At a Glance:
(Obama Girl: Because Shiny Latias and Togekiss PWN) (K-diddy: You betcha.)
I was busy laddering and insulting people in the main chat on Shoddy. I was about to leave when K-diddys Lanturn asked if someone wanted to help her with a team. I figured why not and decided to help, the end result is below. A team that is a bit gimmicky, but its record speaks for it self.
With K-diddys, the team has a record of 6-1, the lost was by 20% to a Shaymin (which you shall be seeing in a warstory soon enough). With me playing, the record so far has been 9-1, with the lost coming from someone who just played me a few minutes before.
There is one pokemon that K-diddy and I realize destroys this team and we hope you will help our team fight LO Jolteon and any other problems this team has. (Me and K-diddy aren't the best team builders ever)
Obama Girl's comments are in blue
K-diddy's comments are in red
Changes in bold
Empoleon (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 208 Spe / 252 SAtk / 48 SpD
Mild Nature (+ SAtk, - Def)
- Aqua Jet
- Grass Knot
- Stealth Rock
- Surf
Anti-lead Empoleon from the Creative Movesets Thread and I LOVE it. The Evs allow it to survive T-bolts from the defensive Starmie (a poke that loves to come in on this). The speed Evs let me hit 312 if tricked with a scarf, which actually allowed me to have an endgame sweep with Empoleon once.
Stealth Rock is obvious and a must on almost every team nowadays. Surf and Grass Knot are to deal damage for sweepers to come in later and Aqua Jet is for priority which is always nice. The Focus Sash is great if it can be kept intact and a counter comes in trying to kill Empoleon. They activate Torrent and get OHKO by Surf.
This Empoleon is a fantastic example of an ideal anti-lead: A good move for power, a back up coverage move, a priority for opposing sash bearers, and the classic Stealth Rock if the opponent tries to be clever with switches. My experience with this is that people think you’re a noob at first glance for using such an odd lead but it really catches them by surprise and ends up tearing apart their lead. Fun fun. :]
Salamence (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 80 Atk / 252 SAtk / 176 Spe
Rash Nature (+ SAtk, - SpD)
- Draco Meteor
- Flamethrower
- Brick Break
- Roost
Classic Mixmence. Only difference is Flamethrower over Fire Blast. Me and K-diddy both prefer accuracy and I haven't seen Flamethrower fail to KO something it should have.
Draco Meteor for powerful STAB. Flamethrower and Brick Break for coverage (and that annoying bug Scizor). Roost to give Salamence a bit of survivability.
You know how this works, you have seen it working, you have made it work. Salamence is most useful for breaking down walls that could hinder its teammates, and has Roost to recover from Life Orb damage and any Stealth Rocks.
Scizor (M) @ Shed Shell
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 76 Atk / 8 Spe / 176 SpD
Adamant Nature (+ Atk, - SAtk)
- Sword Dance
- U-turn
- Bullet Punch
- Roost
That's right, a defensive Scizor, I bet you are all used to the CB variant (with the occasional SD version). Scizor is our best shot of dealing with Jolteon since it is the only one that doesn't get hit super effectively (and it still doesn't like Thunderbolt). Scizor has surprising bulk and is a good addition to the team.
Scizor is a great offensive pokemon, everyone knows that. However, few people use it for its walling abilities too, and on this team Scizor matches up nicely with Swampert resist-wise. It also gets revenge kills on a few pokes that could ruin my team. Roost is there for healing and Swords Dance is so I don’t sit around doing nothing.
I haven't done calculations yet but perhaps its SD Bullet Punch is enough to at least 2KO the threat that is LO Jolteon. Has a tendency to scare out Celebis although it cannot threaten them much.
Swampert (M) @ Rindo Berry
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 240 HP / 132 Def / 136 SAtk
Relaxed Nature
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Roar
- HP {Electric}
No STAB water attack. I am sure that is the first thing you noticed here. Roar is to find out more members of the opposing team early on. Earthquake for STAB and making the opponent think it is not the mix version (although it has become more common). The Evs give Swampy bulk on the physical side and a bit more power behind his special attacks. Swampert counters quite a few of this teams weaknesses.
Swampert, my answer to... a lot. HP Electric is there over the usual Surf because even though Swampert absolutely counters Gyarados I still want the serpent dead right away.
Togekiss (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 232 HP / 12 Def / 216 SpD / 48 Spe
Calm Nature
- Encore
- Wish
- T-wave
- Air Slash
Togekiss, one of the most haxxy (Is that a word?) pokes in the game. The Ev's allow Togekiss to take a hit to hopefully encore a move that doesn't touch Latias. Body Slam is to avoid being Taunt-bait and screens once again help Latias set-up.
Togekiss's entire role on this team is to make it easier for Latias to set-up.
Do not let its adorable looks fool you. This thing is possibly the second most annoying Pokemon after its Parahax brother. I usually start with Body Slam to get paralyze in quickly so the slower pokes can outrun and not care. Next I Encore if they try to set up or set up the screens if they switch.
Although the screens are incredibly convenient for my team, they are really for unleashing the final assassin...
Latias (F) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Levitate
IVs: HP 30
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spe / 4 Def
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Dragon Pulse
- Surf
SubSalacCM Latias... We had decided that we wanted Latias on the team and it was K-diddy who came up with the idea of using this set. With a little help from Togekiss (Reflect is usually more important that Light Screen) Latias has an incredibly easy time setting up. Dragon Pulse for STAB and Surf for coverage (Although there might be a better choice for a move).
You look at this set, and you think "Ftw, any Pokemon in the game can pull off Sub+Berry+Boost!" However, no Pokemon has the resists, surprise factor, and pure kickass-ness of SubSalacCMLatias.
The point is to get Togekiss to set up the screens, and then switch in on one of the many things that are set up bait. Use Substitute right away, you will need it if your prediction is poor. Then, CM as they switch or try to break your sub. Repeat three more times, ideally getting at least 2-3 CMs, which should be relatively easy with Sub. Finally, activate your salac with your last Sub and terrorize the opponent’s team with 479 Speed, a Substitute, and 525 SAtk (and that’s with just a single CM.) In every one of my battles this has torn half the team or more. GG!
Well, that's our team. Thanks in advance for your comments.






