Tournament Hackmons Premier League II - Commencement

My personal USUM Player Power Rankings


S:

Glory: I have seen firsthand his cooking and I am confident he can preform well.

Akira: I don’t think she will be playing this hpl but she is a truly stellar player and her support will be god tier.

Aerobee: Amazing player and builder, he will do amazing in this tour.

CSCL: obviously an amazing player who manages to cteam everybody.


A:

Eyeos: Council member and a generally respectful builder.

NToTheN: very good builder and player, I look forward to seeing their builds.

Anaconja: Will need teams provided but he is such a good clicker.

NihilSlave: Amazing clicker with teams provided and with CSCL that is possible.

High B:

Ransei: Generally a respected PH player but I worry his builds don’t hold up well now.

Lag=Bad: Very good player but he underestimates himself.

Rightclicker: Usually builds standardish teams that preform decent, respectful clicker.

GuySmash: Another respectful clicker who can build decently.

Ballfire: Preforms decent in tours so I recommend them.

Sussyamomgusdrip: not sure how much they play usum currently but in the past they’ve been a respectful player.

Low B:

Lycanrocistaken: generally a respectful clicker but will need support in usum.

ANinjaDude: Generally a respectful builder and clicker, might be a bit schizo at times with builds tho.

Archey: Decent builder and decent clicker.

Osake: Would need teams provided but he is a good clicker.

Aidan Amoongus: Not much to say, respectful player.

Resolaris: I’m only placing them in B because they have a very stellar ladder performance, they use spam a lot tho so I’m not sure how they’ll hold up in a tour.

Ansonisthebest: Relies on Fishy offense to win a lot so their play style is restrictive.

Dragon0987: same thing as Anson.

C:


Splodge: they are an ok player.

Teamo: will need teams provided but can click decently.

Maxouille: Will need teams provided but they are an ok clicker.

Ineros: Will need teams provided but they are an ok clicker.

D:

penultimatetoast: Not the best player imo but could be a sub option.

MayonnaiseMayo: another player who isn’t the best but can sub in.

Unbecomingduck: Will need teams provided and isn’t the best clicker.

R8Spike: I haven’t been impressed by their builds and can’t justify placing them higher.

UR:

The rest of them cuz I don’t know their skills in the tier.
 
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My personal USUM Player Power Rankings


S:

Glory: I have seen firsthand his cooking and I am confident he can preform well.

Akira: I don’t think she will be playing this hpl but she is a truly stellar player and her support will be god tier.

Aerobee: Amazing player and builder, he will do amazing in this tour.

CSCL: obviously an amazing player who manages to cteam everybody.


A:

Eyeos: Council member and a generally respectful builder.

NToTheN: very good builder and player, I look forward to seeing their builds.

Anaconja: Will need teams provided but he is such a good clicker.

NihilSlave: Amazing clicker with teams provided and with CSCL that is possible.

High B:

Ransei: Generally a respected PH player but I worry his builds don’t hold up well now.

Lag=Bad: Very good player but he underestimates himself.

Lycanrocistaken: generally a respectful clicker but will need support in usum.

GuySmash: Another respectful clicker who can build decently.

Low B:

Rightclicker: Usually builds standardish teams that preform decent, respectful clicker.

ANinjaDude: Generally a respectful builder and clicker, might be a bit schizo at times with builds tho.

Archey: Decent builder and decent clicker.

Osake: Would need teams provided but he is a good clicker.

Sussyamomgusdrip: not sure how much they play usum currently but in the past they’ve been a respectful player.

Aidan Amoongus: Not much to say, respectful player.

Ballfire: Preforms decent in tours so I recommend them.


Resolaris: I’m only placing them in B because they have a very stellar ladder performance, they use spam a lot tho so I’m not sure how they’ll hold up in a tour.

Ansonisthebest: Relies on Fishy offense to win a lot so their play style is restrictive.

Dragon0987: same thing as Anson.

C:


Splodge: they are an ok player.

Teamo: will need teams provided but can click decently.

Maxouille: Will need teams provided but they are an ok clicker.

Ineros: Will need teams provided but they are an ok clicker.

D:

penultimatetoast: Not the best player imo but could be a sub option.

MayonnaiseMayo: another player who isn’t the best but can sub in.

Unbecomingduck: Will need teams provided and isn’t the best clicker.

R8Spike: I haven’t been impressed by their builds and can’t justify placing them higher.

