my gay cats

[Teh]

my cats are gay. there’s nothing wrong with that of course!!! but its becoming a problem

they stare a little too longingly at each other and get way too close to each other. normally that’s something i could ignore but the other day i watched one sniff the other’s butt and start licking it. again, i have no problem with that but i really wish they’d keep it in the bedroom

and then JUST TODAY i saw one of them mount the other and start thrusting and at that point i knew i had to do something. i just want to make it clear theres nothing wrong with gay cats but i’m thinking of snipping both of their balls off. if they cant respect my personal boundaries then i’ll have no choice but to take away their sexual organs so they can go back to being good little eunuchs.

but what do you guys think? maybe theres a better way to stop them from being gay. i’m open to advice

 

[chroma_2903]

i can't find my wooper "what" reaction image so just imagine it here for the time being

What?

 

[rightclicker]

 

[solrock the great]

 

[chroma_2903]

found it

 

[chroma_2903]

 

[Kizaco]

Let them be gay :3

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

stop watching your cats getting it on teh you fuckin pervert

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Adopt this dog.

 

[Bog Monster]

Can't believe you'd remove bolas's bolas

 

[justicewillbeserved]

 

[adjectivenoun]

You should get the Supreme Court to outlaw their marriage and protect the legality of catversion (cat conversion) therapy.

 

[vishy fishy]

Can't believe you'd remove bolas's bolas

Nicol bolas reference?

 

[Teh]

You should get the Supreme Court to outlaw their marriage and protect the legality of catversion (cat conversion) therapy.

to be clear, i support gay cat's right to marriage. i just wish they'd stop being gay in front of me. its just not right.

 

[Kizaco]

to be clear, i support gay cat's right to marriage. i just wish they'd stop being gay in front of me. its just not right.

My dogs are gay and honestly they dont care about laws so they wont care abt your attempt to get them to stop, just look away :3

 

[Mahmudkipz]

to be clear, i support gay cat's right to marriage. i just wish they'd stop being gay in front of me. its just not right.

tape them to your back. problem solved

 

[Blizihguh]

Sounds like you should be giving them some privacy tbh. It's their house too!

 

[vishy fishy]

I mean it’s a 2v1 mabye u should leave

 

[BP]

Have you tried electrocuting them? I heard that works.

 

[Allen "Bottles" Graham]

This post goes hard

 

[Teh]

I mean it’s a 2v1 mabye u should leave

it’s my house so they have to follow my rules. and my rules are

1. dont be gay (in front of me ((theres nothing wrong with it just dont like it happening around me))
2. give me lots of cuddles when i want them
3. dont pee on the fucking floor

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

1. dont be gay (in front of me ((theres nothing wrong with it just dont like it happening around me))
2. give me lots of cuddles when i want them
3. dont pee on the fucking floor

i know quite a few people who would not manage to follow the teh house rules. makes u think eh

 

[chroma_2903]

i would most likely not be allowed in teh's house, seeing as how i am extremely flirty, cuddle averse, and notably not potty trained

 

[vishy fishy]

I’m very cuddly but I’ve also heard im bony so (dw it’s in a non romantic kinda way) but yeah now i wanna pee on tehs floor

 

[Teh]

i dont care how cuddly any of you are i need help with my gay cats whom i loathe