It is extremely late at night, possibly 1 in the morning. I'm still awake after sleepless hours in bed and I have an epifany (I think I just butchered that word): UBERS!!!! They are very strong and the metagame is extremely fast paced, meaning I was in for a fun night. This team died a while ago when it never worked, but I've spruced it up and had at least 20 battles with it. I think it is okay, not great, as this is my second ever Ubers team and little experience in the modern Ubers metagame. Some research showed me to a fitting team. Please, factor in how late it is for me and how I probably put this team together in one hour. I haven't had time to think over and over about it but I did have time to test it and it wasn't great but it definitely was a plus for me over my last Uber team.
The Lead
SexyBabe (Deoxys-F)
Hasty @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
100 Atk_156 SAtk_252 Spe
-Stealth Rock
-Superpower
-Ice Beam
-Shadow Ball
The Status Abuser/Wall
ItsaBIRD (Lugia)
Bold @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
252 HP_8 Def_248 Spe
-Ice Beam
-Roost
-Toxic
-Reflect
First Glance







SexyBabe (Deoxys-F)
Hasty @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
100 Atk_156 SAtk_252 Spe
-Stealth Rock
-Superpower
-Ice Beam
-Shadow Ball
Look at this creature and tell me you aren't scared. It hits just about everything with a OHKO or 2HKO, enough said. Deoxys-F is one of the best suicide leads out there; taking out two or three pokemon as he walks out the door. Pretty simple strategy here; setup some rocks, fight. I was thinking a Focus Sash might be better because he might not even surivive to attack after the Stealth Rocks. I'll have to test it first but it sounds better than Life Orb, even though the power-up is key to these OHKOs.

ItsaBIRD (Lugia)
Bold @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
252 HP_8 Def_248 Spe
-Ice Beam
-Roost
-Toxic
-Reflect
I can see why this guy does so well in Ubers. Just look at him! Even his Pokedex entry says that he is so powerful he dwells at the bottom of the sea for the sake of everybody's safety. This is a pretty standard Lugia courtesy of Katherine. I take him over Cresselia because Lugia can effectively wall the two strongest physical attackers (Rayquaza and Groudon) and gobble up their attacks then Roost off the residual damage. But OMG, Stealth Rock weaknesses are killing me.
The Wall Breaker
Fishy (Kyogre)
Modest @ Choice Specs
Ability: Drizzle
200 HP_252 SAtk_56 SDef
-Water Spout
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Thunder
The Revenge Killer
Scissorslol (Scizor)
Adamant @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
240 HP_56 Atk_212 SDef
-Pursuit
-Bullet Punch
-U-Turn
-Superpower
Pretty Standard Scizor here. Another great Revenge Killer, probably even more threatening than my Scarf Dialga. This baby can 2HKO just about ANYTHING with neutral damage to BP. Having Pursuit on me locks Psychics/Ghosts in and possibly OHKOs them on the way out. U-Turn is essential for scouting out their Scizor counter, and Roost is just because I can.
Well, what would I use instead that has 591 Atk stat, Technician, and STAB Priority BP? Scizor is definitely a force to be reckoned with and that's why I need him.
The Physical Sweeper
UDieNow (Rayquaza)
Adamant @ Life Orb
Ability: Air Lock
112 HP_252 Atk_144 Spe
-Swords Dance
-Extremespeed
-Dragon Claw
-Earthquake
This is my favorite pokemon in Ubers. Air Lock is a nifty toy I can use to play around with opponent's who rely on Drizzle or Drought. This is basically the Uber Scizor; an Adamant Rayquaza with Swords Dance can OHKO/2HKO anything with neutral damage to Extremespeed (sounds like Scizor, right?) Dragon Claw is for coverage on Giratina and Earthquake is for Dialga, Forretress, etc. Extremespeed is my prime move here, and it is basically awesome with OHKO most pokemon in Ubers.
The best physical sweepers out there stare with awe at the sheer power of Rayquaza. But, damn, too bad for the SR weakness...
Thanks everybody for RMTing. I hope that when you read this you looked at my team and said, "Wow, I was like that too when I was a noob." I DON'T want you to get too frustrated and yell/scream at your screen, so make sure that if this gets so bad you wanna kill yourself that you leave the page immediately (prolly shouldn't put this here...).
Oh yeah and sorry for being so unoriginal with the EVs everybody. I just didn't have the time to be creative with that.
Changes are in BOLD

