my microwave - help needed urgently

have you tried nuking your own house? gets rid of the fire AND bombs open the microwave
No because that would kill my friendly neighbor

For reference, this is the neighbor
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It seems that you are in need of a hacker's service. They can help you DDoS the microwave and turn it off in an innovative way.

Just make sure your house is not burning or else they can't get past the firewall.
 
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