smogoff moderator conclave

[az]

we are yet to see the telltale white plumes of smoke from the smogoff moderator conclave—indicator of the successful nominatoirship of a new smogoff moderator

subscribe to this thread for updates as we will be bringing you Real Verified info and spurious rumour alike as this story develops

 

[az]

RUMOUR: the new smogoff moderator will have a user id of >500000

 

[vishy fishy]

RUMOUR: the new smogoff moderator will have a user id of >500000

Welp idk my user id so this won’t stop me from coping

 

[az]

VERIFIED: since moderatorship deliberations were announced, performative minimodding has increased by 47%

it's a minimodinomenon

 

[az]

RUMOUR: the next smogoff moderator will be the elemental inversion of phoopes

 

[Kiwi]

This might give it away, but the new smogoff moderator is shiny and sparkly anf pretty and they have nice hands

 

[Dead by Daylight]

the bomb is in the conclave btw

 

[Blizihguh]

RUMOUR: A terrorist has planted a bomb in the smogoff moderator conclave

 

[internet]

i know what everyone's thinking, but i politely declined, and also politely declined on behalf of Ohmachi

 

[Smudge]

the bomb is in the conclave btw

7355608

 

[Divine Retribution]

Can the smogoff moderator delete smogoff? Asking for a friend

 

[az]

RUMOUR: the smogoff conclave is at risk of becoming convlex

 

[az]

RUMOUR: ohhhhhhh shit.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

RUMOUR: ohhhhhhh shit.

where's the next pope nomination?

 

[Sijih]

a most difficult decision... granting the power of phoopal infallibility is not to be taken lightly

 

[az]

VERIFIED: a bird has gotten scared

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

VERIFIED: a bird has gotten scared

Albatross stop trying to interfere in the conclave you sneaky little skua

 

[Albatross]

Sorry I was trying to huff the vape juice smoke I hear the papal pens hit different

 

[Ohmachi]

I'll be the new mod. I will make Smogoff Great again. I will provide references (VGC references), I am professionally licensed so I won't leak banned user profiles (excluding Bluus; to show why HE needed to get banned) and I'll draw a new custom meme for the server.

Lets makes the server worth posting in.

 

[Ohmachi]

Meme's aside; A million years ago I shit posted in this server, and i drew in MS paint a ton of cool of memes. I want to be a mod of smogoff because the people who post here are my people. I'll put my time and effort into making this server the best server.

 

[Ohmachi]

Or choose another Pinkmoth, Internet, or Rodan.

 

[Ohmachi]

Where is V? Did you exclude him from your mod election too?
I want to be mod because this server deserves someone who cares and not someone whose going to power trip, or forgets this place exist.

 

[Divine Retribution]

No seriously, can you go the fuck away again please for the love of god

 

[az]

hi ohmachi this is not a server it is a subforum. this is also not a smogoff moderator poll. also the moderators were already chosen. also please do not quadruple post in my thread as it is under Posting Protections

thank you for your interest

 

[grape tylenol]

i died for this ?