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Completed These puns are getting too damn old! Texas vs. ED!

Discussion in 'ASB' started by UllarWarlord, Nov 1, 2012.

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  1. UllarWarlord

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    Let's outline the rules!

    And the teams!

    Texas, you send out first and equip an item if you wish to do so! Then Eternal Drifter sends out and orders, PMing me if he's choosing Zorua! Then Texas orders!

    LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLE

    And remember, you can PM me your real orders if you're sending out Zorua and give total bs orders in the thread
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    Fraxure with Exp. Share lgi
  3. Eternal Drifter

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    Sending out Decoy with an Amulet Coin.

    Decoy:
    Action 1: Sonicboom
    Action 2: Headbutt
    Action 3: Charge Beam
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    Taunt ~ Dig ~ Dragon Claw
  5. UllarWarlord

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    [​IMG]
    HP: 100
    EN: 100
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy

    [​IMG]
    HP: 90
    EN: 100
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +30% Accuracy

    And the battle begins! The Fraxure starts it off by using...Taunt? But Eternal Drifter only ordered attacking moves...wtf. Now the Voltorb is attempting to Taunt its foe, but can't out of rage! Can they even LEARN that move? Anyways, Slasher burrows underground, as Decoy attempts a shadowy Night Daze! I think I get it now...yup, I'm right. as the Fraxure Digs up underneath its opponent, it proves to have been an Illusion! Mirage the Zorua was the one actually sent out! In any case, Mirage fails at yet another move due to the Taunt, while Slasher rakes her with a Dragon Claw! It's pretty clear who has the advantage, but can ED turn this around?

    Calculations (open)
    Slasher used Taunt!
    Decoy is Taunted into only using attacking moves!
    -10 EN

    Decoy is unable to use Taunt after being Taunted!

    Slasher went underground!

    Decoy used Night Daze!
    The attack missed!
    -6 EN

    Slasher used Dig!
    <6297=nocrit>
    8+4.5-2=11 damage!
    Mirage's Illusion faded!
    -10 EN

    Slasher used Dragon Claw!
    <5097=nocrit>
    8+3+4.5-2=14 damage!
    -5 EN

    Mirage is unable to use Toxic after the Taunt!


    [​IMG]
    HP: 100
    EN: 75
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy

    [​IMG]
    HP: 65
    EN: 94
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 1 (-)
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 75 (+)
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +13% Accuracy, Taunted for three (3) actions

    Your move, Texas.
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    Well that worked out decidedly well. Though the name of the Voltorb, decoy, was something of a tip off.

    X-Scissor, Dragon Claw, Superpoer
  7. Eternal Drifter

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    "The gig is up, eh? Go out with a bang, Mirage!"

    Decoy Mirage:
    Action 1: Counter
    Action 2: Foul Play
    Action 3: Sucker Punch

    (Also, shouldn't Slasher have done less damage due to Rivalry? Mirage is a Female, and Slasher is a Male)

    IF Counter cannot be used due to Taunt, use Sucker Punch instead.
  8. UllarWarlord

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    [​IMG]
    HP: 100
    EN: 75
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy

    [​IMG]
    HP: 65
    EN: 94
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 1 (-)
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 75 (+)
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +13% Accuracy, Taunted for three (3) actions

    No time for flavor, sorry guise.

    Calculations (open)
    Slasher used X-Scissor!
    <3888=nocrit>
    (8+4.5-2)*1.5=16 damage!
    -6 EN

    Mirage used Counter!
    21 damage!
    -13 EN

    Slasher used Dragon Claw!
    <6460=nocrit>
    8+3+3.5-2=13 damage!
    -5 EN

    Mirage used Foul Play!
    <8623=nocrit>
    10+3+1.5=15 damage!
    -6 EN

    Mirage used Sucker Punch!
    <6899=nocrit>
    8+3=11 damage!
    -5 EN

    Slasher used Superpower!
    (12+4.5-2)*1.5=22 damage!
    -1 Atk
    -1 Def
    -8 EN


    [​IMG]
    HP: 53
    EN: 75
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def

    [​IMG]
    HP: 14
    EN: 51
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 1 (-)
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 75 (+)
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +13% Accuracy
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    Mirage:
    Action 1: Faint Attack
    Action 2: Faint Attack
    Action 3: Faint Attack

    IF Slasher uses Dig, use Pursuit that action.
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    X-Scissor (three times if its really necessary)
  11. UllarWarlord

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    [​IMG]
    HP: 53
    EN: 75
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def

    [​IMG]
    HP: 14
    EN: 51
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 1 (-)
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 75 (+)
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +13% Accuracy

    COUP DE GRACE, BABY.

    Calculations (open)
    Slasher used X-Scissor!
    <2489=nocrit>
    ((8+4.5-2)*1.5)-1.75=14 damage!
    -6 EN

    Mirage fainted!


    [​IMG]
    HP: 53
    EN: 69
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def

    [​IMG]
    HP: KO
    EN: KO
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 1 (-)
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 75 (+)
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +13% Accuracy, Ded

    ED automagorically sends out Decoy the Voltorb (for real this time), and Texas orders first.
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    Hmm...well if I want Fraxure to have teh KOC it makes more sense to switch out to Flarelm @ Exp. Share

    counterswitch automatically declined

    Earth power, Seed Bomb, Earth Power
  13. Eternal Drifter

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    Bah... I'll attach my Exp Share to the real Decoy.

