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Tournament Hackmons Premier League II - Commencement
- Thread starter Electra102
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haha i can say first
Some small shoutouts.
Thanks Chessking345 for all the polling and general help, as always you are the goat at these things.
dhelmise thanks for the set up help and being so quick to fix the stuff I broke.
Ticken and April thanks for being so nice and helpful to set up things!!
Im repeating hosting team with PHPL with Electra102 and thats for a very simple reason, SHES THE GOAT.
UT for giving the oportunity to HPL of having such cool reward!!
Thanks Chessking345 for all the polling and general help, as always you are the goat at these things.
dhelmise thanks for the set up help and being so quick to fix the stuff I broke.
Ticken and April thanks for being so nice and helpful to set up things!!
Im repeating hosting team with PHPL with Electra102 and thats for a very simple reason, SHES THE GOAT.
UT for giving the oportunity to HPL of having such cool reward!!
bingo
HPL? I hardly know 'er!
(skip this paragraph if you know what a smogon premier league is)
You see, in a Premier League like that of the Hackmons, managers auction players. I want them to auction my likeness. That is exactly why I am doing this.
1. I will build some of the most insane and utterly bullshit teams know to man. cscl was well known for their crackhead teambuilding, and I am essentially them but slightly worse. It still gives me a decent niche among the PH playerbase.
2. I can pilot any team you would like me to for each and every meta. Pretty much every team is gonna need AND WILL buy efficient teambuilders. I am a very lucky individual, and will get a large amount of flinch/paralysis procs and/or crits. I can simply pilot for the teambuilders and win.
3. I will provide your team with good music to listen. I am very well-known for my amazing taste in music. Music makes the human body calm and controlled or can cause rushes of adrenaline. If you draft me, every week I will lend the team 3 of each mood for you to listen, either when teambuilding or testing.
Please consider all three of these factors during the auction. (or don't, i won't judge) :)
WHY THE MANAGERS SHOULD DRAFT ME (MAYO)
(everyone i know either already has a co-manager or doesn't want to manage)
(everyone i know either already has a co-manager or doesn't want to manage)
(skip this paragraph if you know what a smogon premier league is)
You see, in a Premier League like that of the Hackmons, managers auction players. I want them to auction my likeness. That is exactly why I am doing this.
1. I will build some of the most insane and utterly bullshit teams know to man. cscl was well known for their crackhead teambuilding, and I am essentially them but slightly worse. It still gives me a decent niche among the PH playerbase.
2. I can pilot any team you would like me to for each and every meta. Pretty much every team is gonna need AND WILL buy efficient teambuilders. I am a very lucky individual, and will get a large amount of flinch/paralysis procs and/or crits. I can simply pilot for the teambuilders and win.
3. I will provide your team with good music to listen. I am very well-known for my amazing taste in music. Music makes the human body calm and controlled or can cause rushes of adrenaline. If you draft me, every week I will lend the team 3 of each mood for you to listen, either when teambuilding or testing.
Please consider all three of these factors during the auction. (or don't, i won't judge) :)
WHY THE MANAGERS SHOULD DRAFT ME (splodhe)
read mayo's post above if you don't know what a smogon premier league is
1. I was the first player to be drafted for TPP VII who did not have the same name as the tournament. This obviously means I'm the best player, since there is no smogon user called HPL to get drafted before me.
2. My team won ELL I and I didn't lose a single game there. This is proof that I am a great tournament player.
3. I will provide you moral support, like I did in ELL. Just ignore the fact I got banned from my teamcord there... twice.
4. Yoshi is on my side. Don't ask, just trust.
in all seriousness i'm an ok 7ph player and i can support for it. i also might be able to play the other formats, except 9bh, i despite that meta.