UR:

The rest of them cuz I don’t know their skills in the tier.
So firstly, you rate me too high in a meta I don’t plan to play and changed my name (mean),

Secondly, for reshiram idk idk,

gen 9 bh: sussyamongusdrip
gen 9 bh: podra
natdex bh: AM
gen 8 bh: tjoker
gen 7 bh: r8spike
gen 7 ph: Ransei
gen 6 ph: Ballfire
gen 6 ph bo3: NToTheN

If things go wrong, interchange N and Sussy

Got away with Sussy for 3k. Fire.
 
today i realized that this had a typo
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people never get the references...
 
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Glory20000
MAMP15000
sussyamongusdrip14500
berry12500
Ransei12500
damflame 36500
Mok3s6000
AM4000
BoingK3000
FlamPoke3000
One Last Kiss3000
anaconja18000
pannu15000
lag=bad12000
Guysmash11500
Ballfire11000
jasprose10000
big tony 20148000
jb2915000
Maxouille3500
Osake3000
RoFnA3000
Onyx Onix 720000
rightclicker18500
shadowpea16500
Clas15000
aidan amoongus10000
splodge5000
TuffStuff3000
HyperJedlaf3000
Scipioklol3000
bello figo3000
rarre3000
realExcaliju20000
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000
Treeko9289500
ANinjaDude8500
LycanrocWastaken7500
Archey7500
Tanny89k5500
gulch4000
R8Spike3500
Quinn3000
Kabilapok3000
NightEdge3000
Jqlove3000
UnbecomingDuck3000
aeth3000
mayonnaise. mayo.63000
PenultimateToast10000
Evie3000
fiish3000
Don Bork3000
Tjoker3000
Dabob953000
Podra3000
Medasus3000
AnsonIsTheBest3000
Nakoruru_XD3000
NToTheN18000
Wheaty16000
teamo10000
lemonstre18000
ReSolaris8000
Rei7000
Sheep Liver5000
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)5000
SpaceSpeakers4000
Codename C.A.T3500
Ineros3500
Lemonlime783000
ItzEmanBoss3000
HATS3000
Dragon09873000
mayonnaise. mayo.63000Reshiram something something idfk
realExcaliju20000Pink Giraffes
Glory20000Sigma Star Kyogres
Onyx Onix 720000Steela's Gate
rightclicker18500Steela's Gate
anaconja18000Nefarious Necrozmas
NToTheN18000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
shadowpea16500Steela's Gate
Wheaty16000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000Pink Giraffes
pannu15000Nefarious Necrozmas
Clas15000Steela's Gate
MAMP15000Sigma Star Kyogres
sussyamongusdrip14500Sigma Star Kyogres
berry12500Sigma Star Kyogres
Ransei12500Sigma Star Kyogres
lag=bad12000Nefarious Necrozmas
Guysmash11500Nefarious Necrozmas
Ballfire11000Nefarious Necrozmas
PenultimateToast10000Reshiram something something idfk
jasprose10000Nefarious Necrozmas
teamo10000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
aidan amoongus10000Steela's Gate
Treeko9289500Pink Giraffes
ANinjaDude8500Pink Giraffes
big tony 20148000Nefarious Necrozmas
lemonstre18000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
ReSolaris8000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
LycanrocWastaken7500Pink Giraffes
Archey7500Pink Giraffes
Rei7000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
damflame 36500Sigma Star Kyogres
Mok3s6000Sigma Star Kyogres
Tanny89k5500Pink Giraffes
Sheep Liver5000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
splodge5000Steela's Gate
jb2915000Nefarious Necrozmas
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)5000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
gulch4000Pink Giraffes
SpaceSpeakers4000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
AM4000Sigma Star Kyogres
Codename C.A.T3500The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Ineros3500The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Maxouille3500Nefarious Necrozmas
R8Spike3500Pink Giraffes
Evie3000Reshiram something something idfk
fiish3000Reshiram something something idfk
Quinn3000Pink Giraffes
BoingK3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Don Bork3000Reshiram something something idfk
Kabilapok3000Pink Giraffes
TuffStuff3000Steela's Gate
Tjoker3000Reshiram something something idfk
Lemonlime783000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
ItzEmanBoss3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
FlamPoke3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Dabob953000Reshiram something something idfk
HyperJedlaf3000Steela's Gate
NightEdge3000Pink Giraffes
HATS3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Podra3000Reshiram something something idfk
Scipioklol3000Steela's Gate
Medasus3000Reshiram something something idfk
bello figo3000Steela's Gate
Jqlove3000Pink Giraffes
Osake3000Nefarious Necrozmas
One Last Kiss3000Sigma Star Kyogres
rarre3000Steela's Gate
AnsonIsTheBest3000Reshiram something something idfk
Dragon09873000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
UnbecomingDuck3000Pink Giraffes
Nakoruru_XD3000Reshiram something something idfk
RoFnA3000Nefarious Necrozmas
aeth3000Pink Giraffes

