The Ultimate Page 5 Championship Tournament Game ($50 prize) WON BY LIGHTNIONG

[fiish]

inb4 the second we get to page 5 everyone deletes all their posts and we're back at 1

 

[adjectivenoun]

Allowing someone to bounce off of me and take post #100 because I am a generous and loving overlord.

 

[Lightniong]

nah gang

 

[MAMP]

you have reached my balls

 

[Mathy]

(Post #104 at time of writing, and first usage of the image)

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Can 4 people delete their comments real quick so I can win? Thanks.

 

[Lechen]

Can 5 people delete their comments real quick so I can win? Thanks.

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

it has come to my attention that multiple users have been using this version of the page 5 image:

as you can see some Idiot has scribbled on the left side of this image. how embarrassing

please use the original image:

have a nice day

- Grape Tleyol

 

[Lightniong]

real game commence

 

[fiish]

 

[Mathy]

(post #110 at time of writing)

 

[phoopes]

maybe the real page 5 is the friends we made along the way

 

[fiish]

no i think this is the real page 5

 

[gastlies]

From the dusty mesa
Her looming shadow grows
Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote
She twines her spines up slowly
Towards the boiling sun
And when I touched her skin
My fingers ran with blood
In the hushing dusk under a swollen silver moon
I came walking with the wind to watch the cactus bloom
And strange hands halted me, the looming shadows danced
I fell down to the thorny brush and felt the trembling hands
When the last light warms the rocks
And the rattlesnakes unfold
Mountain cats will come to drag away your bones
And rise with me forever
Across the silent sand
And the stars will be your eyes
And the wind will be my hands

 

[fiish]

you have reached page 4

 

[az]

 

[Mechalico]

it has come to my attention that multiple users have been using this version of the page 5 image:
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as you can see some Idiot has scribbled on the left side of this image. how embarrassing

please use the original image:
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have a nice day

- Grape Tleyol

if this post wins then grape tylenol should get the $50

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

this post was once number 120

 

[BP]

To make this game even more interesting, I've decided to donate an extra $50 to a random person in this thread!

 

[Dead by Daylight]

7.

 

[Lechen]

To make this game even more interesting, I've decided to donate an extra $50 to a random person in this thread!

I had a nonbiased party do the roll to make sure there was no unfairness to the game.
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WOW!!! The Winner is #14!!!

I can't believe I won $50! I can use this money to buy not even a full triple-A video game now.

these messages were within an hour of each other, as such i believe as the first person to point this out i should get the money instead /j

 

[Lightniong]

this post used to be #124 as time of writing

 

[Mechalico]

 

[epicsnorlax]

You have reached page 4

 

[Teh]

page 6…. the dawn of a new era…..