i employ the bidet and then wipe from the front, because wiping back to front serves only to scrape shit onto your nuts
Also how do I wipe "freaky style"
Also how do I wipe "freaky style"
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FOR THE GUYS which way do you wipe your ass
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holy shit thats genius ;-;
wiping rn
my friends keep arguing on whether or not its gay to use a bidet. like on a regular basis
my net worth must be like 20 bucks then bc all my friends are broke
Your network is your net worth
This doesn't take into account squatting; my cousin's house (in India) has what essentially amounts to a fancy hole in the ground that you have to squat to use.
I suppose it's a niche (yet still relevant) part of the skill expression associated with taking a dump.
squatting is the optimal position for output flow, unpleasant though it may be to the mind of a casual/recreational shitter
I wipe while upside down, its a lot more efficient.
Also squatting is indeed better, you just gotta work your glutes.
Also squatting is indeed better, you just gotta work your glutes.
right to left
"I wipe mine freaky style. I'd tell you what that means, but then I'd have to kill you."
-Anthony Bourdain
-Anthony Bourdain
Cause people don't want a UTI.
every time
counterclockwise
i feel like you either go front to back or bottom to top
i refuse to believe anyone goes back to front
i mean you could possibly make a case for top to bottom but i feel its too much effort for not enough wiping
however everyone seems to be forgetting the optimal method: the nappy. you shit and then force everyone else to clean it up while crying and shitting some more
i refuse to believe anyone goes back to front
i mean you could possibly make a case for top to bottom but i feel its too much effort for not enough wiping
however everyone seems to be forgetting the optimal method: the nappy. you shit and then force everyone else to clean it up while crying and shitting some more
wait, THAT'S what you're supposed to do with toilet paper?? i thought it was for drying off after a shower wtf
can't believe this thread is how i finally find this out...
can't believe this thread is how i finally find this out...
I eat so much fiber that twice a month, i poop a perfect polished sphere, usually around 21 kgs and 17.5 cm in diameter. since the force launches it up to 140 meters i do it outside. i dont have toilet paper handy but it doesnt leave a trace other than painful fissures so i i just pull up my pants
This looks like that food bulma made in DBS that is said to be the most delicious food in the universe.
i don't know how to feel about this now
the truth of your feeling is right in front of you. reach out and grab it. why deny?