I was busy laddering and insulting people in the main chat on Shoddy. I was about to leave when K-diddys Lanturn asked if someone wanted to help her with a team. I figured why not and decided to help, the end result is below. A team that is a bit gimmicky, but its record speaks for it self.
With K-diddys, the team has a record of 6-1, the lost was by 20% to a Shaymin (which you shall be seeing in a warstory soon enough). With me playing, the record so far has been 9-1, with the lost coming from someone who just played me a few minutes before.
There is one pokemon that K-diddy and I realize destroys this team and we hope you will help our team fight LO Jolteon and any other problems this team has. (Me and K-diddy aren't the best team builders ever)
Obama Girl's comments are in blue
K-diddy's comments are in red
Changes in bold

Empoleon (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 208 Spe / 252 SAtk / 48 SpD
Mild Nature (+ SAtk, - Def)
- Aqua Jet
- Grass Knot
- Stealth Rock
- Surf
Anti-lead Empoleon from the Creative Movesets Thread and I LOVE it. The Evs allow it to survive T-bolts from the defensive Starmie (a poke that loves to come in on this). The speed Evs let me hit 312 if tricked with a scarf, which actually allowed me to have an endgame sweep with Empoleon once.
Stealth Rock is obvious and a must on almost every team nowadays. Surf and Grass Knot are to deal damage for sweepers to come in later and Aqua Jet is for priority which is always nice. The Focus Sash is great if it can be kept intact and a counter comes in trying to kill Empoleon. They activate Torrent and get OHKO by Surf.
This Empoleon is a fantastic example of an ideal anti-lead: A good move for power, a back up coverage move, a priority for opposing sash bearers, and the classic Stealth Rock if the opponent tries to be clever with switches. My experience with this is that people think you’re a noob at first glance for using such an odd lead but it really catches them by surprise and ends up tearing apart their lead. Fun fun. :]

Salamence (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 80 Atk / 252 SAtk / 176 Spe
Rash Nature (+ SAtk, - SpD)
- Draco Meteor
- Flamethrower
- Brick Break
- Roost
Classic Mixmence. Only difference is Flamethrower over Fire Blast. Me and K-diddy both prefer accuracy and I haven't seen Flamethrower fail to KO something it should have.
Draco Meteor for powerful STAB. Flamethrower and Brick Break for coverage (and that annoying bug Scizor). Roost to give Salamence a bit of survivability.
You know how this works, you have seen it working, you have made it work. Salamence is most useful for breaking down walls that could hinder its teammates, and has Roost to recover from Life Orb damage and any Stealth Rocks.

