Before I get to the Mafia, I can't forget to express my gratitude to our amazing hosts:
Murphy Lawden,
bumboclaat,
Dead by Daylight, and
slopcat for organizing this tour. This was my first time at the helm of coordinating a tour, and honestly, it was a breeze thanks to y’all.
Murphy Lawden, you are an absolute machine — it’s incredibly impressive how experienced you’ve become at this. As long as you’re willing, I’d love to have you host this tour indefinitely going forward.
Now, the Mafia... (ChatGPT assisted post after I rawdog typed for an hour)
It was an absolute blast teaming with each and every one of you. From dead last in the PRs to being just two wins away from taking it all — the finale was heartbreaking, but I’m so grateful we made it this far. As first-time managers, Dan and I went into this just hoping to make playoffs, and we definitely exceeded expectations. Though we drew the first four weeks, it was clear from the start that this team had talent — we just needed time to refine.
Despite the misplays, the hax, and the ups and downs, you all remained resilient and rallied us to the finals. Take a moment to acknowledge the level of play and perseverance you displayed throughout the tour. You overcame plenty of adversity, and that speaks volumes.
Lameflame:
I’ve known of you for years, but this was our first time really interacting. I remember reading your POTW interview a while back where you shouted me out even though we’d never spoken — I always thought that was really cool of you. Your success in team tours is no secret, and while I wish we could’ve added a win here to your resume, I’m still grateful we finally teamed up. You're probably my favorite player to build with in all my time playing ND. Our styles may not align perfectly, but your metagame knowledge, openness to ideas, and attitude in the teamcord made me a huge fan. Thank you for consistently showing up and putting forth your best.
HoodedZack:
We never talked about this in the teamcord, but I’ve played you on ladder more times than I can count — and I cherished every time I beat your crackhead playing/building ass. Before the tour, Dan kept hyping you up, and based on all the times you cheesed me on ladder, I knew firsthand how incredible you were. You were one of our top priorities going into the draft, and we’re so glad we got you.
Our styles were in sync — yours being a bit more unhinged — but I loved working with that. Your creativity in the builder was a huge asset, and your gameplay was consistently stellar. Thank you for your hard work this season. I know this is just the beginning...
Oculars:
Glad we finally got to team after all this time, bro. Even though you brought a
Limber Ditto in that AG game vs Kate, you had a solid season rallying back after an 0-3 start. I’m glad you trusted my teams — it paid off with a nice little streak toward the end. You’re a versatile player, and Dan was especially high on you because of how chaotic your scouting is (turning every week into a coinflip, lol). I would've liked to see a bit more activity from you, but timezone differences made that tough. Still, I’m happy we got you support early on. Thanks for teaming — best of luck in NDPL.
3MoreMinutes:
Heading into the draft, I thought Dan was gonna play UU himself, despite saying he might end up in AG. I had no idea we’d pick you up — and holy fucking shit, you went 8-0. I’m confident it would’ve been 9-0 if you were around every week. Your prep and play were elite, and on top of that, you were a fantastic presence in the cord. I’ve known you for a while now through
Noglastica, and I’m just glad we got to bond over this tour instead of LARPing as MG2 mains. I will
always try to buy you in any tour I manage. Thank you for the season, the carry, and the vibes.
db:
Man… where do I even begin. You were my second (or third?) friend on PS, my first-ever team tour manager, and now a washed old man who just couldn’t stop getting haxxed.
Jk. I love you, man — I’ll never not want to team with you. I’ve got so much nostalgia and love for you, and I’ll never forget your 7-0 season in NDPL III. This was a bullshit tour for you, and I’m sorry it turned out that way, but it never once made me doubt you as a player. Your AG support for Dan was appreciated, and your RU effort was elite. The cord vibes were immaculate, as always. Even when I was malding last NDPL, you were by my side. You’ve been there every step of the way, and I’m forever grateful for that. I’m glad we finally made playoffs together.
Dorron:
Regular season
X-0rron — you carried us all the way through the season, and we could not have made it this far without you. You’re an outstanding player, and I’m really glad we got the chance to team. Your confidence lifted the team whenever we were down, and I especially appreciate how you anchored Mono while also supporting Derp in RU. Your impact on the Mafia can’t be overstated.
Seo.:
It was an absolute blast teaming with you and getting to know you over these weeks. From the jump, you told me you were here to support Dorron, and that’s exactly what you did. I never felt bad about you benchriding — and I know you didn’t either. You were always involved, always supportive, and we really appreciated your presence. I know we’ll team up again soon.
eragon / shadekirby321:
A combined thank you to both of y’all. Me and Dan were
cackling after draft knowing we fleeced the both of you. Huge shoutout to
EatFoods for putting Kunal on our radar — we felt like we had the best Doubles slot in the tour. You two carried hard, especially since we knew nothing about Doubles. We just spectated the chaos that was Guard Split Shuckle + Chansey stall and enjoyed every second. We didn’t contribute much teambuilding-wise, but we loved working with you. I know y’all said
FUCK SV ND DOU and
FUCK FLUTTER MANE, but if it gets banned, I’m backing up the Brinks truck to bring y’all back.
To our season-long helpers nongyboii5000,
GOATED im_m0rtal.,
Wooper Person:
I appreciate all your support this season. You were incredible helpers, and I hope you learned a lot. You left a great impression and contributed tremendously — teams would be foolish to overlook you in the next PL.
nongyboii5000:
You went above and beyond expectations — posting thorough scouts and self-scouts every week. You saved us
so much time, which let us focus on building and testing. We couldn't have done it without you. You are Mafia 4L, and I expect to see you back for NDPL — this time as a player.
And finally, my co-man… Danbear02.
This all started when I was looking for a lower tiers player to manage with. I asked [REDACTED], but his Mega Sceptile obsession put me off. So I said
fuck it and started exploring — and stumbled across the great Danbear02.
I don’t even know what a Grand Slam is, but your Smog said you won one and led NDUU or something — so I thought that was cool. I hit you up on Discord, probably sounding like a rando, but you were down to manage NDPL (if hosts gave us a shot). I was hyped but also nervous, because NDPL was months away and anything could’ve happened.
Then SSNDPL popped up and I thought:
No way we don’t get a shot at managing this. You hadn’t really played SSND, so I figured this would be good practice — make playoffs and we’d look good for NDPL.
But man…
Grand Slam Dan up close is a wild thing. You were in every channel, every day — contributing to builds, testing, playing, and carrying AG with Derp and Oculars’ support. Your experience, versatility, and activity were unmatched. I’m surprised you hadn’t managed before, but I have no doubt you’ll be one of the best managers this format will ever see. I’m just grateful I got to be your first co.
We’re carrying this franchise to victory — I know it. Thanks again for an incredible season. I can’t wait to run it back for NDPL, this time with Mr. Logan Icicle.