    Decoy:
    Action 1: Light Screen
    Action 2: Sucker Punch
    Action 3: Headbutt
  14. UllarWarlord

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    [​IMG]
    HP: 100
    EN: 100
    Atk: Rank 3 (+)
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 3
    Spe: 48 (-)
    Size Class: 3
    Weight Class: 4
    Other: -10% Evasion

    [​IMG]
    HP: 90
    EN: 100
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +30% Accuracy

    Too much hax in this round for me to provide flavor. x.x

    Calculations (open)
    Decoy used Light Screen!
    A barrier came up around Decoy's side of the field!
    -8 EN

    Titan used Earth Power!
    <7235=nocrit>
    <334=sideeffect>
    (4.5+3)*1.5=11 damage!
    -1 SpD for Decoy
    -7 EN

    Decoy used Sucker Punch!
    <5805=nocrit>
    8-1.5=7 damage!
    -6 EN

    Titan used Seed Bomb!
    <113=crit>
    8+3+1.5+3=16 damage!
    -5 EN

    Decoy used Headbutt!
    <5734=nocrit>
    <2042=sideeffect>
    7-1.5=6 damage!
    -5 EN

    Titan flinched and couldn't move!


    [​IMG]
    HP: 87
    EN: 88
    Atk: Rank 3 (+)
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 3
    Spe: 48 (-)
    Size Class: 3
    Weight Class: 4
    Other: -10% Evasion

    [​IMG]
    HP: 63
    EN: 81
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +30% Accuracy, -1 SpD, Light Screen(3a)
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    Decoy:
    Action 1: Toxic
    Action 2: Headbutt
    Action 3: Screech

    IF Subsitute is up action 2 or three, start Rollout.
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    Seed Bomb ~ Flaem wheel ~ seed bomb
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    [​IMG]
    HP: 87
    EN: 88
    Atk: Rank 3 (+)
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 3
    Spe: 48 (-)
    Size Class: 3
    Weight Class: 4
    Other: -10% Evasion

    [​IMG]
    HP: 63
    EN: 81
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +30% Accuracy, -1 SpD, Light Screen(3a)

    This round was...kinda boring. Besides the poisoning. Oh, and Light Screen fading. Sorry, I'm just not feeling like flavor today...I promise the next one will have it tho.

    Calculations (open)
    Decoy used Toxic!
    Titan became badly poisoned!
    -7 EN

    Titan used Seed Bomb!
    <5353=nocrit>
    8+3+1.5=13 damage!
    -5 EN

    Titan suffered from its poison!
    -1 HP

    Decoy used Headbutt!
    <6165=nocrit>
    <6801=nosideeffect>
    7-1.5=6 damage!
    -5 EN

    Titan used Flame Wheel!
    <4039=nocrit>
    6+3+1.5=11 damage!
    -3 EN

    Titan suffered from its poison!
    -1 HP

    Decoy used Screech!
    Titan's Defense was lowered harshly!
    -6 EN

    Titan used Seed Bomb!
    <8350=nocrit>
    8+3+1.5=13 damage!
    -5 EN

    Decoy's Light Screen faded!


    [​IMG]
    HP: 79
    EN: 75
    Atk: Rank 3 (+)
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 3
    SpD: Rank 3
    Spe: 48 (-)
    Size Class: 3
    Weight Class: 4
    Other: -10% Evasion, Badly Poisoned(2DPA), -2 Def

    [​IMG]
    HP: 26
    EN: 63
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +30% Accuracy
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    Initiate switch to Fraxure, counterswitch automatically declined

    Dig ~ Dragon Claw ~ Dual Chop
    IF Protect, Dragon Rage and push back
  19. Eternal Drifter

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    *Crackle, Crackle* *FWAK-BOOM!*

    Decoy:
    Action 1: Headbutt
    Action 2: Selfdestruct
    Action 3: Selfdestruct

    IF Headbutt causes a flinch, repeat and push actions back.
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    [​IMG]
    HP: 53
    EN: 69
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: +10% Accuracy,-1 Atk, -1 Def

    [​IMG]
    HP: 26
    EN: 63
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: +30% Accuracy

    Calculations (open)
    Decoy used Headbutt!
    <7984=nocrit>
    <2033=sideeffect>
    7-1.5+1.75=7 damage!
    -5 EN

    Slasher flinched!

    Decoy used Headbutt!
    <7154=nocrit>
    <6104=sideeffect>
    7-1.5+1.75=7 damage!
    -5 EN

    Slasher used Dragon Claw!
    Who cares how much damage
    -lazyref EN

    Decoy used SELFDESTRUCT BOOOOOOOM
    20-1.5+1.75=20 damage!
    -15 EN
    Decoy fainted!


    [​IMG]
    HP: What
    EN: just happened?
    Atk: Rank 4
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 1 (-)
    SpD: Rank 2
    Spe: 78 (+)
    Size Class: 2
    Weight Class: 3
    Other: Face covered in soot

    [​IMG]
    HP: Blown
    EN: Up
    Atk: Rank 2
    Def: Rank 2
    SpA: Rank 2
    SpD: Rank 1-
    Spe: 115+
    Size Class: 1
    Weight Class: 2
    Other: Achmed

    ...and that's that. No real flavor needed, I guess.

    Now for prizes!

    Me: 4 UC woo

    Texas: 2 CC
    Slasher the Fraxure: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 DC, 2 KOC
    Titan the Flarelm: 1 EC, 3 MC

    Eternal Drifter: 3 CC
    Mirage the Zorua: 1 EC, 2 MC
    Decoy the Voltorb: 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 DC

    Cheers!
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