Don't give them ideas
join the Sigma Star Kyogres discord here: https://discord.gg/8Vq5wUx3Zt
we encourage you to try out, even if we’ve already played against each other in the past
we encourage you to try out, even if we’ve already played against each other in the past
I love causing problems
Update: we got Clas to break
Update: we got Clas to break
| Onyx Onix 7 | 19500 |
| NToTheN | 16000 |
| jb291 | 12000 |
| teamo | 6500 |
| NightEdge | 5500 |
| Mickle314 | 5000 |
| LycanrocWastaken | 4500 |
| Guysmash | 4000 |
| AM | 4000 |
| Mok3s | 3500 |
| Jqlove | 3500 |
| sussyamongusdrip | 3500 |
| Zane(Bifloofendoofen) | 3500 |
| Sheep Liver | 3000 |
| Scipioklol | 3000 |
| AnsonIsTheBest | 3000 |
| Glory | 25000 |
| lag=bad | 19500 |
| jasprose | 11000 |
| Archey | 10500 |
| ANinjaDude | 8000 |
| Ren | 6000 |
| Rei | 5000 |
| Dragon0987 | 4500 |
| BoingK | 3500 |
| bello figo | 3500 |
| aidan amoongus | 3500 |
| shadowpea | 18000 |
| Wheaty | 18000 |
| Quinn | 12000 |
| splodge | 9000 |
| big tony 2014 | 8500 |
| Treeko928 | 8000 |
| Kabilapok | 8000 |
| TuffStuff | 4000 |
| berry | 4000 |
| mayonnaise. mayo. | 3500 |
| HyperJedlaf | 3500 |
| HATS | 3500 |
| realExcaliju | 20500 |
| Clas | 18500 |
| FlamPoke | 18500 |
| XxLazzerpenguinxX | 16000 |
| PenultimateToast | 8500 |
| fiish | 3000 |
| Don Bork | 3000 |
| LemonLime78 | 3000 |
| Maxouille | 3000 |
| Dabob95 | 3000 |
| One Last Kiss | 3000 |
| anaconja | 70000 |
| gulch | 3000 |
| Jojen | 3000 |
| Tjoker | 3000 |
| ItzEmanBoss | 3000 |
| Podra | 3000 |
| Medasus | 3000 |
| UnbecomingDuck | 3000 |
| damflame 3 | 18500 |
| MAMP | 16500 |
| rightclicker | 15500 |
| Ransei | 11500 |
| Ineros | 8500 |
| SpaceMidkers | 8000 |
| lemonstre1 | 8000 |
| rarre | 4000 |
| Osake | 3500 |
| Codename C.A.T | 3000 |
| Evie | 3000 |
| anaconja | 70000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| Glory | 25000 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| realExcaliju | 20500 | Pink Giraffes |
| lag=bad | 19500 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| Onyx Onix 7 | 19500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Clas | 18500 | Pink Giraffes |
| FlamPoke | 18500 | Pink Giraffes |
| damflame 3 | 18500 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| shadowpea | 18000 | Steela's Gate |
| Wheaty | 18000 | Steela's Gate |
| MAMP | 16500 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| XxLazzerpenguinxX | 16000 | Pink Giraffes |
| NToTheN | 16000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| rightclicker | 15500 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| Quinn | 12000 | Steela's Gate |
| jb291 | 12000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Ransei | 11500 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| jasprose | 11000 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| Archey | 10500 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| splodge | 9000 | Steela's Gate |
| PenultimateToast | 8500 | Pink Giraffes |
| big tony 2014 | 8500 | Steela's Gate |
| Ineros | 8500 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| ANinjaDude | 8000 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| Treeko928 | 8000 | Steela's Gate |
| Kabilapok | 8000 | Steela's Gate |
| SpaceMidkers | 8000 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| lemonstre1 | 8000 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| teamo | 6500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Ren | 6000 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| NightEdge | 5500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Mickle314 | 5000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Rei | 5000 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| LycanrocWastaken | 4500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Dragon0987 | 4500 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| TuffStuff | 4000 | Steela's Gate |
| Guysmash | 4000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| berry | 4000 | Steela's Gate |
| AM | 4000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| rarre | 4000 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| Mok3s | 3500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| BoingK | 3500 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| mayonnaise. mayo. | 3500 | Steela's Gate |
| HyperJedlaf | 3500 | Steela's Gate |
| HATS | 3500 | Steela's Gate |
| bello figo | 3500 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| aidan amoongus | 3500 | Nefarious Necrozmas |
| Jqlove | 3500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Osake | 3500 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| sussyamongusdrip | 3500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Zane(Bifloofendoofen) | 3500 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Codename C.A.T | 3000 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| Evie | 3000 | Reshiram something something idfk |
| fiish | 3000 | Pink Giraffes |
| Sheep Liver | 3000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Don Bork | 3000 | Pink Giraffes |
| gulch | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| Jojen | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| Tjoker | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| LemonLime78 | 3000 | Pink Giraffes |
| ItzEmanBoss | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| Maxouille | 3000 | Pink Giraffes |
| Dabob95 | 3000 | Pink Giraffes |
| Podra | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| Scipioklol | 3000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| Medasus | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
| One Last Kiss | 3000 | Pink Giraffes |
| AnsonIsTheBest | 3000 | Sigma Star Kyogres |
| UnbecomingDuck | 3000 | The Nihilistic Nihelgos |
MOCC 1 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO iT'S SO CURSED HOLY WE GOT RIGHTCLICKER TO CRASHOUT
Most unrealistic price here is 25k glory.
