Warstory: A break from no Diamond

[Poppin]

SUPER (Me) VS HNS

My Team (In order of appearance) :

My Opponent's Team (In order of appearance):

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle

Vs

super sent out I'm not a transvestite! (lvl 100 Gallade ?).
HNS sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut I'm not a transvestite!'s attack!
Gyarados used Earthquake.
I'm not a transvestite! lost 54% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
I'm not a transvestite! used Will-o-wisp.
I'm not a transvestite!'s attack missed!
I'm not a transvestite!'s leftovers restored its health a little!
I'm not a transvestite! restored 6% of its health.
---
Dammit, I start out the battle with hax. Fortunately, Gallade has enough HP left for a second wisp.

Vs

Gyarados used Earthquake.
I'm not a transvestite! lost 50% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
I'm not a transvestite! used Will-o-wisp.
Gyarados was burned!
Gyarados was hurt by its burn!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
I'm not a transvestite!'s leftovers restored its health a little!
I'm not a transvestite! restored 6% of its health.
---
Thank you, GOD. I finally got a Wisp off with enough HP to survive... okay, shit, it won't take the the next attack and with no speed investment, it won't be doing shit but dragging my team down.

Vs

Gyarados used Earthquake.
I'm not a transvestite! lost 9% of its health.
super's I'm not a transvestite! fainted.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados was hurt by its burn!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
---
I told ya.

Vs

super switched in Mr.Goodbar (lvl 100 Shaymin).
Mr.Goodbar used Substitute.
Mr.Goodbar lost 25% of its health.
Mr.Goodbar made a substitute!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Mr.Goodbar!
Mr.Goodbar's substitute faded!
Mr.Goodbar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mr.Goodbar restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados was hurt by its burn!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
---
Aw, FUCK. When will this damn hax give in?????? Anyway, I tried to setup a Substitute and Ice Fang got a dang crit.

Vs

Mr.Goodbar used Substitute.
Mr.Goodbar lost 25% of its health.
Mr.Goodbar made a substitute!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mr.Goodbar!
Mr.Goodbar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mr.Goodbar restored 6% of its health.

Gyarados was hurt by its burn!
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.​

---
Second time's the charm? I finally get a sub up knowing that an Ice Fang won't break it.

Vs

Mr.Goodbar used Seed Flare.
Gyarados lost 21% of its health.
HNS's Gyarados fainted.
Mr.Goodbar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mr.Goodbar restored 6% of its health.
---
Gyrados is no more... yay!!!!!

Vs

HNS switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Garchomp used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mr.Goodbar!
Mr.Goodbar's substitute faded!
Mr.Goodbar used Seed Flare.
Garchomp lost 47% of its health.
Garchomp's special defence was harshly lowered.
Mr.Goodbar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mr.Goodbar restored 6% of its health.
---
A size difference FTW? Shaymin vs Garchomp and I already get it going with the Special Defense drop.

Vs

Garchomp used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Mr.Goodbar lost 33% of its health.
Mr.Goodbar used Seed Flare.
Garchomp lost 53% of its health.
HNS's Garchomp fainted.
Mr.Goodbar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mr.Goodbar restored 6% of its health.
---
Fire Blast would've 4KO'd Shaymin, so, the Spdef drop wasn't needed for my opponent's next move.

Vs

HNS switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Mr.Goodbar used Seed Flare.
Mr.Goodbar's attack missed!
Porygonz used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Mr.Goodbar lost 48% of its health.
super's Mr.Goodbar fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
---
Alright, fuck. Seed Flare would've done some nice damage, however, the hax gods like to fuck with my life.

Vs

super switched in Pink Punisher (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Pink Punisher is exerting its pressure!
HNS switched in Matador (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Pink Punisher used Nasty Plot.
Pink Punisher's special attack was sharply raised.
---
The main reason for me getting on Shoddy, a good HP Fire Weavile. I think my opponent predicted a revenge killer, so, he swapped, I guess. Either way, I would've killed Porygon-Z.

Vs

Pink Punisher used Nasty Plot.
Pink Punisher's special attack was sharply raised.
Matador used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Pink Punisher lost 100% of its health.
Pink Punisher hung on using its Focus Sash!
---
I knew it wouldn't be revenge killing since nothing was killed, so, I Plotted again to be able to OHKO it with Dark Pulse.

