please only draft me if you plan to win this tournament @managers
also i should be unbanned from the ru discord react with a haha if you agree
also i should be unbanned from the ru discord react with a haha if you agree
i think the managers just followed my previous requestSomething happened here...
Am I of knowledge of you?i think the managers just followed my previous request
it may also have something to do with not playing ru in months
its unclear at this time
perhapsAm I of knowledge of you?
Better off having no knowledge here guldkatt. HejAm I of knowledge of you?
HaterHisuiHeat OFFICIAL 25.5K PR
(REMINDER THAT I AM THE SOLE AUTHORITY IN THIS MATTER AND MY WORD IS FACT)
1. Ming's Team (I don't feel like typing their full name, yet I typed this full explanation, says a lot about society)
Ming drafted Ming's team in the RU Discord voice call and I really like some of his picks! Despite a major and continuous lapse in judgement buying mielke (locked out of ADV) for 10k, he still got C0nfiden1 0yster who is probably the top SSRU in the pool for 20k, Cielau, a great RU player with SCL experience, for 16k, and rounded out SV with Hoops, Angolano, and possibly Drud? for 11.5, 8k, and 12k respectively.
As for old gens I know mielke can probably play something else, I know rylon is strong, and I know Fantos13 is strong, so that is my basis for their #1 placement
2. Golden Wind Riders
WALLY did a great job getting a bunch of underrated, strong SV talent while also having top level old-gen players who also have great flexibility. I expect to see novax in SV every week with gk, hairoll, txunt, mj, roaring moonlight, goobc3, medasus, wally, gewwge, or really anyone filling those last three slots, depending on how they construct their lineup. They have an insane amount of flexibility which I think if they do their picks right, will be a boon rather than a burden.
3. Glacial Cetitans
Solid draft from the Cetitans, many strong players. Pretty standard, reliable, and expected all around. I don't really have much to add on this one since my knowledge is more limited.
4. Nosepasses
Good mix of old and new players. I like to see people like Peum getting picked up for this tour, lot of upside for only 3k. Obviously DugZa + Zugu in SV is going to be scary (if they both end up playing SV every week that is). Etern, Ninjadog, damien, premonitions, spell, vioz, the list goes on and on and on, and thats without even mentioning their most expensive player, Gondra. An embarrassment of riches on this team, makes me wonder why I'm not putting them higher... I like looking like an idiot so its fine.
5. Trace Telepaths
Slikkles and Heatranator drafted a bunch of strong old-gen players along with Franklin who can play SV or SS and be the best player in the pool, which explains the highest price tag in the draft, either way, the manager support in SV is going to be great with both managers having different but strong building styles and being some of the most active and dedicated RU community members.
The reason I don't rate them higher is because I find their team slightly too reliant on a few players to perform.
6. Weezings
Xiri for 27k is a steal considering my price (lol) and Joel for 7.5k is obviously good value. LBN and Baddy can put up strong records and if they don't this team is fucked. While I don't consider the gap in this tour between the worst and best team to be as egregious as SCL (dynamos lol), I'd be surprised to see the Weezings win the tour
7. Krookodiles
They are our opponents this week so they get ranked last
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this shit is serious.I decided to rank the toxicity of each team.
1 - Mr. Speed Boosters
This is weird. One voice in my head is telling me that they have sweet people in HisuiHeat, fvkumean, Don Bork, and probably mipc. The other voice is reminding me that it's just about it.
This team fucking scares me, and I am not talking about pokemon level at all (because this is not scary). I sleep terribly at night knowing that Flabeauf is sending me 250 DMs per day (my ex-wife who cheated on me when I was in the military wasn't sending me as much) explaining how SV RU is bad and that it's 06:07 AM.
Diogo is at an Mbappé level of dictatorship and terror, every time I see him around I just want to chop my own head off so that he doesn't do it on his own. Dugtrio Is Broken rickrolled me a week ago.
Give me Argentina jerseys so I can exorcise them all. My skin is peeling every time I see this team.
2 - Trace Telepaths
I need to know what went through these guys' minds thinking "oh yeah lets get Franklin (RUTL), Vroom (peaceful guy who doesnt like dramas) and Leni (has never smiled or laughed at any moment of his Smogon career) alongside zause (went more back and forth on the RU cord than I did with my ex-wife) and Wesley (will spend more time doing ragebait battle than pokemon battles) alongside LB (wesley's wife)"...?
Ironically though, I think those guys were picked at the right time. With all due respect, up until the DonBoneJones pick I was sure of one thing: these guys are NOT going to crack any laugh with the players they had. It almost feels like a disrespect at this point, getting the fortnite tiktok guys just to cheer the actual RU players so that you don't want to seek psychotherapy after bad performances in midseason.
I wouldn't last more than 2 weeks in this team if I'm being honest, but I think the RU forum mod factor prevents them from being 1st.
3 - NGL Nosepasses
@matches
4 - The Kriminal Krookodiles:
Who could've thought that the council member with the biggest ego and the lowest amount of self-questioning would take a ride with the nicest people of whole RUCL? It seems like being owned in RUWC grows humility on motherfuckers.
Not much to say, besides the fact that we're gonna have yet another argument involving Canard aka "i only play HO or i cancer", feen aka "dont care just send teams, sunday -6 lmk when", and Nemosse crashing out after getting scald burned and reminding the whole world about it 6 months later on, but that's about it really.
This team actually looks quite healthy though, nothing to be scared of.
5 - The Golden Wind Riders
Cool team, nice people, everything good. Won't elaborate for my mental health.
6 - Glacial Cetitans
What am I even supposed to say bro like please tell Blaise to send emojis?
7 - City of Brotherly Drudd
I used to compare Ming to Kai Cenat because of the way he brings up "chat" but with the recent Portable Document File allegations I won't compare him to anyone.
Not sure what to say about them, they are 7th for the sake of it but they owe it to having Angolano, Cielau, rylon, didss and Dlanyer altogether, they would be unranked otherwise.
8 - Tantalizing Weezings:
If you move LBN out the picture, this team is genuinely cool and looks fun to be part of. But here's the problem, if LBN happens to lose a game week 2 for loading choice specs entei or some shit, the only way out is him swearing and cussing at his 13 year old managers before one dips and the other follows.
They definitely deserve the last spot, and this is a good thing.
Second degré
Hej, I said sorry already, no need to name names. Will your anger go on forever?That offended me more deeply than that person in ru cord saying were last because i bought Davis for the price of an Aston Martin. My teams always have amazing vibes.