Diplomacy Blind Date Diplomacy - GAME OVER (7-way draw)

Good news! Sunny’s making good progress towards being a lawyer - he really can take words out of context and use them to fit his view of the world.

Nowhere did I say Germany can never stab its allies. I agree! If Germany could never stab its allies, it would have a 0% win rate. But what Sunny constantly fails to mention is that my current board state does not let me stab!

Hell, in the first post-Revival Diplo game I was Germany and did indeed stab Russia, one of my allies, throughout the game! Want to know how I did that? It’s because I was not being pushed by France or England (yet), nor was I being really aggressed upon in the South. While I will say that the South isn’t much of a threat, the fact remains that I am far more unstable now.

Germany will commit to our allies because we die if we don’t.
dude france literally locked in on you 18 seconds after the game started
source: was france
 
dude france literally locked in on you 18 seconds after the game started
source: was france
what game was this

I do not recall

I was talking about the very first game where Sunny was France unless you were hydra’ing and I forgot
 
Good news! Sunny’s making good progress towards being a lawyer - he really can take words out of context and use them to fit his view of the world.

Nowhere did I say Germany can never stab its allies. I agree! If Germany could never stab its allies, it would have a 0% win rate. But what Sunny constantly fails to mention is that my current board state does not let me stab!

Hell, in the first post-Revival Diplo game I was Germany and did indeed stab Russia, one of my allies, throughout the game! Want to know how I did that? It’s because I was not being pushed by France or England (yet), nor was I being really aggressed upon in the South. While I will say that the South isn’t much of a threat, the fact remains that I am far more unstable now.

Germany will commit to our allies because we die if we don’t.
Good to see my tuition dollars aren't going to waste. /s
Germany right now is, I'll say it, a fairly weak state compared to most. But what that means is that we have to keep our allies - we cannot readily stab them unlike Sunny can.
Do you really expect the other players to be so dumb? You wanted us to implicitly insert "...allies 'until I want to stab you?'" into this phrase? Don't make me laugh. Of course not! Don't pretend like you're some benevolent power whose interests align with everyone else's; you're not some paragon of the game who gets to have his fingers in everyone's pies like you're trying to do here.

I have more productive things to do than squabble about semantics with one who, in the words of dak, "lies as easily as he breathes." I already admitted that I am probably not taking the W here against an EG, so I really don't care what "excuses" about my comments DBD makes in his desperate attempt to gaslight the rest of you. But I will leave y'all with one final question for some food for thought:

Why does DBD feel such a need to challenge me when I point out his blatant lies? Again, I already admitted my self-interest here: since I can't win against an EG, I just want DBD (and to a slightly lesser extent, Hydro) to lose. I have no compunctions about future victory. He's just trying to keep you all complacent until he's too big to stop. For your sakes, I encourage you to keep him on a short leash. Alice Kazumi HydrogenHydreigon Duskfall98 destroy him after you take out Turkey, OK? I would rather see this serpent get his comeuppance than any one of you.
 
Also HydrogenHydreigon I want to pick your brain for a second--what was the rationale for the G choice over me?
scandinavia becomes much harder if germany starts tryign to yeet us and im thinking that i maybe did not think this through fully but
also i think i hallucinating an attempt to invade belgium which was actualyl holland? that was a me problem but uhm yeah

i am just horrible under presure okay
 
Winter 1903 Builds
Austria puts down a fresh unit, Russia makes a tough decision, and England arguably does both!
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Austria
Build A Tri

England
Build F Lvp

Russia
Disband F Stp(nc)

It is now Spring 1904. Generals should submit orders to me by Thursday, November 21st, at 9PM PST (GMT-8).

GM's Notes:

There's been a lot more chatter in the Discord server that resembles the type of negotiation that should only happen in this thread. Diplomats, please try to limit that. Also if Generals could stop spewing during those same conversations, that'd be great!
 
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