Vs

Pink Punisher used Dark Pulse.
Matador lost 100% of its health.
HNS's Matador fainted.
---
lol.

Vs

HNS switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Pink Punisher used Ice Shard.
Tyranitar lost 16% of its health.
Tyranitar used Earthquake.
Pink Punisher lost 0% of its health.
super's Pink Punisher fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
---
What the hell else would MixVile do with 1 HP in a ST?

Vs

super switched in Golden Shower (lvl 100 Mesprit).
HNS switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Golden Shower used U-turn.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 62% of its health.
super switched in ChainZel? (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
The sandstorm rages.
ChainZel? is buffetted by the sandstorm!
ChainZel? lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
I drew my cards and got an ace. A crit on Blissey when I needed it.

Vs

HNS switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
ChainZel? used Taunt.
Porygonz fell for the taunt!
The sandstorm rages.
ChainZel? is buffetted by the sandstorm!
ChainZel? lost 6% of its health.
Porygonz is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Porygonz lost 6% of its health.
---
ChainZel, a new creation I made on Shoddy, howver, it doesn't stay in for long.

Vs

super switched in Vortex of Sex (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Vortex of Sex is exerting its pressure!
Porygonz used Thunderbolt.
Vortex of Sex lost 36% of its health.
Vortex of Sex is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Porygonz is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Porygonz lost 6% of its health.
Vortex of Sex is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vortex of Sex lost 6% of its health.
Vortex of Sex's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vortex of Sex restored 6% of its health.
---
Alright, I'm tired of hax.

Vs

Vortex of Sex is paralysed! It can't move!
Porygonz used Thunderbolt.
Vortex of Sex lost 36% of its health.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Porygonz is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Porygonz lost 6% of its health.
Vortex of Sex is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vortex of Sex lost 6% of its health.
Vortex of Sex's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vortex of Sex restored 6% of its health.
---
*Ahem*... Not a trun to waste <.<.

Vs

Vortex of Sex used Sucker Punch.
Porygonz lost 37% of its health.
Porygonz used Thunderbolt.
Vortex of Sex lost 28% of its health.
super's Vortex of Sex fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Porygonz is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Porygonz lost 4% of its health.
HNS's Porygonz fainted.
---
Double KO? I haven't seen one since 2nd gen.

Vs

super: fail
super switched in ChainZel? (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
HNS switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
ChainZel? used Aqua Jet.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 35% of its health.
ChainZel? lost 10% of its health.
Tyranitar used Earthquake.
ChainZel? lost 74% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
ChainZel? is buffetted by the sandstorm!
ChainZel? lost 4% of its health.
super's ChainZel? fainted.
---
The mystery of ChainZel shall remain unsolved [-,_-]. And with only Mesprit left, it's only a matter of time before.............

Vs

super switched in Golden Shower (lvl 100 Mesprit).
HNS switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Golden Shower used U-turn.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Golden Shower is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Golden Shower lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Golden Shower's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golden Shower restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---
OH FUCK YES! He switched in Blissey after he switched in Tyranitar, so, the Leftovers are null and void. The crit made this all possible :).

Vs

Golden Shower used U-turn.
Blissey lost 8% of its health.
HNS's Blissey fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Golden Shower is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Golden Shower lost 6% of its health.
Golden Shower's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golden Shower restored 6% of its health.
---
1-1 and my only choice against a seperate special sponge is U-Turn.

Vs

HNS switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Tyranitar used Shadow Claw.
It's super effective!
Golden Shower lost 47% of its health.
Golden Shower used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 30% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Golden Shower is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Golden Shower lost 6% of its health.
Golden Shower's leftovers restored its health a little!
Golden Shower restored 6% of its health.
---
Shadow Claw?

Vs

Tyranitar used Shadow Claw.
It's super effective!
Golden Shower lost 43% of its health.
Golden Shower used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 20% of its health.
HNS's Tyranitar fainted.
super wins!

I win.

Pros:

-The crit on Blissey
-My opponent switching in Blissey at the end of the game

Cons:

-Too much hax, Will-o-Wisp missing, Thunderbolt paralyzing Spirtomb and Seed Flare missing Porygon-Z.