MOCC 4 NEVER LET HACKMONS PLAYERS MOCC THIS IS A MISTAKE
 
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Glory20000
MAMP15000
sussyamongusdrip14500
berry12500
Ransei12500
damflame 36500
Mok3s6000
AM4000
BoingK3000
FlamPoke3000
One Last Kiss3000
anaconja18000
pannu15000
lag=bad12000
Guysmash11500
Ballfire11000
jasprose10000
big tony 20148000
jb2915000
Maxouille3500
Osake3000
RoFnA3000
Onyx Onix 720000
rightclicker18500
shadowpea16500
Clas15000
aidan amoongus10000
splodge5000
TuffStuff3000
HyperJedlaf3000
Scipioklol3000
bello figo3000
rarre3000
realExcaliju20000
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000
Treeko9289500
ANinjaDude8500
LycanrocWastaken7500
Archey7500
Tanny89k5500
gulch4000
R8Spike3500
Quinn3000
Kabilapok3000
NightEdge3000
Jqlove3000
UnbecomingDuck3000
aeth3000
mayonnaise. mayo.63000
PenultimateToast10000
Evie3000
fiish3000
Don Bork3000
Tjoker3000
Dabob953000
Podra3000
Medasus3000
AnsonIsTheBest3000
Nakoruru_XD3000
NToTheN18000
Wheaty16000
teamo10000
lemonstre18000
ReSolaris8000
Rei7000
Sheep Liver5000
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)5000
SpaceSpeakers4000
Codename C.A.T3500
Ineros3500
Lemonlime783000
ItzEmanBoss3000
HATS3000
Dragon09873000
mayonnaise. mayo.63000Reshiram something something idfk
realExcaliju20000Pink Giraffes
Glory20000Sigma Star Kyogres
Onyx Onix 720000Steela's Gate
rightclicker18500Steela's Gate
anaconja18000Nefarious Necrozmas
NToTheN18000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
shadowpea16500Steela's Gate
Wheaty16000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000Pink Giraffes
pannu15000Nefarious Necrozmas
Clas15000Steela's Gate
MAMP15000Sigma Star Kyogres
sussyamongusdrip14500Sigma Star Kyogres
berry12500Sigma Star Kyogres
Ransei12500Sigma Star Kyogres
lag=bad12000Nefarious Necrozmas
Guysmash11500Nefarious Necrozmas
Ballfire11000Nefarious Necrozmas
PenultimateToast10000Reshiram something something idfk
jasprose10000Nefarious Necrozmas
teamo10000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
aidan amoongus10000Steela's Gate
Treeko9289500Pink Giraffes
ANinjaDude8500Pink Giraffes
big tony 20148000Nefarious Necrozmas
lemonstre18000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
ReSolaris8000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
LycanrocWastaken7500Pink Giraffes
Archey7500Pink Giraffes
Rei7000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
damflame 36500Sigma Star Kyogres
Mok3s6000Sigma Star Kyogres
Tanny89k5500Pink Giraffes
Sheep Liver5000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
splodge5000Steela's Gate
jb2915000Nefarious Necrozmas
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)5000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
gulch4000Pink Giraffes
SpaceSpeakers4000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
AM4000Sigma Star Kyogres
Codename C.A.T3500The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Ineros3500The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Maxouille3500Nefarious Necrozmas
R8Spike3500Pink Giraffes
Evie3000Reshiram something something idfk
fiish3000Reshiram something something idfk
Quinn3000Pink Giraffes
BoingK3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Don Bork3000Reshiram something something idfk
Kabilapok3000Pink Giraffes
TuffStuff3000Steela's Gate
Tjoker3000Reshiram something something idfk
Lemonlime783000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
ItzEmanBoss3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
FlamPoke3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Dabob953000Reshiram something something idfk
HyperJedlaf3000Steela's Gate
NightEdge3000Pink Giraffes
HATS3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Podra3000Reshiram something something idfk
Scipioklol3000Steela's Gate
Medasus3000Reshiram something something idfk
bello figo3000Steela's Gate
Jqlove3000Pink Giraffes
Osake3000Nefarious Necrozmas
One Last Kiss3000Sigma Star Kyogres
rarre3000Steela's Gate
AnsonIsTheBest3000Reshiram something something idfk
Dragon09873000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
UnbecomingDuck3000Pink Giraffes
Nakoruru_XD3000Reshiram something something idfk
RoFnA3000Nefarious Necrozmas
aeth3000Pink Giraffes

