YOUR SIMPLE GUIDE TO: GOING OUTSIDE [Volume 1]

[The Gungeon master]

What if I live on the moon and there isn't any 'g' word?

 

[bro torterra]

have you tried holding something heavy

 

[Lustre]

the irony that the time writing this post could have been used for touching the very grass you have been leading us to

 

[Dead by Daylight]

the irony that the time writing this post could have been used for touching the very grass you have been leading us to

i was touching grass while writing the post, this seems like more of an attempt to deflect from your lack of grass-touching than anything else.

 

[Lustre]

i was touching grass while writing the post, this seems like more of an attempt to deflect from your lack of grass-touching than anything else.

been touching so much grass that i miss my bed :(

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

as a marshtomp i am offended at the idea of touching gr*ss

 

[Krockodile]

So you want to go see the outside world. Maybe even touch some [CENSORED] while you walk. Don't worry, we'll introduce that word into your mental bank by the end of this course.

Thank you Dead by Deadlight for giving us steps on how to go outisde. However, I do have questions to ask regarding this sacred practice:

1. How long should we walk outside, or how many steps should we take per day?
2. Do we need to carry any weapons to protect ourselves, in case we have to encounter a dangerous pet or a mysterious figure that may pop up behind us?
3. On what part of the day should we walk to receive the most benefit from walking, and when should we not walk?
4. What would you say to those who don't have time to walk, due to business, overwhelmed by distractions or a fear to be unsure of where to walk to?

 

[Just A Shroom God]

does this hurt the outside?

 

[Let's go shuckles]

does this hurt the outside?

Yes. I got bit by an ant.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Thank you Dead by Deadlight for giving us steps on how to go outisde. However, I do have questions to ask regarding this sacred practice:

1. How long should we walk outside, or how many steps should we take per day?
2. Do we need to carry any weapons to protect ourselves, in case we have to encounter a dangerous pet or a mysterious figure that may pop up behind us?
3. On what part of the day should we walk to receive the most benefit from walking, and when should we not walk?
4. What would you say to those who don't have time to walk, due to business, overwhelmed by distractions or a fear to be unsure of where to walk to?

Hey, glad to see questions from outside people

1) You should aim to take about 1 step a day. Once you reach that goal, make it 2. Double the amount of steps you do per day and soon enough you'll be a great outdoorsperson.
2) Yes, carry an AK-47.
3) Walk during 2 PM without sunscreen for that sweet Vitamin D, and do not walk at night because there's no sun.
4) They already completed 5 steps by reading the guide, what's 1 more step to them?

 

[fiish]

do you just keep doubling the amount of steps you take indefinitely

 

[Let's go shuckles]

do you just keep doubling the amount of steps you take indefinitely

You'll know you've taken enough steps one you die of exhaustion