Tournament Hackmons Premier League II - Commencement

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(art by Rex, repurposed winners art for HPL I)
For any questions please refer to Rex or Electra102
Welcome to the Hackmons Premier League II Commencement thread! Want to make predictions, create power rankings, or make draft predictions? Want to send HPL II-related content, engage in any HPL II activities, see mock draft results, or even insult the hosts? Feel free to do so in this thread! Everyone is invited and encouraged to participate here, whether it be a posting a relevant meme or sending the results of a mock draft.

HPL II Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/fQc68K7hqt
 
Some small shoutouts.

Thanks Chessking345 for all the polling and general help, as always you are the goat at these things.

dhelmise thanks for the set up help and being so quick to fix the stuff I broke.

Ticken and April thanks for being so nice and helpful to set up things!!

Im repeating hosting team with PHPL with Electra102 and thats for a very simple reason, SHES THE GOAT.

UT for giving the oportunity to HPL of having such cool reward!!
 
HPL? I hardly know 'er!

WHY THE MANAGERS SHOULD DRAFT ME (MAYO)
(everyone i know either already has a co-manager or doesn't want to manage)

(skip this paragraph if you know what a smogon premier league is)
You see, in a Premier League like that of the Hackmons, managers auction players. I want them to auction my likeness. That is exactly why I am doing this.

1. I will build some of the most insane and utterly bullshit teams know to man. cscl was well known for their crackhead teambuilding, and I am essentially them but slightly worse. It still gives me a decent niche among the PH playerbase.

2. I can pilot any team you would like me to for each and every meta. Pretty much every team is gonna need AND WILL buy efficient teambuilders. I am a very lucky individual, and will get a large amount of flinch/paralysis procs and/or crits. I can simply pilot for the teambuilders and win.

3. I will provide your team with good music to listen. I am very well-known for my amazing taste in music. Music makes the human body calm and controlled or can cause rushes of adrenaline. If you draft me, every week I will lend the team 3 of each mood for you to listen, either when teambuilding or testing.

Please consider all three of these factors during the auction. (or don't, i won't judge) :)
 
WHY THE MANAGERS SHOULD DRAFT ME (splodhe)
read mayo's post above if you don't know what a smogon premier league is

1. I was the first player to be drafted for TPP VII who did not have the same name as the tournament. This obviously means I'm the best player, since there is no smogon user called HPL to get drafted before me.

2. My team won ELL I and I didn't lose a single game there. This is proof that I am a great tournament player.

3. I will provide you moral support, like I did in ELL. Just ignore the fact I got banned from my teamcord there... twice.

4. Yoshi is on my side. Don't ask, just trust.


in all seriousness i'm an ok 7ph player and i can support for it. i also might be able to play the other formats, except 9bh, i despite that meta.
 
