smogoff smuggling ring

[Dead by Daylight]

hello all, i'm starting a smuggling business

right now we can smuggle the following:
beer: 15 risk, $100 reward
ice: 5 risk, $25 reward
polonium: 35 risk, $400 reward

i need 3 associates to start the business. let me know if you're up

 

[solrock the great]

im down to smuggle some ice

 

[Lightniong]

we smuggling beer in and out

 

[Just A Shroom God]

We'd better smuggle these items without getting caught before the sun rises or we'll be Dead by Daylight

 

[Adeleine]

can you smuggle rings

 

[Comett7778]

Do you have polonium 209 specifically? I want that 124 year half life so I can see a return on my investment

 

[Adeleine]

who the fuck needs to have ice smuggled to them. by the way. what does that imply

 

[Dead by Daylight]

who the fuck needs to have ice smuggled to them. by the way. what does that imply

by ice I mean the solid state of water. apologies for the confusion

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Smuggling Run 1
Target: Las Cruces, New Mexico

solrock the great
Payload: 1 bag of Reddy ice
Risk: 5%
Reward: $25
You successfully delivered the bag of ice.

Lightniong
Payload: 1 case of Corona
Risk: 15%
Reward: $100
You successfully delivered the case of Corona.

Let's go shuckles
Payload: 1 bag of Reddy ice, 1 case of Corona, 1 mole of polonium
Risk: 5% | 15% | 35%
Reward: $525 total
You are caught by the authorities and detained for smuggling alcoholic beverages without a permit. Your fine is $250.

Any item highlighted in red is deadly - failing this check will lead to instant death.

Current Accounts

solrock the great - $25
Lightniong - $100
Let's go shuckles - jailed

We are looking for 3 new smugglers.

We have new items to smuggle!
Firewood: 10% risk, $50 reward

 

[sheepie]

Im
In

 

[fiish]

smuggling beer

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Im
In

what are you smuggling

 

[sheepie]

what are you smuggling

3 bags of ice

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Let's go shuckles
Payload: 1 bag of Reddy ice, 1 case of Corona, 1 mole of polonium
Risk: 5% | 15% | 35%
Reward: $525 total
You are caught by the authorities and detained for smuggling alcoholic beverages without a permit. Your fine is $250.

????

I literally haven't even interacted with this thread and never started smuggling stuff. These cops suck.

 

[saberslasher11]

hello all, i'm starting a smuggling business

right now we can smuggle the following:
beer: 15 risk, $100 reward
ice: 5 risk, $25 reward
polonium: 35 risk, $400 reward

i need 3 associates to start the business. let me know if you're up

all in on polonium.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Smuggling Run 2
Target: Land o' Lakes, Wisconsin

fiish
Payload: 1 bag of Corona
Risk: 15%
Reward: $100
You successfully delivered the case of Corona.

sheepie
Payload: 3 bags of Reddy ice
Risk: 5% | 5% | 5%
Reward: $75
You barely delivered the bags of ice. Seeing as the bags were damaged in transport, your pay was docked $65.

saberslasher11
Payload: 1 mole of polonium
Risk: 35%
Reward: $400
You barely delivered the polonium. Seeing as the polonium lost 15% of its mass, your pay was docked $160.
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Any random number within ten of the risk value will lead to a damaged delivery. This will then decrease your pay for the mission.
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Current Accounts

solrock the great - $25
Lightniong - $100
Let's go shuckles - jailed
fiish - $100
sheepie - $10
saberslasher11 - $240

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Run 3 information

Items to smuggle:
Beer: 15% risk, $100 reward
Ice: 5% risk, $25 reward
Polonium: 35% risk, $400 reward
Firewood: 10% risk, $50 reward

We have new items to smuggle!
Used car tires: 12.5% risk, $75 reward

 

[Mathy]

 

[phoopes]

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you should talk to BP about this

 

[sheepie]

5 loads of firewood

 

[fiish]

3 car tires

 

[Just A Shroom God]

16 tons of number 9 coal

 

[Dead by Daylight]

16 tons of number 9 coal

You are in jail.

 

[saberslasher11]

1 of all.