not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

The mandatory training I had at work yesterday had a slide that said "We are honest in our messaging. Never speak to the media about the company." Now I'm very suspicious of where I work.
Well companies not wanting untrained employees to talk with the media isn't unusual, but the way it is phrased is like the most sus way to say that

also, why are you still working? You're 124 years old
 
The mandatory training I had at work yesterday had a slide that said "We are honest in our messaging. Never speak to the media about the company." Now I'm very suspicious of where I work.

When I got my job where there literally was a slide where they tried telling me how unions are bad and I just laughed like "I think this was better left unaddressed cus most people see through this." - We know you don't wanna unionize cus you print money and dont wanna let anyone else have it despite demanding more than you're willing to do.
I don't support their stance at all for clarity I just found it funny... like people are getting millions a year to try and fog the message to "Everyday folks/workers" like us and clearly suck at their job lol.
 
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Are you perhaps an Alakazam
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Yall reckon Alakazams judge each other on their mustaches or on their spoons?

my question is where are they getting all these spoons? are they bending em back and forth? wouldn't it break eventually? do they summon spoons somehow off psychic powers if their's breaks? is the trainer in hock since that asshole keeps breaking his spoons? hows does he manage to successfully pull off looking aggressive while wielding spoons?

that'd be like me running into a fight with a pool noodle.

side note: I remember as a kid we use to call Alakazam "Augustus Ferguson" (i have no idea why that was the name we set on lol, i think that was the one we giggled at most just teasing its design bored on the bus) cus of his moustache making him seem like some 1800s military general.
 
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Pretty weird how there's never been a live-action Spider-man TV show. Multiple animated series and live-action movies but not this. Probably not a budget issue given shows like Lois & Clark so what gives
 
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