War of the Burning Sea

[Snarguffle]

Ragnarok
Heavy Slam - Earthquake - Heavy Slam

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

Honestly, you say that like I chill every round! You're not wrong. Oh, look, my plan's come together."
Will-O-Wisp > Chill > Chill

 

[nightblitz42]

Round 14 15 (looking back, I accidentally counted Round Six twice)​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 59
EN: 50
Stats: 3/3/3/4/17/1/2
Status: -2 Speed, -10 Evasion, +1 MC, 1 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: 100
EN: 19
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: Taunted (5a), +1 CC​

Ultimate Math

(All rolls assume the listed event takes place if the number rolled is LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO the probability.)
A1

Steelix used Heavy Slam!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 9/16): NO
Damage = [ 4 + 2 * ( 8 - 2 ) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 ] = 20.5 Damage
Energy cost = 5 + ( 8 / 1.5 ) = -10.333... EN
Steelix's Taunt decays -1 stage: Taunted (4a)

Sableye used Will-O-Wisp!
Hit chance = 85/100 (rolled 23/100): HIT
Steelix was Burned!
-7 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A2

Steelix used Earthquake!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 15/16): NO
Damage = ( 10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ) = 11.5 Damage
-7 EN
Steelix's Taunt decays -1 stage: Taunted (3a)

Sableye used Chill!
+12 EN

Steelix is Burned!
-2 HP

A3

Steelix used Heavy Slam!
Hit chance = ( 100 + 10 )% : HIT
Crit chance = 1/16 (rolled 6/16): NO
Damage = [ 4 + 2 * ( 8 - 2 ) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 3 ] = 17.5 Damage
Energy cost = 5 + ( 8 / 1.5 ) = -10.333... EN
EN KO: Steelix fainted!
The winner is Vanillish Wafer!

TL;DR
Sableye: -50 HP, + 5 EN
Steelix: -4 HP, -28 EN (ENKO)

Whatever Greed said last round didn't go over too well with Ragnarok. Driven by senseless rage, the steel giant tosses his bulk at Greed. His Heavy Slams, which do ridiculous damage, almost manage to KO Greed -- it's quite impressive. In the end, though, Ragnarok ends up playing right into Greed's plan by tiring itself out to the point of exhaustion. All the sneaky specter has to do is sit back and Chill while his angry opponent defeats himself. The winner of this match is Vanillish Wafer!​

Sableye w/Exp. Share
Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall
HP: 9
EN: 55
Stats: 3/3/3/4/17/1/2
Status: +1 MC, 2 KOC

Steelix w/Amulet Coin
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP: KO
EN: KO
Stats: 4/9/1/3/30/7/8
Status: KO, +1 CC​

Booty:​

Vanillish Wafer: +3CC
"The Laxative" the Munchlax: +1EC, +2MC, +1AC
"Greed" the Sableye: +3MC, +1AC, +2KOC

Snarguffle: +3CC
"Mobius" the Wailmer: +1EC, +2MC, +1AC, +1KOC, +1LEC
"Ragnarok" the Steelix: +2MC, +1AC​

And for your glorious refs:
Total UC = 6 + ( 15 - 6 ) = 15UC
Agender Nerd: +4UC
nightblitz42: +11UC​