Scizor (M) @ Shed Shell
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 76 Atk / 8 Spe / 176 SpD
Adamant Nature (+ Atk, - SAtk)
- Sword Dance
- U-turn
- Bullet Punch
- Roost
That's right, a defensive Scizor, I bet you are all used to the CB variant (with the occasional SD version). Scizor is our best shot of dealing with Jolteon since it is the only one that doesn't get hit super effectively (and it still doesn't like Thunderbolt). Scizor has surprising bulk and is a good addition to the team.
Scizor is a great offensive pokemon, everyone knows that. However, few people use it for its walling abilities too, and on this team Scizor matches up nicely with Swampert resist-wise. It also gets revenge kills on a few pokes that could ruin my team. Roost is there for healing and Swords Dance is so I don’t sit around doing nothing.
I haven't done calculations yet but perhaps its SD Bullet Punch is enough to at least 2KO the threat that is LO Jolteon. Has a tendency to scare out Celebis although it cannot threaten them much.

Swampert (M) @ Rindo Berry
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 240 HP / 132 Def / 136 SAtk
Relaxed Nature
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Roar
- HP {Electric}
No STAB water attack. I am sure that is the first thing you noticed here. Roar is to find out more members of the opposing team early on. Earthquake for STAB and making the opponent think it is not the mix version (although it has become more common). The Evs give Swampy bulk on the physical side and a bit more power behind his special attacks. Swampert counters quite a few of this teams weaknesses.
Swampert, my answer to... a lot. HP Electric is there over the usual Surf because even though Swampert absolutely counters Gyarados I still want the serpent dead right away.

Togekiss (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 232 HP / 12 Def / 216 SpD / 48 Spe
Calm Nature
- Encore
- Wish
- T-wave
- Air Slash
Togekiss, one of the most haxxy (Is that a word?) pokes in the game. The Ev's allow Togekiss to take a hit to hopefully encore a move that doesn't touch Latias. Body Slam is to avoid being Taunt-bait and screens once again help Latias set-up.
Togekiss's entire role on this team is to make it easier for Latias to set-up.
Do not let its adorable looks fool you. This thing is possibly the second most annoying Pokemon after its Parahax brother. I usually start with Body Slam to get paralyze in quickly so the slower pokes can outrun and not care. Next I Encore if they try to set up or set up the screens if they switch.
Although the screens are incredibly convenient for my team, they are really for unleashing the final assassin...

Latias (F) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Levitate
IVs: HP 30
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spe / 4 Def
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Dragon Pulse
- Surf
SubSalacCM Latias... We had decided that we wanted Latias on the team and it was K-diddy who came up with the idea of using this set. With a little help from Togekiss (Reflect is usually more important that Light Screen) Latias has an incredibly easy time setting up. Dragon Pulse for STAB and Surf for coverage (Although there might be a better choice for a move).
You look at this set, and you think "Ftw, any Pokemon in the game can pull off Sub+Berry+Boost!" However, no Pokemon has the resists, surprise factor, and pure kickass-ness of SubSalacCMLatias.
The point is to get Togekiss to set up the screens, and then switch in on one of the many things that are set up bait. Use Substitute right away, you will need it if your prediction is poor. Then, CM as they switch or try to break your sub. Repeat three more times, ideally getting at least 2-3 CMs, which should be relatively easy with Sub. Finally, activate your salac with your last Sub and terrorize the opponent’s team with 479 Speed, a Substitute, and 525 SAtk (and that’s with just a single CM.) In every one of my battles this has torn half the team or more. GG!
Well, that's our team. Thanks in advance for your comments.