Fishy (Kyogre)
Modest @ Choice Specs
Ability: Drizzle
200 HP_252 SAtk_56 SDef
-Water Spout
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Thunder
Well, what did you expect? This is the best 'mon for the job, just as simple as Blissey being a SDef wall, this is a born Wall Breaker. I'm not sure exactly, but I heard from others that this OHKOs or 2HKOs every pokemon in the game. That's very impressive an suitable for my team. However, I am a bit scared of that damned Parasect. Ever since Gen. Empoleon introduced it, I've seen little mushrooms dancing around Kyogre and then sleeping it. So thanks a lot...
It is VERY obvious why everyone chooses a Specsgre over every other kind of Wall Breaker because, well, I find the only true ways out of a Specsgre's Water Spout are Palkia and Lugia, and even then, they take massive damage.
The Mixed Sweeper
Kitty =3 (Dialga)
Mild @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Pressure
136 Atk_252 SAtk_120 Spe
-Thunder
-Dragon Claw
-Draco Meteor
-Fire Blast
It is VERY obvious why everyone chooses a Specsgre over every other kind of Wall Breaker because, well, I find the only true ways out of a Specsgre's Water Spout are Palkia and Lugia, and even then, they take massive damage.

Kitty =3 (Dialga)
Mild @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Pressure
136 Atk_252 SAtk_120 Spe
-Thunder
-Dragon Claw
-Draco Meteor
-Fire Blast
Just seeing this set gives me the chills. Nobody wants to face a terribly strong STAB Draco Meteor from Dialga, and even less when he's faster then you! I'm banking on Dialga outspeeding the pokemon that it is pitted against. I took out the HP investment primarily for that reason. If I can outrun my opponent, I can beat them. This is a great switch in to Rayquaza, although I'm not too sure if it can survive a hit after DD because it probably won't be fast enough. Hell, it probably won't be fast enough anyway.
This is a very cool Dialga in that it can switch in and take out a pokemon very easily. I think that's called a super-awesome-REVENGE KILLER!!! This has been a very effective pokemon for me to use and I hope it doesn't get changed around too much.
This is a very cool Dialga in that it can switch in and take out a pokemon very easily. I think that's called a super-awesome-REVENGE KILLER!!! This has been a very effective pokemon for me to use and I hope it doesn't get changed around too much.

Scissorslol (Scizor)
Adamant @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
240 HP_56 Atk_212 SDef
-Pursuit
-Bullet Punch
-U-Turn
-Superpower
Pretty Standard Scizor here. Another great Revenge Killer, probably even more threatening than my Scarf Dialga. This baby can 2HKO just about ANYTHING with neutral damage to BP. Having Pursuit on me locks Psychics/Ghosts in and possibly OHKOs them on the way out. U-Turn is essential for scouting out their Scizor counter, and Roost is just because I can.
Well, what would I use instead that has 591 Atk stat, Technician, and STAB Priority BP? Scizor is definitely a force to be reckoned with and that's why I need him.

UDieNow (Rayquaza)
Adamant @ Life Orb
Ability: Air Lock
112 HP_252 Atk_144 Spe
-Swords Dance
-Extremespeed
-Dragon Claw
-Earthquake
This is my favorite pokemon in Ubers. Air Lock is a nifty toy I can use to play around with opponent's who rely on Drizzle or Drought. This is basically the Uber Scizor; an Adamant Rayquaza with Swords Dance can OHKO/2HKO anything with neutral damage to Extremespeed (sounds like Scizor, right?) Dragon Claw is for coverage on Giratina and Earthquake is for Dialga, Forretress, etc. Extremespeed is my prime move here, and it is basically awesome with OHKO most pokemon in Ubers.
The best physical sweepers out there stare with awe at the sheer power of Rayquaza. But, damn, too bad for the SR weakness...
Thanks everybody for RMTing. I hope that when you read this you looked at my team and said, "Wow, I was like that too when I was a noob." I DON'T want you to get too frustrated and yell/scream at your screen, so make sure that if this gets so bad you wanna kill yourself that you leave the page immediately (prolly shouldn't put this here...).
Oh yeah and sorry for being so unoriginal with the EVs everybody. I just didn't have the time to be creative with that.
Changes are in BOLD