Multi Gen Ubers Premier League IV - Smack Talk Thread

[yohoE]

my team is sick
all others will get the dick

 

[The Miracle]

What the heck is this nonsense?

 

[Donkey]

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-ubers-33564

the man is holding me back

 

[hyw]

nonsense is that ur getting the dick
and the chopstick
AND the icepick
fucking brick-
heads u can lick
and choke on my prick
bc were coming in w fucking broomsticks
sweep ur sorry asses like i was flossing with a toothpick
after a nice meal of handpicked
carrot sticks
shit's easier than ibra on a freekick
so get outta the way quick
bc this arithmetrics
nothing more than yohoE's
magic trick

GGENESECTS

 

[Krauersaut]

Jan 16 03:10:30 <Level> !nominate peli
Jan 16 03:23:21 <Mr378> !nominate Thugly Duckling

 

[Peli]

nice overpay on krau

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11:43 dicee someoen that
11:43 dicee no one will bid on
11:43 dicee as a username
11:43 dicee like krauersaut

 

[yohoE]

Jan 16 02:53:57 <yohoE> !nominate krauersaut

 

[Pearl]

2 hours since the auction ended and I'm still trying to figure out why this tour has a midseason

 

[gali]

vileman sucks

 

[Peli]

[19:36:30] @Aurora: Fireburn
[19:36:32] @Aurora: i have a proposal
[19:36:33] @Aurora: from now on
[19:36:36] @Aurora: in all league auctions
[19:36:41] @Aurora: instead of working in thousands
[19:36:46] @Aurora: we work in units of 3k
[19:36:49] @Aurora: and call each unit a krauersaut
[19:36:58] #Fireburn: approved

 

[col49]

 

[Sweep]

PROBLEMS: 30 minutes in and I've already told lance to suck a dick
PROBLEMS: how long will this bond last

 

[Aquasition]

Oh dear, Lance and Problems are on the same team.

Gonna be honest here, I'm kind of unhappy that I didn't get picked, but at the same time, I also agree that I really haven't been doing anything in the ubers room. I really need to do something about that, but I've already got bad experiences from roomtours :( I need to reignite my passion for ubers somehow. Sigh...

 

[aurora]

Rolling in are the really good reshirams
We the best and we finna be winning fam
We gone drop Dracos on all of yo ass
For us every matchup gone be a free pass
To victory we'll play through every match
'Cause Raseri the king bought himself a batch
Of pure talent, nothing less than the fuckin best
PROBS Finch Lance Isa and all the rest

Genesects need not hope for a damn tie
'Gainst us 'cause we be blowin' them up the sky
Durians will regret not biddin on me
When their best player's named jonathanrp
Drizzlers, man, it's just so unfair
That one of your bidders was a fucking chair
Strongs must be the victims of a con
If their best ORAS player uses damn Flygon
Last but not least, Fossils, niggas... damn!
Y'all bought an aviary when you bid on shrang

This ends my rap, it's been such a pleasure
To glorify my team at my fuckin leisure

 

[Scotti]

Name: Scotti
Metagames Played: All
Inactivity: I am free 6 weeks from now

Buy me plz I am desperate :O

 

[PROBLEMS]

requesting name change to Transcendent Godlems Oli

 

[Nayrz]

free donkey

 

[Kingler]

Bad thread

go team etc

 

[Isa]

goo auction

 

[Tomahawk]

just to check: Froslass isn't banned right?

 

[absdaddy]

Not in Ubers Tomahawk

 

[orch]

Does that mean we're playing without evasion clause in dpp ubers..?

 

[Tomahawk]

Does that mean we're playing without evasion clause in dpp ubers..?

Double team and such is still banned then but not sand veil and snow cloak.

and thanks absdaddy :)

 

[n00b]

if the tour was decided on who had the best raps you would all fucking lose
don't quit your day job

edit: except yohoE

 

[Thugly Duckling]

Who wants to see a Fireceus this year