Mudkip she noticed standing next to the ref. She opens her mouth to say something but her tongue, numbed by frost, refuses to move.

Thunder Wave ~ Swagger ~ Ice Fang
IF Swagger misses A2 THEN sit in a corner and cry a lot.

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

"What's wrong? Persian got your tongue? Or perhaps a Glalie?"

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

HP: 45
EN: 34
4/2/1/2/60​

HP: 49
EN: 57
3(+1, Intimidate)/3/4/2/123 (+1)

Calcs

Rainman used Toxic!
Hit=yes (1891)
Sucineus was badly poisoned!
(7 EN)

Sucineus used Thunder Wave
Rainman was 25% paralysed!
(6 EN)

Sucineus took poison damage!

Rainman: 50 EN, 49 HP (20% PAR) (Intimidate)
Sucineus: 28 EN, 44 HP (TOX (1))

Action 2

Sucineus used Swagger!
Hit=yes (5857)
Confusion=3 turns (3982)
Rainman was confused! His attack stat sharply rose!
(7 EN)

Rainman used Flamethrower!
Shed Skin=no (9299)
Paralyse=yes (9362)
Rainman is paralysed! He can't move!

Sucineus took poison damage!

Rainman: 50 EN, 49 HP (10% PAR) (Intimidate) (+2 Atk) (Confused 2A)
Sucineus: 21 EN, 43 HP (TOX (1))

Action 3

Sucineus used Ice Fang
Hit=yes (8459)
Crit=no (4083)
Freeze=yes (109)
Freeze counter=0 (1584)
7 (BP) + 4 (Atk) - 3 (Def) - 2 (Rivalry) - 2 (Marvel Scale) x 1.5 (Effectiveness)
Rainman took 7.5 damage!
Rainman was frozen for 0 turns!
(4 EN)

Rainman thawed out!
Shed Skin=no (8121)
Paralysis=no (3184)
Confusion=yes (5199)
4 (BP) + 3 (Atk) - 3 (Def) + 2 (Boost)
Rainman hurt himself in his confusion!
Rainman snapped out of his confusion!
(3 EN)

Sucineus took poison damage!
Sucineus's poison worsened!

Rainman: 47 EN, 41.5 HP ( +2 Attack) (Intimidate) (5% PAR)
Sucineus: 17 EN, 42 HP (TOX (2))

"This round starts with both fighters inflicting status on each other, Rainman shooting out a glob of poisonous... Stuff to wear down Sucineus, while Sucineus has a different plan in mind. She releases an electrical charge that immobilises the Dragonair. She then takes this second to say something to Rainman. I couldn't hear it from here, but it looks like she regrets saying it. Rainman strains to move his body, but to no avail. Sucineus then closes her eyes and takes a big, cold bite at Rainman's neck! Rainman, completely out of it at this point finally regains some control of his body and slaps himself in the face. Good job, Sucineus that was a great comeback."

"Boo, go Rainman!"

"Look, Sally! It's a Zapdos!"

...

"She's gone now."​

HP: 42
EN: 12
(TOX (2)) 4/2/1/2/60​

HP: 42
EN: 47
3/3(+2, Intimidate)/4/2/70 (5% PAR)

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nightblitz42 orders
Toon orders

Edit: fixed abilities, thanks Toon!

 

[nightblitz42]

It would appear Dragonair wants to tear you apart now, Luxio. I wish you the best of luck in the afterlife.

Sucineus: "I always knew this is how my life would end: being savagely attacked by an angry, yet very attractive, Pokemon. It's the price one must pay for loving too indiscriminately."

Chill ~ Ice Fang ~ Crunch
IF Dragonair is under the effect of a P/E move when Luxio would act a2 or a3 THEN Chill, pushing actions back.

 

[Toon]

Marvel scales, shed skin, rivalry don't forget them :3

Dragon rush -> Flamethrower -> dragon rush

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

HP: 42
EN: 12
(TOX (2)) 4/2/1/2/60​

HP: 42
EN: 47
3/3(+2, Intimidate)/4/2/70 (5% PAR)

Calcs

Sucineus chilled!

Rainman used Dragon Rush!
Shed Skin=no (8112)
Paralysis=no (1187)
Hit=no (9974)
Rainman missed!
(6 EN)

Sucineus took poison damage!