MOCC 4 NEVER LET HACKMONS PLAYERS MOCC THIS IS A MISTAKE
SV : Big Tony / any sub
SV:Rofna
SS: Pannu
SM: Jasprose / maxouile
NDBh: Anaconja
SM PH: jb
ORAS PH: Lag=bad
ORAS BO3: Ballfire
Might've cooked even harder this time
 
Eyeos ranking list

S
Eyeos0 by far the best eyeos and the best player in the entire game

S-
eyeos(:meloetta:) they said it best then they said :meloetta: :meloetta: :meloetta: :meloetta:

A+
Eyeos2 won the Eyeos national tour with 1500 entries so they are definitely very good
Eyeos4 second in the eyeos national tour very good player

A
Eyeos top 8 in eyeos national tour disqualified for leaking their own team so probably could have gotten better
Eyeos (sleepy) 4th in the eyeos national tour because despite the fact they used Comatose every single game nobody prepped for it anyways.
Eyeos (mermaid) everyone took as much water coverage as possible because of the name. They didn’t bring a single water type to any game. They got top 8

A-
Eyeos3 got top 4 in the eyeos national tour but that’s because eyeos got disqualified
Eyeos6 absolutely threw the game again eyeos4still got top 8 do
Eyeos(horse) brought spam to every game and got c team every time but somehow still in top 8
Eyeos(unlucky) got frozen 4 times and lost top 8 but they still good

B+
Eyeos(lucky) probably would have gotten top 8 but decided to gamble in the casino instead
Not eyeos idk how but had a generational run in loser bracket

B
Eyeos (lazy) best player that didn’t sign up (besides eyeos0 and eyeos(:meloetta:))
Eyeosmustestsample ran stag spam baton pass in top 16 and lost badly but they still ok

B-
Eyeos5 only ran 5 mons the entire tour and still won which is crazy
Eyeos (robot) got disconnected in his last match and never showed up again, might be dead.

C
Eyeos(evil) turns out being evil doesn’t change much and got c team easily
Eyeos(drunk) craziest teams out there but still kinda good

D
Eyeos(catboy)
 
I kinda suck at this but whatever if I forgot you sorry I'm just like that tried to be objective probably too nice everyones cool and awesome and plays games and all that. Didn't do +/-, people are sometimes ordered within ranks.

6PH PVR​

S tier​

Glory - best actual innovation + builder in the tier. Despite their grievances with playing the game itself, builds are always top-notch and playing skill matches that.

A tier - most likely Bo3 players, high quality.

Aerobee - Despite waning(?) (as of last I know) interest in the tier and the fact that they're managing, builds are solid and play is top-notch. Interest level brings him down a little for me, but still easily 2nd best.
NtotheN - solid builds, solid enough clicks. Lots of experience. Could easily support both 6 slots, so they're well worth investment. Builds can feel a little formulaic at times.

Excaliju - Flexible enough builder, good clicker. Positive tour records need little introduction as to display of skill.
Ransei - ALMOST FORGOT LMAO, Easily one of the most experienced. Lots of knowledge, will build, good clicker.
Jb291 - don't quite know much about them, fantastic tour record first HPL, Quite solid teams.

B tier - builders and/or clickers with experience​

Sussyamongusdrip - Good clicker with lots of experience. unique teams that are always good, just slot them in 7 though. (here solely because it's a waste to slot them in 6)
Ballfire - again great records, solid builder and player, plenty of experience, highly recommend.
Berry - Plenty of experience, solid player, not as motivated/able to build every week from what I've seen, good clicking.
Iguana - solid player, plenty of Experience, did decently in HPL 1, can build and play for themself well.
Ghastlypixie - builder, clicker, amazing team support and positivity. Does it all. A must draft for any team
blahpy - Sign up ty
Guysmash - decent all-rounder for ph, solid enough pick, wants support.
Teamo - good clicker, I think they're a decent builder? They have more experience in PH specifically so I put them here because they can support builds afaik.
Sheep Liver - plenty of experience, would like support to check teams, but is fully capable of making their own teams and winning.
maxouille - decent boths for ph, haven't played them/seen them play in a while so idk skill.
Lycanrockwastaken - decent enough builder. Needs support, not the best clicker. Can build and pass asw.
Podra - decent ladder warrior from what I remember, I think I've played them before and they didn't seem terrible. Heavy support.

