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Help me come up with shitty one-liners for the smogon movie
- Thread starter LeafLace
- Start date
You'll find this terrakion has a bit of a kick
this is just like taco night at finchinator's house
mish mish
i must be a cif the way im stoned and edging
I'm back >:3
sry everyone I've been quite busy recently but all you guys have brought me so much joy with these so I thought I should reply to them again
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gosh there are so many of you I will reply to the rest probably sometime soon
thank you all <3
cya
sry everyone I've been quite busy recently but all you guys have brought me so much joy with these so I thought I should reply to them again
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I'm so glad i don't play SV OU ;-;
ooh thats a good monologue!
someone had to say it
I remember back when I first started BW OU I had this one friend that had this one dragmag team that still gives me nightmares to this day
Is it cannon in the movie that each tier is one character in the movie with a viable team for the meta they represent?The very annoying character that kept trying to promote CAP during the whole movie: Guys really check CAP! It's a fantastic metagame with tons of new...
The UU Character: Shut up! *shoots them* That was very irritating
The rest of tiers: *silence*
The OU character: ... I actually love Jumbao
they should do this when you get an infraction in smogon from now on
this made me audibly laugh, spidops is just such a silly guy lol
I have to personally thank you, it was your signature that inspired this shitpost.
wait wtf, is it true Chi-Yu can ohko blissey!?
extension denied, I'm sorry but our company is going under if we cant ship this movie within a month
A classic
absolute Shakespeare but why not politoad?"Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops" - Pelipper the Great
ok all of these are really good ;-;
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gosh there are so many of you I will reply to the rest probably sometime soon
thank you all <3
cya
gliscor: "I, um, I thought you were dead."
kyurem: "My death was... greatly exaggerated. So! You're the punk I've heard about!" *farts out a Substitute doll*
(gliscor yelps, startled)
kyurem: "My death was... greatly exaggerated. So! You're the punk I've heard about!" *farts out a Substitute doll*
(gliscor yelps, startled)
Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! Tries to use rapid spin
Ghost type appears
Tries to trap ghost with pursuit but they get a destiny bond off
"Okay, now time to speee-" They have another ghost "Goddammit."
Ghost type appears
Tries to trap ghost with pursuit but they get a destiny bond off
"Okay, now time to speee-" They have another ghost "Goddammit."
based on this masterpiece of a scene
: You deal with Raging Bolt. I’ll take care of the Kyurem.
: Are you sure, he has a Choice Spe-
: THEY HIT ME WITH STEALTH ROCKS.
: Ok, suit yourself.
Tornadus-T is then seen crashing through Keldeo, Clefable, Corviknight and other matchups he’s good at as Assclamp! simultaneously plays
Tornadus-T is then seen crashing through Keldeo, Clefable, Corviknight and other matchups he’s good at as Assclamp! simultaneously plays
"what are we, some kind of ou council?"
(baiting a status move from gliscor and getting a swords dance up) : *slowly laughing to himself* I guess you could call that... a King's Gambit..
...but I knew it always would have worked on you, after all, it's like your Head is made of Iron!
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(sweeping 6-0 and opponent tries to forfeit) :...trying to Kowtow to me like that... I'd just Cleave you in half!
Then again, shows why I alone am the Supreme Overlord...
CaptKirby: Guys, I’m still trying to call this a 2-0. You told me I can’t do it, and I can't do it. Now, what I might be able to do is re-create it. Re-create a 2-0 in the aggregate.
mf: The what?
CaptKirby: cookie’s first Pokemon’s health were at 37%. His second Pokemon was at 17%. His third: 32%. His fourth: 4%. His fifth Pokemon was at 19%. And his sixth was 11%. Add that up, and you get...
[snapping his fingers and pointing at cookie]
cookie: Do you want me to speak?
CaptKirby: When I point at you, yeah.
cookie: A 6-0.
CaptKirby: [snapping] Divided by three.
cookie: A 2-0.
CaptKirby: That's what we're looking for. A 6-0… that is just as meaningful as…
[snapping]
cookie: A 2-0.
mf: The what?
CaptKirby: cookie’s first Pokemon’s health were at 37%. His second Pokemon was at 17%. His third: 32%. His fourth: 4%. His fifth Pokemon was at 19%. And his sixth was 11%. Add that up, and you get...
[snapping his fingers and pointing at cookie]
cookie: Do you want me to speak?
CaptKirby: When I point at you, yeah.
cookie: A 6-0.
CaptKirby: [snapping] Divided by three.
cookie: A 2-0.
CaptKirby: That's what we're looking for. A 6-0… that is just as meaningful as…
[snapping]
cookie: A 2-0.
: I gotta say, we’ve been pretty overused recently.
: *pauses* say that again?: We’ve been pretty overused recently?: Yes we have…*long silence*
: Guys, I got it! Wanna hear?"Time to click Stealth Rocks!"
The opposing Diancie's Diancite is reacting to the Key Stone!
"God damn it."
The opposing Diancie's Diancite is reacting to the Key Stone!
"God damn it."
"now i know you're the one with the jirachi, but if you really think that i'm going to be the one flinching today, that's very... unfortunate"