the smogbank

[Dead by Daylight]

Are you one of those people who are banned?

nope

 

[The Gungeon master]

Can I have some coins to eat?

 

[skippergamez]

Is it possible to open an account with 1,000,000 reacts?

 

[Bog Monster]

Can you hold complex assets? I have some real estate that I can't separate from an imaginary number

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Can I have some coins to eat?

no, you are banned from the bank.

Is it possible to open an account with 1,000,000 reacts?

yes indeed, it is possible

Can you hold complex assets? I have some real estate that I can't separate from an imaginary number

sure, but you don't have an account, so I cannot do that for you

 

[skippergamez]

yes indeed, it is possible

I’ll register my account now thank you!

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I’ll register my account now thank you!

sure

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

3 people are now banned from the bank, stay away if you see them on the streets

ill give you my debt if you unban me

 

[Blizihguh]

Hello, unfortunately fiat currency is a scam made by Big Paper (or in some countries Big Polymer) to keep the masses in poverty. I'd like to open an account with an initial deposit of 30 golden doubloons please

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Hello, unfortunately fiat currency is a scam made by Big Paper (or in some countries Big Polymer) to keep the masses in poverty. I'd like to open an account with an initial deposit of 30 golden doubloons please

sure, welcome to bank

 

[vesp]

hellow. i would like to take out a loan. for money

 

[Don Vascus]

do you accept chocolate coins

 

[vesp]

do you accept chocolate coins

iff you give them to me i wikl eaccept them happily.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

hellow. i would like to take out a loan. for money

sure that’ll be $132

 

[Dead by Daylight]

do you accept chocolate coins

we do, provided you bring a refrigerator with them

 

[vesp]

sure that’ll be $132

can.. I borrow 132 dollars so I can afford debt? thank you.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

can.. I borrow 132 dollars so I can afford debt? thank you

see, we don't give out loans here unless you can afford the security deposit.

 

[Lightniong]

can you give me money?

 

[kiru]

I would like to open a business account.

This week in ORASPL went absolutely HORRIBLE. Enzonana. is banned from voice chats, HSBT & White Atoq only speaks ESPANOL, and ElectricityCat is the CANDICE STRIKER OVERLORD. My business account is directed to provide funding to free ENZONANA, provide Premium Duolingo memberships to the CANDICE STRIKERS from ORASPL, and to REPLACE ElectricityCat WITH MARGOT ROBBIE FROM SUICIDE Squad. I've partnered with many investors to accept this debt of $1 million euros as initial funds towards my account.

 

[Adeleine]

have you considered calling it the smank

 

[kiru]

have you considered calling it the smank

let me speak with your manager.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

have you considered calling it the smank

I have considered capital punishment for this crime that you’ve committed.

 

[chroma_2903]

do you deal in hypixel skyblock coins?