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Project Unluckiest Player of the Week

So I felt inspired after meeting the funny wifi password guy today who so shamelessly haxed me last AC.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen5pokebilitiesrandombattle-2448686354
* Three Water resists, but no known instance of a Simipour resist
* Two cases of two full paras in a row (out of 6 turns: 17-19, 22-24).
* Everything on the opp team except Solrock and Staraptor outspeeds my entire team.

Not a lot compared to what happened that time, or to anything else, but I might as well tell the story to anyone willing to learn the true side of that evil man.

You might have a new rival in the special competition called "the player most haxed by Fran":
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen5pokebilitiesrandombattle-2448985375

My poor opponent got paralyzed 13 times in this match, including a para caused by Thunderbolt, two crucial paras on Mawile and a Carracosta being unable to move. When it actually broke through paralysis, it still missed its attack lol
 

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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen9randombattle-2449746269

2100+ elo game.

Turn 10 - Golduck hits 8 Hydro Pumps in a row despite being para'd (under 2 % chance!)
Turn 22 - I brilliantly put myself in a winning position, setting up in front of a -1 Terrakion, but it CRITS me!

I turn the battle around, win, but even that won't end my bad luck, as I end up on 2146 elo, which is just 3 points short of making it into the top 500 for the first time this gen!

EDIT: I also lost the next game, missing my chance to make it onto the ladder lol
 
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Literally a few minutes ago (around 2:45) I got flinched three times in a row, turns 13-15, in the three times my opponent used iron head, taking out the only two mons that weren't weak against all the mons they ended up showing. :(
 
Finally got a good one
Casual 7 consecutive hypnosis attenpts to get sleep.
T1 freeze on my best mon
Ignoring the hypnosis miss spree 6/8 possible turns fully parad (including 4 relevant consecutive full paras)

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen1randombattle-2451869796

Still managed to win due to rolling an absurd team and some interesting plays by them, but it was a wild ride.

Happened today
 
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file:///C:/Users/petteteu19/Downloads/Gen9RandomBattle-2025-10-02-aurachild-d1ppyfresh.html

Turn 6: Blastoise flinch so I couldn't shell smash on it's first turn out
Turn 7: nothing unlucky but have taken around 70%
Turn 8: sucker punch crit (probably unneeded but salt in the wound and such)
Turn 9: missed leaf storm

Summary: Big mans flinch first time turned it as i could have killed the dog with waterfall

also is it possible to submit multiple games as this may not be my unluckiest yet
 
file:///C:/Users/petteteu19/Downloads/Gen9RandomBattle-2025-10-02-aurachild-d1ppyfresh.html

Turn 6: Blastoise flinch so I couldn't shell smash on it's first turn out
Turn 7: nothing unlucky but have taken around 70%
Turn 8: sucker punch crit (probably unneeded but salt in the wound and such)
Turn 9: missed leaf storm

Summary: Big mans flinch first time turned it as i could have killed the dog with waterfall

also is it possible to submit multiple games as this may not be my unluckiest yet
Please click Upload instead of Download next time! We can't see that replay because it's a file on your computer.
 
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