Rainman: 41 EN, 42 HP (Intimidate) (+2 Attack)
Sucineus: 24 EN, 40 HP (TOX (2))

Action 2

Rainman used Flamethrower!
9 (BP) + 4 (SpA) - 2 (SpD)
Crit=no (2127)
Added effect=no (6384)
Sucineus took 11 damage!
(7 EN)

Sucineus used Ice Fang
Hit=yes (306)
Crit=yes (458)
Freeze=no (2472)
Flinch=no (9343)
7 (BP) + 4 (Atk) - 3 (Def) - 2 (Rivalry) x 1.5 (Effectiveness)
Rainman took 9 damage!
(4 EN)

Sucineus took poison damage!

Rainman: 34 EN, 33 HP (Intimidate)
Sucineus: 20 EN, 27 HP (TOX (2))

Action 3

Rainman used Dragon Rush!
Hit=yes (780)
Crit=no (2617)
Flinch=yes (211)
10 (BP) + 3 (STAB) + 3 (Atk) - 2 (Def) - 2 (Intimidate)
Sucineus took 14 damage!
(7 EN)

Sucineus flinched!

Sucineus took poison damage!
Sucineus's poison worsened!

Rainman: 27 EN, 33 HP (Intimidate)
Sucineus: 20 EN, 13 HP (TOX (3))

"Sucineus needs to recover her strength after last round, so she takes some time to relax. However, Rainman has other things planned. He harnesses the power of the dragon type and rushes right at Sucineus, and then rushes right past her, missing the target completely. He also seems to have regained full control of his body, his scales softening once again. Rainman, annoyed with his miss decides to engulf Sucineus in flames! That's not very gentlemanly! But Sucineus, her strength fully recovered jumps through the flames and bites Rainman right on the head, making his head wings seem to fold up. Rainman takes advantage of being at close range to whack Sucineus with a Dragon Rus so strong that she can't move afterwards!"

"I'm getting reports of tornadoes dissipating and earthquakes stopping! Finish it, Rainman! So the world doesn't end!"

"You're all such drama queens."
​

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HP:13
EN: 20
(TOX (3)) 4/2/1/2/60​

HP: 33
EN: 27
3/3(Intimidate)/4/2/70

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Toon orders
nightblitz42 orders

 

[Toon]

Flamethrower -> Ice beam -> Flamethrower
IF chill THEN chill and push back
IF damaging ice combo THEN agility (evasion)

 

[nightblitz42]

According to my calculations, we probably have less than an 8% chance of winning. Maybe.

Sucineus: "Really? I'd have better odds trying to de-orbit the planet into the sun using Magnet Rise."

...

Sucineus: "That was sarcasm."

Swagger ~ Ice Fang + Ice Fang ~ Cooldown (Magnet Rise + Magnet Rise)

 

[nightblitz42]

Oh wait Rainman's faster and I'm stupid

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

HP: 13
EN: 20
(TOX (3)) 4/2/1/2/60​

HP: 33
EN: 27
3/3(Intimidate)/4/2/70

Calcs

Rainman used Flamethrower!
9 (BP) + 4 (SpA) - 2 (SpD) + 3 (Crit)
Crit=yes (293)
Added effect=no (4188)
Sucineus took 14 damage!
Sucineus fainted!
(7 EN)

Rainman: 20 EN, 33 HP
Sucineus: KO

"Rainman finishes the battle with a super powerful Flamethrower! The ultimate battle has ended!"

"This just in, all natural disasters have stopped! It has also just been discovered that Delibird presents are edible, and Delibirds make millions each year! World hunger has been cured!"

"That means I can continue to spend my life with my gems. I'll go caress a sapphire for a few hours."
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HP:KO
EN: KO
4/2/1/2/60​

HP: 33
EN: 20
3/3/4/2/70

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Lopish gets 1 EC, 1 AC, 1 KOC and 3 MC
Apollo gets 1 EC, 1 KOC and 3 MC
Rainman gets 1 EC, 1 KOC and 3 MC
Sucineus gets 2 EC, 1 AC and 2 MC
Toon gets 2 CC
nightblitz42 gets 2 CC
I get 6 UC