 

[Sunday]

Format was good and made it really easy to read. Although maybe not the best battle Shaymin was cool :)

 

[Fenikkusu]

Seemed like the whole story was wah wah hax, which got boring after the second iteration.

The format was nice, but the content was kind of meh.

 

[TerrickTerran]

rather boring

And what the heck Shadow Claw on T-tar? What was that person thinking? (Crunch much more effective)

 

[Stall]

meh, I enjoyed it until about halfway through, when you ruined the ending.

 

[scorchedsky]

Well Weavile is faster than any variant of Tyranitar I've ever heard of, and you've got +4 sp atk, so why use ice shard? Shadow Claw on Ttar? Also, how did Mesprit do 31% to Blissey with U-turn? Even a 252 +nature Mesprit has trouble doing >25% to standard Bliss...

 

[Poppin]

Well Weavile is faster than any variant of Tyranitar I've ever heard of, and you've got +4 sp atk, so why use ice shard?

Gut feeling, I guess, seeing as how it had athe spdef boost and Dark Pulse was NVE, I just though it's do less.

Shadow Claw on Ttar?

Don't ask, I was curious as well.

Also, how did Mesprit do 31% to Blissey with U-turn? Even a 252 +nature Mesprit has trouble doing >25% to standard Bliss...

Maybe it's not standard?

 

[scorchedsky]

What was your MixVile moveset? NP/Dark Pulse/Ice Shard/?

 

[Poppin]

What was your MixVile moveset? NP/Dark Pulse/Ice Shard/HP Fire

Yes, that's it.

 

[BlakBlastoise]

I almost never see mesperite, and it raped in this battle.


BTW do you remember the ditto you let me trade 2 of? Would it be possible for me to trade more of them? ;)

 

[Poppin]

I almost never see mesperite, and it raped in this battle.


BTW do you remember the ditto you let me trade 2 of? Would it be possible for me to trade more of them? ;)

<.< NO.

 

[KO_King]

I guess Ice Beam > Ice Shard on NP Weavile.

Nice battle, props for Shaymin usage :)

 

[Stall]

meh, I enjoyed it until about halfway through, when you ruined the ending.

Reposting this, since you seem to have missed it. Good for future warstories.

 

[Slice n Dice]

I stopped reading after Tyranitar used Shadow Claw. >_>

This is laughable. Post warstories that involve skill and little to no hax.

 

[Tangerine]

I didn't like this "warstory" at all, and your comments didn't help the content either.

 

[goofball]

Your comments weren't exactly insightful nor does it add anything to the battle. Your opponent was an idiot and made the battle very boring to read. However, the only upside was that you formatted it very well. Once you find a good battle to warstory and put more thoughts into your comments it will be a good one.

 

[Kijin]

None of your commentary broke the 1-line mark, which is to say they weren't very insightful, telling or helpful to the people reading the battle.

Also, Shadow Claw on T-Tar. Rotf.

 

[kd24]

This wasn't a good warstory. Not much prediction, a shitload of hax, and lazy written comments.

Shadow Claw on Tyranitar should tell you he wasn't very good.

 

[ODDish]

Format was good and made it really easy to read.

I'm afraid I have to disagree with this ... the format actually put me off reading the battle, here's why ...

1.) Nicknames: Whilst I'm sure battlers think the nick names for their pokemon are hilarious, not everyone sahres the same sense of humour and the jokes often wear very thin very quickly.

2.) Unnecessary text: We all know how much recovery leftovers offers, unless its particularly vital, we don't need to read about throughout the match. Same appies for damage caused by status afflictions and sandstorm, unless its vital to a pokemon surviving or not, its not needed.

3.) Pictures: Yes, I am aware of the irony of me complaining about pictures in war-stories, but honestly, is it necessary for a new set every turn? I typically utilise them to break up what would otherwise be great walls of text, however in this instance they just seem unnecessary as even with all the stuff that could have been left out, there doesn't appear to be that much text to break up, and so they simply appear as padding.

 

[chewy]

The opponent seemed pretty bad to keep their Gyarados in to take the WoW and Garchomp being their best answer to Shaymin... He literally switched only twice in the game...

 

[Mini Guerra]

Decent not great, high points were:

Format
Vortex of sex = me spitting out my ginger ale.

Downsides:
Many, Just not a well played battle. But somewhat amusing.

 

[Unreal Ice]

Mind revealing what chainzel is?