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Onyx Onix 719500
NToTheN16000
jb29112000
teamo6500
NightEdge5500
Mickle3145000
LycanrocWastaken4500
Guysmash4000
AM4000
Mok3s3500
Jqlove3500
sussyamongusdrip3500
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3500
Sheep Liver3000
Scipioklol3000
AnsonIsTheBest3000
Glory25000
lag=bad19500
jasprose11000
Archey10500
ANinjaDude8000
Ren6000
Rei5000
Dragon09874500
BoingK3500
bello figo3500
aidan amoongus3500
shadowpea18000
Wheaty18000
Quinn12000
splodge9000
big tony 20148500
Treeko9288000
Kabilapok8000
TuffStuff4000
berry4000
mayonnaise. mayo.3500
HyperJedlaf3500
HATS3500
realExcaliju20500
Clas18500
FlamPoke18500
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000
PenultimateToast8500
fiish3000
Don Bork3000
LemonLime783000
Maxouille3000
Dabob953000
One Last Kiss3000
anaconja70000
gulch3000
Jojen3000
Tjoker3000
ItzEmanBoss3000
Podra3000
Medasus3000
UnbecomingDuck3000
damflame 318500
MAMP16500
rightclicker15500
Ransei11500
Ineros8500
SpaceMidkers8000
lemonstre18000
rarre4000
Osake3500
Codename C.A.T3000
Evie3000
anaconja70000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Glory25000Nefarious Necrozmas
realExcaliju20500Pink Giraffes
lag=bad19500Nefarious Necrozmas
Onyx Onix 719500Sigma Star Kyogres
Clas18500Pink Giraffes
FlamPoke18500Pink Giraffes
damflame 318500Reshiram something something idfk
shadowpea18000Steela's Gate
Wheaty18000Steela's Gate
MAMP16500Reshiram something something idfk
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000Pink Giraffes
NToTheN16000Sigma Star Kyogres
rightclicker15500Reshiram something something idfk
Quinn12000Steela's Gate
jb29112000Sigma Star Kyogres
Ransei11500Reshiram something something idfk
jasprose11000Nefarious Necrozmas
Archey10500Nefarious Necrozmas
splodge9000Steela's Gate
PenultimateToast8500Pink Giraffes
big tony 20148500Steela's Gate
Ineros8500Reshiram something something idfk
ANinjaDude8000Nefarious Necrozmas
Treeko9288000Steela's Gate
Kabilapok8000Steela's Gate
SpaceMidkers8000Reshiram something something idfk
lemonstre18000Reshiram something something idfk
teamo6500Sigma Star Kyogres
Ren6000Nefarious Necrozmas
NightEdge5500Sigma Star Kyogres
Mickle3145000Sigma Star Kyogres
Rei5000Nefarious Necrozmas
LycanrocWastaken4500Sigma Star Kyogres
Dragon09874500Nefarious Necrozmas
TuffStuff4000Steela's Gate
Guysmash4000Sigma Star Kyogres
berry4000Steela's Gate
AM4000Sigma Star Kyogres
rarre4000Reshiram something something idfk
Mok3s3500Sigma Star Kyogres
BoingK3500Nefarious Necrozmas
mayonnaise. mayo.3500Steela's Gate
HyperJedlaf3500Steela's Gate
HATS3500Steela's Gate
bello figo3500Nefarious Necrozmas
aidan amoongus3500Nefarious Necrozmas
Jqlove3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Osake3500Reshiram something something idfk
sussyamongusdrip3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Codename C.A.T3000Reshiram something something idfk
Evie3000Reshiram something something idfk
fiish3000Pink Giraffes
Sheep Liver3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Don Bork3000Pink Giraffes
gulch3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Jojen3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Tjoker3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
LemonLime783000Pink Giraffes
ItzEmanBoss3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Maxouille3000Pink Giraffes
Dabob953000Pink Giraffes
Podra3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Scipioklol3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Medasus3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
One Last Kiss3000Pink Giraffes
AnsonIsTheBest3000Sigma Star Kyogres
UnbecomingDuck3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos

MOCC 1 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO iT'S SO CURSED HOLY WE GOT RIGHTCLICKER TO CRASHOUT
 
View attachment 758264
Onyx Onix 719500
NToTheN16000
jb29112000
teamo6500
NightEdge5500
Mickle3145000
LycanrocWastaken4500
Guysmash4000
AM4000
Mok3s3500
Jqlove3500
sussyamongusdrip3500
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3500
Sheep Liver3000
Scipioklol3000
AnsonIsTheBest3000
Glory25000
lag=bad19500
jasprose11000
Archey10500
ANinjaDude8000
Ren6000
Rei5000
Dragon09874500
BoingK3500
bello figo3500
aidan amoongus3500
shadowpea18000
Wheaty18000
Quinn12000
splodge9000
big tony 20148500
Treeko9288000
Kabilapok8000
TuffStuff4000
berry4000
mayonnaise. mayo.3500
HyperJedlaf3500
HATS3500
realExcaliju20500
Clas18500
FlamPoke18500
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000
PenultimateToast8500
fiish3000
Don Bork3000
LemonLime783000
Maxouille3000
Dabob953000
One Last Kiss3000
anaconja70000
gulch3000
Jojen3000
Tjoker3000
ItzEmanBoss3000
Podra3000
Medasus3000
UnbecomingDuck3000
damflame 318500
MAMP16500
rightclicker15500
Ransei11500
Ineros8500
SpaceMidkers8000
lemonstre18000
rarre4000
Osake3500
Codename C.A.T3000
Evie3000
anaconja70000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Glory25000Nefarious Necrozmas
realExcaliju20500Pink Giraffes
lag=bad19500Nefarious Necrozmas
Onyx Onix 719500Sigma Star Kyogres
Clas18500Pink Giraffes
FlamPoke18500Pink Giraffes
damflame 318500Reshiram something something idfk
shadowpea18000Steela's Gate
Wheaty18000Steela's Gate
MAMP16500Reshiram something something idfk
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000Pink Giraffes
NToTheN16000Sigma Star Kyogres
rightclicker15500Reshiram something something idfk
Quinn12000Steela's Gate
jb29112000Sigma Star Kyogres
Ransei11500Reshiram something something idfk
jasprose11000Nefarious Necrozmas
Archey10500Nefarious Necrozmas
splodge9000Steela's Gate
PenultimateToast8500Pink Giraffes
big tony 20148500Steela's Gate
Ineros8500Reshiram something something idfk
ANinjaDude8000Nefarious Necrozmas
Treeko9288000Steela's Gate
Kabilapok8000Steela's Gate
SpaceMidkers8000Reshiram something something idfk
lemonstre18000Reshiram something something idfk
teamo6500Sigma Star Kyogres
Ren6000Nefarious Necrozmas
NightEdge5500Sigma Star Kyogres
Mickle3145000Sigma Star Kyogres
Rei5000Nefarious Necrozmas
LycanrocWastaken4500Sigma Star Kyogres
Dragon09874500Nefarious Necrozmas
TuffStuff4000Steela's Gate
Guysmash4000Sigma Star Kyogres
berry4000Steela's Gate
AM4000Sigma Star Kyogres
rarre4000Reshiram something something idfk
Mok3s3500Sigma Star Kyogres
BoingK3500Nefarious Necrozmas
mayonnaise. mayo.3500Steela's Gate
HyperJedlaf3500Steela's Gate
HATS3500Steela's Gate
bello figo3500Nefarious Necrozmas
aidan amoongus3500Nefarious Necrozmas
Jqlove3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Osake3500Reshiram something something idfk
sussyamongusdrip3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Codename C.A.T3000Reshiram something something idfk
Evie3000Reshiram something something idfk
fiish3000Pink Giraffes
Sheep Liver3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Don Bork3000Pink Giraffes
gulch3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Jojen3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Tjoker3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
LemonLime783000Pink Giraffes
ItzEmanBoss3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Maxouille3000Pink Giraffes
Dabob953000Pink Giraffes
Podra3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Scipioklol3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Medasus3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
One Last Kiss3000Pink Giraffes
AnsonIsTheBest3000Sigma Star Kyogres
UnbecomingDuck3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos

MOCC 1 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO iT'S SO CURSED HOLY WE GOT RIGHTCLICKER TO CRASHOUT
Most unrealistic price here is 25k glory.
 