SV BH: Mok3s
SV BH: NightEdge
SS BH: Jqlove
USUM BH: Onyx Onix 7
NDBH: teamo
ORAS PH: jb291
ORAS PH Bo3: NToTheN
USUM PH: sussyamongusdrip
SubsL AM, AnsonIsTheBest, Guysmash, LycanrocWsaTaken, Mickle314, Scipioklol, Sheep Liver, Zane(Bifloofendoofen)
if shit goes south I personally force N to SV BH
SV BH: NightEdge
SS BH: Jqlove
USUM BH: Onyx Onix 7
NDBH: teamo
ORAS PH: jb291
ORAS PH Bo3: NToTheN
USUM PH: sussyamongusdrip
SubsL AM, AnsonIsTheBest, Guysmash, LycanrocWsaTaken, Mickle314, Scipioklol, Sheep Liver, Zane(Bifloofendoofen)
if shit goes south I personally force N to SV BH
SVBH: Flampoke/fiish/One Last Kiss
SVBH: fiish/Flampoke/One Last Kiss
SSBH: XxlazzerpenguinxX
SMBH: Don Bork/Maxouille
NDBH: Clas
USUMPH: LemonLime78
ORASPH: PenultimateToast/Dabob95
ORASPH B0o3: Excaliju
SVBH: fiish/Flampoke/One Last Kiss
SSBH: XxlazzerpenguinxX
SMBH: Don Bork/Maxouille
NDBH: Clas
USUMPH: LemonLime78
ORASPH: PenultimateToast/Dabob95
ORASPH B0o3: Excaliju
g9bh: Aidan Amoongus
g9bh: BoingK
ndbh: Aninjadude
g8bh: Ren
g7bh: Jasprose
g7ph: Archey
6bo3: Glory
g6ph: Lag=Bad
g9bh: BoingK
ndbh: Aninjadude
g8bh: Ren
g7bh: Jasprose
g7ph: Archey
6bo3: Glory
g6ph: Lag=Bad
tip for managers: mayonaise mayo is a very strong pick. even tho he went for only 3.5k in this mocc i beleive he is extremely underrated. first off he is better clicker than other players his price range (ex. sussyamongusdrip went 5-2 in hpl, but mayo only lost once). his support is unmatched due to his deep knowledge about the gen 7 pure hackmons
I have further proof that this Mayo individual has a deep understanding of Gen 7 Pure Hackmons.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2406993409
In this game we can see that Mayo thrashes one of the top players, ClockworkChicken, in a ladder game with his beautiful MMY Spam. Contrary MMY is absolutely ingenious. Do you want this teambuilding on your team? I sure do
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2407005872-hg439sl8mh3jxdl3khdkarwc14qg3pypw
And I have further proof of why you should definitely draft Mayo.
the comet is coming
hop on with us before its too late
https://discord.gg/Ayu4nfAFa3
Join the Steela's Gate discord today for tryouts (even if you've already been on the team in the past etc)
hop on with us before its too late
https://discord.gg/Ayu4nfAFa3 Join the Steela's Gate discord today for tryouts (even if you've already been on the team in the past etc)
FUCK no why am i starting
google anaconja inflation to learn more