B2 tier, -> clickers​

ok I lied subtier this is more clickers and people who I know (or have at least heard) are somewhat skilled. Might place some of them above B tiers because they click way better, but idk teambuilding skill.
Clas - idk em, they play other tiers well and do a lot of hackmons stuff of all kinds.
Ineros - good clicker, prob needs building support
Onyx onix 7 - slot them in BH.
Rei - lots of tours, good clicker (?).
Rarre - did a little digging, decent tour player it looked like

C tier - idk most of these people well/they're support or sub material, or I've forgotten due to my shitty memory​

Penultimatetoast
Tuffstuff
Mayonnaise. mayo.
itzemanboss
dabob95
scipioklol
bello figo
archey
register13
resolaris

if I forgot you oops. I'll try to update if relevant players join that wouldn't just go straight to C.
 
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ndbh prs from a tournament unplayer. managers use at your own risk. tiers are not ordered.

sss

teamo - goooooo teamoat

s

anaconja - leads the tier, actually plays it, is good at bh, and is not afraid to build stupid stuff and wins with it. he also refuses to touch 9bh with a ten foot pole which is an excellent sign.

clas - hes both good at bh and the game in general and can build well and also no ones in this slot lol. he is presumably supporting ndbh in ndampl. i think he can both skilldiff and knowledgediff people so thats why hes here.

a

sevag - every time i see sevag in a tour im like "wow what a win!" and then "you lost to that guy???" as such i cannot put him any higher than this. he is still sevag though.

onyx - you will lose to this guy

b+

damflame - good bh player. think hes a cut above everyone in b but not quite sevag onyx. as such this tier exists.

am - this is the guy that can randomly go 6-1 i think. does ndam stuff, probably has exposure to ndbh, and (important) is actually good at the game. he can just skilldiff people like me rc ninjadude which is what this slot is gonna be filled by since the boomers here might just end up in another tier like sm. even if not i think people underrate clickers in bh and he can just win anyway. b+ with damflame.

b

rc - i love rcs builds theyre filled with very cool and fun sets but then he just forgets something and loses to it. how do i know? because this is literally me. i hope him and his ideas do well in whichever tier he ends up in.

ninjadude - bh player that plays this tier. is somehow on the same team as both acml and clas in ndampl??

shadowpea - bh player that plays this tier

jqlove - bh player that im pretty sure played this tier at some point and has the nihilslave seal of approval and also put 9bh in tiers not played. excellent.

lemonstre - bh player that might play this tier?

ineros - im pretty sure theyre good at this game and although they locked themselves out of ndbh in ndampl they probably still got exposure. see am except i dont recognize them.

medasus - plays this tier in ndampl right now. i know nothing else about them but i think thats good enough for them to be here anyway.

rei - also plays ndbh in ndampl. does not seem to be doing well tho.

jb291 - jb was raking in cash last hpl although that was oras ph. i want to say theyre good enough at the game anyway to be here tho and can easily be higher.

c

aidan - bh player although idr if they play this tier. might just get skilldiffed by everyone tho

boingk - i still have no idea how good they are at bh or how much exposure they had to ndbh

unbecomingduck - plays bh. i know very little about them otherwise.

everyone else

mewtwos greatest soldier - you gotta draft mewtwos greatest soldier

would love to see someone post a good record and please dont hate the tier while youre at it we need more players :sob:
 
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ok funny joke you can post the real teams now
:ss/palpitoad::ss/wishiwashi::ss/decidueye::ss/dragonite::ss/gulpin::ss/feebas:
This team aims to use three MILF Pokemon, who give you six Fishing Tokens in total at the start of the game for free, along with Ronald Reagan to double them on switchin for the perfect number for Feebas to click Splash and win the game.
palpitoad is so cool is the hazard setter and a decent switchin to Chinchou, living any hit and threatening to knock off its Deez NUts if it doesn't click Volt Switch. Wishiwashi is basically a worse Chinchou but its Bug STAB threatens Metapod while being neutral to its Grassy Surge-boosted STAB. Earth Power is a niche tech to hit Kingler-Mega if it tries to switch in. Zelda has a very strange set but is intended to lure, trap, and use RNG to flinch Grimace, who is a hard counter to Feebas. Pander Dragoon holds the team together by being a decent physical wall with Defog, as well as a niche status absorber if you let it get to -6 Speed. Ronald Reagan is obviously used for its ability but also can knock items and sleep something before pivoting to Feebas. Feebas clicks Splash and wins the game, obviously. The speed EVs outspeed Modest Chinchou so you can Splash before it moves.
heres a replay of it working (i had to upload it elsewhere bc i was building this for a tour game)
 
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