View attachment 758264
Onyx Onix 719500
NToTheN16000
jb29112000
teamo6500
NightEdge5500
Mickle3145000
LycanrocWastaken4500
Guysmash4000
AM4000
Mok3s3500
Jqlove3500
sussyamongusdrip3500
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3500
Sheep Liver3000
Scipioklol3000
AnsonIsTheBest3000
Glory25000
lag=bad19500
jasprose11000
Archey10500
ANinjaDude8000
Ren6000
Rei5000
Dragon09874500
BoingK3500
bello figo3500
aidan amoongus3500
shadowpea18000
Wheaty18000
Quinn12000
splodge9000
big tony 20148500
Treeko9288000
Kabilapok8000
TuffStuff4000
berry4000
mayonnaise. mayo.3500
HyperJedlaf3500
HATS3500
realExcaliju20500
Clas18500
FlamPoke18500
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000
PenultimateToast8500
fiish3000
Don Bork3000
LemonLime783000
Maxouille3000
Dabob953000
One Last Kiss3000
anaconja70000
gulch3000
Jojen3000
Tjoker3000
ItzEmanBoss3000
Podra3000
Medasus3000
UnbecomingDuck3000
damflame 318500
MAMP16500
rightclicker15500
Ransei11500
Ineros8500
SpaceMidkers8000
lemonstre18000
rarre4000
Osake3500
Codename C.A.T3000
Evie3000
anaconja70000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Glory25000Nefarious Necrozmas
realExcaliju20500Pink Giraffes
lag=bad19500Nefarious Necrozmas
Onyx Onix 719500Sigma Star Kyogres
Clas18500Pink Giraffes
FlamPoke18500Pink Giraffes
damflame 318500Reshiram something something idfk
shadowpea18000Steela's Gate
Wheaty18000Steela's Gate
MAMP16500Reshiram something something idfk
XxLazzerpenguinxX16000Pink Giraffes
NToTheN16000Sigma Star Kyogres
rightclicker15500Reshiram something something idfk
Quinn12000Steela's Gate
jb29112000Sigma Star Kyogres
Ransei11500Reshiram something something idfk
jasprose11000Nefarious Necrozmas
Archey10500Nefarious Necrozmas
splodge9000Steela's Gate
PenultimateToast8500Pink Giraffes
big tony 20148500Steela's Gate
Ineros8500Reshiram something something idfk
ANinjaDude8000Nefarious Necrozmas
Treeko9288000Steela's Gate
Kabilapok8000Steela's Gate
SpaceMidkers8000Reshiram something something idfk
lemonstre18000Reshiram something something idfk
teamo6500Sigma Star Kyogres
Ren6000Nefarious Necrozmas
NightEdge5500Sigma Star Kyogres
Mickle3145000Sigma Star Kyogres
Rei5000Nefarious Necrozmas
LycanrocWastaken4500Sigma Star Kyogres
Dragon09874500Nefarious Necrozmas
TuffStuff4000Steela's Gate
Guysmash4000Sigma Star Kyogres
berry4000Steela's Gate
AM4000Sigma Star Kyogres
rarre4000Reshiram something something idfk
Mok3s3500Sigma Star Kyogres
BoingK3500Nefarious Necrozmas
mayonnaise. mayo.3500Steela's Gate
HyperJedlaf3500Steela's Gate
HATS3500Steela's Gate
bello figo3500Nefarious Necrozmas
aidan amoongus3500Nefarious Necrozmas
Jqlove3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Osake3500Reshiram something something idfk
sussyamongusdrip3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Zane(Bifloofendoofen)3500Sigma Star Kyogres
Codename C.A.T3000Reshiram something something idfk
Evie3000Reshiram something something idfk
fiish3000Pink Giraffes
Sheep Liver3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Don Bork3000Pink Giraffes
gulch3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Jojen3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Tjoker3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
LemonLime783000Pink Giraffes
ItzEmanBoss3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Maxouille3000Pink Giraffes
Dabob953000Pink Giraffes
Podra3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
Scipioklol3000Sigma Star Kyogres
Medasus3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos
One Last Kiss3000Pink Giraffes
AnsonIsTheBest3000Sigma Star Kyogres
UnbecomingDuck3000The Nihilistic Nihelgos

MOCC 1 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO iT'S SO CURSED HOLY WE GOT RIGHTCLICKER TO CRASHOUT
tip for managers: mayonaise mayo is a very strong pick. even tho he went for only 3.5k in this mocc i beleive he is extremely underrated. first off he is better clicker than other players his price range (ex. sussyamongusdrip went 5-2 in hpl, but mayo only lost once). his support is unmatched due to his deep knowledge about the gen 7 pure hackmons fanfiction meta. also he was going to manage in phpl but his team was not chosen due to being overqualified. buy for 20k at least
 
his support is unmatched due to his deep knowledge about the gen 7 pure hackmons fanfiction meta.
I have further proof that this Mayo individual has a deep understanding of Gen 7 Pure Hackmons.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2406993409
In this game we can see that Mayo thrashes one of the top players, ClockworkChicken, in a ladder game with his beautiful MMY Spam. Contrary MMY is absolutely ingenious. Do you want this teambuilding on your team? I sure don't.
 
I have further proof that this Mayo individual has a deep understanding of Gen 7 Pure Hackmons.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2406993409
In this game we can see that Mayo thrashes one of the top players, ClockworkChicken, in a ladder game with his beautiful MMY Spam. Contrary MMY is absolutely ingenious. Do you want this teambuilding on your team? I sure don't.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2407005872-hg439sl8mh3jxdl3khdkarwc14qg3pypw

And I have further proof of why you should definitely draft Mayo.
 
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